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Footballguy
Lots of bitterness hidden in that smilie.
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kevzilla
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
It's possible this isn't the first time a picture of that girl has been posted in this very thread.Far, far too many clothes.You've set the bar pretty high for yourself.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Classic Shandek.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Because having practice is so unusual...it requires a preface...
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Dude had a like a 74 average rating against the Bears in their 3 games this year. He's not that good.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Bears did a good job against him. Especially in the playoffs. Rating was about 90 in both regular season games, but only 55 in the playoff game. He did have the rushing TD though.Dude had a like a 74 average rating against the Bears in their 3 games this year. He's not that good.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Vikings would have beat the Pack if it weren't for a bad call on a Shiancoe TD.Bears did a good job against him. Especially in the playoffs. Rating was about 90 in both regular season games, but only 55 in the playoff game. He did have the rushing TD though.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Ok. Packers did lose to the effin Redskins.Vikings would have beat the Pack if it weren't for a bad call on a Shiancoe TD.Bears did a good job against him. Especially in the playoffs. Rating was about 90 in both regular season games, but only 55 in the playoff game. He did have the rushing TD though.Dude had a like a 74 average rating against the Bears in their 3 games this year. He's not that good.
I thought this stat was pretty cool - Packers have yet to trail by more than 7 at any point this season.That's only happened three times ('42 Redskins, '48 Bears, '62 Lions).
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Are you going to hedge?
Good Posting!
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Good lord, this is a hedge if I've ever seen one.Put some on the Packers moneyline to guarantee you don't lose (but I'd only do enough to cover your original $85, because the Steelers are going to win.)
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Did she mail Stu Jr. to Cairo?My ex-wife is a ####### idiot.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
The Lord works in mysterious ways. I heard He also hates Stevie Johnson.Aaron Rudnicki said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Please see Wraith5's sig.The guy from Iron Maiden? I'll take a PM.
Run to the hills!! Run for your life!!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I've been having a lot of dreams about having sex with women that aren't my wife lately. This is unusual. Please give me your analysis Dr. Freud.I immediately thought your dream meant you wanted to have a 3-some and have the dog video tape it. However, after some research, I may be wrong. Though this doesn't exactly describe your dream sequence, it's more about what the "dog" symbolizes in dreams. DogLast night I dreamt my ex-girlfriend's dog bit my current girlfriend(?). What does this mean?
Just a small scratch on the shin from a fluffy little dog if that matters.
To see a dog in your dream, symbolizes intuition, loyalty, generosity, protection, and fidelity. The dream suggests that your strong values and good intentions will enable you to go forward in the world and bring you success. The dream dog may also represent someone in your life who exhibits these qualities. Alternatively, to see a dog in your dream, indicates a skill that you may have ignored or forgotten. If the dog is vicious and/or growling, then it indicates some inner conflict within yourself. It may also indicate betrayal and untrustworthiness. If the dog is dead or dying, then it means a loss of a good friend or a deterioration of your instincts.
To dream that a dog bites you on the leg, suggests that you have lost your ability to balance aspects of your life. You may be hesitant in approaching a new situation or have no desire to move forward with your goals. Alternatively, it symbolizes disloyalty.
To see a happily barking dog in your dream, symbolizes pleasures and social activity. You are being accepted into some circle. If the dog is barking ferociously, then it represents your habit of making demands on people and controlling situations around you. Are you "barking" too many orders? Alternatively, it could also indicate unfriendly companions.
To dream that you are buying a dog, indicates your tendency to buy your friends or buy compliments and favors. Alternatively, it suggest a need for you to find companionship. If you are being guided by a dog, then it suggests that you are having difficulties in navigating out of a situation or problem.
To dream that you give or send your dog away, indicates that the decisions and choices you are making now may be misinterpreted as disloyalty. You have to do what is right for you and not worry about what others think of the decision. Alternatively, it signifies rejection of friendship.
To dream that you are dressing up your dog, signifies your attempts to cover up your own character flaws and habits.
To see a black colored dog in your dream, symbolizes the shadow aspect of a friend. The dark side of someone close to you is being revealed and you are able to see through to their true intentions.
Also consider the notions associated with the word dog, such as loyalty ("man's best friend") and to be "treated like a dog".
