GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[-fish-]

again, met her 5 days ago. last night she met some of my friends, including the aforementioned young ladies. they talked to her, treated her well and all agreed she was both cute and cool.

got back to her place:

skipping over the best part (which was also completely crazy), we had the following topics of conversation this morning:

she wants to have a kid with me. like now. I'm 43, divorced and already have a kid. she's not talking down the road, seeing if I'm open to the idea--she's talking now.

she wants me to stop seeing my friends. says there's "something not right" about them--not any one person in particular--all of them.

she wants to go to couples counseling.

I couldn't run out the door fast enough.

 

[Pigskin P]

she wants to go to couples counseling.

Wow. Just... Wow.

 

[mr. furley]

again, met her 5 days ago. last night she met some of my friends, including the aforementioned young ladies. they talked to her, treated her well and all agreed she was both cute and cool. got back to her place:skipping over the best part (which was also completely crazy), we had the following topics of conversation this morning:she wants to have a kid with me. like now. I'm 43, divorced and already have a kid. she's not talking down the road, seeing if I'm open to the idea--she's talking now.she wants me to stop seeing my friends. says there's "something not right" about them--not any one person in particular--all of them.she wants to go to couples counseling.I couldn't run out the door fast enough.

sounds like she got what she wanted and then got rid of you

 

[-fish-]

her insane jealousy about my lady friends (one of whom was also with a date) was heated and vicious. me telling her that I would choose them (who I've known for quite a while), over her put her over the edge.

told my friends about her this morning. we're going to a local oktoberfest because they agree I need time with normal women.

 

[-fish-]

again, met her 5 days ago. last night she met some of my friends, including the aforementioned young ladies. they talked to her, treated her well and all agreed she was both cute and cool. got back to her place:skipping over the best part (which was also completely crazy), we had the following topics of conversation this morning:she wants to have a kid with me. like now. I'm 43, divorced and already have a kid. she's not talking down the road, seeing if I'm open to the idea--she's talking now.she wants me to stop seeing my friends. says there's "something not right" about them--not any one person in particular--all of them.she wants to go to couples counseling.I couldn't run out the door fast enough.

sounds like she got what she wanted and then got rid of you

yeah, that's what it sounds like.

 

[Osaurus]

HFS!! Run...run...run!!!

 

[-fish-]

HFS!! Run...run...run!!!

already gone, my friend.

 

[mr. furley]

again, met her 5 days ago. last night she met some of my friends, including the aforementioned young ladies. they talked to her, treated her well and all agreed she was both cute and cool. got back to her place:skipping over the best part (which was also completely crazy), we had the following topics of conversation this morning:she wants to have a kid with me. like now. I'm 43, divorced and already have a kid. she's not talking down the road, seeing if I'm open to the idea--she's talking now.she wants me to stop seeing my friends. says there's "something not right" about them--not any one person in particular--all of them.she wants to go to couples counseling.I couldn't run out the door fast enough.

sounds like she got what she wanted and then got rid of you

yeah, that's what it sounds like.

tables were turned, my friend. she's telling her girlfriends about it over coffee right now.

 

[Mr.Pack]

HFS!! Run...run...run!!!

I'm still kind of curious about the "best part" that he skipped.

 

[mr. furley]

HFS!! Run...run...run!!!

I'm still kind of curious about the "best part" that he skipped.

i'm new here but i think he's implying that they had sex

 

[-fish-]

again, met her 5 days ago. last night she met some of my friends, including the aforementioned young ladies. they talked to her, treated her well and all agreed she was both cute and cool. got back to her place:skipping over the best part (which was also completely crazy), we had the following topics of conversation this morning:she wants to have a kid with me. like now. I'm 43, divorced and already have a kid. she's not talking down the road, seeing if I'm open to the idea--she's talking now.she wants me to stop seeing my friends. says there's "something not right" about them--not any one person in particular--all of them.she wants to go to couples counseling.I couldn't run out the door fast enough.

sounds like she got what she wanted and then got rid of you

yeah, that's what it sounds like.

tables were turned, my friend. she's telling her girlfriends about it over coffee right now.

nah. she would have at least gotten breakfast out of me if that were the case. trust me on this. I know psycho, and she's bat #### crazy

 

[Homer J Simpson]

holy crap that's a special level of crazy.

