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One of the greatest guitar performances ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf0RaVlqFOw

Tom Morello and Bruce Sprinsteen doing Ghost of Tom Joad

Even if you are not a Bruce fan, check this out

What Morello does around the 6 minute mark is truly remarkable IMO
Better than the Avit Brother's doing Sue's Laundry?
Avett?
:thumbup: All I know is my ex-wife and Joe Bryant love this band.
I assume you don't?
I don't know if I do or don't. The only song I'm familiar with is the one called "I and love and you" or something. And I don't think I like that one very much. But I hear great things about them. Are they better than the Goo Goo Dolls?

 
Last night was very quiet for a Thursday. There were a couple local bands playing, so I met a friend from work at the bar. It's a common interest and the only time we socialize, but he's a good guy. He brought along his girlfriend, who I had never met.

After chatting awhile, he asks "so, no 23 year old tonight?". She excitedly jumps in with "OHHHH... you're that guy?!" :thumbdown:

Having that i-reputation is fine. I'm not sure how I feel about it in real life though.

At least she didn't expect me to entertain her by hitting on the waitress or something. A good buddy's gf loves to do that. "Stu, go talk to that girl!" :goodposting:

 
Last night was very quiet for a Thursday. There were a couple local bands playing, so I met a friend from work at the bar. It's a common interest and the only time we socialize, but he's a good guy. He brought along his girlfriend, who I had never met.

After chatting awhile, he asks "so, no 23 year old tonight?". She excitedly jumps in with "OHHHH... you're that guy?!" :thumbdown:

Having that i-reputation is fine. I'm not sure how I feel about it in real life though.

At least she didn't expect me to entertain her by hitting on the waitress or something. A good buddy's gf loves to do that. "Stu, go talk to that girl!" :goodposting:
Yes, poor you.
 
Last night was very quiet for a Thursday. There were a couple local bands playing, so I met a friend from work at the bar. It's a common interest and the only time we socialize, but he's a good guy. He brought along his girlfriend, who I had never met.

After chatting awhile, he asks "so, no 23 year old tonight?". She excitedly jumps in with "OHHHH... you're that guy?!" :lmao:

Having that i-reputation is fine. I'm not sure how I feel about it in real life though.

At least she didn't expect me to entertain her by hitting on the waitress or something. A good buddy's gf loves to do that. "Stu, go talk to that girl!" :bs:
Do I need to start another thread? :lol:
 
Last night was very quiet for a Thursday. There were a couple local bands playing, so I met a friend from work at the bar. It's a common interest and the only time we socialize, but he's a good guy. He brought along his girlfriend, who I had never met.

After chatting awhile, he asks "so, no 23 year old tonight?". She excitedly jumps in with "OHHHH... you're that guy?!" :angry:

Having that i-reputation is fine. I'm not sure how I feel about it in real life though.

At least she didn't expect me to entertain her by hitting on the waitress or something. A good buddy's gf loves to do that. "Stu, go talk to that girl!" :)
Do I need to start another thread? :rant:
Well, it has been almost a week again. :pokey: Oh wait, no it hasn't. Forgot about Tuesday. Sorry GB. :ph34r:

 
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Last night was very quiet for a Thursday. There were a couple local bands playing, so I met a friend from work at the bar. It's a common interest and the only time we socialize, but he's a good guy. He brought along his girlfriend, who I had never met.

After chatting awhile, he asks "so, no 23 year old tonight?". She excitedly jumps in with "OHHHH... you're that guy?!" :ph34r:

Having that i-reputation is fine. I'm not sure how I feel about it in real life though.

At least she didn't expect me to entertain her by hitting on the waitress or something. A good buddy's gf loves to do that. "Stu, go talk to that girl!" :angry:
Yes, poor you.
:)
 
My liver is going to hate me by the end of the weekend.

Had some friends do some landscaping for us so they're coming over for beers and some grub tonight. It should be pretty low key but knowing me, I'll put back 15 beers and spend 2 hours posting things I will regret in the drunk thread before I go to bed.

Tomorrow :goodposting:

A GB is coming over tomorrow morning at 11:00 to watch the beginning of a few games. Then we're headed to the strip club at about 1:00 to meet 5 other GBs. Yes, the afternoon shift should be awesome. After that, we're being driven in the strip club's Escalade a half hour away to Great Lakes Brew Fest (See "Wisconsin Beer Drinkers" thread) where we will consume copious amounts of 8% beer and put back a few hundred pounds of pulled pork. Hope to meet Stat there too. Unbeknownst to the strip club owner, we won't be venturing back that way. We have a limo to pick us up and drive us back to Milwaukee where we will be going to yet another festival to pound more beer and eat various artery-clogging foods. We may or may not visit another gentleman's establishment at that point.

I should be a steamy pile of dog poo by about 10 or 11.

