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Good point, if his aftershave is only lingering on the sheets it will be much better than walking in on "Catch-her in the Eye 3".Leaning towards laying out my return information.
I appreciate it. She is an awesome girl that has been taking care of this family for nearly two decades. Returns home are wonderful, but still disrupting every time. The reasons for coming home unannounced seem more selfish than productive. After a year we are all excited just to be together again. There is not a good reason to look for a short-term and short-lived boost to what is already there.Sounds like a plan. If I come home on a weekend I only have to worry about the dogs, as the wife will be working. If I come home on a weekday there is a great chance that she will be awake and that she greets me at the door holding her last Christmas present...I may live through a few 9mm slugs, but it doesn't sound like a wonderful time. I doubt that I get any for a few days under those circumstances*.*We are not gun nuts and the dogs are more likely to lick you to death.
No Jart-Fest '11? No Microbrew Sock-Hop? No Animal Collective concert/POGS Tournament?
Rangers #####es!!!!
Jart-Fest sounds awesome, but no. Day 3 of 13 straight with Stu Jr. Football practice again tonight.
Hey, do we get to see that twitter girl's underwear now?
He still Earl Campbelling fools?Jart-Fest sounds awesome, but no. Day 3 of 13 straight with Stu Jr. Football practice again tonight.
He still Earl Campbelling fools?Jart-Fest sounds awesome, but no. Day 3 of 13 straight with Stu Jr. Football practice again tonight.
At practice he's mostly a big fish in a small pond. Then they usually get trampled in games. Some of the opposing 8 year olds are ridiculously big. Pretty sure I saw one smoking at halftime.
I need more details, NOW.
He still Earl Campbelling fools?Jart-Fest sounds awesome, but no. Day 3 of 13 straight with Stu Jr. Football practice again tonight.
there was a kid at St Pats who had the same cast on the same arm all 4 years that he played 8th grade football. and an increasingly thickening moustache to go with it.if you're out there Fernandez... nobody was fooled
GM is a river unto his people.
He still Earl Campbelling fools?Jart-Fest sounds awesome, but no. Day 3 of 13 straight with Stu Jr. Football practice again tonight.
When I was in 8th grade, we scrimmaged a team that had a reputation for flouting the rules. And since it was pre-season, the league hadn't done the weigh-ins, age checks, all that stuff. In the parking lot before the game, I saw their running back (who would subsequently hurdle a young Homer J en route to his 47th TD of the day) getting out of his car. Yes, HIS car. The friggin kid DROVE to his junior high football game. The Homer-led St. Dom's Friars did not perform well that day.
You should have asked him who's on first for the Rangers.
One of my best friends got married in Uruguay. It indeed has really beautiful women as well as beautiful beaches and great, inexpensive wine. I will put it on my list as I expand my Latin American Property Baroness empire.I had to. It was like the TV reached out and polished my knob for me.Also, Krista...thoughts on buying a house in Uraguay?Made some crockpot chicken, eh?Anybody ever give HBO's Latin/Spanish Channel a go? I did last night for a few enough minutes. Holy moly...You guys ever catch what goes on there? Last night was some show about hookers in Uraguay. I think. I don't really know any spanish, but I think I got the word for 'hooker' and 'Uruguay' down.
Makes Real Sex and Cathouse look like Real People and Dollhouse.
I'd be strongly in favor of 2, but there are people who would hate that. Only you hypothetically could know what category this hypothetical person might hypothetically prefer.
Damn homonyms.
I was with your dad on that one
We were both 'right', but we both knew what happened so he should have just went with me on it, ya dig?If he would have said, "The Rays are through, eh?" I would've said, "Yeah Dad, Beltre took a big dump on them, so they're outie."I was with your dad on that one
In for sauce...no reason behind it though.
I don't drink like you people though. Wait. Ok, I do drink like you people, but not as often.Yes, I said "you people." Deal with it.
Is it because I'm black?
