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Notorious T.R.E.
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Calling BS on this.
jplvr
Footballguy
Didn't click the link previously. Completely agree. That song and Islands are on my jogging playlist. Haven't listened to it in a while.
:fat: :lazy:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You know how there's all the nerd angst going on about how George Lucas messed around with the Star Wars trilogy again and everybody hates it and nobody is going to buy the new Blu-rays that are out in stores today? Well as someone who knows these things let me tell you they are flying off the shelves, far surpassing expectations.
Freaking nerds.
Freaking nerds.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
YSR> I know I'm probably fired for going 20-19 in two weeks of CFB picks, but can you still send me the games anyway? I'd like to continue picking for the heck of it. Thanks.
-YIC, TRE
-YIC, TRE
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Notorious T.R.E.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
She came back at $160k, no closing costs. Fish on.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Bald Team™
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Awesome
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
Sorry for your loss, McTanner. #### cancer.
General Malaise
Footballguy
ahhh, so you're the professor who would have come to our fraternity parties.
Had a few of those. Big fan.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Girl Talk has ruined all two song mashups for me...
If it doesn't transition to Adele singing over an Odd Future beat within 20 seconds, I am oot
If it doesn't transition to Adele singing over an Odd Future beat within 20 seconds, I am oot
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
FML. I was in Vegas that weekend. Mighta been fun.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Were you dressed like Spiderman?
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Or Wonder Woman?No reason to jump to conclusions.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Where can I hear this?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My realtor misunderstood her counter-counter :headexplode:. It was $160k plus the $4500, no carpet. That sucks since I have an inside track on rug.Went back at $171.5k plus the $4500. That's lower than I want to go but screw it.She came back at $160k, no closing costs. Fish on.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Yes and no.I currently teach at a JC so there's no frats.ahhh, so you're the professor who would have come to our fraternity parties.
But when I was a grad student TA I was friendly with the Greeks and made it out to the bars one night on a group's invite (it was the last night of the semester, grades were already in, etc.). It was no where near as cool as you'd think. In fact, it was mostly awkward. I was happily married so the four cute sorority girls from my class basically hovered in a small semi-circle while I did my best to be nice but as NOT INTERESTED as possible. This was excruciating as I'm 90% sure I could have nailed a pair of roommates at the same time (6 and 8 on the offdee scale). Sometimes being a romantic/uxorious guy sucks. And while the frat guys bought me beers and shots (this was nice), after like 40 minutes we'd exhausted most sports talk and had nothing else to say. It got quiet and awkward. So I bailed within an hour, feeling kind of old and creepy.
I never drank with my students again after this, except in a couple rare cases when I bumped into an exstudent at a bar or something.
Oh and that time (same semester) that a student used his fake ID to get into a bar, only to find me by happenchance with two friends in the back polishing off a bottle of Czech absinthe. My two friends were right at the cusp of passing out while I was mad with the rocket fuel, so I embraced the kid and made him drink with me.
He ended up passing out on my couch, puking in my toilet, and my wife made him eggs and bacon in the morning. To this day he says it was the best breakfast he ever had. So much so that if I hadn't been sitting right there eating breakfast next to him, I would have suspected that she blew him or something. So there's that.
Other than that, no drinking with students. Oh except this past summer, when I taught a couple classes of undergrad seniors from a small Latin American country. Bright kids. Older than my usual paint huffers. One babysat my son on my anniversary, and was so nice, my wife invited her and the rest of her crew (most were in my class) back for dinner at the end of the semester. We ended up playing Texas Hold'em and drinking until 1 or 2 in the morning. They posted pics on FB with goofy images covering the beer bottles so I couldn't get in trouble with the school, bless them. They used the night to make fun of me in a "the villagers get to make fun of the king" type of day, and since they'd learned that my middle name is Charles (this is really funny if you know my whole name), they dubbed me "Professor Charlie" and had me wear a Charlie Sheen WINNING! t-shirt all night. I can be seen wearing this shirt -WINNING!- with a hammered grin on my face. Check your FB for access. I'm sure you'll get a good laugh out of it.
I just realized this whole post is structured around me saying I don't drink with students, then suddenly remembering times that I have. Is this called denial?
Nah.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
lol at dharmapunk
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
In my brain mang
Notorious T.R.E.
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
You guys use wins instead of quality starts?
(sorry Tanner)
(sorry Tanner)
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I want to party with DP
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
:headexplode:WTF!!!!
General Malaise
Footballguy
X 2and all this talk of 'mash-ups' with girltalk....I feel like Tanner does when we talk baseball. I have no clue what any of that means.I want to party with DP
my league uses:W, L, R, HR, BB, K, HLD, ERA, WHIP, K/BB, OBPA, NSV
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Mashups generally refer to the combining of musical tracks with different lyrical tracks, often from different genresMost of the ones posted here fall into this categoryGirk Talk is a guy (Gregg Gillis) who started making mashups on steroids several years ago (I believe you listened to some Girl Talk at one of the MHs). Basically one of his "songs" is really a meta mashup of like 50 songs and musical tracks all put together in sequence. It's the mashup for the ADD generation, bt he's really good at itHere's an example:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JBAxkZun3sX 2and all this talk of 'mash-ups' with girltalk....I feel like Tanner does when we talk baseball. I have no clue what any of that means.I want to party with DP
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Oh Yes!
Footballguy
i was in kankakee last weekend.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Did you see Nancy?i was in kankakee last weekend.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Did you go through Kentucky or Missouri to get there?i was in kankakee last weekend.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So when a FBG's wife sends you a FB request, what's the protocol here?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Walk away from the internet, Bender-style?So when a FBG's wife sends you a FB request, what's the protocol here?
General Malaise
Footballguy
You were at MH? Which one were you?Mashups generally refer to the combining of musical tracks with different lyrical tracks, often from different genresMost of the ones posted here fall into this categoryGirk Talk is a guy (Gregg Gillis) who started making mashups on steroids several years ago (I believe you listened to some Girl Talk at one of the MHs). Basically one of his "songs" is really a meta mashup of like 50 songs and musical tracks all put together in sequence. It's the mashup for the ADD generation, bt he's really good at itHere's an example:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JBAxkZun3sX 2and all this talk of 'mash-ups' with girltalk....I feel like Tanner does when we talk baseball. I have no clue what any of that means.I want to party with DP
General Malaise
Footballguy
Big fan of that game. I've been known to do this in people's homes and then just leave.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I'm a big fan of cranking up the thermostat, which is incredibly childish and not at all clever or funny.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
This. Also include world politics, general medical knowledge and the female orgasm.X 2and all this talk of 'mash-ups' with girltalk....I feel like Tanner does when we talk baseball. I have no clue what any of that means.I want to party with DP
The way I understand it, she really digs the cat shirt pics. I find it difficult to deny my fans.Walk away from the internet, Bender-style?So when a FBG's wife sends you a FB request, what's the protocol here?
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