GM's thread about nothing (16 Viewers)

[Thorn]

Stuffy couple at my table. It comes out that they have five kids. Later someone swears and the wife says she doesnt like cussing. I said "good thing or else you might have nine kids." think my work is done here.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Stuffy couple at my table. It comes out that they have five kids. Later someone swears and the wife says she doesnt like cussing. I said "good thing or else you might have nine kids." think my work is done here.

You don't happen to be at a wedding in Manchester, NH, do you? I have a friend at a wedding there right now....you're from ME, right?

 

[gamera]

You have to grey that stuff back with ice-cold water and sugar. It's the only way.

Splain, Lucy. I don't know what "grey that stuff back" means - dilute it? What ratio?

Yes, dilute it at least 2:1, the stuff I buy is 130 proof. Use ice water. It will become cloudy as the oils come out of suspension. One or two sugar cubes help the medicine go down, as well.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

You have to grey that stuff back with ice-cold water and sugar. It's the only way.

Splain, Lucy. I don't know what "grey that stuff back" means - dilute it? What ratio?

Yes, dilute it at least 2:1, the stuff I buy is 130 proof. Use ice water. It will become cloudy as the oils come out of suspension. One or two sugar cubes help the medicine go down, as well.

I guess having it in the freezer is a no-no also? I was doing shots of it but may try it over ice next time I want to obliterate what little brain cells I have left.

 

[gamera]

You have to grey that stuff back with ice-cold water and sugar. It's the only way.

Splain, Lucy. I don't know what "grey that stuff back" means - dilute it? What ratio?

Yes, dilute it at least 2:1, the stuff I buy is 130 proof. Use ice water. It will become cloudy as the oils come out of suspension. One or two sugar cubes help the medicine go down, as well.

I guess having it in the freezer is a no-no also? I was doing shots of it but may try it over ice next time I want to obliterate what little brain cells I have left.

You're tougher than I am, GB.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

You have to grey that stuff back with ice-cold water and sugar. It's the only way.

Splain, Lucy. I don't know what "grey that stuff back" means - dilute it? What ratio?

Yes, dilute it at least 2:1, the stuff I buy is 130 proof. Use ice water. It will become cloudy as the oils come out of suspension. One or two sugar cubes help the medicine go down, as well.

I guess having it in the freezer is a no-no also? I was doing shots of it but may try it over ice next time I want to obliterate what little brain cells I have left.

You're tougher than I am, GB.

Not tougher - dumber. But then, my bottle is only 110 proof so I'm probably fine :(

 

[Raider Nation]

"Rock out with your _________"

How does the rest of that go?

 

[Thorn]

Portland

Ps did that guy mean absinthe? (answer is no)

 

[SPM]

You have to grey that stuff back with ice-cold water and sugar. It's the only way.

Splain, Lucy. I don't know what "grey that stuff back" means - dilute it? What ratio?

Yes, dilute it at least 2:1, the stuff I buy is 130 proof. Use ice water. It will become cloudy as the oils come out of suspension. One or two sugar cubes help the medicine go down, as well.

I guess having it in the freezer is a no-no also? I was doing shots of it but may try it over ice next time I want to obliterate what little brain cells I have left.

My link

 

[Uruk-Hai]

You have to grey that stuff back with ice-cold water and sugar. It's the only way.

Splain, Lucy. I don't know what "grey that stuff back" means - dilute it? What ratio?

Yes, dilute it at least 2:1, the stuff I buy is 130 proof. Use ice water. It will become cloudy as the oils come out of suspension. One or two sugar cubes help the medicine go down, as well.

I guess having it in the freezer is a no-no also? I was doing shots of it but may try it over ice next time I want to obliterate what little brain cells I have left.

My link

Did I really need to add the drugs I did back in the day as a cause? I used to have a pornographic memory. I mean, to the point where I could read a book then tell you what the page number was if you asked when something happened. I still have recall of blackboards worth of calculus from over 35 years ago, but I struggle to remember crap I did last week.

 

[SPM]

Did I really need to add the drugs I did back in the day as a cause?

I used to have a pornographic memory. I mean, to the point where I could read a book then tell you what the page number was if you asked when something happened. I still have recall of blackboards worth of calculus from over 35 years ago, but I struggle to remember crap I did last week.

sounds awesome

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Did I really need to add the drugs I did back in the day as a cause?