TIA,Trent
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I had to run downtown today early this afternoon and hadn't eaten lunch so I stopped at one of my favorite sandwichplaces on The Hill for a little something to take back to the office. I grabbed a bag od Red Hot Chiplets and approached the counter to order myself a nice sandwich. I was going to order a 6" sandwich but I was really hungry so I went with a 9" hot roast beef with provel and gravy. Man eating 9" looked pretty intimidating but I gave it my best shot. I ended up getting it down but I had gravy all over my shirt when I was finished.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
No, but she mailed a very incorrect tax return to the IRS.She's not supposed to claim him as a dependent, take the child credit, or claim child care expenses. Somehow she managed to do all three without realizing she was doing anything wrong. I figured this out when my e-file was rejected due to his SS # already showing up on a previous return.Did she mail Stu Jr. to Cairo?My ex-wife is a ####### idiot.
So... anybody know how she goes about getting her return corrected?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Dart frog.No, but she mailed a very incorrect tax return to the IRS.She's not supposed to claim him as a dependent, take the child credit, or claim child care expenses. Somehow she managed to do all three without realizing she was doing anything wrong. I figured this out when my e-file was rejected due to his SS # already showing up on a previous return.Did she mail Stu Jr. to Cairo?My ex-wife is a ####### idiot.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
:softball:
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Dam I would to do that and just lay done on my couch ...snooze and drool.
cosjobs
Footballguy
no hedge for me. If I were going to, I would have done it last week when my CHi to win the NFC wager was still living.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
First off Trent, please lay down on my couch. That's a lovely cat shirt you're wearing.About these dreams you're having. The "sex" symbolizes the Super Bowl. Back in 2000 you won the Super Bowl and most people feel that you won it due to your team's defense and strong run game. Some people feel your team won that Super Bowl in spite of you. In this dream you're having, your wife symbolizes that defense and strong run game. This time of year, there is always a lot of debate about who the greatest QB's are of all time. People will say that someone like Brady or Montana are the best because they won multiple Super Bowls. The counter arguement to that theory is always "well Trent Dilfer won a Super Bowl, does that mean he's better than Dan Marino"? And I know when you hear that, it hurts you in that place right behind the beautiful cat on your shirt (your heart). It's always "Trent Dilfer" that gets referenced, not Jim McMahon, not Doug Williams. It's as if winning the SuperBowl isn't a big accomplishment for a QB because "even Trent Dilfer won one". That's gotta sting. Now back to the dream. In the dreams you're having sex (winning the SuperBowl) with other women. The "other women" symbolize other teams that aren't stacked with a great defense and a strong running game which is what your wife symbolizes. (notice I used the word "stacked" in that descriptionI've been having a lot of dreams about having sex with women that aren't my wife lately. This is unusual. Please give me your analysis Dr. Freud.
) You having sex with strange women is your way of showing the world that Trent Dilfer is not a one trick pony. You have nothing to be ashamed of. These dreams are not unusual and in fact it should be common for you to be having these dreams around this time of year (Super Bowl week) Don't let it get to you. You can't change the way other people think, you can only change the way YOU think. Michael Jackson didn't sing about changing other people, he sang about changing "The Man in The Mirror". Listen to Michael Jackson. Be Michael Jackson. You have alot going for you: you're on SportsCenter, you're bald, you got that sweet cat shirt..... I could go on, but I can't really think of anything else. Now before you get off the couch, I want you to take a deep breath and give yourself a pat on the back. Then put your pants back on and go home to your beautiful wife, you know, the one with the stacked defense and supple running game, and you go for the endzone!!! Good luck!Bruce Dickinson
Footballguy
Football Outsiders Super Bowl Preview (WARNING: Sloan Conference-level statistical analysis contained within)In the GB-PIT game last season, LeBeau called the Fire X Blitz (both ILBs blitzing out of a 3-4 front) several times in the first quarter to try to rattle Rodgers and throw off protection schemes geared to stop OLB zone blitzes. It worked early. (It's also the same blitz PIT called on James Harrison's TAINT in the Super Bowl two years ago.)
When FO guru Aaron Schatz was on Simmons this week, the matchup he liked for Green Bay was Driver against McFadden. McFadden plays off the line too much, and Driver should be able to get open underneath him before the blitz gets to Rodgers.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Wow.Lincoln, Nixon, and did they count FDR?