 

[-fish-]

still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.

 

[Sarnoff]

Yikes

 

[Sconch]

I disagree. She sounds like a good catch.

 

[-fish-]

I disagree. She sounds like a good catch.

happy to introduce you.

 

[krista4]

she wants to go to couples counseling.

Wow. Just... Wow.

Definitely the best part. -fish-, I really don't understand why you're giving up on this (five-day) relationship without counseling first. :(

 

[Tiger Fan]

s:e details

 

[Sconch]

I disagree. She sounds like a good catch.

happy to introduce you.

I'm keeeeding!

 

[krista4]

still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.

Sorry, have been working on a write-up for vrbo, which is more of a PITA than I imagined it would be.This is substantially greater crazy than I could have hoped for. A bit disappointed you won't see her again, just for our amusement (also, you know that you can use that crazy to your advantage in certain areas). How many times has she called/texted you today?

 

[Sconch]

still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.

Sorry, have been working on a write-up for vrbo, which is more of a PITA than I imagined it would be.This is substantially greater crazy than I could have hoped for. A bit disappointed you won't see her again, just for our amusement (also, you know that you can use that crazy to your advantage in certain areas). How many times has she called/texted you today?

Great question. Over/Under on the number of boiled rabbits in Fish's kitchen before the end of the year?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

HOW ABOUT OUR BILLS?

 

[Sconch]

HOW ABOUT OUR BILLS?

Fred Jackson got me 31 points.

 

[krista4]

HOW ABOUT OUR BILLS?

Fred Jackson got me 31 points.

Screw that guy.

 

[Sconch]

HOW ABOUT OUR BILLS?

Fred Jackson got me 31 points.

Screw that guy.

You and Fred should go to couples counseling.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

HOW ABOUT OUR BILLS?

Fred Jackson got me 31 points.

Screw that guy.

You and Fred should go to couples counseling.

 

[krista4]

HOW ABOUT OUR BILLS?

Fred Jackson got me 31 points.

Screw that guy.

You and Fred should go to couples counseling.

 

[Mr.Pack]

HOW ABOUT OUR BILLS?

The NFL obviously wants them to win this year.

 

[dharmapunk]

HOW ABOUT OUR BILLS?

SHOUT!

 

[dharmapunk]

s:e details

Call me a pervert, but -

 

[Guster]

s:e details

Call me a pervert, but -

pervert

 

[bentley]

Where are we chatting these days? I intend to drink whiskey this evening in lieu of having an ALCS game 2 to watch and I could use a little chat action.

 

[kotzwinkle]

still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.

Sorry, have been working on a write-up for vrbo, which is more of a PITA than I imagined it would be.This is substantially greater crazy than I could have hoped for. A bit disappointed you won't see her again, just for our amusement (also, you know that you can use that crazy to your advantage in certain areas). How many times has she called/texted you today?

 

[-fish-]

still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.

Sorry, have been working on a write-up for vrbo, which is more of a PITA than I imagined it would be.This is substantially greater crazy than I could have hoped for. A bit disappointed you won't see her again, just for our amusement (also, you know that you can use that crazy to your advantage in certain areas). How many times has she called/texted you today?

Texts began 45 minutes ago. Numerous apologies and one "can I come over and talk.". My return texts are ensuring that I burn this bridge completely to the ground so I'm not tempted by crazy apology sex.

 

[Bogart]

So the big Pigskin Pick'Em contest I was in this year was running along smoothly. I was in the lead by two games, and four games over third place, and was already thinking about how I was going to spend my winnings.

This morning I go to log in to double check my picks and I was kicked out of the group. Guy set a deadline for this weekend to get entry fees in, and I sent my check in last Friday.

Totally pissed off right now. Will get my money back, not worried about that, but the guy got real dickmittens about it, when I politely told him I got my funds in way in time, barring a huge USPS mistake and delay.

His sandbox, his rules, so whatever, but he has burned the bridges for about 20 percent of the people in his pool.

I need a local bookie.

