GM's thread about nothing (49 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

when does the deli thread get interesting? I'm on page 3 and rather underwhelmed so far.

Read page 1 and page 7 and got bored. Page 1 was full of boring questions about cutting meat (sorry, just not intersted in that topic...just give me the damn meat, I'm not sophisticated enough to know or care how thin it is or how much it costs or how it's made) and the page 7 was about the guy's life derailing and asking for career advice. Maybe folks could direct us to the intersting stuff?

it's working out like that suggestion to bet on the Saints.investing time/money without much payoff.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/94/haymarket.jpg/

I guess my brain cells started to regenerate last night because I remembered promising you guys a pic of myself with long hair.1. I didn't like and pretty much refused getting my picture taken until I was in my mid 20's and most of said hair was long gone.2. Which leaves my HS senior yearbbook picture & my senior football picture and I can't find the former.3. Should I just crop my face out? Posting that pic seems really dooshie.

No pic. Got it.

SLB bailed on Wrigley and I a few years back

Again, if by "bailed" you mean Mrs. SLB was falling down, passed out drunk and I thought it was a better idea to bring her home instead of leaving her locked up by herself in a car in downtown St. Louis, yes, then I "bailed".

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

how was the rest of the weekend in Chicago?

 

[shuke]

1. JTC

2. GTGG

3. Prussia (or Prussian or Prussia King or something with Prussia)

4. Scupper

5. JoeT

6. FFChamps

7. Big Papi/Guster

8. Tat

9. Jeep

10. Skycriesmary

11. Charvik

12. Tigerfan

13. Cochise

14. Tough as Nails

15. Men in Cleats

16. Gatorfan

17. Britneyspears

18. Ken Maxwell

19. Funkley

20. Pickles

21. Redraiders

22. Gambino

23. Sofakings

24. ShaqAttack

25. Kilgore Trout

26. JetroQ

27. JZilla

28. Tre

29. MexiJoe

30. ProNinja

31. Redmond Longhorn

32. Sacamano

33. Tommyboy

34. SHUKE

I think that's it, but I might be missing a few.

You think that's it, huh?

TA DA!

You mind sharing the original pic?

 

[Lomez]

Keys,

Tell me about Mizzou football this year.

 

[Oh Yes!]

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/94/haymarket.jpg/

I guess my brain cells started to regenerate last night because I remembered promising you guys a pic of myself with long hair.1. I didn't like and pretty much refused getting my picture taken until I was in my mid 20's and most of said hair was long gone.2. Which leaves my HS senior yearbbook picture & my senior football picture and I can't find the former.3. Should I just crop my face out? Posting that pic seems really dooshie.

No pic. Got it.

SLB bailed on Wrigley and I a few years back

Again, if by "bailed" you mean Mrs. SLB was falling down, passed out drunk and I thought it was a better idea to bring her home instead of leaving her locked up by herself in a car in downtown St. Louis, yes, then I "bailed".

Yep exactly what I meant

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Funkley - complete Brain fart..were you at one of the Mellyholes? If not, where did we meet?

OUCH

 

[YSR]

Bought a $2 scratch off lottery ticket earlier today. One of those "scratch off your two winning numbers, then scratch off the other ten numbers. If any match, you win the prize associated."

My winning numbers were 10 and 12.

I start scratching numbers. I always scratch all of the numbers on the card first, and then if I match a number I look at the prize associated. My numbers are 12, 12, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 12, 10, 12, 10.

I start shaking in the car, thinking I've really hit it big.

I scratch off the prize column and it's $1 all the way down.

So angry.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Bought a $2 scratch off lottery ticket earlier today. One of those "scratch off your two winning numbers, then scratch off the other ten numbers. If any match, you win the prize associated."My winning numbers were 10 and 12.I start scratching numbers. I always scratch all of the numbers on the card first, and then if I match a number I look at the prize associated. My numbers are 12, 12, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 12, 10, 12, 10.I start shaking in the car, thinking I've really hit it big.I scratch off the prize column and it's $1 all the way down.So angry.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

how was the rest of the weekend in Chicago?

Great time except for losing my CC and accidently leaving Mrs. SLB at Wrigley Field. You know that scene in Goodfellas where Karen tracks down Henry after he stood her up on the date? Well it was a lot like that except we were at Goose Island. Last year was so epic, as told here, almost any trip is going to seem boring in comparison.

Bought a $2 scratch off lottery ticket earlier today. One of those "scratch off your two winning numbers, then scratch off the other ten numbers. If any match, you win the prize associated."My winning numbers were 10 and 12.I start scratching numbers. I always scratch all of the numbers on the card first, and then if I match a number I look at the prize associated. My numbers are 12, 12, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 12, 10, 12, 10.I start shaking in the car, thinking I've really hit it big.I scratch off the prize column and it's $1 all the way down.So angry.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Funkley - complete Brain fart..were you at one of the Mellyholes? If not, where did we meet?