 
My liver is going to hate me by the end of the weekend.

Had some friends do some landscaping for us so they're coming over for beers and some grub tonight. It should be pretty low key but knowing me, I'll put back 15 beers and spend 2 hours posting things I will regret in the drunk thread before I go to bed.

Tomorrow :banned:

A GB is coming over tomorrow morning at 11:00 to watch the beginning of a few games. Then we're headed to the strip club at about 1:00 to meet 5 other GBs. Yes, the afternoon shift should be awesome. After that, we're being driven in the strip club's Escalade a half hour away to Great Lakes Brew Fest (See "Wisconsin Beer Drinkers" thread) where we will consume copious amounts of 8% beer and put back a few hundred pounds of pulled pork. Hope to meet Stat there too. Unbeknownst to the strip club owner, we won't be venturing back that way. We have a limo to pick us up and drive us back to Milwaukee where we will be going to yet another festival to pound more beer and eat various artery-clogging foods. We may or may not visit another gentleman's establishment at that point.

I should be a steamy pile of dog poo by about 10 or 11.
WOW!I want to trade places with you.

 
My liver is going to hate me by the end of the weekend.

Had some friends do some landscaping for us so they're coming over for beers and some grub tonight. It should be pretty low key but knowing me, I'll put back 15 beers and spend 2 hours posting things I will regret in the drunk thread before I go to bed.

Tomorrow :banned:

A GB is coming over tomorrow morning at 11:00 to watch the beginning of a few games. Then we're headed to the strip club at about 1:00 to meet 5 other GBs. Yes, the afternoon shift should be awesome. After that, we're being driven in the strip club's Escalade a half hour away to Great Lakes Brew Fest (See "Wisconsin Beer Drinkers" thread) where we will consume copious amounts of 8% beer and put back a few hundred pounds of pulled pork. Hope to meet Stat there too. Unbeknownst to the strip club owner, we won't be venturing back that way. We have a limo to pick us up and drive us back to Milwaukee where we will be going to yet another festival to pound more beer and eat various artery-clogging foods. We may or may not visit another gentleman's establishment at that point.

I should be a steamy pile of dog poo by about 10 or 11.
WOW!I want to trade places with you.
Yeah, Stryk is on my list of people I need to party with before I die.
 
My liver is going to hate me by the end of the weekend.

Had some friends do some landscaping for us so they're coming over for beers and some grub tonight. It should be pretty low key but knowing me, I'll put back 15 beers and spend 2 hours posting things I will regret in the drunk thread before I go to bed.

Tomorrow :kicksrock:

A GB is coming over tomorrow morning at 11:00 to watch the beginning of a few games. Then we're headed to the strip club at about 1:00 to meet 5 other GBs. Yes, the afternoon shift should be awesome. After that, we're being driven in the strip club's Escalade a half hour away to Great Lakes Brew Fest (See "Wisconsin Beer Drinkers" thread) where we will consume copious amounts of 8% beer and put back a few hundred pounds of pulled pork. Hope to meet Stat there too. Unbeknownst to the strip club owner, we won't be venturing back that way. We have a limo to pick us up and drive us back to Milwaukee where we will be going to yet another festival to pound more beer and eat various artery-clogging foods. We may or may not visit another gentleman's establishment at that point.

I should be a steamy pile of dog poo by about 10 or 11.
WOW!I want to trade places with you.
Yeah, Stryk is on my list of people I need to party with before I die.
Bit of a catch-22 though...because if you party with him, you might actually die.
 
My liver is going to hate me by the end of the weekend.

Had some friends do some landscaping for us so they're coming over for beers and some grub tonight. It should be pretty low key but knowing me, I'll put back 15 beers and spend 2 hours posting things I will regret in the drunk thread before I go to bed.

Tomorrow :goodposting:

A GB is coming over tomorrow morning at 11:00 to watch the beginning of a few games. Then we're headed to the strip club at about 1:00 to meet 5 other GBs. Yes, the afternoon shift should be awesome. After that, we're being driven in the strip club's Escalade a half hour away to Great Lakes Brew Fest (See "Wisconsin Beer Drinkers" thread) where we will consume copious amounts of 8% beer and put back a few hundred pounds of pulled pork. Hope to meet Stat there too. Unbeknownst to the strip club owner, we won't be venturing back that way. We have a limo to pick us up and drive us back to Milwaukee where we will be going to yet another festival to pound more beer and eat various artery-clogging foods. We may or may not visit another gentleman's establishment at that point.