 

[kotzwinkle]

You're all welcome for mini-Friday gmtan thread on a Sunday. I will continue to try to perform for your amusement

 

[Tiger Fan]

drank some Beam yesterday...first time in forever. we ran out of beer for a little while and my and my buddy were just taking pulls.

I forgot how awful that stuff was. I'm still feeling it today

 

[dharmapunk]

So this Louie show is pretty damn good.

Better late to the party then never showing up, I suppose.

 

[shuke]

again, met her 5 days ago. last night she met some of my friends, including the aforementioned young ladies. they talked to her, treated her well and all agreed she was both cute and cool. got back to her place:skipping over the best part (which was also completely crazy), we had the following topics of conversation this morning:she wants to have a kid with me. like now. I'm 43, divorced and already have a kid. she's not talking down the road, seeing if I'm open to the idea--she's talking now.she wants me to stop seeing my friends. says there's "something not right" about them--not any one person in particular--all of them.she wants to go to couples counseling.I couldn't run out the door fast enough.

Wow

 

[Drifter]

You're all welcome for mini-Friday gmtan thread on a Sunday. I will continue to try to perform for your amusement

What happened? You give sex details, they got purged and you got the banhammer?

 

[Thorn]

John Keeven, Jr. can suck a big fat ****.

 

[Thorn]

still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.

Sorry, have been working on a write-up for vrbo, which is more of a PITA than I imagined it would be.This is substantially greater crazy than I could have hoped for. A bit disappointed you won't see her again, just for our amusement (also, you know that you can use that crazy to your advantage in certain areas). How many times has she called/texted you today?

Texts began 45 minutes ago. Numerous apologies and one "can I come over and talk.". My return texts are ensuring that I burn this bridge completely to the ground so I'm not tempted by crazy apology sex.

k4>why are you not on my gmtan text/pic list? remedy asap plz.

 

[Thorn]

again, met her 5 days ago. last night she met some of my friends, including the aforementioned young ladies. they talked to her, treated her well and all agreed she was both cute and cool. got back to her place:skipping over the best part (which was also completely crazy), we had the following topics of conversation this morning:she wants to have a kid with me. like now. I'm 43, divorced and already have a kid. she's not talking down the road, seeing if I'm open to the idea--she's talking now.she wants me to stop seeing my friends. says there's "something not right" about them--not any one person in particular--all of them.she wants to go to couples counseling.I couldn't run out the door fast enough.

holy Christmas. no one can run that fast

 

[krista4]

still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.

Sorry, have been working on a write-up for vrbo, which is more of a PITA than I imagined it would be.This is substantially greater crazy than I could have hoped for. A bit disappointed you won't see her again, just for our amusement (also, you know that you can use that crazy to your advantage in certain areas). How many times has she called/texted you today?

Texts began 45 minutes ago. Numerous apologies and one "can I come over and talk.". My return texts are ensuring that I burn this bridge completely to the ground so I'm not tempted by crazy apology sex.

k4>why are you not on my gmtan text/pic list? remedy asap plz.

What means this? Do I give my cell # and I get crazy messages and pics? If so, sign me up! PM coming.

 

[kevzilla]

still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.

Sorry, have been working on a write-up for vrbo, which is more of a PITA than I imagined it would be.This is substantially greater crazy than I could have hoped for. A bit disappointed you won't see her again, just for our amusement (also, you know that you can use that crazy to your advantage in certain areas). How many times has she called/texted you today?

Texts began 45 minutes ago. Numerous apologies and one "can I come over and talk.". My return texts are ensuring that I burn this bridge completely to the ground so I'm not tempted by crazy apology sex.

k4>why are you not on my gmtan text/pic list? remedy asap plz.

What means this? Do I give my cell # and I get crazy messages and pics? If so, sign me up! PM coming.

Careful what you wish for, I think this is how the whole Brett Favre junk thing started.

 

[Thorn]

still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.

Sorry, have been working on a write-up for vrbo, which is more of a PITA than I imagined it would be.This is substantially greater crazy than I could have hoped for. A bit disappointed you won't see her again, just for our amusement (also, you know that you can use that crazy to your advantage in certain areas). How many times has she called/texted you today?

Texts began 45 minutes ago. Numerous apologies and one "can I come over and talk.". My return texts are ensuring that I burn this bridge completely to the ground so I'm not tempted by crazy apology sex.

k4>why are you not on my gmtan text/pic list? remedy asap plz.