First the knife in the back and now a twist of the handle. Funk was at MHII where we froze to death, I believe. He was the guy who never smiled.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

I should really start betting on my own, but I'm so damn lazy. I started a betjamaica account once but they wanted a voided check or something...who has checks anymore?

How do you pay for hookers?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, congrats Bentley. Good luck with the new addition.

 

[YSR]

SLB> what happened to you Sunday that made you think it was your last dday?

 

[SofaKings]

Cornholio;s:GrecoGMJTCFoosball GodKeerockShooter McGavinBob HenryMT$Dr. DetroitCharvikAll good people.eta to add, texted/spoken/email'd withkrista4Mrs BSRshukejplvrcosjobsjzillajethro q scuppernotorious TRE

And Chem X, can't forget Chem X!

My daughters are still is raving about the Taylor Swift concert..could not have got those great seats without your help SK..you are good people.

Sorry DG.Oh and can't forget Otis. He still owes me a bunch of beers.

 

[gamera]

I'll try to find a pic from Halloween 2009, when I went out on Fremont Street with a third eye erupting from my forehead and my hair straight up, like a dirty-blond Don King.

Upon further review, my drunken pics suck real hard. So does the drunken makeup job, for that matter. Oh, well.My link

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I should really start betting on my own, but I'm so damn lazy. I started a betjamaica account once but they wanted a voided check or something...who has checks anymore?

How do you pay for hookers?

Str8 Cash Homey

 

[Oh Yes!]

YOU GUYS WANT A PIC OF MY LEFTOVER PIZZA?

BOOM!

Thank you, I was hoping you'd post it.But, I don't really believe that is your leftover pizza.

Watch it

 

[Early_10]

Oh yeah, congrats Bentley. Good luck with the new addition.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Funkley - complete Brain fart..were you at one of the Mellyholes? If not, where did we meet?

First the knife in the back and now a twist of the handle. Funk was at MHII where we froze to death, I believe. He was the guy who never smiled.

Ahh...see, I need these reminders.Funk> most sincere apologies GB. I drank alot that weekend.

 

[Tiger Fan]

when does the deli thread get interesting? I'm on page 3 and rather underwhelmed so far.

Read page 1 and page 7 and got bored. Page 1 was full of boring questions about cutting meat (sorry, just not intersted in that topic...just give me the damn meat, I'm not sophisticated enough to know or care how thin it is or how much it costs or how it's made) and the page 7 was about the guy's life derailing and asking for career advice. Maybe folks could direct us to the intersting stuff?

TigerFan's Bag of Meat was pretty funny. And all of his #####ing and moaning I just pictured a younger Mickey Rourke digging his finger into the potato salad to make an old lady happy.

I was being serious

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Funkley - complete Brain fart..were you at one of the Mellyholes? If not, where did we meet?

First the knife in the back and now a twist of the handle. Funk was at MHII where we froze to death, I believe. He was the guy who never smiled.

Ahh...see, I need these reminders.Funk> most sincere apologies GB. I drank alot that weekend.

I think you were playing Donkey Kong the whole time.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Funkley - complete Brain fart..were you at one of the Mellyholes? If not, where did we meet?

First the knife in the back and now a twist of the handle. Funk was at MHII where we froze to death, I believe. He was the guy who never smiled.

Ahh...see, I need these reminders.Funk> most sincere apologies GB. I drank alot that weekend.

I think you were playing Donkey Kong the whole time.

That was JoeTI was playing Guitar Hero with Tat

 

[Funkley]

I was at 2 and 3 you #$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€ holes.

:hugs:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I was at 2 and 3 you #$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€ holes. :hugs:

Calling BS on you being at 3.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I was at 2 and 3 you #$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€ holes. :hugs:

I was only at 2. Now I don't feel as bad

 

[Funkley]

I was at 2 and 3 you #$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€ holes. :hugs:

Calling BS on you being at 3.

Year 2 we met at the hotel in Mpls. Left the next morning. Year 3 we met at the rail station then left from there.

 

[charvik]

I was at 2 and 3 you #$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€ holes. :hugs:

Calling BS on you being at 3.

Year 2 we met at the hotel in Mpls. Left the next morning. Year 3 we met at the rail station then left from there.

how come you didn't make it out for MHV this year?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I was at 2 and 3 you #$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€ holes. :hugs:

Calling BS on you being at 3.

Year 2 we met at the hotel in Mpls. Left the next morning. Year 3 we met at the rail station then left from there.

Doesn't ring a bell.

 

[Funkley]

I was at 2 and 3 you #$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€ holes. :hugs:

Calling BS on you being at 3.

Year 2 we met at the hotel in Mpls. Left the next morning. Year 3 we met at the rail station then left from there.

Doesn't ring a bell.

Didnt know there was one this year but havent talked to Scup in ages.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

5 straight winners playing bases sides, but I feel like if I share them here, it's all going to go to ####.

 

[Frostillicus]

5-1, +1.65 on props tonight with three to go.

