GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Early_10]

Canucks, I have a new person at the at hotel in your neck of the woods. He has a hyphenated first name. WTF?

Jean-Luc?

Marc-Andre

Yeah, thats not "Canadian", thats French.

Quebec still in Canada?

Barely and only geographically. If we could run the borders around them, both sides would be happy to see them leave.

 

[Early_10]

Flowers and wine are what I thought I would find...

 

[-fish-]

entire thread saved to this point.

just in case.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Canucks, I have a new person at the at hotel in your neck of the woods. He has a hyphenated first name. WTF?

Jean-Luc?

Marc-Andre

Yeah, thats not "Canadian", thats French.

Quebec still in Canada?

Barely and only geographically. If we could run the borders around them, both sides would be happy to see them leave.

Vous faites parties de mon homme picotement quand vous obtenez catty.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Flowers and wine are what I thought I would find...

Oh dear God.She had one good song. This is not it.

 

[RudiStein]

Maybe work it into foreplay? Baby, it would be so hot if we shaved together?

Especially good for places out of her eyeshot. I know this.

what does this mean?so mysterious these women are.

I think it means there are some parts of a woman's leg that they can't see themselves therefore it is hard for them to shave that spot.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Maybe work it into foreplay? Baby, it would be so hot if we shaved together?

Especially good for places out of her eyeshot. I know this.

what does this mean?so mysterious these women are.

I think it means there are some parts of a woman's leg that they can't see themselves therefore it is hard for them to shave that spot.

I was going somewhere completely different with this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Maybe work it into foreplay? Baby, it would be so hot if we shaved together?

Especially good for places out of her eyeshot. I know this.

what does this mean?so mysterious these women are.

I think it means there are some parts of a woman's leg that they can't see themselves therefore it is hard for them to shave that spot.

Right behind the knee I believe.

 

[Early_10]

Canucks, I have a new person at the at hotel in your neck of the woods. He has a hyphenated first name. WTF?

Jean-Luc?

Marc-Andre

Yeah, thats not "Canadian", thats French.

Quebec still in Canada?

Barely and only geographically. If we could run the borders around them, both sides would be happy to see them leave.

Vous faites parties de mon homme picotement quand vous obtenez catty.

Vous sale chien.

 

[Early_10]

Maybe work it into foreplay? Baby, it would be so hot if we shaved together?

Especially good for places out of her eyeshot. I know this.

what does this mean?so mysterious these women are.

I think it means there are some parts of a woman's leg that they can't see themselves therefore it is hard for them to shave that spot.

Right behind the knee I believe.

It may well be behind my knee before it's all said and done. Damn you gravity!

 

[Early_10]

fatnastic...I like it.

 

[-fish-]

Maybe work it into foreplay? Baby, it would be so hot if we shaved together?

Especially good for places out of her eyeshot. I know this.

what does this mean?so mysterious these women are.

I think it means there are some parts of a woman's leg that they can't see themselves therefore it is hard for them to shave that spot.

I was going somewhere completely different with this.

quebec?

 

[Drifter]

I just met (and interrupted in conversation ), the 368th wealthiest man in the world.

 

[kevzilla]

Numbers 1-367 are already on this board.

 

[Drifter]

Numbers 1-367 are already on this board.

I asked him if he knew Chet and Scupper and if he'd let me take a picture of him holding a penny next to his ### but he didn't answer.

 

[Incogneto]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The lesson here, of course: never ask.

 

[YSR]

fatnastic...I like it.

Typo, and it stays!

 

[desert rose]

Some girls just like the natural look. I had a study partner in my statistics class who was studying midwifery and she never shaved. She wore dresses and skirts all the time, even sleeveless ones, with her legs and pits in all their hairy glory for the world to gape at. I have another friend who lets her leg hair grow out all winter. When it finally gets warm enough to wear shorts, she gets them waxed for the summer. She refuses to let a blade touch her legs. She hates the stubble. And another friend of mine is the same, except she spends countless hours plucking her leg hair with tweezers. I don't think you're going to win this one. You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl. Well, that, except substitute hippy for country.

Personally, I wouldn't be able to stand it. To me, it just takes a couple of minutes, hot steamy water, some soap and a Gillette custom pivot razor with the aloe strip.

 

[-fish-]

Some girls just like the natural look. I had a study partner in my statistics class who was studying midwifery and she never shaved. She wore dresses and skirts all the time, even sleeveless ones, with her legs and pits in all their hairy glory for the world to gape at. I have another friend who lets her leg hair grow out all winter. When it finally gets warm enough to wear shorts, she gets them waxed for the summer. She refuses to let a blade touch her legs. She hates the stubble. And another friend of mine is the same, except she spends countless hours plucking her leg hair with tweezers. I don't think you're going to win this one. You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl. Well, that, except substitute hippy for country.

