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I was assuming South Cackalacky.
going out by myself to a bar after chat shut down was a great move.
yay me. now if only she doesn't turn out to be a crazy stalker. >cos, please check on me on your way to seattle to see if someone stole my kidney.going out by myself to a bar after chat shut down was a great move.
yay me. now if only she doesn't turn out to be a crazy stalker. >cos, please check on me on your way to seattle to see if someone stole my kidney.going out by myself to a bar after chat shut down was a great move.
'McJose said:
YEAH!One of my best friends got married in Uruguay. It indeed has really beautiful women as well as beautiful beaches and great, inexpensive wine. I will put it on my list as I expand my Latin American Property Baroness empire.I had to. It was like the TV reached out and polished my knob for me.Also, Krista...thoughts on buying a house in Uraguay?Made some crockpot chicken, eh?Anybody ever give HBO's Latin/Spanish Channel a go? I did last night for a few enough minutes. Holy moly...You guys ever catch what goes on there? Last night was some show about hookers in Uraguay. I think. I don't really know any spanish, but I think I got the word for 'hooker' and 'Uruguay' down.
Makes Real Sex and Cathouse look like Real People and Dollhouse.
38 here and I'm starting to feel that way. I still get checked out by hot 20somethings now and then, but there's been a precipitous drop over the past couple years. Now it's almost always women in the late 30s and 40s. Which is fine, they're my age, but I've never noticed an age distinction before. It's like a barrier was erected overnight, and only a slight few bother climbing it to check me out. If I were a wide receiver, I'd be in denial about my lack of speed.Around 35This is what pisses me off about 49 more than anything else. Listen, I got the dad life all the way. Two great kids, volunteer at the school as Treasurer, happily committed. It's a good life, and I'm content. But I'm a man, I love to look (discreetly) as much as anyone. And in Manhattan, the scenery is pretty damn nice. I was cool with that when I was 48.My official come-on to join AARP arrived in today's mail. Is there even any reason to look at women any more?Got my first senior discount today. Thought for sure it would have been more of a thrill.
Picked up some stuff for my daughters birthday party this weekend (superfluous aside to FB friends - yesterday, but last weekend was jammed). At the checkout, the clerk gives me the once over.
"How old are you?"
I hesitate for a split second, but then figure out what's up.
"50"
I say quietly (if I were Asian - newborns are called one). I'm really 49. She picks up a coupon laying next to her register.
"Wednesday is Senior Day"
Shockingly, the $1.58 saved didn't soothe my ego one bit.
All of sudden, this year I'm like all self-conscious. It's like before, I'd be like - I don't want it...but if I did, I'd tap that. It's not like I'm out there chasing, but I always felt it's like riding a bike. Now I feel like the only possible reaction would be "Ew...that's gross, you're a dirty old man"
When the #### did that happen?
Would you rather I breath heavy before hanging up?Somebody has been calling my cell for the last two weeks while having their number blocked from caller ID. When I answer there is silence but somebody is there.
Yeah, seriously. F### that guy.'Disco Stu said:Um... no.'heckmanm said:Around 35
AND...I have this new student this year. She's Pakistani but spent most of her life in London. She's got that goofy accent and everything. She's also kind of a PITA. I think she's great but she's a little needy.We're taking a test today and I give them about 10 mins study time before the test. In that 10 minutes she asked about 10 questions "Do we have to have a test today?" "Why is it so long?" (which it isn't) "Can we have 5 more minutes to study?"Her final question was "Can we just do 15 questions today and then 15 questions tomorrow?" I told her "Look, I don't know how they did it back in England at Hogwarts but that's not how we do it here."Tomorrow I'm going to start calling her "Ringo" just to amuse myself even more.'McJose said:
Settle down monkey or I will Zippy you while I pay the rest. Your side bets didn't come overnight either, professor.
'-fish- said:going out by myself to a bar after chat shut down was a great move.
Pics?
I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
Good luck here YSR. Pretty rotten situation, don't know what else to say.
