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Mr. Pickles said:
General Malaise said:
Mr. Pickles said:
General Malaise said:
I played a game called Apples to Apples last night at the house of a couple I'd never met before. Man of the house was a typical Portland Hipster who forced us to listen to his iPod in alphebetical order, no matter what came. It was pretty brutal. His wife was kinda hot though. My wife won the game. I never played it before. I got angry a few times. I bet this game would cause Shuke's head to explode. Might be fun to challenge him one day.
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This game drives my mom bonkers. She'll argue constantly that people don't know hot to judge and throw mini tantrums. It's hilarious. I think she hates my decisions the most. I go way outside of the box with my criteria.
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She can play with me and Shuke. This could be the epic shtick we've all longed for but never knew existed....until now.
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You'd love my mom. She's nuts.
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Our HR rep brought this game into a staff meeting for a teambuilding exercise. Pretty much ruined the game for me.
 
General Malaise said:
I got up for good at 1pm today. Kids were at their mom's house. No real hangover to cite, I just did it because I could. I woke up a few times, my wife has some sort of mild food poisoning I think, so I just slept through her barfing in the toilet and moaning that she hated life. I actually moved from our bed to the couch and took a good long nap.

Yesterday, I had to use a condom for the first time in years. Found something called Beyond Seven in an old travel bag that somehow appeared in my jean's pockets in a 2007 trip to San Francisco. I don't know how I ever got that condom and I never thought I'd ever use it, but there I was on Saturday, trusting my life to it. Happy to know it works just fine for Below Seven people too. Wife pulled the goalie recently, but we're still not ready to try. Just wanna get the pill out of her system. Or something.

I played a game called Apples to Apples last night at the house of a couple I'd never met before. Man of the house was a typical Portland Hipster who forced us to listen to his iPod in alphebetical order, no matter what came. It was pretty brutal. His wife was kinda hot though. My wife won the game. I never played it before. I got angry a few times. I bet this game would cause Shuke's head to explode. Might be fun to challenge him one day.

Sorry to hear about your loss Early and I hope they find your friend, Sofa. I hate bad news.

Also, I was thinking about it today. I white out would be pretty dangerous for me to venture out in.
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seriously?
 
Early_10 said:
My best friends aunt was struck by a truck earlier today due to white out conditions of blowing snow. She died from her injuries, 58 years old. This was about 50 feet from her house as she walked to work. She was struck by the wife of a friend of ours. Terrible day all around.
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:unsure:Terrible. So sorry to hear this.
 
General Malaise said:
I played a game called Apples to Apples last night at the house of a couple I'd never met before. Man of the house was a typical Portland Hipster who forced us to listen to his iPod in alphebetical order, no matter what came. It was pretty brutal. His wife was kinda hot though. My wife won the game. I never played it before. I got angry a few times. I bet this game would cause Shuke's head to explode. Might be fun to challenge him one day.
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I played this with some GBs and their kids a few years back. We were all having a great time... adults having wine, kids feeling cool that the adults were hanging with them after their bedtime, etc.I woke up the next day with a couple of cards in my pocket. To this day I have no idea how to play the game, but I recall stowing those cards in my pocket as some kind of method of cheating. :unsure:
 
General Malaise said:
I got up for good at 1pm today. Kids were at their mom's house. No real hangover to cite, I just did it because I could. I woke up a few times, my wife has some sort of mild food poisoning I think, so I just slept through her barfing in the toilet and moaning that she hated life. I actually moved from our bed to the couch and took a good long nap. Yesterday, I had to use a condom for the first time in years. Found something called Beyond Seven in an old travel bag that somehow appeared in my jean's pockets in a 2007 trip to San Francisco. I don't know how I ever got that condom and I never thought I'd ever use it, but there I was on Saturday, trusting my life to it. Happy to know it works just fine for Below Seven people too. Wife pulled the goalie recently, but we're still not ready to try. Just wanna get the pill out of her system. Or something.I played a game called Apples to Apples last night at the house of a couple I'd never met before. Man of the house was a typical Portland Hipster who forced us to listen to his iPod in alphebetical order, no matter what came. It was pretty brutal. His wife was kinda hot though. My wife won the game. I never played it before. I got angry a few times. I bet this game would cause Shuke's head to explode. Might be fun to challenge him one day.Sorry to hear about your loss Early and I hope they find your friend, Sofa. I hate bad news.Also, I was thinking about it today. I white out would be pretty dangerous for me to venture out in.
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LOOK AT ME! I HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE! Some people. :unsure:A2A's rules too. We played on New Year's Eve actually. Nothing funnier than 8 really drunk people arguing.
 
