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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
major league WTF
McJose
Footballguy
hoarders are weird
YSR
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
shamwow!
Footballguy
'Notorious T.R.E. said:The best part was the drunkpics of Shamwow though.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
YSR
Footballguy
No. Not going to reveal the FBG. Just needed some backup on how uncomfortable I am with this whole thing.
hey, so you don't know me but I think you know my wife from a fantasy football message board. how's that job opportunity looking?
how'd I get your number? oh, my parents found it online.
how'd I get your number? oh, my parents found it online.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I may have added the "between my legs" but I know what she meant.
The FB stalking thing, YSR job thing or did I miss something?
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Seriously, I could get like 20 comics out of this.
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
desert rose
Footballguy
I'd like a yard guy/handiman. Must have own tools. Pay is commensurate to what a teacher in New Mexico can afford. I'd also like a pool boy. Please provide references, as well as pool. Thanks!
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I've never received a request from you, sir.Hurry up, because everyone's getting unfriended in a matter of days.
Thorn
Footballguy
lmao
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Can you pick up a package in Juarez for me? TIA.
McJose
Footballguy
I wouldn't even know where to begin.I think someone needs to explain this to me all backwards and #### like "Memento".
Thorn
Footballguy
SLB> do I need to send you money or something? Or do I just make picks?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I'm sure YSR's parents-in-law will be in touch with you shortly.Also, I'm no handiman, I don't have many tools, references or a pool.... but I'll take on this job at no salary.
shamwow!
Footballguy
Warehouse manager here, passively looking for something new. Not sure if I would be able to relocate, however.
McJose
Footballguy
But did I actually show? You're welcome for that.
Thorn
Footballguy
:blink:
desert rose
Footballguy
Pass!I can put you in touch with someone who can get rid of any person for 5 C notes, though.
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
no way. I can only handle that kind of rejection twice, and both have been used up on you and shuke.I've never received a request from you, sir.Hurry up, because everyone's getting unfriended in a matter of days.
Thorn
Footballguy
Really wanted to meet Studs Duds in personBut did I actually show? You're welcome for that.
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
then again, krista's post about your wife does have my interest piquedno way. I can only handle that kind of rejection twice, and both have been used up on you and shuke.I've never received a request from you, sir.Hurry up, because everyone's getting unfriended in a matter of days.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Student of yours? I've always wanted to meet a child assassin.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
$88 please
But did I actually show? You're welcome for that.
Sorry again Matt Bowden.
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McJose
Footballguy
I think I was supposed to go to some art show at the airport with either Krista or YSR...$88 pleaseBut did I actually show? You're welcome for that.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I just saw a friend recommendation of a gal I used to go to HS with. She was smoking hot and now looks Jokerfied. FU Facebook for ruining that image in my head. 
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
:lightbulb:I think I was supposed to go to some art show at the airport with either Krista or YSR...$88 pleaseBut did I actually show? You're welcome for that.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Can we get this emoticon added already??? It's about time to freshen up the list.Rude> what can we do here?
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
so I just saw that Otis' kid has her own FB page. Don't tell Homer
Thorn
Footballguy
Let me throw a hypothetical out there, and I'm just thinking out loud here, so it really is a hypothetical, but what would this someone say if they were to get seven or eight C notes to deal with a certain set of parental units who may or may not be harassing an ifriend of mine, as well as a hypothetical FBG acquaintance? Suppose the pretend couple were really easy to locate and it would be equally easy to make it look like a pile of roofing materials or furniture or bricks or collectible dolls or what-have-you fell on them?
got a link to the image somewhere? I can try to get it added.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Confetti has to be a picture of Rip Taylor, IMO.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
YSR - Here's who I'd pick. Thought I'd post it here for ridicule. WARNING: I am no professional handicapper guy like some of these dudes.
Utah St. (4-8) +22.5
#23 AUBURN (14-0) -22.5
Robert Turbin is a good RB…in the WAC. But Auburn should be able to shut him down and cruise.
Northwestern (7-6) +2.5
BOSTON COLLEGE (7-6) -2.5
Sounds like Persa is out for NW, which leaves Kain Colter at the helm. BC has a backup at RB for week1, but Andre Williams has talent. (and is on my fantasy team!) I'd go NW if Persa was back and healthy, but he's not.
