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It, begins.

Looks like thunderstorms....

I also have a blister under the nail of my left big toe. I don't know but Mrs. SLB says I'm going to lose it. It's a GMTAN big toe epidemic.
This thing is disgusting looking and appears ready to come off soon. Pics? I'm considering ripping it out with some pliers.
wtf is that? :X how did that happen?

FBGs swear by the 'hot needle through the nail' approach.
I asked my Mrs. SLB about that and she said not to bother because it's coming off. As you can see from my post above, I doubted her but she was right. I think she said the needle thing was if you smashed it and there was blood under the nail. It isn't attached at the sides any longer and I can lift the nail up but it is still attached at the "end".
:shudder:
What?
 
I never piss more than four feet from the cart. But it's usually in the rough, so I think we're on the same page.That was an errant reply to Tanner btw. I'm drunk again.
I don't look at hitting into the trees as a bad thing. It's just a way to take a leak AND be near your ball. I think that's called "cart golf".
 
The little finger on my right hand has been tingling like it fell asleep for about a day and a half. Is it gonna fall off?
Ulnar nerve impingement in cubital tunnel.
Good call, Shuke
Who did your cubital tunnel surgery? What did you have done?
Orthopedic hand guy here in St. Louis. Had it done along with removal of the cyst/carpal tunnel release in the wrist a little over 2 weeks ago. Turns out the cyst was likely giving me more problems since I started with weakness all of a sudden. I never had the tingling (except at night which I didn't recognize). When I couldn't bring my pinkie finger in any more, I knew something wasn't right. Hasn't been fun.
You can't give me a name? What procedure did he do for your cubital tunnel?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Its probably cuz i'm non-sober, but I cant stop laughing at this. I've been ttying to say "cubital tunnel" out loud for a little bit, but i can't say it without laughing.

 
Llllama: dint have any gold to bring back to Cook county. :mellow:

Frost: what are these random posts about some tv show

Homer: not sure about the league. I'm thinking of going down to one league this year. Probably wouldn't be able to do a weekend draft for another anyway. Good question about verbal. Haven't seen Jafo around either.

 
The mystery in my house thread is gold!!! Cant believe i hadn't read it yet. Just in the last few posts, Shuke has been outed as a transvestite, Pickles and Fin are lovers and the lyrics to a Barry Manilow song have been posted.

 
Llllama: dint have any gold to bring back to Cook county. :mellow:Frost: what are these random posts about some tv showHomer: not sure about the league. I'm thinking of going down to one league this year. Probably wouldn't be able to do a weekend draft for another anyway. Good question about verbal. Haven't seen Jafo around either.
Shuke> Frosty is talking about this show. It is awesome.http://www.adultswim.com/presents/childrenshospital/
 
I don't mind moops. Kinda weird sometimes but we all are. Hell I just posted a pic of me in zubaz.

So I guess I'm supposed to get my future wife a present for the wedding day? WTF? Haven't weHasn't she spent enough already? I really wish someone would have told me this a while ago. Luckily I have some time to shop. I'm thinking a necklace or a bracelet? Or a CRing or a handle of Captain Morgan? Is it supposed to be something that she opens right before the ceremony? Can I "give it to her" that night?
Wedding day present for the wife?First I've heard of this.

May be why my last 25 years have been hell.
Hmm...is it too late for me if I'm already 8 yrs in?
Wtf do I know. I've been in hell for 25 years, thinking its going to get better soon.
 
I don't mind moops. Kinda weird sometimes but we all are. Hell I just posted a pic of me in zubaz.

So I guess I'm supposed to get my future wife a present for the wedding day? WTF? Haven't weHasn't she spent enough already? I really wish someone would have told me this a while ago. Luckily I have some time to shop. I'm thinking a necklace or a bracelet? Or a CRing or a handle of Captain Morgan? Is it supposed to be something that she opens right before the ceremony? Can I "give it to her" that night?
Wedding day present for the wife?First I've heard of this.

May be why my last 25 years have been hell.
Hmm...is it too late for me if I'm already 8 yrs in?
Wtf do I know. I've been in hell for 25 years, thinking its going to get better soon.
Better days are right around the corner, gb. :thumbup:
 
Just spent a lovely evening at stately Cosjobs Manor. :thumbup:
It was great meeting you GBKZ. Hope you enjoyed yourself. I was disappointed in your flat hair, tho.If we could get together a GMTAN leeg of at least 12 at $400 a head, I'd use the new digs to host the draft for the weekend, providing a place to stay and all meals. I'll even hire out the Bentley bus to do airport pickups and dropoffs. Once in a lifetime offer, cause we'll fill up this fall and never have an empty estate again.
 