I used to have a pornographic memory. I mean, to the point where I could read a book then tell you what the page number was if you asked when something happened. I still have recall of blackboards worth of calculus from over 35 years ago, but I struggle to remember crap I did last week.

sounds awesome

My fave Archie Bunker malaprop, along with Farker House Rolls.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Gophers held their own against USC, it was fun at the bar. Getting schlogged now at home.

Scared to look at my picks I gave YSR...feels like they might have been terrible.

 

[YSR]

Gophers held their own against USC, it was fun at the bar. Getting schlogged now at home.Scared to look at my picks I gave YSR...feels like they might have been terrible.

No worries. It's a long season.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

"Rock out with your _________"How does the rest of that go?

weiner exposed

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Gophers held their own against USC, it was fun at the bar. Getting schlogged now at home.Scared to look at my picks I gave YSR...feels like they might have been terrible.

No worries. It's a long season.

Holy sweet baby jebus, I'm 5-7. Worst capper ever.Accidentally already counted SC game. Looks like there's hope there.

 

[mr. furley]

Gophers held their own against USC, it was fun at the bar. Getting schlogged now at home.

they looked goodKiffin post-game "i've got 2 guys on offense who can play.. the rest of them, i don't know, we'll see"poor coaching maybe?

 

[mr. furley]

I wanted to post that the penalty could be a mixed blessing...TADA!!!Look at Brian Kelly acting like a d-bag to his player...what a class A Jerk!!!

Just heard the Irish Coach blurting F bombs after that drop on live TV, classy Mr K. Is he on suicide watch after this game?

Kelly would rather scream at his kids, even Mayock mentioned it.

5th Personal Foul on ND...that's what happens when a crazy man is yelling at everyone.

so weird. the people who come unhinged easily can't understand when it happens to others.

Thanks Judge Judy. You can make it personal but it doesn't excuse Kelly who is running perhaps the biggest NCAA football program but I'm honored that you somehow excuse him and try to paint me as the problem. Nice work DK.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

I'm on an epic Bender right now.....christ.

Don't wait up for me folks

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Think Musberger popped a bone on that one.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Think Musberger popped a bone on that one.

Hooooowdy pardner

 

[cosjobs]

Gamera magic hair - I think I am going to smoke a NY Strip roast for Labor Day if you want to come celebrate socialism with us.

 

[gamera]

Gamera magic hair - I think I am going to smoke a NY Strip roast for Labor Day if you want to come celebrate socialism with us.

Alas, family obligations in Sun City preclude my acceptance of your gracious offer.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Fax me some strip.

 

[Mr.Pack]

811

you guys are really bad at this.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Changed my brakes with the old man today. Surprisingly easy. Now downing rum.

 

[Thorn]

God almighty

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Hope some of you find this inspirational and changes your outlook on sleeping.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

FDAS better stock up on heartburn medication and beer... lots of beer.

No flash on old phone, but Bear showing out for Krista.

Here's the pisser. I don't drink anymore, or at least very rarely. I'm going to have to deal with that #### sober all fall.

Five Year Rule down?

 

[cosjobs]

Hope some of you find this inspirational and changes your outlook on sleeping.

I'd do about half of them, pee or not.Curious what the little girl lead is like today? She was really amazing with her guttural wailing and dancing.

 

[dharmapunk]

FDAS better stock up on heartburn medication and beer... lots of beer.

No flash on old phone, but Bear showing out for Krista.

Awesome. That is one good-looking dog.Speaking of good-looking, I'd say that Rochelle is currently my hottest friend. In addition, she is extremely smart and hellishly fun--probably the person I know who would be most likely to try anything once just because. We were friends in Memphis, but she recently moved to Chicago and I've been trying to get her hooked in with my friends here.

Not a woman alive that I think Homer could love more than her.

I'm a big fan of the mad ones, the ones mad to....(you know the rest, or you should anyway).

She did have a female friend she used to make out with a lot (though she's straight), but even though she lived with me for three months during a break-up, the most we ever did was walk down the street with our hands in each other's pockets, all sixth-grade-like.

That's her? I remember this situation well. I'm pretty sure she was either living with you or had just moved out when we were rubbing ielbows on chat, all them years ago. Now I get it.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Meet girl at bar.

Girl offers to drive me home

Girl goes wrong way on an off RAMP

Screams

Crashes my car into a curb

So upset that she refuses to come in and just drops me off and takes a cab home

FAIL

 

[dharmapunk]

Has anyone here ever gone toe-to-toe with Absente and won? Even without doing that stupid spoon-and-sugar-cube thing? I tried valiantly last night and got smoked. It's like potable acid.

