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Am watching "Get Him to the Greek". For those of you who haven't seen it, there is a line in there where P. Diddles tells Jonah Hill to "go with your Destiny" - meaning a stripper named 'Destiny'.Totally got the giggles thinking of our GB Homer. :doh:
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A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:

Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?

Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.

Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?

Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.

Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?

Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"

Mrs. SLB :cry:

Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:

 
A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:

Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?

Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.

Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?

Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.

Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?

Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"

Mrs. SLB :thumbup:

Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
I know you're not on Facebook but if you were, might I recommend this.
 
A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"Mrs. SLB :thumbup:Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
Next time just make some [crap] up. That's what I do.Mrs: So whose van was it?Me: Chuck Negron, lead singer for 3-Dog Night. His cousin is Taylor Negron who placed the Mr Pizza Guy in Fast Times.
 
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A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:

Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?

Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.

Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?

Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.

Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?

Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"

Mrs. SLB :goodposting:

Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
I know you're not on Facebook but if you were, might I recommend this.
Sorry.Also nobody thinks a solid gold, jewel encrusted Sponge Bob pendant is cool? :finger:

 
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It's my birthday today.
:goodposting: Mine is tomorrow. :banned:

Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.

Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
 
A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:

Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?

Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.

Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?

Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.

Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?

Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"

Mrs. SLB :goodposting:

Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
I know you're not on Facebook but if you were, might I recommend this.
Sorry.Also nobody thinks a sold gold, jewel encrusted Sponge Bob pendant is cool? :finger:
I saved the picture. I don't know what I'll end up using it for, but probably nothing.
 
It's my birthday today.
:goodposting: Mine is tomorrow. :banned:

Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.

Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
Slap it high?
 
It's my birthday today.
:sadbanana: Mine is tomorrow. :hifive:

Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.

Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
:lmao:
 
It's my birthday today.
:sadbanana: Mine is tomorrow. :hifive:

Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.

Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
Should have chosen Aladdin's Castle.
 
krista4 said:
General Malaise said:
Read the whole thread...
I get a headache reading the Shark Pool. I don't know how you people do it.
Post 18 is a long boring news story. Look under the headline at the newspaper reporter who wrote the story. Hilarity ensues as post 32 as TommyGilmore tries to solve the mystery of who the reporter is.

 
A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:

Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?

Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.

Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?

Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.

Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?

Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"

Mrs. SLB :thumbup:

Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
I know you're not on Facebook but if you were, might I recommend this.
Sorry.Also nobody thinks a solid gold, jewel encrusted Sponge Bob pendant is cool? :finger:
He lives in a mansion under the sea....
 
A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:

Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?

Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.

Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?

Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.

Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?

Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"

Mrs. SLB :thumbup:

Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
I know you're not on Facebook but if you were, might I recommend this.
Sorry.Also nobody thinks a solid gold, jewel encrusted Sponge Bob pendant is cool? :finger:
He lives in a mansion under the sea....
his crib's in a pizznapple under the sea

spongebob squarepants

a rhyme layin ##### slappin pimp sponge is he

spongebob squarepants

if nautical gangsta rap is something you wish

spongbob squarepants

drop to your knees and suck his yellow censored

spongbob squarepants

sing it playa

spongbob squarepants

spongbob squarepants

spongbob squarepants!!!!

 
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It's my birthday today.
:thumbup: Mine is tomorrow. :banned:

Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.

Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
:confirmed: :thumbup: Happy Early Birthday Stu! May you not get a VD or reproduce inyour endeavors!

 
It's my birthday today.
:thumbup: Mine is tomorrow. :banned:

Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.

Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
:thumbup: I hope Bennett pukes on you. Happy Birthday. ;)

 
It's my birthday today.
:thumbup: Mine is tomorrow. :banned:

Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.

Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
:thumbdown: I hope Bennett pukes on you. Happy Birthday. ;)
Now I'm drinking beer and watching Criminal Minds. I bet whatever Stu is up to it's not half as awesome as this!
 
It's my birthday today.
:thumbup: Mine is tomorrow. :banned:

Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.

Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
:thumbdown: I hope Bennett pukes on you. Happy Birthday. ;)
Now I'm drinking beer and watching Criminal Minds. I bet whatever Stu is up to it's not half as awesome as this!
Your're guaranteed to get laid tonight. Shut it.
 

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