GM's thread about nothing (45 Viewers)

[Dr. Watson]

He also rolled over at five weeks. I think that obliterates shuke's superbaby record.

Not even close, guy.

My oldest was walking at 8 1/2 months...he falls down more now at 13 than he did then.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE - just got an invite to watch some friends bowl. Decisions, decisions.

I'm an ok bowler. Sunray? Pinz? Midway?

 

[McJose]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

 

[McJose]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

Whoa, where is that?

 

[Limp Ditka]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

Whoa, where is that?

 

[McJose]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

Whoa, where is that?

I meant specifically. Like an address.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

See, because we did IVF....

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

Whoa, where is that?

I meant specifically. Like an address.

60 Livingston Ave, St Paul, MN

 

[Frostillicus]

TRE - just got an invite to watch some friends bowl. Decisions, decisions.

I'm an ok bowler. Sunray? Pinz? Midway?

Sunray.

 

[McJose]

See, because we did IVF....

Hey, Doc...right when you push the plunger you might want to pull her hair. She likes that."

 

[McJose]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

Whoa, where is that?

I meant specifically. Like an address.

60 Livingston Ave, St Paul, MN

How's the fishing in Pig's Eye Lake?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

See, because we did IVF....

Hey, Doc...right when you push the plunger you might want to pull her hair. She likes that."

:gooposting:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

Whoa, where is that?

I meant specifically. Like an address.

60 Livingston Ave, St Paul, MN

How's the fishing in Pig's Eye Lake?

Species Present:

Walleye: above normal abundance, above average size including some trophy fish.

Sauger: above normal abundance, above average size including some trophy fish.

Smallmouth Bass: average abundance, a variety of sizes.

Largemouth Bass: below average abundance, average size.

White Bass: average abundance, average size.

Bluegill: lower than average abundance, average size.

Crappie: lower than average abundance, average size with some larger individuals present.

Northern Pike: lower than average abundance, average size but larger fish present in some areas.

Catfish: above average abundance, all sizes present including some real whoppers.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also this.

 

[Disco Stu]

How's the fishing in Pig's Eye Lake?

We used to drink Pig's Eye Pilsner. It wasn't very good, but we liked the can.

 

[McJose]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

Whoa, where is that?

I meant specifically. Like an address.

60 Livingston Ave, St Paul, MN

How's the fishing in Pig's Eye Lake?

Species Present:

Walleye: above normal abundance, above average size including some trophy fish.

Sauger: above normal abundance, above average size including some trophy fish.

Smallmouth Bass: average abundance, a variety of sizes.

Largemouth Bass: below average abundance, average size.

White Bass: average abundance, average size.

Bluegill: lower than average abundance, average size.

Crappie: lower than average abundance, average size with some larger individuals present.

Northern Pike: lower than average abundance, average size but larger fish present in some areas.

Catfish: above average abundance, all sizes present including some real whoppers.

Which would you recommend: Backstreet Grill or Aroma Pizza?

 

[Disco Stu]

:slowposting:

 

[-fish-]

anyone got a good spotify playlist to listen to?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

Whoa, where is that?

I meant specifically. Like an address.

60 Livingston Ave, St Paul, MN

How's the fishing in Pig's Eye Lake?

Species Present:

Walleye: above normal abundance, above average size including some trophy fish.

Sauger: above normal abundance, above average size including some trophy fish.

Smallmouth Bass: average abundance, a variety of sizes.

Largemouth Bass: below average abundance, average size.

White Bass: average abundance, average size.

Bluegill: lower than average abundance, average size.

Crappie: lower than average abundance, average size with some larger individuals present.

Northern Pike: lower than average abundance, average size but larger fish present in some areas.

Catfish: above average abundance, all sizes present including some real whoppers.

Which would you recommend: Backstreet Grill or Aroma Pizza?

I've never been to Aroma Pizza, but Backstreet Grill isn't anything special. Let's go Aroma.

 

[McJose]

I went to elementary school with the Park kids. Alice and Douglas.

 

[Bogart]

I need to stay out of other threads. I'm too old for ifights at this point.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

91% to reaching 1000 pages in this thread. What should we do to celebrate when we get there?