Kent State (5-7) +36.5
#2 ALABAMA (10-3) -36.5
Jeeplvr (Bamafan) thinks they won't run it up too much on Kent State. I'd go Bama because Jeep is a dummy, but this is a coin flip.
UCLA (4-8) +3.5
HOUSTON (5-7) -3.5
Feel pretty good about Houston and Case Keenum here.
Western Mich (6-6) +13.5
MICHIGAN (7-6) -13.5
Michigan, Denard Robinson is back and will be beastly again until he breaks again. Alex Carder is a pretty good QB for WMU, but he lost his top WR from a year ago.
Troy (8-5) +16.5
CLEMSON (6-7) -16.5
This one is down to 15.5 now. I'd take Troy-they have a solid QB returning in Corey Robinson and Tajh Boyd is getting a chance to be the man in Clemson, but he didn't look good in 2010. He may struggle enough to keep it close. Clemson's D is nothing to write home about.
Minnesota (3-9) +21.5
#25 USC (8-5) -21.5
This one is up to 23.5. The homer in me says that the Gophers can cover and that the new coach will be doing his damnedest to clock manage. The realist in me knows the Gophers' biggest weakness is their pass defense and rush and USC's biggest strength is Barkley and the passing game. I would pick Minnesota because I'm dumb, but you should take USC.
BYU (7-6) -2.5
MISSISSIPPI (4-8) +2.5
Ole Miss looks like they have an improved defense. Brandon Bolden is a stud RB too.
Colorado St. (3-9) -4.5
NEW MEXICO (1-11) +4.5
GREAT MATCHUP! This one is up to 6 and with Pete Effing Thomas at QB, I can see why. (fantasy teamer!)
Florida Atl. (4-8) +31.5
#22 FLORIDA (8-5) -31.5
FAU is a sun belt bottom feeder and this line is now up to 35. FAU is starting a QB that has thrown 5 college passes. The D and Special teams might make up the bulk of that 35 point spread.
#12 South Carolina (9-5) -20.5
East Carolina (6-7) +20.5
ECU is a scrappy team led by Skip Holtz. They have performed some magic in the past. This is not one of those times as the COCKS are pretty solid in all facets.
Fresno St. (8-5) +9.5
California (5-7) -9.5
David Carr's little brother Derek takes over at QB in Fresno. They also have a pretty good running game with Robbie Rouse. Cal has a new QB and a new starting RB (ISI SOFELE!). I'd go Fresno here.
Rice (4-8) +23.5
TEXAS (5-7) -23.5
Texas isn't very explosive with Gilbert Gottfried at QB. Maybe Sam McGuffie will jump over someone.
Tulsa (10-3) +21.5
#1 OKLAHOMA (12-2) -21.5
Oklahoma on the other hand is very explosive.
#4 LSU (11-2) +1.5
#3 Oregon (12-1) -1.5
Red and Jeep and TF all like LSU, but they're getting 4 points now instead of the 1.5 listed here. I'd go Oregon with the 1.5.
#5 Boise St. (12-1) -2.5
#19 Georgia (6-7) +2.5
Georgia's defense is good, but my Kellen Moore boner is gooder. Georgia might be going with true frosh Isiah Crowell at RB.
Colorado (5-7) +6.5
HAWAII (10-4) -6.5
Hawaii is much better at home and Moniz is another slinger at QB...the Bows will put up some points.
Marshall (5-7) +20.5
#24 WEST VIRGINIA (9-4) -20.5
Despite having two fantasy players on Marshall, including super badass Travon Van, I like WVU here. This one is up to 23 now too.
SMU (7-7) +16.5
#8 TEXAS A&M (9-4) -16.5
Tough call for me here. Kyle Padron is a pretty good QB for SMU; he threw 31 TDs last year. I just think the talent is too strong on defense for A&M. They return 9 starters from a team that dropped points allowed from 33 in 09 to 21 in 08.
Tiebreaker Total - LSU at Oregon (54.5): I'll go 30-27 Oregon for 57 total.
Utah St. (4-8) +22.5
#23 AUBURN (14-0) -22.5
Robert Turbin is a good RB…in the WAC. But Auburn should be able to shut him down and cruise.
Northwestern (7-6) +2.5
BOSTON COLLEGE (7-6) -2.5
Sounds like Persa is out for NW, which leaves Kain Colter at the helm. BC has a backup at RB for week1, but Andre Williams has talent. (and is on my fantasy team!) I'd go NW if Persa was back and healthy, but he's not.