You're like the Jane Goodall of New Mexico.

 

[desert rose]

Some girls just like the natural look. I had a study partner in my statistics class who was studying midwifery and she never shaved. She wore dresses and skirts all the time, even sleeveless ones, with her legs and pits in all their hairy glory for the world to gape at. I have another friend who lets her leg hair grow out all winter. When it finally gets warm enough to wear shorts, she gets them waxed for the summer. She refuses to let a blade touch her legs. She hates the stubble. And another friend of mine is the same, except she spends countless hours plucking her leg hair with tweezers. I don't think you're going to win this one. You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl. Well, that, except substitute hippy for country.

You're like the Jane Goodall of New Mexico.

Gorillas in the dry, desert air.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Some girls just like the natural look. I had a study partner in my statistics class who was studying midwifery and she never shaved. She wore dresses and skirts all the time, even sleeveless ones, with her legs and pits in all their hairy glory for the world to gape at. I have another friend who lets her leg hair grow out all winter. When it finally gets warm enough to wear shorts, she gets them waxed for the summer. She refuses to let a blade touch her legs. She hates the stubble. And another friend of mine is the same, except she spends countless hours plucking her leg hair with tweezers. I don't think you're going to win this one. You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl. Well, that, except substitute hippy for country.

Personally, I wouldn't be able to stand it. To me, it just takes a couple of minutes, hot steamy water, some soap and a Gillette custom pivot razor with the aloe strip.

say what?

 

[desert rose]

And another friend of mine is the same, except she spends countless hours plucking her leg hair with tweezers.

say what?

She's actually really proud of the fact that she has no stubble because she plucks her legs. Told me that after awhile it just comes in really fine. I think she has too much time on her hands.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

And another friend of mine is the same, except she spends countless hours plucking her leg hair with tweezers.

say what?

She's actually really proud of the fact that she has no stubble because she plucks her legs. Told me that after awhile it just comes in really fine. I think she has too much time on her hands.

She should be proud of the fact she apparently landed herself a rich husband. That's a lot of free time. How often does she do this and how long does it take?

 

[Incogneto]

....page 2? WTF?

 

[Exit 1]

....page 2? WTF?

Maybe the shark move is to get a real stubbly beard going and then go downtown on her shaven lady spot?

 

[Incogneto]

....page 2? WTF?

Maybe the shark move is to get a real stubbly beard going and then go downtown on her shaven lady spot?

The thought crossed my mind.

 

[-fish-]

....page 2? WTF?

Whenever I check the boards and this has dropped off the first page, there's always a moment where I think it's been deleted.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'Incog: '.....'gf: '....hello....'Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'gf: <Deep Sigh>After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

Your honor, I move to have this post and all subsequent posts removed and stricken from this thread.To please your Honor, this could be the end of GMTAN as we know it, and that would be a very bad thing.Please remove everything to do with this question immediately.

 

[Early_10]

My son has his drivers license. His insurance is about the same price as a vacation for 8 to the Dominican for a week.

 

[desert rose]

And another friend of mine is the same, except she spends countless hours plucking her leg hair with tweezers.

say what?

She's actually really proud of the fact that she has no stubble because she plucks her legs. Told me that after awhile it just comes in really fine. I think she has too much time on her hands.

She should be proud of the fact she apparently landed herself a rich husband. That's a lot of free time. How often does she do this and how long does it take?

No idea how long it takes. A half hour, maybe, after her shower? Pretty sure she does it every day. She says that after doing it for years, the hair that grows is finer and weak.

 

[Early_10]

And another friend of mine is the same, except she spends countless hours plucking her leg hair with tweezers.

say what?

She's actually really proud of the fact that she has no stubble because she plucks her legs. Told me that after awhile it just comes in really fine. I think she has too much time on her hands.

She should be proud of the fact she apparently landed herself a rich husband. That's a lot of free time. How often does she do this and how long does it take?

No idea how long it takes. A half hour, maybe, after her shower? Pretty sure she does it every day. She says that after doing it for years, the hair that grows is finer and weak.

While sitting idle one summer afternoon, with tweezers in hand from taking on a splinter, I plucked the hairs from one of my legs in a little area about 2 square inches. They never grew back for the most part...one or two hairs maybe in the whole area. But that took me what seemed like hours. The whole legs? Thats dedication.

 

[kevzilla]

My son has his drivers license. His insurance is about the same price as a vacation for 8 to the Dominican for a week.

Is he Elwood Blues?

