GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Sergeant Spelt]

simey

offdee rating?

 

[General Malaise]

Do we know anyone that lives in Vegas?

assani?

didn't he move to denver?

I thought that was -fe

You fellas are up in UBER.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Let's see:1. David Dodds2. Cavalier 3. FDAS4. Icon5. Clayton Gray6. Flapgreen7. Alias8. Fast Eddie9. Shamwow10. hburgers11. LarryBoy12. Woz13. Proninja14. Parmcat15. Assani FisherI think that's it. I probably have met more and blacked out the experience.

Chet was in Tunica with us.

Ugh. 16.Sorry Chet.

 

[Keys Myaths]

for some reason i just remembered you doing jumping jacks on your schools campus webcam for all of FBGs to see

Holy #### I forgot about that.

 

[Zow]

Stood up by:1. Mr. Pickles

I had a hand in this.

explainI was actually mildly perturbed when this happened. I had turned down a couple other options that night (one included an attractive girl) and we had planned on going to one of my favorite places (Nays).

 

[Zow]

May as well join in the cornhole fun:1. Keys Myaths - x52. JuniorNB3. Joe Pasquino4. Icon5. eoMMan6. getzlaf7. Da Raiders (briefly)8. David Dodds9. Maurile (briefly - I think he was embarassed)10. Played poker with some other staff member and didn't know it - I guess I was in MGM with like the entire staff and didn't know it11. Tommygunz12. crystall - in the bathroom. at law school. admist the breakup

Also add fast_eddie (and wife) a few times and Assani. I mentally associate them with Vegas buddies, so didn't register. Also, Sores in Vegas hooked me up with rooms a couple times but never made it out for beers.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

May as well join in the cornhole fun:1. Keys Myaths - x52. JuniorNB3. Joe Pasquino4. Icon5. eoMMan6. getzlaf7. Da Raiders (briefly)8. David Dodds9. Maurile (briefly - I think he was embarassed)10. Played poker with some other staff member and didn't know it - I guess I was in MGM with like the entire staff and didn't know it11. Tommygunz12. crystall - in the bathroom. at law school. admist the breakup

Also add fast_eddie (and wife) a few times and Assani. I mentally associate them with Vegas buddies, so didn't register. Also, Sores in Vegas hooked me up with rooms a couple times but never made it out for beers.

Thank you, Sores?

 

[Funkley]

Pickles is a great guy but even he would say turning down an attractive girl for him was a mistake. Its possible Tre was posing as the attractive girl though. Clever ruse.

 

[Drifter]

Do we know anyone that lives in Vegas?

assani?

didn't he move to denver?

I think you're thinking of fast_eddie_21. He was multitabling NL on FTP for a living, dunno where he is now.

Crap - Add Fast_eddie to my list as well.

 

[Zow]

Pickles is a great guy but even he would say turning down an attractive girl for him was a mistake. Its possible Tre was posing as the attractive girl though. Clever ruse.

I had already told Pickles I'd meet up. I think flaking is lame and/or going canceling for "better plans" is just messed up.

 

[Zow]

May as well join in the cornhole fun:1. Keys Myaths - x52. JuniorNB3. Joe Pasquino4. Icon5. eoMMan6. getzlaf7. Da Raiders (briefly)8. David Dodds9. Maurile (briefly - I think he was embarassed)10. Played poker with some other staff member and didn't know it - I guess I was in MGM with like the entire staff and didn't know it11. Tommygunz12. crystall - in the bathroom. at law school. admist the breakup

Also add fast_eddie (and wife) a few times and Assani. I mentally associate them with Vegas buddies, so didn't register. Also, Sores in Vegas hooked me up with rooms a couple times but never made it out for beers.

Thank you, Sores?

In this case, absolutely. Great guy. Even trusted me with his line of credit so I got better comps.

 

[Frostillicus]

Stood up by:1. Mr. Pickles

I had a hand in this.

explainI was actually mildly perturbed when this happened. I had turned down a couple other options that night (one included an attractive girl) and we had planned on going to one of my favorite places (Nays).

It's one of your favorite places but you can't even come close to spelling it correctly?

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm still a cornhole virgin, although TRE and I could probably get together with minimal effort.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

It's one of your favorite places but you can't even come close to spelling it correctly?

Nye's owns.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

May as well join in the cornhole fun:1. Keys Myaths - x52. JuniorNB3. Joe Pasquino4. Icon5. eoMMan6. getzlaf7. Da Raiders (briefly)8. David Dodds9. Maurile (briefly - I think he was embarassed)10. Played poker with some other staff member and didn't know it - I guess I was in MGM with like the entire staff and didn't know it11. Tommygunz12. crystall - in the bathroom. at law school. admist the breakup

Also add fast_eddie (and wife) a few times and Assani. I mentally associate them with Vegas buddies, so didn't register. Also, Sores in Vegas hooked me up with rooms a couple times but never made it out for beers.