Kent State (5-7) +36.5
#2 ALABAMA (10-3) -36.5
Jeeplvr (Bamafan) thinks they won't run it up too much on Kent State. I'd go Bama because Jeep is a dummy, but this is a coin flip.
UCLA (4-8) +3.5
HOUSTON (5-7) -3.5
Feel pretty good about Houston and Case Keenum here.
Western Mich (6-6) +13.5
MICHIGAN (7-6) -13.5
Michigan, Denard Robinson is back and will be beastly again until he breaks again. Alex Carder is a pretty good QB for WMU, but he lost his top WR from a year ago.
Troy (8-5) +16.5
CLEMSON (6-7) -16.5
This one is down to 15.5 now. I'd take Troy-they have a solid QB returning in Corey Robinson and Tajh Boyd is getting a chance to be the man in Clemson, but he didn't look good in 2010. He may struggle enough to keep it close. Clemson's D is nothing to write home about.
Minnesota (3-9) +21.5
#25 USC (8-5) -21.5
This one is up to 23.5. The homer in me says that the Gophers can cover and that the new coach will be doing his damnedest to clock manage. The realist in me knows the Gophers' biggest weakness is their pass defense and rush and USC's biggest strength is Barkley and the passing game. I would pick Minnesota because I'm dumb, but you should take USC.
BYU (7-6) -2.5
MISSISSIPPI (4-8) +2.5
Ole Miss looks like they have an improved defense. Brandon Bolden is a stud RB too.
Colorado St. (3-9) -4.5
NEW MEXICO (1-11) +4.5
GREAT MATCHUP! This one is up to 6 and with Pete Effing Thomas at QB, I can see why. (fantasy teamer!)
Florida Atl. (4-8) +31.5
#22 FLORIDA (8-5) -31.5
FAU is a sun belt bottom feeder and this line is now up to 35. FAU is starting a QB that has thrown 5 college passes. The D and Special teams might make up the bulk of that 35 point spread.
#12 South Carolina (9-5) -20.5
East Carolina (6-7) +20.5
ECU is a scrappy team led by Skip Holtz. They have performed some magic in the past. This is not one of those times as the COCKS are pretty solid in all facets.
Fresno St. (8-5) +9.5
California (5-7) -9.5
David Carr's little brother Derek takes over at QB in Fresno. They also have a pretty good running game with Robbie Rouse. Cal has a new QB and a new starting RB (ISI SOFELE!). I'd go Fresno here.
Rice (4-8) +23.5
TEXAS (5-7) -23.5
Texas isn't very explosive with Gilbert Gottfried at QB. Maybe Sam McGuffie will jump over someone.
Tulsa (10-3) +21.5
#1 OKLAHOMA (12-2) -21.5
Oklahoma on the other hand is very explosive.
#4 LSU (11-2) +1.5
#3 Oregon (12-1) -1.5
Red and Jeep and TF all like LSU, but they're getting 4 points now instead of the 1.5 listed here. I'd go Oregon with the 1.5.
#5 Boise St. (12-1) -2.5
#19 Georgia (6-7) +2.5
Georgia's defense is good, but my Kellen Moore boner is gooder. Georgia might be going with true frosh Isiah Crowell at RB.
Colorado (5-7) +6.5
HAWAII (10-4) -6.5
Hawaii is much better at home and Moniz is another slinger at QB...the Bows will put up some points.
Marshall (5-7) +20.5
#24 WEST VIRGINIA (9-4) -20.5
Despite having two fantasy players on Marshall, including super badass Travon Van, I like WVU here. This one is up to 23 now too.
SMU (7-7) +16.5
#8 TEXAS A&M (9-4) -16.5
Tough call for me here. Kyle Padron is a pretty good QB for SMU; he threw 31 TDs last year. I just think the talent is too strong on defense for A&M. They return 9 starters from a team that dropped points allowed from 33 in 09 to 21 in 08.
Tiebreaker Total - LSU at Oregon (54.5): I'll go 30-27 Oregon for 57 total.
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smiley addition request sent
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Also, WTF YSRfamily?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Don't blow through them all at once. YWIA
Hack> we have a game plan for later on yet?
McJose
Footballguy
What's wrong with your usual "get shirtfaced way too early" plan?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
You going to PJfest?
Lieutenant Dan
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