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GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

'RudiStein said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
Bob knows how to party. And :thumbup: setting up future stories with the neighbor lady.

Congratulations SuperAwesomeDude!
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No freaking way. I don't step out. Not to mention this is a GB. Sadly, I'm almost as loveable as GM.
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It's not stepping out if they hit on you first. Duh.
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I've been meaning to talk to you about something...
'NorvilleBarnes said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I'm almost as loveable as GM.
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Confirmed.
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Right back at you GB. :thumbup:
 
People always confide in me. That's cool and all, I hope it helps. Of course it's stuff really don't want to know. For example, YSR asked me how to convince her fiance to dress like Bozo The Clown before love making. Weird stuff.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
Bob knows how to party. And :thumbup: setting up future stories with the neighbor lady.

Congratulations SuperAwesomeDude!
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No freaking way. I don't step out. Not to mention this is a GB. Sadly, I'm almost as loveable as GM.
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I'm not saying you'll sleep with the lady. If she made a move once I'm sure she'll get drunk and make another. Might make for some fun PG-13 stories. No worse than whatever qoz rolls out these days.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
People always confide in me. That's cool and all, I hope it helps. Of course it's stuff really don't want to know. For example, YSR asked me how to convince her fiance to dress like Bozo The Clown before love making. Weird stuff.
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Shows how well you listen. I was asking how to get him not to dress that way. :rolleyes:
 
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'YSR said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
People always confide in me. That's cool and all, I hope it helps. Of course it's stuff really don't want to know. For example, YSR asked me how to convince her fiance to dress like Bozo The Clown before love making. Weird stuff.
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Shows how well you listen. I was asking how to get him not to dress that way. :rolleyes:
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that's easy. just let him catch you sleeping with some other guy dressed as Bozo, and tell him you thought it was him. he'll never try it again.
 
'bentley said:
I learned an important parenting lesson today. If I let JR throw himself backward onto the concrete floor in the Lowe's entrance, the screaming in anger fit will stop immediately. And once the blood quits running, the crying will stop completely. Score one for learning the hard way.
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when my kid does things like this i like to finish it by waving my backhand at anyone looking on and saying "YOU WANT SOME TOO??"
 
Snow storm this morning after some crazy winds last night. :sigh:

Early, I'm so sorry to hear about your dog. :(

 
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Most awkward and uncomfortable moment of my life (That I can remember anyway) happened yesterday.

My daughter has been home from college n Spring Break this week. All week she's been hanging with old friends and relaxing and stuff.

So yesterday she hangs with us and we decide to watch movies. We found "Old School" on HBO and she said she never saw it. I quickly check my memory bank and think, "OK, I can watch this with her, there's nothing terribly crazy that would make me uncomfortable"....... I couldn't have been more wrong. :bag:

Things were going good until the, ahem, "oral instruction" scene wit the gay guy.

OMG........ OK, I'm not a prude, but I am a bit old school myself, pardon the pun, and didn't really care to watch that part with my daughter, but so be it...... Then he started complimenting Franks wife on her technique, repeating her name over and over about how good she was........

Yeaaaaaa, guess what my daughters name is????

Oh holy hell..... I kept looking at the laptop pretending I wasn't watching, and dying inside. That scene seemed like it went on for hours.

arrrrgggghhh :blush: :doh: :mellow:

 
'Mr.Pack said:
Most awkward and uncomfortable moment of my life (That I can remember anyway) happened yesterday.My daughter has been home from college n Spring Break this week. All week she's been hanging with old friends and relaxing and stuff.So yesterday she hangs with us and we decide to watch movies. We found "Old School" on HBO and she said she never saw it. I quickly check my memory bank and think, "OK, I can watch this with her, there's nothing terribly crazy that would make me uncomfortable"....... I couldn't have been more wrong. :bag:Things were going good until the, ahem, "oral instruction" scene wit the gay guy.OMG........ OK, I'm not a prude, but I am a bit old school myself, pardon the pun, and didn't really care to watch that part with my daughter, but so be it...... Then he started complimenting Franks wife on her technique, repeating her name over and over about how good she was........ Yeaaaaaa, guess what my daughters name is????Oh holy hell..... I kept looking at the laptop pretending I wasn't watching, and dying inside. That scene seemed like it went on for hours.arrrrgggghhh :blush: :doh: :mellow:
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LOLIf it's spring break you really should be thankful your daughter wants to hang with you instead of trying to win a wet t shirt contest somewhere.
 
'NorvilleBarnes said:
'Mr.Pack said:
Most awkward and uncomfortable moment of my life (That I can remember anyway) happened yesterday.My daughter has been home from college n Spring Break this week. All week she's been hanging with old friends and relaxing and stuff.So yesterday she hangs with us and we decide to watch movies. We found "Old School" on HBO and she said she never saw it. I quickly check my memory bank and think, "OK, I can watch this with her, there's nothing terribly crazy that would make me uncomfortable"....... I couldn't have been more wrong. :bag:Things were going good until the, ahem, "oral instruction" scene wit the gay guy.OMG........ OK, I'm not a prude, but I am a bit old school myself, pardon the pun, and didn't really care to watch that part with my daughter, but so be it...... Then he started complimenting Franks wife on her technique, repeating her name over and over about how good she was........ Yeaaaaaa, guess what my daughters name is????Oh holy hell..... I kept looking at the laptop pretending I wasn't watching, and dying inside. That scene seemed like it went on for hours.arrrrgggghhh :blush: :doh: :mellow:
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LOLIf it's spring break you really should be thankful your daughter wants to hang with you instead of trying to win a wet t shirt contest somewhere.
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No doubt.She's a good kid, we get along great. But that was waaayyyy uncomfortable.
 
'Early_10 said:
About a week before Christmas our 15 year old beagle, Cocoa, went outside to pee and never came back. It was sad but kind of relieving at the same time as we didn't watch her suffer or have a huge vet bill. Yesterday our 9 year old shihtzu/poodle cross, Cookie, wasn't herself, she pooped in the kennel which she never does. We cleaned her up and put her outside for a bit, she ran around and seemed herself just a little calmer. This morning she'd soiled in the kennel again a little so I cleaned her off and cleaned out the kennel and she went right back in there and curled up whimpering and kind of rocking slowly back and forth. I called hubby and told him she wasn't herself. He was driving out to the cottage with a new fridge, said he'd be back in an hour. I checked on her again and she was curled up sleeping with her tongue out like she always does. I lifted the hair out of her eyes and she looked at me tiredly, closed her eyes again and let out a big sigh. When he came home I reminded him to check on her and see what he thought. She was dead in the kennel. First time I've ever cried over a pet. Also the first time I've actually had to deal with a dead pet instead of it just running away or getting lost. And she was so stupid in that dumb blonde way that she seemed so innocent. We use to throw her meat and if it landed on her head or nose, she couldn't find it. Stupid mutt. :cry:RIP Cookie. You too, Cocoa. Together again. http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/Early_10/jan242004005.jpg
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:cry: Sorry to hear this. Stupid pets. They make us fall in love with them and then die way too young. Over and over. Again and again.
 
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