 

[jplvr]

I was at 2 and 3 you #$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€ holes. :hugs:

I was only at 2. Now I don't feel as bad

You only slept with him for 3 days. I'm sure this has happened to you a lot considering what a cornhole whore you've been exposed to be.Funk, I knew TF wasn't at the 3rd one, which is why I didn't mention it.

 

[Frostillicus]

There's a mouse in our basement. Saw him this morning. Couldn't catch him despite my best efforts using a bean bag and a kid's drum. Bought some traps. Still nothing. Watching a movie with the wife and he just popped out again. Drum, blanket, bean bag, broom, and a beach ball were all in play, but we were once again thwarted. I'd really rather catch him and bring him to the nature center across the street and let him go because I'm a giant softie, but like Drago said, "if he dies he dies."

 

[kotzwinkle]

There's a mouse in our basement. Saw him this morning. Couldn't catch him despite my best efforts using a bean bag and a kid's drum. Bought some traps. Still nothing. Watching a movie with the wife and he just popped out again. Drum, blanket, bean bag, broom, and a beach ball were all in play, but we were once again thwarted. I'd really rather catch him and bring him to the nature center across the street and let him go because I'm a giant softie, but like Drago said, "if he dies he dies."

you trying to kill it or take it to see a jam band?

 

[Frostillicus]

There's a mouse in our basement. Saw him this morning. Couldn't catch him despite my best efforts using a bean bag and a kid's drum. Bought some traps. Still nothing. Watching a movie with the wife and he just popped out again. Drum, blanket, bean bag, broom, and a beach ball were all in play, but we were once again thwarted. I'd really rather catch him and bring him to the nature center across the street and let him go because I'm a giant softie, but like Drago said, "if he dies he dies."

you trying to kill it or take it to see a jam band?

I'm not necessarily trying to kill it. Just need it out.

 

[Josie Maran]

There's a mouse in our basement. Saw him this morning. Couldn't catch him despite my best efforts using a bean bag and a kid's drum. Bought some traps. Still nothing. Watching a movie with the wife and he just popped out again. Drum, blanket, bean bag, broom, and a beach ball were all in play, but we were once again thwarted. I'd really rather catch him and bring him to the nature center across the street and let him go because I'm a giant softie, but like Drago said, "if he dies he dies."

you trying to kill it or take it to see a jam band?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

5-1, +1.65 on props tonight with three to go.

Yours: 7-2.Mine: 4-0 (3.3 units)Good night.Take Josh Willingham off of your ####### enemies list or you might as well put me on there too.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

5-1, +1.65 on props tonight with three to go.

Yours: 7-2.Mine: 4-0 (3.3 units)Good night.Take Josh Willingham off of your ####### enemies list or you might as well put me on there too.

but for the yanks diking me out of a pretty nice uptick. had a dopey PHI/NYY parlay. almost #### when then came back from down 6-0.mehkeep up the good work frosty

 

[shuke]

There's a mouse in our basement. Saw him this morning. Couldn't catch him despite my best efforts using a bean bag and a kid's drum. Bought some traps. Still nothing. Watching a movie with the wife and he just popped out again. Drum, blanket, bean bag, broom, and a beach ball were all in play, but we were once again thwarted. I'd really rather catch him and bring him to the nature center across the street and let him go because I'm a giant softie, but like Drago said, "if he dies he dies."

you trying to kill it or take it to see a jam band?

 

[jplvr]

There's a mouse in our basement. Saw him this morning. Couldn't catch him despite my best efforts using a bean bag and a kid's drum. Bought some traps. Still nothing. Watching a movie with the wife and he just popped out again. Drum, blanket, bean bag, broom, and a beach ball were all in play, but we were once again thwarted. I'd really rather catch him and bring him to the nature center across the street and let him go because I'm a giant softie, but like Drago said, "if he dies he dies."

you trying to kill it or take it to see a jam band?

Try peanut butter on the mouse traps. I had some large rats in my basement which came in a couple of winters ago as it got very cold for this region. Scared the bejesus out of me, so I called an exterminator... LARGE rats. They suggested the peanut butter because it won't come off in one piece like cheese.

 

[Funkley]

We use peanut butter on the traps at our cabin. Its tasty death to mice.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

I would stick my head in a mousetrap for some peanut butter.

 

[Oh Yes!]

guyths, he doethsnt wanna kiiiiiiiiillll iiiiit.

 

[YSR]

I would stick my head in a mousetrap for some peanut butter.

I feel the same way. About cheese as well.

 

[cosjobs]

I would stick my head in a mousetrap for some peanut butter.

And I would crush your skull with a metal bar if you tried to take any of mine.

 

[Oh Yes!]

any of you try out any form of intermittent fasting?

 

[Funkley]

guyths, he doethsnt wanna kiiiiiiiiillll iiiiit.

Then he should bring peanut butter with on their date.

 

[jplvr]

Peanut butter is great. My dog loves it too.

 

[YSR]

I'm watching Easy A. Again. For, like, the 8th time. I love this movie.