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PSA: Drugs don't care if you have famous brother or not. Don't let them ruin your lives, GBs.

Meth, I hear you calling

But I can't come home right now

Me and the boys were baking,

Then Johnny Law hauled me downtown.

Just a few more dollars,

And I'll be right home to you

I know I am appalling

Kids, that's what meth can do.

That's what meth can do.

Gllll

 
Bob Sacamano said:
PSA: Drugs don't care if you have famous brother or not. Don't let them ruin your lives, GBs.Meth, I hear you callingBut I can't come home right nowMe and the boys were baking,Then Johnny Law hauled me downtown.Just a few more dollars,And I'll be right home to youI know I am appallingKids, that's what meth can do.That's what meth can do.Gllll
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:heart: :lmao: Awesome
 
krista4 said:
####-boxing.

Cockfighting is a huge sport on Ometepe Island (the kind where people lose their houses on wagers). Of course they know that (most) tourists don't want to see a cockfight, so at the museum they do a demonstration of it but put little boxing gloves on the roosters instead. They did show us the types of blades that are used in cockfighting. Awful stuff. :IBTL:

The white one looks like he might be tough in this picture, but the little scrappy red one was the winner.
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Hey, it's not the size of the #### in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the ####.
 
krista4 said:
####-boxing.

Cockfighting is a huge sport on Ometepe Island (the kind where people lose their houses on wagers). Of course they know that (most) tourists don't want to see a cockfight, so at the museum they do a demonstration of it but put little boxing gloves on the roosters instead. They did show us the types of blades that are used in cockfighting. Awful stuff. :lmao:

The white one looks like he might be tough in this picture, but the little scrappy red one was the winner.
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sissies. cockfighting is on tv in Puerto Rico. maybe those Nicaraguans just need to stop worrying about tourists. :lmao:
 
I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.

 
jplvr said:
I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.
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We need to introduce cows and pigs to this format.
 
jplvr said:
I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.
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why is there another dood using your avatar now?
 
Joe T said:
jplvr said:
I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.
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why is there another dood using your avatar now?
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blog it up?
 
Joe T said:
jplvr said:
I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.
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why is there another dood using your avatar now?
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huh?
 
jplvr said:
Joe T said:
jplvr said:
I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.
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why is there another dood using your avatar now?
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huh?
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Teef?
 
Joe T said:
jplvr said:
Joe T said:
jplvr said:
I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.
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why is there another dood using your avatar now?
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huh?
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Teef?
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I still remember when I got pissed at Clayton for banning my pic. At least, it was pinned on Clayton, I think.http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...;#entry12814125

 
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I would like to formally apologize to everyone who was in AIM chat on Monday night for the remark I made about Tony Dungy. It was not appropriate and I was taken out of context. I will try not to say anything along those lines in the future.

-TT72

 
ttiger72 said:
I would like to formally apologize to everyone who was in AIM chat on Monday night for the remark I made about Tony Dungy. It was not appropriate and I was taken out of context. I will try not to say anything along those lines in the future.-TT72
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Yeah you will.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Ilov80s said:
HellToupee said:
sure it wasn't an old fashioned case of whiskey ****?
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Right, I can't imagine a man who hasn't gotten any in a long time being turned off by a condom.
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You'd be surprised. Many men coming off a divorce suffer from performance issues their first time back up to bat, regadless of whether or not they are using a condom. It is very common for men to seek help from their doctor post-divorce for ED - not that that is the case here necessarliy - but it is a common occurrence. The fact that he was doing just fine prior to the condom appearing indicates just how fragile the mind is for men entering their first sexual relationship after a divorce. Getting an erection is just one part of the equation. Sustaining is the other. Chances are it wasn't just the condom that broke his boner, but his brain, which is still healing.Because it is very critical that you continue to wear a condom - regardless of whether or not she goes on the pill, you can't take any chances on her or with any woman right now - I suggest masturbating with a condom on until you feel comfortable with them again. Go to Planned Parenthood and get a sack of them for free. Try on different brands, sizes, styles....find one or two you can work with and pack them with you. Soon, you'll be able to put them on one-handed in the dark while juggling chainsaws with your other hand. ;) This has been Dr. Drew Malaise for FBG Sex Ed....
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:lmao:You forgot "a friend of mine told me."Personally, I don't think I would have this problem. I'm sitting here watching Caillou with my boys and found myself wondering which position the mom was in when he was conceived. :bag:
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I was watching Caillou the other day during the snow storm and I was reminded of this exchange from another thread. Still makes me :lmao: Btw.. nothing makes me feel dumber than trying to search for an old thread and cut and paste quotes from it. I'm convinced I'm dumber than I think I am.
 
ttiger72 said:
I would like to formally apologize to everyone who was in AIM chat on Monday night for the remark I made about Tony Dungy. It was not appropriate and I was taken out of context. I will try not to say anything along those lines in the future.-TT72
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Color me curious.
 
Gadzooks said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Ilov80s said:
HellToupee said:
sure it wasn't an old fashioned case of whiskey ****?
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Right, I can't imagine a man who hasn't gotten any in a long time being turned off by a condom.
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You'd be surprised. Many men coming off a divorce suffer from performance issues their first time back up to bat, regadless of whether or not they are using a condom. It is very common for men to seek help from their doctor post-divorce for ED - not that that is the case here necessarliy - but it is a common occurrence. The fact that he was doing just fine prior to the condom appearing indicates just how fragile the mind is for men entering their first sexual relationship after a divorce. Getting an erection is just one part of the equation. Sustaining is the other. Chances are it wasn't just the condom that broke his boner, but his brain, which is still healing.Because it is very critical that you continue to wear a condom - regardless of whether or not she goes on the pill, you can't take any chances on her or with any woman right now - I suggest masturbating with a condom on until you feel comfortable with them again. Go to Planned Parenthood and get a sack of them for free. Try on different brands, sizes, styles....find one or two you can work with and pack them with you. Soon, you'll be able to put them on one-handed in the dark while juggling chainsaws with your other hand. :goodposting: This has been Dr. Drew Malaise for FBG Sex Ed....
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:shrug:You forgot "a friend of mine told me."Personally, I don't think I would have this problem. I'm sitting here watching Caillou with my boys and found myself wondering which position the mom was in when he was conceived. :bag:
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I was watching Caillou the other day during the snow storm and I was reminded of this exchange from another thread. Still makes me :lmao: Btw.. nothing makes me feel dumber than trying to search for an old thread and cut and paste quotes from it. I'm convinced I'm dumber than I think I am.
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:lmao: I'm with you on the searching GB. Hell, I didn't even remember this exchange.
 
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