Thank you, Sores?

In this case, absolutely. Great guy. Even trusted me with his line of credit so I got better comps.

Did he get huffy at you because there was just a guy there two days ago who had the same luggage?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Earthquake in VA. Shaking here in Greensboro.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/at00lqe6x3.php

 

[kotzwinkle]

Stood up by:

1. Mr. Pickles

I had a hand in this.

explainI was actually mildly perturbed when this happened. I had turned down a couple other options that night (one included an attractive girl) and we had planned on going to one of my favorite places (Nays).

don't do this in here. one of the reasons you're one of the 5 most annoying posters on this board is that you try to turn everything into a self-aggrandizing story of one of your failed conquests. do it anywhere else. not here.

 

[kotzwinkle]

I also stood up woz in Vegas, by the way.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I saw woz in the MGM poker room but chose not to say hello.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I've got a shortlist. Quality though.

SLBD

Righetti

OC Zed

Just win baby

Phone. Cosjobs, IB, woz

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Y'all are losing your perv status........

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Earthquake in VA. Shaking here in Greensboro.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/at00lqe6x3.php

 

[mr. furley]

I saw woz in the MGM poker room but chose not to say hello.

reports that the earthquake is being felt as far away as Cincinnati

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I heard Manhattan felt the quake. Any confirmation?

 

[FDASv2.0]

"Ask a deli guy" has taken an interesting twist. Should change it to "Ask an unemployed guy"

Solid shtick if this is an alias.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I heard Manhattan felt the quake. Any confirmation?

My friends in Boston felt it.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

I heard Manhattan felt the quake. Any confirmation?

My friends in Boston felt it.

Shook in Milton, MA. Was hiking with my dog. Nothing major but she was freaking out.

 

[shuke]

1. JTC2. GTGG3. Prussia (or Prussian or Prussia King or something with Prussia)4. Scupper5. JoeT6. FFChamps7. Big Papi/Guster8. Tat9. Jeep10. Skycriesmary11. Charvik12. Tigerfan13. Cochise14. Tough as Nails15. Men in Cleats16. Gatorfan17. Britneyspears18. Ken Maxwell19. Funkley20. Pickles21. Redraiders22. Gambino23. Sofakings24. ShaqAttack25. Kilgore Trout26. JetroQ27. JZilla28. Tre29. MexiJoe30. ProNinja31. Redmond Longhorn32. Sacamano33. TommyboyI think that's it, but I might be missing a few.

You think that's it, huh?

Geaux Tigers! I knew i was missing one.

Dude, come on.

 

[Frostillicus]

TRE - you're blogging now?

 

[shuke]

Good stuff in "Ask a deli guy"

SHUKE > When getting meat sliced at a deli, occasionally the guy ends up with a little leftover meat... shavings, a few ounces more than what was asked for, etc. Usually they throw these bits away. Hypothetically, if instead they combined all this random leftover meat into a "grab bag" at the end of the day, at what price per pound would you consider buying it?

Sounds gross.

 

[shuke]

reports that the earthquake is being felt as far away as Cincinnati

Two people in my office at the time started freaking out. I honestly didn't notice anything.

 

[Josie Maran]

Good stuff in "Ask a deli guy"

SHUKE > When getting meat sliced at a deli, occasionally the guy ends up with a little leftover meat... shavings, a few ounces more than what was asked for, etc. Usually they throw these bits away. Hypothetically, if instead they combined all this random leftover meat into a "grab bag" at the end of the day, at what price per pound would you consider buying it?

Sounds gross.

So, like, 4 bucks?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Is it kept in the fridge?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Clogging every new Jim11 thread with Fictitious Jim11 thread titles is probably my favorite FFA shtick ever.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Stood up by:1. Mr. Pickles

I had a hand in this.

explainI was actually mildly perturbed when this happened. I had turned down a couple other options that night (one included an attractive girl) and we had planned on going to one of my favorite places (Nays).

Nye's?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE - you're blogging now?

Oh, hey Frosty.

 

[Sarnoff]

Is it kept in the fridge?

Yes, assume all the meat in the grab bag is fresh & kept at proper conditions all day.Pretty sure you'd just need two slices of bread & some mayo to make a perfect shukewich

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Is it kept in the fridge?

Yes, assume all the meat in the grab bag is fresh & kept at proper conditions all day.Pretty sure you'd just need two slices of bread & some mayo to make a perfect shukewich

I'd pay a couple bucks per lb. for this.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I also stood up woz in Vegas, by the way.

 

[Frostillicus]

TRE - you're blogging now?

Oh, hey Frosty.