Yes. After I finished up my MA, I dragged a couple Englishy pals to our favorite ####hole to down a bottle of absinthe in celebration. It had a semi-secret backroom people used to smoke cigs after NYS passed their anti-indoor smoking law. The place was lit with red lights, had an L-shaped vinyl bench running the length of two walls, and the vibe of a Chinese opium den. My tall Irish friend (K4: Eoghan), normally able to drink me under the table, passed out after 1/2 the bottle, just when I began tripping balls. Other odd events during this voyage: one of my students appearing out of the green midst (mist?) with a fake ID and killer urge to get ripped with his TA (he shared 1/4 of the bottle with me & crashed on my couch because I refused to let him drive home), getting hit on by a transformer (men, if you try this, at least cover your face stubble with some foundation; if a guy ripped on absinthe can spot you, you really suck at cross dressing), and being offered a BJ from an octogenarian. An octogenarian man. Thank god I was married to a pretty girl then, or getting hit on by a withered old man and a transvestite in one night might have damaged my sexual self-worth for years. I blame the absinthe. That stuff just invites the weird.ETA: should probably add that this was before absinthe was legalized in NYS. We ordered the stuff straight from the Czech Repub. Took six weeks to arrive and was some madly potent stuff. Insane.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Never drinking again. Polished off a whole bottle of wine alone. Newcastle 40 Ounce. Pint of Jack Daniels...

THEN went out.

Oof

 

[bakes]

Move in week in one of the most liberal college cities around and I choose Whole Foods for lunch. ###### bad move

Hippies everywhere

Ugh. I can sympathize. I live in what must be the biggest liberal college town in America. We went through this last weekend. You go from zero traffic to gridlock and Wegmans turns into a bipolar experience (for me). Negative: too many ####### people! Positive: almost half are hot chicks in skimpy clothes wandering frozen food isles!

I can confirm this.

 

[dharmapunk]

Never drinking again. Polished off a whole bottle of wine alone. Newcastle 40 Ounce. Pint of Jack Daniels...THEN went out. Oof

You just had a rough night, my man. A car crash leading to no sex and now a nasty hang-over? Ouch. But for every epic fail there's an epic run of WINNING right around the corner. Next week Swedish twins will be making out over your chest with Glenlivet pouring out their nipples and grains of cocaine hourglassing out their bleached a-holes. Just stay on target.

 

[guru_007]

Never drinking again. Polished off a whole bottle of wine alone. Newcastle 40 Ounce. Pint of Jack Daniels...THEN went out. Oof

It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track."

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Never drinking again. Polished off a whole bottle of wine alone. Newcastle 40 Ounce. Pint of Jack Daniels...THEN went out. Oof

It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track."

Oh ya - and don't drive angry

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Could be worse - I need a realignment and there's a chunk missing off of my tire (a small one the outside of it). Doesn't look like it'll affect my driving much. Probably put it off until I get my bonus in October.

FML

 

[bakes]

Has anyone here ever gone toe-to-toe with Absente and won? Even without doing that stupid spoon-and-sugar-cube thing? I tried valiantly last night and got smoked. It's like potable acid.

Yes. After I finished up my MA, I dragged a couple Englishy pals to our favorite ####hole to down a bottle of absinthe in celebration. It had a semi-secret backroom people used to smoke cigs after NYS passed their anti-indoor smoking law. The place was lit with red lights, had an L-shaped vinyl bench running the length of two walls, and the vibe of a Chinese opium den. My tall Irish friend (K4: Eoghan), normally able to drink me under the table, passed out after 1/2 the bottle, just when I began tripping balls. Other odd events during this voyage: one of my students appearing out of the green midst (mist?) with a fake ID and killer urge to get ripped with his TA (he shared 1/4 of the bottle with me & crashed on my couch because I refused to let him drive home), getting hit on by a transformer (men, if you try this, at least cover your face stubble with some foundation; if a guy ripped on absinthe can spot you, you really suck at cross dressing), and being offered a BJ from an octogenarian. An octogenarian man. Thank god I was married to a pretty girl then, or getting hit on by a withered old man and a transvestite in one night might have damaged my sexual self-worth for years. I blame the absinthe. That stuff just invites the weird.ETA: should probably add that this was before absinthe was legalized in NYS. We ordered the stuff straight from the Czech Repub. Took six weeks to arrive and was some madly potent stuff. Insane.

