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[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thorn - let me know if you want chat invite. We'll need a Cornsilks-esque bio to review.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm 90 percent sure that someone had physical relations in my office building just before I arrived yesterday afternoon. I can pin it down to managers with weekend access to the building. I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

This deserves it's own thread.

There was no visual evidence, only olfactory evidence. I was 50/50 on making it it's own post. Decided to play it safe and keep it here in the warm confines of the GTMAN mothership.

Tuna sammich in the ceiling tiles?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

who sometimes act as a wine broker, of sorts.

Potential client for legal services.

 

[Zow]

Serious question: Is Woz the worst person alive? And I don't mean "worst" in the Hitler sense, but worst in terms of...I don't know. Anyway, you read this post and figure it out. This guy is bizarre.

My link

Only in Vegas Truck, only in Vegas

pretty sure he's the worst everywhere, not just Vegas

Touche

So is this like the back of the class where the cool kids pass notes?

Sorry we've been on page one for 18 months where you obviously couldn't read us. We would have welcomed you here like you've been welcom:e:d elsewhere. Hi, I guess. Why do you think Truck hates you?

Also, you're 99% shtick, right?

I've been in and out of here before, just never had the time to dive in. Was perusing it and saw the numerous posts slamming my good name. Just reminded me of those instances where people get together and talk about other people - kinda like a 7th grade classroom or a housewives' group of sort. As for Truck, he's just an ornery and cynical dude who has always disliked me despite pming me for pics of girls, my help on Westlaw, and the like. He's harmless - kinda like that kid in class who talks big to make a name but you get him alone and he's cool.

Lastly, I'd say 99% is probably a bit high.

 

[kotzwinkle]

Serious question: Is Woz the worst person alive? And I don't mean "worst" in the Hitler sense, but worst in terms of...I don't know. Anyway, you read this post and figure it out. This guy is bizarre.

My link

Only in Vegas Truck, only in Vegas

pretty sure he's the worst everywhere, not just Vegas

Touche

So is this like the back of the class where the cool kids pass notes?

Sorry we've been on page one for 18 months where you obviously couldn't read us. We would have welcomed you here like you've been welcom:e:d elsewhere. Hi, I guess. Why do you think Truck hates you?

Also, you're 99% shtick, right?

I've been in and out of here before, just never had the time to dive in. Was perusing it and saw the numerous posts slamming my good name. Just reminded me of those instances where people get together and talk about other people - kinda like a 7th grade classroom or a housewives' group of sort. As for Truck, he's just an ornery and cynical dude who has always disliked me despite pming me for pics of girls, my help on Westlaw, and the like. He's harmless - kinda like that kid in class who talks big to make a name but you get him alone and he's cool.

Lastly, I'd say 99% is probably a bit high.

please stop posting in here.

 

[Oh Yes!]

i like woz.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

who sometimes act as a wine broker, of sorts.

I think I like the sound of, "wine nerds" better. At least that's a socially acceptable addiction.

really?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I'm 90 percent sure that someone had physical relations in my office building just before I arrived yesterday afternoon. I can pin it down to managers with weekend access to the building. I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

how big is your office building, Mr. Inspector.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

who sometimes act as a wine broker, of sorts.

I think I like the sound of, "wine nerds" better. At least that's a socially acceptable addiction.

really?

for chicks.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

who sometimes act as a wine broker, of sorts.

Potential client for legal services.

now you are talking. the account replenishes on Jan1

 

[Oh Yes!]

cant you just say "guys from work"? not entirely a lie right?

 

[Lomez]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

who sometimes act as a wine broker, of sorts.

I think I like the sound of, "wine nerds" better. At least that's a socially acceptable addiction.

really?

for chicks.

I like chicks.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

who sometimes act as a wine broker, of sorts.

I think I like the sound of, "wine nerds" better. At least that's a socially acceptable addiction.

really?

for chicks.

good call. I'd go with "fellow importer/exporter" though.

 

[Lomez]

"We met online, posting on a forum dedicated to magic football."

"He occasionally sells me wine."

Use one all weekend. Pick now. TIA.

 

[General Malaise]

Serious question: Is Woz the worst person alive? And I don't mean "worst" in the Hitler sense, but worst in terms of...I don't know. Anyway, you read this post and figure it out. This guy is bizarre.

