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:lmao: :lmao: at Frosty's avatar
Let's just hope I don't end up having to explain this to anyone.
I'll take one. :unsure:
One what?
An explanation.
I meant to like, say, my wife, who would probably be a bit confused/concerned about me using a different female (and my "softball girlfriend" at that) as my avatar. You are in this thread. If you paid attention to anything and/or weren't drunk all the time, you'd know that right after I posted my facebook link someone (I want to say Gadzooks but not sure) started asking questions about Amanda because I had become friends with her that day as well and her profile picture is of her in making a facial pose of well, a facial. That's the whole joke. It'd be a lot funnier if you knew what we were talking about.
 
:lmao: :lmao: at Frosty's avatar
Let's just hope I don't end up having to explain this to anyone.
I'll take one. :unsure:
One what?
An explanation.
I meant to like, say, my wife, who would probably be a bit confused/concerned about me using a different female (and my "softball girlfriend" at that) as my avatar. You are in this thread. If you paid attention to anything and/or weren't drunk all the time, you'd know that right after I posted my facebook link someone (I want to say Gadzooks but not sure) started asking questions about Amanda because I had become friends with her that day as well and her profile picture is of her in making a facial pose of well, a facial. That's the whole joke. It'd be a lot funnier if you knew what we were talking about.
GB SLB taking one for the team here. :hophead:
 
:lmao: :lmao: at Frosty's avatar
Let's just hope I don't end up having to explain this to anyone.
I'll take one. :unsure:
One what?
An explanation.
I meant to like, say, my wife, who would probably be a bit confused/concerned about me using a different female (and my "softball girlfriend" at that) as my avatar. You are in this thread. If you paid attention to anything and/or weren't drunk all the time, you'd know that right after I posted my facebook link someone (I want to say Gadzooks but not sure) started asking questions about Amanda because I had become friends with her that day as well and her profile picture is of her in making a facial pose of well, a facial. That's the whole joke. It'd be a lot funnier if you knew what we were talking about.
:lmao: I missed a few posts on vacation.
 
:lmao: :lmao: at Frosty's avatar
Let's just hope I don't end up having to explain this to anyone.
I'll take one. :unsure:
One what?
An explanation.
I meant to like, say, my wife, who would probably be a bit confused/concerned about me using a different female (and my "softball girlfriend" at that) as my avatar. You are in this thread. If you paid attention to anything and/or weren't drunk all the time, you'd know that right after I posted my facebook link someone (I want to say Gadzooks but not sure) started asking questions about Amanda because I had become friends with her that day as well and her profile picture is of her in making a facial pose of well, a facial. That's the whole joke. It'd be a lot funnier if you knew what we were talking about.
:lmao: I missed a few posts on vacation.
Is St. Louis the same as Kansas City?
 
:lmao: :lmao: at Frosty's avatar
Let's just hope I don't end up having to explain this to anyone.
I'll take one. :unsure:
One what?
An explanation.
I meant to like, say, my wife, who would probably be a bit confused/concerned about me using a different female (and my "softball girlfriend" at that) as my avatar. You are in this thread. If you paid attention to anything and/or weren't drunk all the time, you'd know that right after I posted my facebook link someone (I want to say Gadzooks but not sure) started asking questions about Amanda because I had become friends with her that day as well and her profile picture is of her in making a facial pose of well, a facial. That's the whole joke. It'd be a lot funnier if you knew what we were talking about.
:lmao: I missed a few posts on vacation.
Is St. Louis the same as Kansas City?
What now?
 
:lmao: :lmao: at Frosty's avatar
Let's just hope I don't end up having to explain this to anyone.
I'll take one. :unsure:
One what?
An explanation.
I meant to like, say, my wife, who would probably be a bit confused/concerned about me using a different female (and my "softball girlfriend" at that) as my avatar. You are in this thread. If you paid attention to anything and/or weren't drunk all the time, you'd know that right after I posted my facebook link someone (I want to say Gadzooks but not sure) started asking questions about Amanda because I had become friends with her that day as well and her profile picture is of her in making a facial pose of well, a facial. That's the whole joke. It'd be a lot funnier if you knew what we were talking about.
:lmao: I missed a few posts on vacation.
Is St. Louis the same as Kansas City?
What now?
I'm taking a road trip to KC with the wife and another couple (swap % chance = 8%). Was wondering if you could give me advice on where to go (besides Kaufmann, Negro League Hall of Fame, Arthur Bryants, and Boulevard Brewery).
 
I'm taking a road trip to KC with the wife and another couple (swap % chance = 8%). Was wondering if you could give me advice on where to go (besides Kaufmann, Negro League Hall of Fame, Arthur Bryants, and Boulevard Brewery).
Gotcha. When are you going? We are headed there to see some friends for the 4th. The Power and Light District downtown is pretty cool.
 