DECEPTICON!!!

 

[krista4]

FDAS better stock up on heartburn medication and beer... lots of beer.

No flash on old phone, but Bear showing out for Krista.

Awesome. That is one good-looking dog.Speaking of good-looking, I'd say that Rochelle is currently my hottest friend. In addition, she is extremely smart and hellishly fun--probably the person I know who would be most likely to try anything once just because. We were friends in Memphis, but she recently moved to Chicago and I've been trying to get her hooked in with my friends here.

Not a woman alive that I think Homer could love more than her.

I'm a big fan of the mad ones, the ones mad to....(you know the rest, or you should anyway).

She did have a female friend she used to make out with a lot (though she's straight), but even though she lived with me for three months during a break-up, the most we ever did was walk down the street with our hands in each other's pockets, all sixth-grade-like.

That's her? I remember this situation well. I'm pretty sure she was either living with you or had just moved out when we were rubbing ielbows on chat, all them years ago. Now I get it.

I think that must be right. Would have been summer of either 2006 or 2007 that she was living there, until October of that year.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Meet girl at bar.Girl offers to drive me homeGirl goes wrong way on an off RAMPScreamsCrashes my car into a curbSo upset that she refuses to come in and just drops me off and takes a cab homeFAIL

Wow. Glad you're ok, GB. How the hell did she go the wrong way on the ramp? Wouldn't she have to be going the wrong way on the highway?

 

[Thorn]

Was thinking a dickmitten would actually be kind of nice. Keep it warm and cozy. I also took an oxycodone for plantar somethingitis. That is all.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Meet girl at bar.Girl offers to drive me homeGirl goes wrong way on an off RAMPScreamsCrashes my car into a curbSo upset that she refuses to come in and just drops me off and takes a cab homeFAIL

Wow. Glad you're ok, GB. How the hell did she go the wrong way on the ramp? Wouldn't she have to be going the wrong way on the highway?

She was trying to get on the highway and went up the off ramp somehow. It's a haze as I was ####faced at the time.So stupid - she was sober so I thought I was being smart.Anyway - got 2 phone numbers, wasn't a complete waste of night but I spent 100 dollars and my car is going to be much more expensive to fix. I'm wondering how much a re-alignment costs.I drove a 2004 Chevy Impala for 6 years. NEVER in the shop, not a scratch on the thing with 120K miles. No car payment - paid it off myself.I was stupid and ended up getting a 2010 Acura TL last year when I moved to the city. The first week I had it I had trouble negotiating a light pole in a parking lot. I was turned around fussing with my dog in the back and crashed into a concrete based light pole at 5 miles per hour. Cracked the bumper and bent the plate.I left a soft cover book on the leather seats in the sun and it melted into the seat.I hit a pot hole and had to get 2 new rims last monthNow I have a chipped rim from last nights accident and need new tires desperately.I'm starting to think this car is cursed and if I could cut my losses (see: if I didn't owe 17K on it), I'd go back to my 04 Impala in a second.Worst decision ever.(first world problems, I know)

 

[Osaurus]

Greetings from Ketchikan, AK. Can someone explain to me why this place is pimping so much jewelry?

 

[dharmapunk]

Greetings from Ketchikan, AK. Can someone explain to me why this place is pimping so much jewelry?

Gold? I heard the leprechaun from Mobile, Alabama moved there after the media kept hounding him.

 

[Guster]

I'm now counting both Thorn and cosjobs in the league. I'm sure we can come up with good enough prizes for cosjobs.An issue might be...we're awfully late if we get this together. For a live/fast draft, we're fine, but if we're doing a slow draft we might not have the time. Thoughts?

Ooh, I want in! I'm sure I can come up with some good prizes to add to the pile.

 

[mr. furley]

got sprayed in a driveby vuvuzaling (sp?) today

hardest i've laughed at live action shtick in some time

 

[Josie Maran]

FDAS better stock up on heartburn medication and beer... lots of beer.

No flash on old phone, but Bear showing out for Krista.

Awesome. That is one good-looking dog.Speaking of good-looking, I'd say that Rochelle is currently my hottest friend. In addition, she is extremely smart and hellishly fun--probably the person I know who would be most likely to try anything once just because. We were friends in Memphis, but she recently moved to Chicago and I've been trying to get her hooked in with my friends here.

Not a woman alive that I think Homer could love more than her.

Saw her pic and fell for her immediately.