'Josie Maran said:
'shuke said:
Getting ready to fly from Orange County to San Fran to Chicago to Cincinnati. ####
I'm desperately in need of a Cincy trip. Any chance of getting the league together again?And speaking of which, where the hell has Verbal been?
:in:still need to see if we can top that first draft...

 
'cosjobs said:
'gamera said:
Just spent a lovely evening at stately Cosjobs Manor. :thumbup:
It was great meeting you GBKZ. Hope you enjoyed yourself. I was disappointed in your flat hair, tho.If we could get together a GMTAN leeg of at least 12 at $400 a head, I'd use the new digs to host the draft for the weekend, providing a place to stay and all meals. I'll even hire out the Bentley bus to do airport pickups and dropoffs. Once in a lifetime offer, cause we'll fill up this fall and never have an empty estate again.
:thumbup:Cos is going to make someone a great wife one of these days. Good cook and host. Also, I'm pretty sure every hippie left in Austin was there last night.
 
'tommyboy said:
'facook said:
Also: does anyone here know how to get rid of rockchucks without shooting them? I tried to sneak up on him all Native American In The Forest like (if the Native American used a pellet gun), but apparently I sounded like a herd of wildebeests stampeding the Serengeti...that sucker was back under the deck before I was within 25 yards. :bag:
last time i went to a dinner where the waiter "memorized" our orders (4) he brought my wife the wrong dish entirely. Whoever invented this method was a dbag.as for the chucks, you need to either tame them by feeding them, then kill them since you'll be able to get to close range. Or you need to poison them. They have eagle eye vision and if you're wanting to ever actually hunt them its hard to get much closer thant say 75 yards before the sound the alarm and go in their burrows. The farm and garden store is your friend on the poison. I doubt a pellet gun would kill a chuck, at least not in one shot. You'd probably have to pump him about 30 times to finally get the kill shot.
:lmao: Yeah, I had visions of using my pellet gun to induce a rockchuck JFK moment but feared it would be more like shooting someone with a paintball. Might sting the chuck, but he'd just shrug it off and dive back under the deck to resume undermining my foundation and/or turning my crawl-space into a guano smorgasbord. Grassyass for the poison info. I thought someone told me you couldn't buy the rockchuck poison retail in this area, but I'll put on my Stihl hat and knee high rubber boots and head over to Big R to see.

 
'cosjobs said:
'gamera said:
Just spent a lovely evening at stately Cosjobs Manor. :thumbup:
It was great meeting you GBKZ. Hope you enjoyed yourself. I was disappointed in your flat hair, tho.If we could get together a GMTAN leeg of at least 12 at $400 a head, I'd use the new digs to host the draft for the weekend, providing a place to stay and all meals. I'll even hire out the Bentley bus to do airport pickups and dropoffs. Once in a lifetime offer, cause we'll fill up this fall and never have an empty estate again.
:thumbup: Cos is going to make someone a great wife one of these days. Good cook and host. Also, I'm pretty sure every hippie left in Austin was there last night.
I prefer the term Beautiful People, but yeah.
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Gadzooks said:
What's the actual name of the theme song of This Week In Baseball?

1st one to get it right wins a roast beef sandwich with no onions.
"Gathering Crowds"Epic.
Well done. The blogger has won a free roast beef sandwich with no onions. I'm gonna need to get some of your personal info. Just go here and follow the directions. Then you'll get your free sandwich. Congrats.
:lmao: You're like the weird uncle that gives his nieces and nephews hand written coupons for free body-rubs at Christmas.
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Gadzooks said:
What's the actual name of the theme song of This Week In Baseball?

1st one to get it right wins a roast beef sandwich with no onions.
"Gathering Crowds"Epic.
Well done. The blogger has won a free roast beef sandwich with no onions. I'm gonna need to get some of your personal info. Just go here and follow the directions. Then you'll get your free sandwich. Congrats.
:lmao: You're like the weird uncle that gives his nieces and nephews hand written coupons for free body-rubs at Christmas.
What now? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
We had an open house today. A WHOLE HOUR AND A HALF. The good news is that we had two couples walk through and they showed up at the same time. The realtor said they both were very interested too. So I would appreciate it if you could say a prayer, snort rhino horn, burn a leprechaun or whatever you do for good luck for me.

 
We had an open house today. A WHOLE HOUR AND A HALF. The good news is that we had two couples walk through and they showed up at the same time. The realtor said they both were very interested too. So I would appreciate it if you could say a prayer, snort rhino horn, burn a leprechaun or whatever you do for good luck for me.
Thanks I needed a tequila excuse. :banned:
 
I just ate 40 McNuggets (out of a 50 piece order). A 75 pound 12 year old boy I challenged to an eating contest ate 36.

I am not a man.

:bag:

 

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