I'm taking a road trip to KC with the wife and another couple (swap % chance = 8%). Was wondering if you could give me advice on where to go (besides Kaufmann, Negro League Hall of Fame, Arthur Bryants, and Boulevard Brewery).
Gotcha. When are you going? We are headed there to see some friends for the 4th. The Power and Light District downtown is pretty cool.
First weekend of August. Whole point of the trip is Kaufmann/Negro/BBQ.
 
:lmao: :lmao: at Frosty's avatar
Let's just hope I don't end up having to explain this to anyone.
I'll take one. :unsure:
One what?
An explanation.
I meant to like, say, my wife, who would probably be a bit confused/concerned about me using a different female (and my "softball girlfriend" at that) as my avatar. You are in this thread. If you paid attention to anything and/or weren't drunk all the time, you'd know that right after I posted my facebook link someone (I want to say Gadzooks but not sure) started asking questions about Amanda because I had become friends with her that day as well and her profile picture is of her in making a facial pose of well, a facial. That's the whole joke. It'd be a lot funnier if you knew what we were talking about.
I think that was me. glad to take credit for the whole bit. Could use a larger version of this photo.Also, much hotter than Amanda Hoehne.

 
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:lmao: :lmao: at Frosty's avatar
Let's just hope I don't end up having to explain this to anyone.
I'll take one. :unsure:
One what?
An explanation.
I meant to like, say, my wife, who would probably be a bit confused/concerned about me using a different female (and my "softball girlfriend" at that) as my avatar. You are in this thread. If you paid attention to anything and/or weren't drunk all the time, you'd know that right after I posted my facebook link someone (I want to say Gadzooks but not sure) started asking questions about Amanda because I had become friends with her that day as well and her profile picture is of her in making a facial pose of well, a facial. That's the whole joke. It'd be a lot funnier if you knew what we were talking about.
I think that was me. glad to take credit for the whole bit. Could use a larger version of this photo.Also, much hotter than Amanda Hoehne.
:lmao: @ your tabs
 
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:lmao: :lmao: at Frosty's avatar
Let's just hope I don't end up having to explain this to anyone.
I'll take one. :unsure:
One what?
An explanation.
I meant to like, say, my wife, who would probably be a bit confused/concerned about me using a different female (and my "softball girlfriend" at that) as my avatar. You are in this thread. If you paid attention to anything and/or weren't drunk all the time, you'd know that right after I posted my facebook link someone (I want to say Gadzooks but not sure) started asking questions about Amanda because I had become friends with her that day as well and her profile picture is of her in making a facial pose of well, a facial. That's the whole joke. It'd be a lot funnier if you knew what we were talking about.
I think that was me. glad to take credit for the whole bit. Could use a larger version of this photo.Also, much hotter than Amanda Hoehne.
:lmao: @ your tabs
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Don't know how. If it makes you feel better, she's literraly the slowest runner I've ever seen. Mostly on account of that phat booty.
The good kind. Also probably going to delete this post probably because when I'm drunk at softball on thursdy I'm ropboaly going to tell her about his therad. and you pervs. sickos
 
Don't know how. If it makes you feel better, she's literraly the slowest runner I've ever seen. Mostly on account of that phat booty.
The good kind. Also probably going to delete this post probably because when I'm drunk at softball on thursdy I'm ropboaly going to tell her about his therad. and you pervs. sickos
Eh, that post sucked. Just talk to her about how huge my member is. And encourage photos. Really I'm just quoting your posts so you can't delete them.
 
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'MisfitBlondes said:
Just spent the last few hours talking a neighbour out of suicide and getting her into the proper hands to help her. One deep breath, two deep drinks...exhale.Carry on.
So she recently moved in and discovered that she lives next to you?
 
So last night I responded to a post on FB....FoF post:

Yea, I love that saying about God giving you what he knows you can handle. What choice do we have other than to handle it? And I've asked myself that question about why He feels I can handle enormous problems and obstacles,,and no, I am not made of steel either. Sometimes all that #### just makes you tired and bitter instead of a better person.
My post:
Debbie, I'm as tired and bitter as the come. :callme:
She almost immediately sent me a friend request. :unsure:
 
So last night I responded to a post on FB....FoF post:

Yea, I love that saying about God giving you what he knows you can handle. What choice do we have other than to handle it? And I've asked myself that question about why He feels I can handle enormous problems and obstacles,,and no, I am not made of steel either. Sometimes all that #### just makes you tired and bitter instead of a better person.
My post:
Debbie, I'm as tired and bitter as the come. :callme:
She almost immediately sent me a friend request. :unsure:
And I just got another friend request from her.
 
So last night I responded to a post on FB....

FoF post:

Yea, I love that saying about God giving you what he knows you can handle. What choice do we have other than to handle it? And I've asked myself that question about why He feels I can handle enormous problems and obstacles,,and no, I am not made of steel either. Sometimes all that #### just makes you tired and bitter instead of a better person.
My post:
Debbie, I'm as tired and bitter as the come. :callme:
She almost immediately sent me a friend request. :unsure:
And I just got another friend request from her.
A double secret friend request?
 