General Malaise said:
I woke up a few times, my wife has some sort of mild food poisoning I think, so I just slept through her barfing in the toilet and moaning that she hated life.

Wife pulled the goalie recently, but we're still not ready to try. Just wanna get the pill out of her system. Or something.
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Congrats, DaddyGM.
 
Friday night, I outscammed the scam known as Valentine's Day.

Went down to Publix and looked thru their flower section. Most of the roses were 19.99 a dozen with the price printed as part of the label. In the back of one of the bins, they had several that were 14.99 a dozen (same company with preprinted label). I checked one out and the roses still looked good, weren't wilted and had barely opened. Go up to the cash register and it scans as 19.99.

Publix has a store policy that if the item scans wrong, they'll refund the price(excluding alcohol and tobacco).

So I ended up with a dozen long-stem roses for fuh-ree!

 
St. Louis Bob said:
krista4 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
-fish- said:
General Malaise said:
my wife has some sort of mild food poisoning I think, so I just slept through her barfing in the toilet and moaning that she hated life
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I think you're closing the barn door after the horses have run away, GB.
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:thumbup:I'll give you 500 if it's a boy and you name him Bob, Robert or Robbie.
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I'll give $1000 if he names it Catfish Bill.
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:lmao: :rolleyes:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Anyone want to go to the Purdue/Wisco game with me on Wednesday? I have a free ticket, you just need to get to West Lafayette.

 
JaxBill said:
Friday night, I outscammed the scam known as Valentine's Day.Went down to Publix and looked thru their flower section. Most of the roses were 19.99 a dozen with the price printed as part of the label. In the back of one of the bins, they had several that were 14.99 a dozen (same company with preprinted label). I checked one out and the roses still looked good, weren't wilted and had barely opened. Go up to the cash register and it scans as 19.99.Publix has a store policy that if the item scans wrong, they'll refund the price(excluding alcohol and tobacco).So I ended up with a dozen long-stem roses for fuh-ree!
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This is the scanning code of conduct in Canada and is law for any business that scans the prices. It's good for up to $10 and I avail of it all the time...particularly at Walmart.
 
Thanks for the T&P guys. I haven't heard back from Nicky yet, I know she's devastated. Mary had no kids, treated all the neices and nephews like her own. Very sweet lady with a voice fit for the heavens.

I hope they find your friend sofa. There was a guy missing here for over a week and they found him held up in a cabin.

 
I've got about 4 hours to kill in Miami. Can anyone suggest something to do other than spending it and my per diem at the Hooters by the airport?

I didn't think so.

 
RudiStein said:
shuke said:
I've got about 4 hours to kill in Miami. Can anyone suggest something to do other than spending it and my per diem at the Hooters by the airport?I didn't think so.
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Go for a 1/2 mile walk?
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:)I'm going to go do 4-5 miles right now. I was going to go yesterday after breakfast but there was still way too much ice on the ground. Mrs. SLB got home from the gym and saw me nursing my hangover still when the following exchange happened:Mrs. SLB: :goodposting: Are you done with your walk already?Me: BlarahMrs. SLB: :lmao:Me: Trust me, I'm going to start walking again. What do you think I'm getting fat?Mrs. SLB: Yeah a little.Me: You know, I remember you being fat too at times!!Mrs. SLB: Bob, that was when I was pregnant.Me: Oh yeah.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
RudiStein said:
shuke said:
I've got about 4 hours to kill in Miami. Can anyone suggest something to do other than spending it and my per diem at the Hooters by the airport?I didn't think so.
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Go for a 1/2 mile walk?
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:lmao:I'm going to go do 4-5 miles right now. I was going to go yesterday after breakfast but there was still way too much ice on the ground. Mrs. SLB got home from the gym and saw me nursing my hangover still when the following exchange happened:Mrs. SLB: :confused: Are you done with your walk already?Me: BlarahMrs. SLB: :mellow:Me: Trust me, I'm going to start walking again. What do you think I'm getting fat?Mrs. SLB: Yeah a little.Me: You know, I remember you being fat too at times!!Mrs. SLB: Bob, that was when I was pregnant.Me: Oh yeah.
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Women always have excuses.
 
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