What means this? Do I give my cell # and I get crazy messages and pics? If so, sign me up! PM coming.

Don't be scared

 

[Thorn]

still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.

Sorry, have been working on a write-up for vrbo, which is more of a PITA than I imagined it would be.This is substantially greater crazy than I could have hoped for. A bit disappointed you won't see her again, just for our amusement (also, you know that you can use that crazy to your advantage in certain areas). How many times has she called/texted you today?

Texts began 45 minutes ago. Numerous apologies and one "can I come over and talk.". My return texts are ensuring that I burn this bridge completely to the ground so I'm not tempted by crazy apology sex.

k4>why are you not on my gmtan text/pic list? remedy asap plz.

What means this? Do I give my cell # and I get crazy messages and pics? If so, sign me up! PM coming.

Careful what you wish for, I think this is how the whole Brett Favre junk thing started.

what are you weird and have magic hair?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've got a few pages to catch up on. That being said I have a few things ot say.

1. My wife and I went to a bar to watch the Brewers and Packers. I swear it was her idea. We.....I mean I got drunk, duh. But I think I have a greatwife who says "Yeah, its Sunday, lets go to a bar"

2. My wife also said "Hey, lets have sex in the bathroom". Of course I obliged. Yes I just said obliged and yes we had sex in the bathroom. The bartenter looked at me strange when I walked out of the womens room.

3. Here's the kicker. My bich of a sister. Shes never likedd my wife. But she had the balls to post a pic on facebook with her and my ex. The caption was "Great times with an old friend" Does anyone else find that strange? Unless we're talking a terrible marraige, would anyone destroy thier brother and his wife like that? Katie said "Your sister just slapped me in the face via facebook".

Am we in the wrong here? I"m furious with my sister> I don't get upset Furious is a word I don't throw around lightly and I'm furious.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've got a few pages to catch up on. That being said I have a few things ot say.1. My wife and I went to a bar to watch the Brewers and Packers. I swear it was her idea. We.....I mean I got drunk, duh. But I think I have a greatwife who says "Yeah, its Sunday, lets go to a bar"2. My wife also said "Hey, lets have sex in the bathroom". Of course I obliged. Yes I just said obliged and yes we had sex in the bathroom. The bartenter looked at me strange when I walked out of the womens room.3. Here's the kicker. My bich of a sister. Shes never likedd my wife. But she had the balls to post a pic on facebook with her and my ex. The caption was "Great times with an old friend" Does anyone else find that strange? Unless we're talking a terrible marraige, would anyone destroy thier brother and his wife like that? Katie said "Your sister just slapped me in the face via facebook".Am we in the wrong here? I"m furious with my sister> I don't get upset Furious is a word I don't throw around lightly and I'm furious.

Your wife should "like" the pic, and/or you should post a comment about how great of a pic it is. Nothing will piss her off more than letting her know it doesn't bother you one little bit.

 

[Disco Stu]

I've got a few pages to catch up on. That being said I have a few things ot say.1. My wife and I went to a bar to watch the Brewers and Packers. I swear it was her idea. We.....I mean I got drunk, duh. But I think I have a greatwife who says "Yeah, its Sunday, lets go to a bar"2. My wife also said "Hey, lets have sex in the bathroom". Of course I obliged. Yes I just said obliged and yes we had sex in the bathroom. The bartenter looked at me strange when I walked out of the womens room.3. Here's the kicker. My bich of a sister. Shes never likedd my wife. But she had the balls to post a pic on facebook with her and my ex. The caption was "Great times with an old friend" Does anyone else find that strange? Unless we're talking a terrible marraige, would anyone destroy thier brother and his wife like that? Katie said "Your sister just slapped me in the face via facebook".Am we in the wrong here? I"m furious with my sister> I don't get upset Furious is a word I don't throw around lightly and I'm furious.

Your wife should "like" the pic, and/or you should post a comment about how great of a pic it is. Nothing will piss her off more than letting her know it doesn't bother you one little bit.

Yes. And we're probably missing some context here. If they really are friends, posting a pic of them together doesn't sound unreasonable.