So last night I responded to a post on FB....

FoF post:

Yea, I love that saying about God giving you what he knows you can handle. What choice do we have other than to handle it? And I've asked myself that question about why He feels I can handle enormous problems and obstacles,,and no, I am not made of steel either. Sometimes all that #### just makes you tired and bitter instead of a better person.
My post:
Debbie, I'm as tired and bitter as the come. :callme:
She almost immediately sent me a friend request. :unsure:
And I just got another friend request from her.
A double secret friend request?
Maybe? All I know is that she is a friend of a friend from Chicago, she has a long name with a lot of vowels in it and her profile pic makes her look like a mob wife. I'm trying to figure out who she is now. :alittlescared:
 
a balmy 94 degrees.
Jesus, how can people live like this.
:goodposting: I don't think we'll break 70 here. :thumbup:
We don't have A/C, and I haven't turned the heat on in three days. I think the inside temp. has been between 68 and 72 the whole time. :thumbup:
Neat. It's in the 80s by 9:00 a.m. here. Can't wait to leave this place (no offense JaxBill).
Yeah, the next 2 months here are really the worst time of year. At least by late August you have football season to look forward to. We were really pretty lucky this year that the really hot temps didn't start kicking in until almost June.Car temp said it was 81 outside at 7:30 this morning. And all of this smoke from the Okeefenokee wildfires is killing my sinuses/contacts.I was jealous last night at the parents meeting for my son's July Boy Scout trip to Camp Daniel Boone in NC. "Pack a jacket or pullover. It usually gets down to the 60's at night but can get down to the 30's".
 
So last night I responded to a post on FB....

FoF post:

Yea, I love that saying about God giving you what he knows you can handle. What choice do we have other than to handle it? And I've asked myself that question about why He feels I can handle enormous problems and obstacles,,and no, I am not made of steel either. Sometimes all that #### just makes you tired and bitter instead of a better person.
My post:
Debbie, I'm as tired and bitter as the come. :callme:
She almost immediately sent me a friend request. :unsure:
And I just got another friend request from her.
A double secret friend request?
Maybe? All I know is that she is a friend of a friend from Chicago, she has a long name with a lot of vowels in it and her profile pic makes her look like a mob wife. I'm trying to figure out who she is now. :alittlescared:
Just got some info from the 3rd party:
Met her once - she is pretty funny

I saw what you wrote lmao

I about peed my pants - XXXXXX is bitter as hell and RICH but she is nice - she lost her husband about 6 years ago and inherited a bunch of $$$$

Bought XXXXXX and XXXXXX a video camera when the twins were born out of the blue - good old broad !!!
:unsure:
 
So last night I responded to a post on FB....FoF post:

Yea, I love that saying about God giving you what he knows you can handle. What choice do we have other than to handle it? And I've asked myself that question about why He feels I can handle enormous problems and obstacles,,and no, I am not made of steel either. Sometimes all that #### just makes you tired and bitter instead of a better person.
My post:
Debbie, I'm as tired and bitter as the come. :callme:
She almost immediately sent me a friend request. :unsure:
When you're tired and bitter, it's easier for the guys who look like grocery store managers to brainwash you into joining their little cult and worshipping the zuchini jeebus.
 
Just got some info from the 3rd party:

Met her once - she is pretty funny

I saw what you wrote lmao

I about peed my pants - XXXXXX is bitter as hell and RICH but she is nice - she lost her husband about 6 years ago and inherited a bunch of $$$$

Bought XXXXXX and XXXXXX a video camera when the twins were born out of the blue - good old broad !!!
:unsure:
Out.
 
So last night I responded to a post on FB....

FoF post:

Yea, I love that saying about God giving you what he knows you can handle. What choice do we have other than to handle it? And I've asked myself that question about why He feels I can handle enormous problems and obstacles,,and no, I am not made of steel either. Sometimes all that #### just makes you tired and bitter instead of a better person.
My post:
Debbie, I'm as tired and bitter as the come. :callme:
She almost immediately sent me a friend request. :unsure:
And I just got another friend request from her.
A double secret friend request?
Maybe? All I know is that she is a friend of a friend from Chicago, she has a long name with a lot of vowels in it and her profile pic makes her look like a mob wife. I'm trying to figure out who she is now. :alittlescared:
Just got some info from the 3rd party:
Met her once - she is pretty funny

I saw what you wrote lmao

I about peed my pants - XXXXXX is bitter as hell and RICH but she is nice - she lost her husband about 6 years ago and inherited a bunch of $$$$

Bought XXXXXX and XXXXXX a video camera when the twins were born out of the blue - good old broad !!!
:unsure:
:confetti:
 

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