 

[YSR]

And another friend of mine is the same, except she spends countless hours plucking her leg hair with tweezers.

say what?

She's actually really proud of the fact that she has no stubble because she plucks her legs. Told me that after awhile it just comes in really fine. I think she has too much time on her hands.

She should be proud of the fact she apparently landed herself a rich husband. That's a lot of free time. How often does she do this and how long does it take?

No idea how long it takes. A half hour, maybe, after her shower? Pretty sure she does it every day. She says that after doing it for years, the hair that grows is finer and weak.

While sitting idle one summer afternoon, with tweezers in hand from taking on a splinter, I plucked the hairs from one of my legs in a little area about 2 square inches. They never grew back for the most part...one or two hairs maybe in the whole area. But that took me what seemed like hours. The whole legs? Thats dedication.

I've done something similar. That #### HURT.

 

[RudiStein]

I think I ticked some people off by posting the entire Caddyshack transcript in the Caddyshack quote thread.

 

[YSR]

I think I ticked some people off by posting the entire Caddyshack transcript in the Caddyshack quote thread.

Surprised it was a Caddyshack transcript.

 

[RudiStein]

I think I ticked some people off by posting the entire Caddyshack transcript in the Caddyshack quote thread.

Surprised it was a Caddyshack transcript.

There's a method to my madness.

 

[YSR]

I think I ticked some people off by posting the entire Caddyshack transcript in the Caddyshack quote thread.

Surprised it was a Caddyshack transcript.

There's a method to my madness.

It's really the only shtick you have left, I suppose.

 

[RudiStein]

I think I ticked some people off by posting the entire Caddyshack transcript in the Caddyshack quote thread.

Surprised it was a Caddyshack transcript.

There's a method to my madness.

It's really the only shtick you have left, I suppose.

I suppose.

 

[bentley]

I think I ticked some people off by posting the entire Caddyshack transcript in the Caddyshack quote thread.

That reminds me that I haven't seen the Unabomber Manifesto in the FFA in a while. Maybe I'll post it here.

 

[YSR]

I think I ticked some people off by posting the entire Caddyshack transcript in the Caddyshack quote thread.

Surprised it was a Caddyshack transcript.

There's a method to my madness.

It's really the only shtick you have left, I suppose.

I suppose.

I laughed. Hard.Furley could stand some help.

 

[bentley]

Hey look, there's a guy that I went to school with on TV in a Nazi uniform talking about how the Texas Legislature is worse than the Nazis for passing some bill that he thinks violates his civil rights. I'm pretty sure the guy in the argument dressed as a Nazi really loses the argument.

 

[bentley]

YSR> Thanks for not defriending me after that rambling FB message I sent the other night.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I ticked some people off by posting the entire Caddyshack transcript in the Caddyshack quote thread.

Surprised it was a Caddyshack transcript.

There's a method to my madness.

It's really the only shtick you have left, I suppose.

I suppose.

How dare you ruin a thread that has been started a hundred times before?!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

YSR> Thanks for not defriending me after that rambling FB message I sent the other night.

I would like to also say thanks for not defriending me for my FB post about borrowing a shovel last night.

 

[RudiStein]

Hey look, there's a guy that I went to school with on TV in a Nazi uniform talking about how the Texas Legislature is worse than the Nazis for passing some bill that he thinks violates his civil rights. I'm pretty sure the guy in the argument dressed as a Nazi really loses the argument.

Unless it's Hitler. I'm just saying.

 

[RudiStein]

YSR> Thanks for not defriending me after that rambling FB message I sent the other night.

I would like to also say thanks for not defriending me for my FB post about borrowing a shovel last night.

I thought that was on my page.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got a call from Cal's principal this afternoon asking me if he got his medicine this morning because he seemed off. I told her that both of the boys were up since 5:45 and that was probably it. Personally, I went to sleep around 11:00 last night and was up since 1:00 am because I couldn't sleep. I hung up, called somebody else and then realized I gave him the medicine he was supposed to take after lunch. Since it was after lunch already he got a double dose. Mrs. SLB was off early, again, so I had her pick him up. She dropped him off around 1:30 and went to the store and then pick up Dylan. I was upstairs on the computer attempting to get work done and he was watching iCarly and just laughing his ### off for a solid hour. Mrs. SLB got home and was helping with his homework and he says I'm tired. Five minutes later he was out like a light. This was around 5:00 tonight and he's still sleeping. I can't believe I did that and feel terrible. I'm going to bed.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

YSR> Thanks for not defriending me after that rambling FB message I sent the other night.

I would like to also say thanks for not defriending me for my FB post about borrowing a shovel last night.

I thought that was on my page.

I'm still not sure who can see what on this FB stuff.