My link

Only in Vegas Truck, only in Vegas

pretty sure he's the worst everywhere, not just Vegas

Touche

So is this like the back of the class where the cool kids pass notes?

Sorry we've been on page one for 18 months where you obviously couldn't read us. We would have welcomed you here like you've been welcom:e:d elsewhere. Hi, I guess. Why do you think Truck hates you?

Also, you're 99% shtick, right?

I've been in and out of here before, just never had the time to dive in. Was perusing it and saw the numerous posts slamming my good name. Just reminded me of those instances where people get together and talk about other people - kinda like a 7th grade classroom or a housewives' group of sort. As for Truck, he's just an ornery and cynical dude who has always disliked me despite pming me for pics of girls, my help on Westlaw, and the like. He's harmless - kinda like that kid in class who talks big to make a name but you get him alone and he's cool.

Lastly, I'd say 99% is probably a bit high.

Let's discuss your middle school experiences in here. I think it might be cathartic for you.

 

[Lomez]

That was fast.

ETA: I like the word undulating.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

"We met online, posting on a forum dedicated to magic football.""He occasionally sells me wine."Use one all weekend. Pick now. TIA.

"did a tour with him in Gulf/Afghanistan, jointly killed several ghook BGs"edgy, shows a bit of heart, and rather topical

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

 

[Lomez]

"We met online, posting on a forum dedicated to magic football.""He occasionally sells me wine."Use one all weekend. Pick now. TIA.

"did a tour with him in Gulf/Afghanistan, jointly killed several ghook BGs"edgy, shows a bit of heart, and rather topical

Might as well go with bigbusinessjournal.com founder and CEO.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

A good backstory is always important.

 

[Zow]

Serious question: Is Woz the worst person alive? And I don't mean "worst" in the Hitler sense, but worst in terms of...I don't know. Anyway, you read this post and figure it out. This guy is bizarre.

My link

Only in Vegas Truck, only in Vegas

pretty sure he's the worst everywhere, not just Vegas

Touche

So is this like the back of the class where the cool kids pass notes?

Sorry we've been on page one for 18 months where you obviously couldn't read us. We would have welcomed you here like you've been welcom:e:d elsewhere. Hi, I guess. Why do you think Truck hates you?

Also, you're 99% shtick, right?

I've been in and out of here before, just never had the time to dive in. Was perusing it and saw the numerous posts slamming my good name. Just reminded me of those instances where people get together and talk about other people - kinda like a 7th grade classroom or a housewives' group of sort. As for Truck, he's just an ornery and cynical dude who has always disliked me despite pming me for pics of girls, my help on Westlaw, and the like. He's harmless - kinda like that kid in class who talks big to make a name but you get him alone and he's cool.

Lastly, I'd say 99% is probably a bit high.

Let's discuss your middle school experiences in here. I think it might be cathartic for you.

I think my middle school experience is in here. Regardless, just explaining myself. Appreciate the invite to come and hang out in here. Tanner, sorry about your BIL.

 

[FDASv2.0]

I'm 90 percent sure that someone had physical relations in my office building just before I arrived yesterday afternoon. I can pin it down to managers with weekend access to the building. I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

how big is your office building, Mr. Inspector.

55-60 total employees. 12 offices, two cubicle bullpens, lots of warehouse space. Distribution company. The evidence was in the rarely used Mens Room that I use on a daily basis.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

A good backstory is always important.

lost a testicle in the battle of Din Ghan. No need for a condom, ma'am.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I'm 90 percent sure that someone had physical relations in my office building just before I arrived yesterday afternoon. I can pin it down to managers with weekend access to the building. I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

how big is your office building, Mr. Inspector.

55-60 total employees. 12 offices, two cubicle bullpens, lots of warehouse space. Distribution company. The evidence was in the rarely used Mens Room that I use on a daily basis.

only adulterers have sex in offices after hours. imo.narrow your search accordingly.

 

[Lomez]

A good backstory is always important.

lost a testicle in the battle of Din Ghan. No need for a condom, ma'am.

Ups the freak show factor, too, which we all know would be more in your wheelhouse.I told you not to sit on that stump imo.