 

[urbanhack]

anyone got a good spotify playlist to listen to?

yes

 

[McJose]

91% to reaching 1000 pages in this thread. What should we do to celebrate when we get there?

You guys need to install a feature where I can delete multiple posts at a time.

 

[Frostillicus]

TREDizzle - I will be at DeMori's (and the "D" Club Lounge) at 5:30. And if I leave after 1 beer don't worry, it's not you, I just have an appointment of some sort.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TREDizzle - I will be at DeMori's (and the "D" Club Lounge) at 5:30. And if I leave after 1 beer don't worry, it's not you, I just have an appointment of some sort.

BOOM

 

[shuke]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

I'm going to need some context here.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

91% to reaching 1000 pages in this thread. What should we do to celebrate when we get there?

delete a bunch of posts?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This thread is slooooow today. Somebody go cheat on their wife or something.

I can share this pic of a chick hula hooping on the roof of the parking ramp at work if that helps.

I'm going to need some context here.

I got back from lunch and that was going on. Right on the roof. No clue.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

91% to reaching 1000 pages in this thread. What should we do to celebrate when we get there?

delete a bunch of posts?

The shark move would be to get here at like 4am and post your way to 1000 while the world sleeps.

 

[dharmapunk]

you only get hangovers if you stop drinking.

This is some serious next level posting right here.

 

[Frostillicus]

Gotta say, I find MOP fascinating. The last page of his week 4 RB thread is just......I have no words.

My link

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

anything funny in here the last week? Any nipple-tweak photos?

 

[Tiger Fan]

See, because we did IVF....

Can't wait to use this one at home

 

[dharmapunk]

Gotta say, I find MOP fascinating. The last page of his week 4 RB thread is just......I have no words.

My link

*HALL MONITOR ALERT*

First of all, why would you want to come in here and name call? That's against the board policies.

MOP is the guy we held above a toilet and flushed in high school.

 

[urbanhack]

Gotta say, I find MOP fascinating.

Not sure fascinating is the word I would use.

 

[Bogart]

I know this has been asked, but Walton Goggins.....total shtick?

No one can be THAT dense, right?

 

[McJose]

I know this has been asked, but Walton Goggins.....total shtick?No one can be THAT dense, right?

If he's not it is some really dedicated shtick.

 

[shuke]

Gotta say, I find MOP fascinating. The last page of his week 4 RB thread is just......I have no words.

My link

Just wait until you see the effort he put into his week 5 thread. Unreal.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Gotta say, I find MOP fascinating. The last page of his week 4 RB thread is just......I have no words.

My link

Just wait until you see the effort he put into his week 5 thread. Unreal.

I wonder how much we'd have to pay him to get him to stop.

 

[Limp Ditka]

91% to reaching 1000 pages in this thread. What should we do to celebrate when we get there?

Return all of the posts that have been deleted and instantly get to about 112% of 1000 pages.

 

[JbizzleMan]

This stupid vicodin pill isn't working!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This stupid vicodin pill isn't working!

Try some whisky.

 

[rickyjgo]

Sometimes I think the only purpose I have left in life is to bring a sense of magic to my son. Everything else I prefer to drown in alcohol.

Wait until you have a conversation with him like the one I posted above. You'll want to drown yourself.

You know what I love about the GMTAN community? You're pro-drunks. If I made a comment like that on FB, all my professor type friends would ask if I was ok and wonder if I've turned to the dark side. You guys shrug your shoulders, sympathize, and tell me it gets worse, keep on drinking. This is compassion. Suffering with, without pretension.I know I'm a B-list GMTAN contributor and something of a noob here, but I love you drunk mofos, I really do.

He is so right, you are all some seriously enabling mother####ers. Shame on all of us, but don't run away just yet.

 

[Guster]

Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it

 

[shuke]

This stupid vicodin pill isn't working!

What dosage?

 

[shuke]

Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it

What?

 

[Guster]

At what point in life does one transition from coming home and having a beer to unwind to having some scotch/bourbon to unwind? I feel like I'm inching closer, but not quite there.

 

[McJose]

This stupid vicodin pill isn't working!

What dosage?

I think he actually taped the pill to the affected area.