I gave your blog the top link on my links section. Also I found it because you were mentioned in one of The Daily Gopher's posts. Get this - they compared your writing style to mine. In a complimentary way.

 

[General Malaise]

Stood up by:

1. Mr. Pickles

I had a hand in this.

explainI was actually mildly perturbed when this happened. I had turned down a couple other options that night (one included an attractive girl) and we had planned on going to one of my favorite places (Nays).

You turned down a hot chick.....for Pickles? Really? He looks like Ellen Travolta and talks about topics you wouldn't understand. Why would you break a date for that?

 

[YSR]

TRE - you're blogging now?

Oh, hey Frosty.

I gave your blog the top link on my links section. Also I found it because you were mentioned in one of The Daily Gopher's posts. Get this - they compared your writing style to mine. In a complimentary way.

Hey, Happy Belated to Bennett! I remember when you were going through all of those scares with him. Can't believe it's been a year.

 

[SofaKings]

Cornholio;s:

Greco

GM

JTC

Foosball God

Keerock

Shooter McGavin

Bob Henry

MT$

Dr. Detroit

Charvik

All good people.

eta to add, texted/spoken/email'd with

krista4

Mrs BSR

shuke

jplvr

cosjobs

jzilla

jethro q scupper

notorious TRE

 

[kotzwinkle]

Stood up by:

1. Mr. Pickles

I had a hand in this.

explainI was actually mildly perturbed when this happened. I had turned down a couple other options that night (one included an attractive girl) and we had planned on going to one of my favorite places (Nays).

You turned down a hot chick.....for Pickles? Really? He looks like Ellen Travolta and talks about topics you wouldn't understand. Why would you break a date for that?

Please don't encourage this. Woz will attempt to turn every topic into a discussion about his mostly fictional and usually repulsive stories about himself and some "hot chick." There's a reason truck has called him the worst person on the internet. He's cancer to this thread.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Stood up by:

1. Mr. Pickles

I had a hand in this.

explainI was actually mildly perturbed when this happened. I had turned down a couple other options that night (one included an attractive girl) and we had planned on going to one of my favorite places (Nays).

You turned down a hot chick.....for Pickles? Really? He looks like Ellen Travolta and talks about topics you wouldn't understand. Why would you break a date for that?

Please don't encourage this. Woz will attempt to turn every topic into a discussion about his mostly fictional and usually repulsive stories about himself and some "hot chick." There's a reason truck has called him the worst person on the internet. He's cancer to this thread.

This.Woz - can you just let a few of us know if you plan on being a permanent fixture in here so I can unsubscribe accordingly? I can't deal with your projectile poppycock in this thread too.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE - you're blogging now?

Oh, hey Frosty.

I gave your blog the top link on my links section. Also I found it because you were mentioned in one of The Daily Gopher's posts. Get this - they compared your writing style to mine. In a complimentary way.

YES!Thx gb. We were going to do a gopher foots preview and pass it on to someone (maybe you), but then we decided to just start our own blog. Saw the thing in the daily gopher, we've had a couple hundred page views today because of it. LAM?

 

[Frostillicus]

TRE - you're blogging now?

Oh, hey Frosty.

I gave your blog the top link on my links section. Also I found it because you were mentioned in one of The Daily Gopher's posts. Get this - they compared your writing style to mine. In a complimentary way.

Hey, Happy Belated to Bennett! I remember when you were going through all of those scares with him. Can't believe it's been a year.

Thanks! Other than being whinier than most kids he's doing great.

 

[Sarnoff]

Stood up by:

1. Mr. Pickles

I had a hand in this.

explainI was actually mildly perturbed when this happened. I had turned down a couple other options that night (one included an attractive girl) and we had planned on going to one of my favorite places (Nays).

You turned down a hot chick.....for Pickles? Really? He looks like Ellen Travolta and talks about topics you wouldn't understand. Why would you break a date for that?

No, no, no, GM... this is how it starts. Woz throws a little piece of LOOK AT ME bait into a post, someone can't resist the obvious follow up question, then it turns into Woz's Little Thread About Crap No One Wants To Read.Whoever "invited" woz into this thread should uninvite him.

 

[Frostillicus]

TRE - you're blogging now?

Oh, hey Frosty.

I gave your blog the top link on my links section. Also I found it because you were mentioned in one of The Daily Gopher's posts. Get this - they compared your writing style to mine. In a complimentary way.

YES!Thx gb. We were going to do a gopher foots preview and pass it on to someone (maybe you), but then we decided to just start our own blog. Saw the thing in the daily gopher, we've had a couple hundred page views today because of it. LAM?

What means LAM? And I would have gladly published your gopher football thing since I don't type gopher football like, ever. We could have joined forces to create Superblog.I'll be giving you a shout-out in tonight's post.

 

[General Malaise]

Man, you guys really really REALLY don't like the woz. Damn.