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GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

St. Louis Bob said:
Tremendous Upside said:
charvik said:
I am drinking heavily (Woodchuck Pear and Apple cider, I don't know why...) downloading copious amounts of porn and Inspector Morse movies and screaming at TV while wife and baby are sleeping (UH TT 1st O23.5, UH -17, O85) GO COUGS!!!!!

Yay me... :dead:

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GB you buddyI am sitting here with my good buddy Evan Williams switching between football and the Yankees

only have half a liter left

May need a late night beer run

tomorrow night's the ####show

bar my buddy bartends at is closing for renovations so tomorrow night is "drink the bar dry" night

Gonna get ugly
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My boys pushed Mrs. SLB over the edge. Again. Lousy jerks. :shrug:
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LOOK AT ME, I SATISFY MY HOT WIFE
 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Tremendous Upside said:
charvik said:
I am drinking heavily (Woodchuck Pear and Apple cider, I don't know why...) downloading copious amounts of porn and Inspector Morse movies and screaming at TV while wife and baby are sleeping (UH TT 1st O23.5, UH -17, O85) GO COUGS!!!!!

Yay me... :dead:

:bag:
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GB you buddyI am sitting here with my good buddy Evan Williams switching between football and the Yankees

only have half a liter left

May need a late night beer run

tomorrow night's the ####show

bar my buddy bartends at is closing for renovations so tomorrow night is "drink the bar dry" night

Gonna get ugly
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My boys pushed Mrs. SLB over the edge. Again. Lousy jerks. :shrug:
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LOOK AT ME, I SATISFY MY HOT WIFE
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My sons.I'd have trouble satisfying a 43 year old virgin pygmee nun.

 
hmm... with :redgate: in full effect, and ZA ousting of Phillyboys imminent, maybe GM frat needs to be revisited? ZA could be epic with GM, SLB, Homer etc added to the leeg... nobody might survive, but damn it would be fun.

 
that dropped pass in the EZ better not have cost me my bet, or I'll drive up to the stadium and #####slap that receiver with a pickled herring...

 
charvik said:
hmm... with :redgate: in full effect, and ZA ousting of Phillyboys imminent, maybe GM frat needs to be revisited? ZA could be epic with GM, SLB, Homer etc added to the leeg... nobody might survive, but damn it would be fun.
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It would be neato but we have kids to think of.Ah, they'll be fine.
 
Just got my ticket for B-Town's ultimate social event. 4500 people drinking unlimted beer at an outdoor museum. I know what I'm putting in the mashed potatoes.

•30 of Bakersfield’s most popular restaurants serving unlimited food samples!

•5 stages of simultaneous live music with 17 bands!

•Over 16 acres of fun in 7 distinctly themed areas: Village Lawn; Club VIP (Sponsors Only); Vino Village; La CantinaVille (expanded once again!), Big KahunaVille, our ever popular MicroBrews Alley, and our expanded Village Sports Tent!

•60 breweries with over 100 different brews!•25 Central Coast wineries with 70 plus wines featured in VinoVillage!

•Sure to be a sellout once again!

 
:shrug: yeah, that frat concept might be a bit much, not sure what I was thinking unless it was the woodchuck... but we could do a long weekend of ZA and drinking...
 
charvik said:
:goodposting: yeah, that frat concept might be a bit much, not sure what I was thinking unless it was the woodchuck... but we could do a long weekend of ZA and drinking...
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You actually going to make it to ZA this year?Don't worry about not caring about the auction, that's a minor bit of the weekendHell, I barely remember the auction this past year (as evidenced by my 12th place finish)
 
McJose said:
Just got my ticket for B-Town's ultimate social event. 4500 people drinking unlimted beer at an outdoor museum. I know what I'm putting in the mashed potatoes.

•30 of Bakersfield’s most popular restaurants serving unlimited food samples!

•5 stages of simultaneous live music with 17 bands!

•Over 16 acres of fun in 7 distinctly themed areas: Village Lawn; Club VIP (Sponsors Only); Vino Village; La CantinaVille (expanded once again!), Big KahunaVille, our ever popular MicroBrews Alley, and our expanded Village Sports Tent!

•60 breweries with over 100 different brews!•25 Central Coast wineries with 70 plus wines featured in VinoVillage!