I should be a steamy pile of dog poo by about 10 or 11.
WOW!I want to trade places with you.
Yeah, Stryk is on my list of people I need to party with before I die.
Bit of a catch-22 though...because if you party with him, you might actually die.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
My parents, brother and sister are all at the beach in SC right now. Today is my mom's birthday. I couldn't make this beach trip for myriad reasons, so I found out where they were going to dinner tonight and sent a bottle of wine to the table.Below is the email I got from my fundamentalist, evangelical Southern Baptist missionary older sister:

I'm sure you'll hear about this tomorrow so I'll go ahead and fill you in on what happened tonight. When we got home from dinner all 3 of them were wasted. And dad and langdon continued to fix drinks here. They were slurring their speech, langdon crawled in mom's lap, etc. Dad started picking on me like he does, and langdon started his serious talks. I felt myself getting madder and madder, and when dad asked me what my problem was, I lost it (not crying, but kind of yelling). I said, "my problem is y'all are drunk and I have no interest in talking to y'all when you're like this, alcohol has ruined this family, and im going to bed." I came to my room and of course they're in there talking about me now. Okay, now dad just came into my room to talk to me, and I calmly told him that im not anti-drinking, but there is a limit, and I get tired of them abusing the limit. He apologized. He then came back in and asked me when langdon drank a lot tonight. I told him about the after dinner drinks and he said it made sense now...that langdon came out of his room and hugged him and told him he loved him.Sorry to unload. I just hate this stuff and I don't share this with my friends.
Guess the extra bottle of wine at dinner was a bad idea. :goodposting:
 
krista4 said:
I am not using the fact that I'm super-drunk as an excuse for the following, as I've thought it for a while anyway:I like Stu a lot better when he was a newly divorced dude looking for some game and just wanted to get back in the swing with some cute girls.
That's basically what I still am. Just with a better swing I guess.I may reply more but just want to get a quick one in to ask you to remove or change the other name in your post. Thanks.
 
krista4 said:
I am not using the fact that I'm super-drunk as an excuse for the following, as I've thought it for a while anyway:I like Stu a lot better when he was a newly divorced dude looking for some game and just wanted to get back in the swing with some cute girls.
That's basically what I still am. Just with a better swing I guess.I may reply more but just want to get a quick one in to ask you to remove or change the other name in your post. Thanks.
Don't know what you're asking here.
 
krista4 said:
I am not using the fact that I'm super-drunk as an excuse for the following, as I've thought it for a while anyway:

I like Stu a lot better when he was a newly divorced dude looking for some game and just wanted to get back in the swing with some cute girls.
That's basically what I still am. Just with a better swing I guess.I may reply more but just want to get a quick one in to ask you to remove or change the other name in your post. Thanks.
Don't know what you're asking here.
...exploits of Stu or *EDITED* as they...I think he's trying to do the right things these days, but it would kind of #### him if the wrong person stumbled onto that.

 
krista4 said:
I am not using the fact that I'm super-drunk as an excuse for the following, as I've thought it for a while anyway:

I like Stu a lot better when he was a newly divorced dude looking for some game and just wanted to get back in the swing with some cute girls.
That's basically what I still am. Just with a better swing I guess.I may reply more but just want to get a quick one in to ask you to remove or change the other name in your post. Thanks.
Don't know what you're asking here.
...exploits of Stu or *EDITED* as they...I think he's trying to do the right things these days, but it would kind of #### him if the wrong person stumbled onto that.
Oh, OK, right. You reap what you sow down?Kind of hilarious, again. You really think no one should be accountable for their actions? I'll change.

ETA: Except women, of course. If they do half the things that xxxxx did, they should be crucified, right?

 
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krista4 said:
I am not using the fact that I'm super-drunk as an excuse for the following, as I've thought it for a while anyway:

I like Stu a lot better when he was a newly divorced dude looking for some game and just wanted to get back in the swing with some cute girls.
That's basically what I still am. Just with a better swing I guess.I may reply more but just want to get a quick one in to ask you to remove or change the other name in your post. Thanks.
Don't know what you're asking here.
...exploits of Stu or *EDITED* as they...I think he's trying to do the right things these days, but it would kind of #### him if the wrong person stumbled onto that.
Oh, OK, right. You reap what you sow down?Kind of hilarious, again. You really think no one should be accountable for their actions? I'll change.

ETA: Except women, of course. If they do half the things that xxxxx did, they should be crucified, right?
Pretty sure that's not what I said. Maybe we should pick this up another time when you're not so drunk. I'm completely sober tonight, so it's probably not going to work out.

 
krista4 said:
Please explain to me, in simple terms, why it's so cool when a guy does it but you're lining up the pitchforks for the other side.
I will answer this one though.Very simple terms... we "know" the guys. We don't know the women. Has nothing to do with gender.There would be pitchforks if you (or E10, YSR, etc) posted something like Redman's tale. Obviously there are still double standards, but this isn't one of them.
 
Dear New Orleans and Bourbon Street in particular:

I'd like to offer you a trade: give me back my liver and I'll give you back the STD.