I vote guilty...can't trust those albinos.I am probably more pale than the swindler we are speaking of, so I would know.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
Wow. Twins will take him...'Mr.Pack said:
No, Mac...sorry. Is my 20th this year too, but I just can't swing it as my cousin is getting married in Phily this weekend and I'd rather drink with relatives that hate me than fellow graduates who hate me.'MacArtist said:
You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
After initial setup it will be instant for you. Trust me. I just paid out all of the homer league stuff this week without a dime actually in paypal.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
Cos must be smooing me. The *******.You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
I would have gladly sent checks. all of you wanted paypal. i'm doing all i can here. but please, continue to be a jerk.You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
Is this left over from April? I'm confused.So I get home from work yesterday and want to mow the lawn. I get the keys and go out to the shed.Unlock the shed, can't get the key out, so I jiggle it a little like I normally have to, the keychain falls apart, and as I'm looking down I see the key to the lawnmower take one hop and right between he wood slats that make up the ramp to the shed.No effing way. I look over the situation, decide we must have a spare key. WRONGGo back out and look again. I decide to get a crowbar. Back to the garage get crowbar.Go back to the shed, the guy that lived here before me was a hack, so I figured this would be easy, pry off the slat, get key, pound slat back on. WRONG. The one thing he did right, screwed it in. I was able to pry it up just enough to see the key and swear it was laughing at me. Swear at it again.Back to the garage, to find a needle-nose pliers. I also grabbed a snake magnet and a tin snips. Why the tin snips? I don't know, it was long and thin.Back to the shed. Pry it open enough to get the snake magnet in there, and it grabs the key. Pull it out slowly but the opening isn't big enough and the key pops off. Back in with the magnet, this time the key turns, but doesn't fall off...... SUCCESS!!!!!Get the mower out and drive it around front, but notice it's not turning very easily. I inspect the mower and find I have a flat tire. Decide to take tire off and go get it filled, only taking the tire off would be a PITA so I decide to run to Home Depot and buy a compressor.Get home fill tire. Fire up the mower, and get about a 1/4 of the way done and run out of gas. I forgot I ran it really low last time planning for winter.Head to gas station, fill gas can, get back home, fill tank up a little bit and finally finish mowing the lawn. A 2 1/2 hour job that normally takes me about an hour or so,
:monkeys:
I love living in a condo. $125 check every month makes me immune to stuff like this.So I get home from work yesterday and want to mow the lawn. I get the keys and go out to the shed.Unlock the shed, can't get the key out, so I jiggle it a little like I normally have to, the keychain falls apart, and as I'm looking down I see the key to the lawnmower take one hop and right between he wood slats that make up the ramp to the shed.No effing way. I look over the situation, decide we must have a spare key. WRONGGo back out and look again. I decide to get a crowbar. Back to the garage get crowbar.Go back to the shed, the guy that lived here before me was a hack, so I figured this would be easy, pry off the slat, get key, pound slat back on. WRONG. The one thing he did right, screwed it in. I was able to pry it up just enough to see the key and swear it was laughing at me. Swear at it again.Back to the garage, to find a needle-nose pliers. I also grabbed a snake magnet and a tin snips. Why the tin snips? I don't know, it was long and thin.Back to the shed. Pry it open enough to get the snake magnet in there, and it grabs the key. Pull it out slowly but the opening isn't big enough and the key pops off. Back in with the magnet, this time the key turns, but doesn't fall off...... SUCCESS!!!!!Get the mower out and drive it around front, but notice it's not turning very easily. I inspect the mower and find I have a flat tire. Decide to take tire off and go get it filled, only taking the tire off would be a PITA so I decide to run to Home Depot and buy a compressor.Get home fill tire. Fire up the mower, and get about a 1/4 of the way done and run out of gas. I forgot I ran it really low last time planning for winter.Head to gas station, fill gas can, get back home, fill tank up a little bit and finally finish mowing the lawn. A 2 1/2 hour job that normally takes me about an hour or so,
I didn't want anything other than to be paid for my hard work. I was sincerely hoping for a net worth rant, but I suppose this will do.I would have gladly sent checks. all of you wanted paypal. i'm doing all i can here. but please, continue to be a jerk.You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
not this time.'-fish- said:going out by myself to a bar after chat shut down was a great move.
Relax. Pack is prone to overreaction and not-thinking-it-through-itude.
Oh, hello PackA 2 1/2 hour job that normally takes me about an hour or so,
Net Worth?Here's a visualof what my net worth looks like after the last quarter.I didn't want anything other than to be paid for my hard work. I was sincerely hoping for a net worth rant, but I suppose this will do.I would have gladly sent checks. all of you wanted paypal. i'm doing all i can here. but please, continue to be a jerk.You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
taking the MAX into downtown Portland for lunch and looking around.Meeting GM and family later for pizza and video games or something.Then back to downtown to finish libation research.
Are you sending my $20 to shuke??You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
OOOHH SEND DRUNK TEXTS!!!!
Who will the kids think you are? Internet-Grandpa-from-Texas?