 

[kotzwinkle]

I'm going to have to put someone on ignore for the first time if woz starts posting in this sanctuary. Can you people that are encouraging this travesty at least agree not to quote him? You'll see from a few pages back I'm not alone here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"We met online, posting on a forum dedicated to magic football.""He occasionally sells me wine."Use one all weekend. Pick now. TIA.

Some of the same crown met Redman in Vegas so it wasn't a big deal. "I met them online where I get some FF information and we discuss other stuff. As a matter if fact it is where I got the tip on Uranium which we are in. Of course after the tsunami it turned out to be much more than the tip."ETAHack, please send me the pic that bartender took of the three of us.TIA

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

"We met online, posting on a forum dedicated to magic football."

"He occasionally sells me wine."

Use one all weekend. Pick now. TIA.

Some of the same crown met Redman in Vegas so it wasn't a big deal. "I met them online where I get some FF information and we discuss other stuff. As a matter if fact it is where I got the tip on Uranium which we are in. Of course after the tsunami it turned out to be much more than the tip."

ETA

Hack, please send me the pic that bartender took of the three of us.

TIA

lol

 

[Drifter]

I'm 90 percent sure that someone had physical relations in my office building just before I arrived yesterday afternoon. I can pin it down to managers with weekend access to the building. I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

how big is your office building, Mr. Inspector.

55-60 total employees. 12 offices, two cubicle bullpens, lots of warehouse space. Distribution company. The evidence was in the rarely used Mens Room that I use on a daily basis.

only adulterers have sex in offices after hours. imo.narrow your search accordingly.

Gay sex IMO

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hack, please send me the pic that bartender took of the three of us.TIA

Hack is in Vegas. The pic was texted to Furley who apparently failed to forward to Fuller, and then sent to Shuke who couldn't figure out exactly what it was supposed to mean.

 

[mr. furley]

Hack, please send me the pic that bartender took of the three of us.TIA

Hack is in Vegas. The pic was texted to Furley who apparently failed to forward to Fuller, and then sent to Shuke who couldn't figure out exactly what it was supposed to mean.

accurate, if a bit mean-spirited

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hack, please send me the pic that bartender took of the three of us.TIA

Hack is in Vegas. The pic was texted to Furley who apparently failed to forward to Fuller, and then sent to Shuke who couldn't figure out exactly what it was supposed to mean.

Yeah I know. I figured he would catch up eventually and didn't want to bother him at work. Do you have one of the 3 of us? I'll take a copy. TIA

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hack, please send me the pic that bartender took of the three of us.TIA

Hack is in Vegas. The pic was texted to Furley who apparently failed to forward to Fuller, and then sent to Shuke who couldn't figure out exactly what it was supposed to mean.

Yeah I know. I figured he would catch up eventually and didn't want to bother him at work. Do you have one of the 3 of us? I'll take a copy. TIA

no. I asked Furley for it and he was too lazy to resend after already forwarding twice.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Appreciate the invite to come and hang out in here.

Is nothing sacred?

 

[FDASv2.0]

I'm 90 percent sure that someone had physical relations in my office building just before I arrived yesterday afternoon. I can pin it down to managers with weekend access to the building. I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

how big is your office building, Mr. Inspector.

55-60 total employees. 12 offices, two cubicle bullpens, lots of warehouse space. Distribution company. The evidence was in the rarely used Mens Room that I use on a daily basis.

only adulterers have sex in offices after hours. imo.narrow your search accordingly.

Gay sex IMO

The evidence was just the opposite.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hack, please send me the pic that bartender took of the three of us.TIA

Hack is in Vegas. The pic was texted to Furley who apparently failed to forward to Fuller, and then sent to Shuke who couldn't figure out exactly what it was supposed to mean.

Yeah I know. I figured he would catch up eventually and didn't want to bother him at work. Do you have one of the 3 of us? I'll take a copy. TIA

no. I asked Furley for it and he was too lazy to resend after already forwarding twice.

Send it to me, I got this.

 

[General Malaise]

Serious question: Is Woz the worst person alive? And I don't mean "worst" in the Hitler sense, but worst in terms of...I don't know. Anyway, you read this post and figure it out. This guy is bizarre.