FDR didn't finish his second term. McKinley is the third one.Crap. Forgot about McKinley being elected twice.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Dude had a like a 74 average rating against the Bears in their 3 games this year. He's not that good.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
I would hedge, guarantee yourself some cash.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sorry GB. just thought you were a tad younger
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Not touching this one with a 10ft pole.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Nice edit.
charvik
Footballguy
First off Trent, please lay down on my couch. That's a lovely cat shirt you're wearing.About these dreams you're having. The "sex" symbolizes the Super Bowl. Back in 2000 you won the Super Bowl and most people feel that you won it due to your team's defense and strong run game. Some people feel your team won that Super Bowl in spite of you. In this dream you're having, your wife symbolizes that defense and strong run game. This time of year, there is always a lot of debate about who the greatest QB's are of all time. People will say that someone like Brady or Montana are the best because they won multiple Super Bowls. The counter arguement to that theory is always "well Trent Dilfer won a Super Bowl, does that mean he's better than Dan Marino"? And I know when you hear that, it hurts you in that place right behind the beautiful cat on your shirt (your heart). It's always "Trent Dilfer" that gets referenced, not Jim McMahon, not Doug Williams. It's as if winning the SuperBowl isn't a big accomplishment for a QB because "even Trent Dilfer won one". That's gotta sting. Now back to the dream. In the dreams you're having sex (winning the SuperBowl) with other women. The "other women" symbolize other teams that aren't stacked with a great defense and a strong running game which is what your wife symbolizes. (notice I used the word "stacked" in that descriptionI've been having a lot of dreams about having sex with women that aren't my wife lately. This is unusual. Please give me your analysis Dr. Freud.TIA,Trent
YSR
Footballguy
Is it at least your birthday? If so, happy happy.
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Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Just poured my first Walgreen's brand beer. I'm really looking forward to it because it's ON SALE from $2.99/six pack to $2.50/six pack until Saturday. If this stuff is any good, I'm going back for a couple cases. Which will cost me TWENTY DOLLARS.
Drinking the first one out of a frozen mug. I know this hides the natural flavor of the beer, but that's what I'm looking for here.
Pours a very thin straw color with one finger of head that evaporates quickly. Thin layer of white foam remains on top.
Nose is the corny adjunct smell common in "value brand" beer. I'm not getting much else out of it.
Low bodied with medium carbonation. I'm a little surprised that it isn't more carbonated, so I'm going to count that as a plus.
Flavor is pretty much nonexistent. Mouthfeel is watery with a little of the corn flavor. I'm probably going to pour the next one in a standard pint glass, but I'm not expecting much more out of it. The can says it's made with the "choicest hops". If it wasn't on the ingredient list, I'd have a hard time believing that it had any hops at all.
This beer definitely has drinkability going for it. The lack of flavor plus moderate carbonation means it goes down quickly.
All in all, not an awful experience. Definitely would drink again.
Drinking the first one out of a frozen mug. I know this hides the natural flavor of the beer, but that's what I'm looking for here.
Pours a very thin straw color with one finger of head that evaporates quickly. Thin layer of white foam remains on top.
Nose is the corny adjunct smell common in "value brand" beer. I'm not getting much else out of it.
Low bodied with medium carbonation. I'm a little surprised that it isn't more carbonated, so I'm going to count that as a plus.
Flavor is pretty much nonexistent. Mouthfeel is watery with a little of the corn flavor. I'm probably going to pour the next one in a standard pint glass, but I'm not expecting much more out of it. The can says it's made with the "choicest hops". If it wasn't on the ingredient list, I'd have a hard time believing that it had any hops at all.
This beer definitely has drinkability going for it. The lack of flavor plus moderate carbonation means it goes down quickly.
All in all, not an awful experience. Definitely would drink again.
proninja
Footballguy
"the choice of our accountants"
Since the vast majority of this blog’s readers are beer geeks, I can’t recommend Big Flats lager, the new-ish Walgreens house brand by Brewmaster’s Choice of Rochester, NY (North American Breweries AKA the Genesee brewery). If you’re looking for a adjunct (meaning brewed with fermentables such as corn and/or rice instead of being all-malt) lager, a beer lover can do a lot better.That said, Big Flats is probably the best $2.99 a six-pack lager you’ll be able to find.I’ll dispense with the formal tasting notes and just list some impressions.There was a small amount of citrus hop notes in the beer’s aroma, which I thought was surprising. Not surprising were notes of cracked corn in the aroma. The beer poured a very pale yellow (think SRM of 1-ish) with a tall white head.The lager’s flavor was very, very light with some malt flavors that were able to be discerned through dominant notes of cracked corn. There were some overt hints of melon – almost a light watermelon – that showed at mid tongue. Hop flavor was almost non-existent.Marginally acceptable was the carbonation level of Big Flats. It was very prickly on the tongue and seemed a tad overdone.Overall, this beer is drinkable, especially at colder temperatures, and might even be decent after a lawn mowing session. However, Big Flats will never be mistaken for some of the better adjunct lagers that are out there.But, for $2.99, what do you expect?
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