'Homer J Simpson said:'Disco Stu said:'McJose said:He still Earl Campbelling fools?'Disco Stu said:Jart-Fest sounds awesome, but no. Day 3 of 13 straight with Stu Jr. Football practice again tonight.'McJose said:
When my kid was playing youth football there was a kid on an opposing team that was huge. These kids were supposed to be 7th grade at the oldest and this kid looked like a HS senior. Aside from being gigantic he was dirty. After about the third or fourth late hit/cheap shot, without drawing a flag, I yelled out "Hey Ref! We know #90 drove you to the game but you can still flag him."
Dawn/Don
Peens?
Peens?
Interesting turn of events here today/tonight. Found out that he doesn't want to move to SC, which is a bit of a stomach punch since we have planned to do so since December (even sharing the news with the 200+ people who came to our engagement party in April). Wine> hey. Be by to pick you up in about 9 minutes.
Oof. I don't know what to say. This would be extremely...upsetting.Any reasoning given for why he has changed his view on this so dramatically and quickly?
Umm, isn't today Tuesday??Got my first senior discount today. Thought for sure it would have been more of a thrill. Picked up some stuff for my daughters birthday party this weekend (superfluous aside to FB friends - yesterday, but last weekend was jammed). At the checkout, the clerk gives me the once over. "How old are you?" I hesitate for a split second, but then figure out what's up. "50" I say quietly (if I were Asian - newborns are called one). I'm really 49. She picks up a coupon laying next to her register. "Wednesday is Senior Day"
Ouch. Want me to take him outside...kick the #### out of him?
Senility is brutal.Umm, isn't today Tuesday??Got my first senior discount today. Thought for sure it would have been more of a thrill. Picked up some stuff for my daughters birthday party this weekend (superfluous aside to FB friends - yesterday, but last weekend was jammed). At the checkout, the clerk gives me the once over. "How old are you?" I hesitate for a split second, but then figure out what's up. "50" I say quietly (if I were Asian - newborns are called one). I'm really 49. She picks up a coupon laying next to her register. "Wednesday is Senior Day"
Funkley>hi'Homer J Simpson said:'Disco Stu said:'McJose said:He still Earl Campbelling fools?'Disco Stu said:Jart-Fest sounds awesome, but no. Day 3 of 13 straight with Stu Jr. Football practice again tonight.'McJose said:
You ####s ever heard of the International Date Line?Yeah, I don't know...the whole episode has me flummoxed.Senility is brutal.Umm, isn't today Tuesday??Got my first senior discount today. Thought for sure it would have been more of a thrill. Picked up some stuff for my daughters birthday party this weekend (superfluous aside to FB friends - yesterday, but last weekend was jammed). At the checkout, the clerk gives me the once over. "How old are you?" I hesitate for a split second, but then figure out what's up. "50" I say quietly (if I were Asian - newborns are called one). I'm really 49. She picks up a coupon laying next to her register. "Wednesday is Senior Day"
Wow. So, um....Tennessee was his plan?
Well now that I know, yes.
Quick story: Worked with this real dumb broad at work. She invited some of us out to her birthday at some bar one weekend. I asked her what day her birthday was... "It's Saturday." "No, when's your real birthday, like what day?" "I was born on the 8th, Saturday, that's why I'm having the party on Saturday." Me: "Originally?" Her: 
Me: "Your birthday is still on the same day you were born?" Her: "Huh?"Me: "You've never been outside the country?"Her: "Yeah, I have, but so what?"Me: "Did you have to change your watch when you got there?"Her: "Yeah, it was a different time and a different date."Me: "Well, there you go. When you came back home, did you go the long way around the globe and cross the International Date Line, or did you come back the short way?"Her: "Came back the same way, the short way."Me: "Yeah. Exactly. If you don't go the long way around, you don't make up the day you missed. Your birthday is really on Sunday now."Her: "Really?" 
Your husband sounds like a self-absorbed asswipe. Forrest> you Smooing the funds or what?Pickles... Out!