My link

Only in Vegas Truck, only in Vegas

pretty sure he's the worst everywhere, not just Vegas

Touche

So is this like the back of the class where the cool kids pass notes?

Sorry we've been on page one for 18 months where you obviously couldn't read us. We would have welcomed you here like you've been welcom:e:d elsewhere. Hi, I guess. Why do you think Truck hates you?

Also, you're 99% shtick, right?

I've been in and out of here before, just never had the time to dive in. Was perusing it and saw the numerous posts slamming my good name. Just reminded me of those instances where people get together and talk about other people - kinda like a 7th grade classroom or a housewives' group of sort. As for Truck, he's just an ornery and cynical dude who has always disliked me despite pming me for pics of girls, my help on Westlaw, and the like. He's harmless - kinda like that kid in class who talks big to make a name but you get him alone and he's cool.

Lastly, I'd say 99% is probably a bit high.

Let's discuss your middle school experiences in here. I think it might be cathartic for you.

I think my middle school experience is in here. Regardless, just explaining myself. Appreciate the invite to come and hang out in here. Tanner, sorry about your BIL.

I don't think you've been discussed THAT much in here. Truck just had a comment about you the other day. Kinda creepy that you search out your name, but other than that, I have nothing negative to say about you. I just assumed everything you posted was fabricated for fishing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hack, please send me the pic that bartender took of the three of us.TIA

Hack is in Vegas. The pic was texted to Furley who apparently failed to forward to Fuller, and then sent to Shuke who couldn't figure out exactly what it was supposed to mean.

Yeah I know. I figured he would catch up eventually and didn't want to bother him at work. Do you have one of the 3 of us? I'll take a copy. TIA

no. I asked Furley for it and he was too lazy to resend after already forwarding twice.

Thanks Furley.I meant the 4 of us. I think Mrs. SLB has one of you, SF & myself but she didn't even meet Hack.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I'm 90 percent sure that someone had physical relations in my office building just before I arrived yesterday afternoon. I can pin it down to managers with weekend access to the building. I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

how big is your office building, Mr. Inspector.

55-60 total employees. 12 offices, two cubicle bullpens, lots of warehouse space. Distribution company. The evidence was in the rarely used Mens Room that I use on a daily basis.

only adulterers have sex in offices after hours. imo.narrow your search accordingly.

Gay sex IMO

The evidence was just the opposite.

I am intrigued/perplexed.

 

[mr. furley]

Hack, please send me the pic that bartender took of the three of us.TIA

Hack is in Vegas. The pic was texted to Furley who apparently failed to forward to Fuller, and then sent to Shuke who couldn't figure out exactly what it was supposed to mean.

Yeah I know. I figured he would catch up eventually and didn't want to bother him at work. Do you have one of the 3 of us? I'll take a copy. TIA

no. I asked Furley for it and he was too lazy to resend after already forwarding twice.

forgot sent!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cornhole list to date:

Mojo

Norville Barnes

Redman

Rude

Saint Fool

Urbanhack

There are a few of you I would like to add to this list before I die. I thought yesterday just might be the day I check out.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

That was fast.ETA: I like the word undulating.

bundulating moobersPendulous works too.

 

[Gadzooks]

From the sounds of it, I'm guessing this was Rudnicki at the Chicago Cornhole

 

[McJose]

If I had to ever explain how I knew the people I was cornholing with I would just say "we were in Nam together". Anyone that questions that is insensitive and anti-American.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

furley text had no image.

text sent to hack. probably out golfing or some ####.

 

[Lomez]

If I had to ever explain how I knew the people I was cornholing with I would just say "we were in Nam together". Anyone that questions that is insensitive and anti-American.

It doesn't work so well for those of us who would have been fighting the Viet Cong with diaper stench. Or, you know, in utero.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

"We're from the internet" seemed to work at the strip club.

 

[Lomez]

"We're from the internet" seemed to work at the strip club.

Well, if it's good enough for strippers, I suppose it's good enough for my friends.

 

[McJose]

If I had to ever explain how I knew the people I was cornholing with I would just say "we were in Nam together". Anyone that questions that is insensitive and anti-American.

It doesn't work so well for those of us who would have been fighting the Viet Cong with diaper stench. Or, you know, in utero.

Can't believe you're questioning this, Pinko.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

loll