Look forward to working with you again.

 
Dear New Orleans and Bourbon Street in particular:I'd like to offer you a trade: give me back my liver and I'll give you back the STD.Look forward to working with you again.
Ooh! Ooh! I have one of these!Dear New Orleans circa 2002:Please don't let me go down that alley with the random guy, looking for drugs, and I'll just go ahead and give my money directly to the city.Love your food, love your specialty drinks, don't love what they do to me. TIA, YIC.
 
That's basically what I still am. Just with a better swing I guess.

I may reply more but just want to get a quick one in to ask you to remove or change the other name in your post. Thanks.
Don't know what you're asking here.
...exploits of Stu or *EDITED* as they...I think he's trying to do the right things these days, but it would kind of #### him if the wrong person stumbled onto that.
Oh, OK, right. You reap what you sow down?Kind of hilarious, again. You really think no one should be accountable for their actions? I'll change.

ETA: Except women, of course. If they do half the things that xxxxx did, they should be crucified, right?
Pretty sure that's not what I said. Maybe we should pick this up another time when you're not so drunk. I'm completely sober tonight, so it's probably not going to work out.
It's a good try, but you shouldn't take what I said earlier so literally. Except, perhaps, the part where I said I had lost respect for a while... I don't think that should bother you, as you know you are making a choice in your actions, and you definitely have made a very conscious choice each step along the way. With each decision to pursue a married woman, or a virgin, or whatever titillates the masses, you are deciding which kind of person you are. There is absolutely no way I'd discourage you from this, since (1) my opinion doesn't mean squat, and (2) I'd be subject to the pitchforks myself if you held back and didn't post for the enjoyment of the masses because of my opinion. But you wish to dismiss my opinion on the basis that I say I'm drunk?I helped you out as I did many others when they were getting into dating after a while. You probably didn't need it at all! But still I had a desire to help you through what was presumably a difficult time. I don't need or want thanks for that. But of course I'm slightly disappointed that someone who seemed in need of assistance is instead a major cad that I wouldn't wish my worst enemy on. And as I mentioned, the inconsistency in treatment between men and women is ridiculous, though not unexpected in this forum and certainly not your fault. You are simply, at this point, the most glaring evidence of inconsistency in this realm that we have available (leaving out, I suppose, the person whose name you wanted removed).

I hope this is not difficult for you to understand. :thumbup:

 
krista4 said:
Please explain to me, in simple terms, why it's so cool when a guy does it but you're lining up the pitchforks for the other side.
I will answer this one though.Very simple terms... we "know" the guys. We don't know the women. Has nothing to do with gender.There would be pitchforks if you (or E10, YSR, etc) posted something like Redman's tale. Obviously there are still double standards, but this isn't one of them.
Oh oh oh! That's stupid, then. Got it.
 
Dear New Orleans and Bourbon Street in particular:

I'd like to offer you a trade: give me back my liver and I'll give you back the STD.

Look forward to working with you again.
Ooh! Ooh! I have one of these!Dear New Orleans circa 2002:

Please don't let me go down that alley with the random guy, looking for drugs, and I'll just go ahead and give my money directly to the city.

Love your food, love your specialty drinks, don't love what they do to me.

TIA, YIC.
You have no idea how much this makes me giddy and gleeful it's caught on.Sincerely,

Foosball God

 
Not really sure if Stu is a cad or not. Nobody is getting raped here. No need to hide your wife or hide your kids. It takes two to tango. For every guy that has a rep as a 'player' or whatever there are several women that went along willingly.

 
Not really sure if Stu is a cad or not. Nobody is getting raped here. No need to hide your wife or hide your kids. It takes two to tango. For every guy that has a rep as a 'player' or whatever there are several women that went along willingly.
Dude. You forgot the husbands. They rapin' errbody out here.
 
Not really sure if Stu is a cad or not. Nobody is getting raped here. No need to hide your wife or hide your kids. It takes two to tango. For every guy that has a rep as a 'player' or whatever there are several women that went along willingly.
No problem with this at all. But why does every "oh, I'm so sad I lost my wife" then result is so much "that horrible #####" stuff? We have plenty of folks around here we praise for being the other guy (Stu et al.), as well as guys we praise for running around on their women (the nameless guy et al.). I don't get it.
 
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I just want to say that I respect Stu a whole hell of a lot more these days.
:awkwardhug:Now you guys see what I was saying earlier today? Some women (maybe of a certain age) are not going to approve. This happens and they'll try to keep their boyfriends/husbands from going out with their GB Stu. :thumbup:I don't think we were anywhere close to that level last night though. I don't share nearly as much in real life other than with a few very close friends. There's no way this casual friend's gf knew anything beyond me frequently being seen with younger women. For some that may be enough, but she didn't seem to have a problem with it. [/tangent]
 

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