•Sure to be a sellout once again!
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Sounds like my family reunion. Lousy horny Irish blood.

 
charvik said:
I am drinking heavily (Woodchuck Pear and Apple cider, I don't know why...) downloading copious amounts of porn and Inspector Morse movies and screaming at TV while wife and baby are sleeping (UH TT 1st O23.5, UH -17, O85) GO COUGS!!!!!

Yay me... :dead:

:shrug:
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:goodposting: whew... saving my herring for later...
 
Tremendous Upside said:
charvik said:
:goodposting: yeah, that frat concept might be a bit much, not sure what I was thinking unless it was the woodchuck... but we could do a long weekend of ZA and drinking...
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You actually going to make it to ZA this year?Don't worry about not caring about the auction, that's a minor bit of the weekendHell, I barely remember the auction this past year (as evidenced by my 12th place finish)
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put me down for a firm maybe... I never know my work schedule, which makes it hard to plan, but taht might change if I switch...
 
Tremendous Upside said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Tremendous Upside said:
Never heard of them:(
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STL company. I'm not a big hot and spicy guy but they somehow manage to make them the perfect balance of spicy/sweet/salty/crunchy.Interesting ####, I know.
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Chips are always worth a discussionYou know who loves chips?Chemical X
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Don't see him around very much anymore.:shrug:Charvik, you seem like a cool dude, where have you been up until a few months ago?
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Don't see him around very much anymore. :( Charvik, you seem like a cool dude, where have you been up until a few months ago?
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chat mostly, but also on other sites/forums like addictedtoherring.com; moosepoopinajar.org and the like... I stopped going to FBGs a while back (2006 or 2007), only visiting sporadically, but this thread has pulled me "back".I rarely read anything else in the FFA unless linked to from chat discussion...
 
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charvik said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Don't see him around very much anymore. :( Charvik, you seem like a cool dude, where have you been up until a few months ago?
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chat mostly, but also on other sites/forums like addictedtoherring.com; moosepoopinajar.org and the like... I stopped going to FBGs a while back (2006 or 2007), only visiting sporadically, but this thread has pulled me "back".I rarely read anything else in the FFA unless linked to from chat discussion...
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This is kind of like when your girlfriend says she still loves you wants to continue to date and stuff but she would like to see other people too.In this case a dwarf, a circus clown and a guy that insists on being called "Mom".
 
MisfitBlondes said:
St. Louis Bob said:
MisfitBlondes said:
McJose said:
MisfitBlondes said:
MB = :(
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Argonauts trade the black guy?
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MsMB started a new contract that will keep MsMB and MB apart for ~ (hey look GM, a tilde!!!) 4 months. With BabyGirlMB now moved in full time, I won't be able to go see MsMB as often as I could before and she won't have time to come up here. MB = :(
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Dang
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Don't get me completely wrong, I adore my daughter. It will just be weird without MsMB around for that long.
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I don't man. The most painful thing for me reading about the failed relationships on this board is when I imagine not seeing my sons every day. Brutal. I feel for you.
 
Brady Marino said:
charvik said:
Brady Marino said:
Radio Free Homer said:
charvik said:
HTH: Treat

ETA: to clarify
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Crazy Swedes.
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Hot blondes and a love of fecal matter. What a combo!
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Well, what's funny is that it's a BIG seller, to visiting Germans, for $20/jar... along with the $50 Moose safari, and the whole Moose Park experience...
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I hope my ancestors from Germany didn't partake in these shenanigans. :confused:
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They all do... The things you can count on Germans doing is going gaga over moose, wearing really ugly shoes and mullets...Germans are great for 3 things, beer, cars and sausage...

 
My draft, which was supposed to start at 8, started 45 minutes late and then had to be re-started due to "technical problems" after a round, meaning we didn't restart until 9:15 and are still in the 13th round. The commish refused to put a real clock on due to the technical issues but has a "soft clock" of two minutes, which seems to mean that most people pick within that time but one guy takes at least four minutes each time.

The thing is, the four-minute guy's team always SUCKS. But despite my (allegedly) good-natured ribbing that he needn't take so long since his team will blow anyway, he continues to meander. This is not brain surgery. It's fantasy freaking football.

I wish to kill him slowly (of course) and painfully.

 
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