GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Bogart]

Has there ever been a Music Video Draft done here? Listening to Chuck Klosterman interview two guys about a book on MTV that they wrote made me miss the days of killing hours just watching the same 25-30 music videos over and over again.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have no hope of remaining up to date on this thread over the next 60 days. Will someone please PM me a daily update with links to the can't miss posts? TIA

Maybe we should start a "Guide to GM's Thread About Nothing" or G2MTAN.Day 231- Shuke discusses sandwichs- GM discusses the effects of having post-nuclear glow in high school.- SLB gets drunk. SLB has sex with wife. Something comic happens during one or both.- Tanner stays home, drinks alone, posts reflections.- YSR moves things in her new house.- Dharmapunk tries to be funny. Almost succeeds.

Ummmmm...that could get a little repetitive.

Quit being GM in a Speedo.

Although I DO really love Saved by the Bell.

This show was WAY after my time so add it to the long lists of shows I've never watched, anyway, this is really wrong, correct?

I have no idea what On The Border even is, although I assume it's some type of tex/mex chain restaurant.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.

a sailboat?

I use my Panamanian one for drug-running.

 

[Thorn]

I have no idea what On The Border even is, although I assume it's some type of tex/mex chain restaurant.

That is precisely what it is. If I'm not mistaken, it started in Dallas in the 80's and we used to go to the one in Highland Park every once in a while. Now that it's a chain, it isn't nearly as awesome as it was when it was a stand-alone, but you know what? I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.

Plus they have an enchilada with white sauce that looks much like I imagine you did in your human dildo outfit. I think Brian winked at me when he served it.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The GM

 

[Osaurus]

I have no idea what On The Border even is, although I assume it's some type of tex/mex chain restaurant.

It's a strip club here

maybe it's some type of chain that only has locations in cities named Portland so both Thorn and GM have access to it despite living on opposite coasts.

Used to be one in Milwaukee near the airport. The gentlemen club variety that is.

 

[Sarnoff]

I don't get the hate for Lisa Turtle.

1) She couldn't act, and 2) she took screen time away from Kelly & Jessie.

anyone ranking her lower than Screech is really not thinking clearly.

When I was 13, I didn't care when Screech was on screen. Lisa's appearance would interrupt my process, however.

 

[mr. furley]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?

all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

 

[Thorn]

I don't get the hate for Lisa Turtle.

1) She couldn't act, and 2) she took screen time away from Kelly & Jessie.

Lol at implying anyone on the show could act. Id take Lisa second over remini. Kelly got a little thick as time went on.

 

[Disco Stu]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

I don't. Mostly because it stopped being funny in high school.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

all your friends cracking jokes at your expense?

 

[mr. furley]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

all your friends cracking jokes at your expense?

i'm sensitive, dan.

 

[mr. furley]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?

all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

I don't. Mostly because it stopped being funny in high school.

what about on the internet?. which is essentially middle school.

 

[General Malaise]

I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.

a sailboat?

Hmmmm....my MOP like spelling strikes me yet again. Schooner

 

[General Malaise]

The GM

YEAH! OUTRAGED!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The GM

Since his Speedo post yesterday, this is the mental image I have of GM now.

I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.

a sailboat?

Hmmmm....my MOP like spelling strikes me yet again. Schooner

I would think the chips would get soggy.

 

[Disco Stu]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?

all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

I don't. Mostly because it stopped being funny in high school.

what about on the internet?. which is essentially middle school.

Should be fine.

 

[mr. furley]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?

all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

I don't. Mostly because it stopped being funny in high school.

what about here?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I have no idea what On The Border even is, although I assume it's some type of tex/mex chain restaurant.

It's a strip club here

maybe it's some type of chain that only has locations in cities named Portland so both Thorn and GM have access to it despite living on opposite coasts.

Used to be one in Milwaukee near the airport. The gentlemen club variety that is.

That's Airport LoungeOn the Border is down at the end of 27th street before it runs into 94

 

[General Malaise]

I don't get the hate for Lisa Turtle.

1) She couldn't act, and 2) she took screen time away from Kelly & Jessie.

Lol at implying anyone on the show could act. Id take Lisa second over remini. Kelly got a little thick as time went on.

ooooofKinda moley

Where it's at

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Yeah, I used Saved By The Bell.

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah, I used Saved By The Bell.

You've used Nightline.

 

[General Malaise]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?

all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

I don't. Mostly because it stopped being funny in high school.

what about here?

I always like opening older threads and seeing what I wrote because my memory has been compromised and I can't recall all the threads I vomit up words in. That poor dude...man.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yeah, alright.

 

[mr. furley]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?

all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

I don't. Mostly because it stopped being funny in high school.

what about here?

That poor dude...man.

 

[Tribulation]

I have no idea what On The Border even is, although I assume it's some type of tex/mex chain restaurant.

That is precisely what it is. If I'm not mistaken, it started in Dallas in the 80's and we used to go to the one in Highland Park every once in a while. Now that it's a chain, it isn't nearly as awesome as it was when it was a stand-alone, but you know what? I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.

I'd like to grab cocktails with you sometime in the Vancouver Red Lion, GB.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.

a sailboat?

Hmmmm....my MOP like spelling strikes me yet again. Schooner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoonerhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scooner

never heard the term used for a beer.

 

[Tribulation]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?

all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

I don't. Mostly because it stopped being funny in high school.

what about here?

That poor dude...man.

 

[Dungeon Master]

If people are going to start bad-mouthing Tiffani-Amber Thiessen in here I'm going to start breaking ####.

 

[General Malaise]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?

all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

I don't. Mostly because it stopped being funny in high school.

what about here?

That poor dude...man.

Are you the guy? As to your question, I don't really use that sort of rhetoric with my friends because I don't think it's appropriate to comment on the relationships my friends have with their spouses/SO. That doesn't mean I won't talk about their ball-breaking ladies behind their backs; especially to my wife whom I think is one of the more laid back, lenient wives on the planet. I'm hoping that by pointing out some of the ball-busting my buddies have to endure, I'll be able to escape it, but we don't have kids of our own yet, so I might just be fooling myself.

I do have one friends whose wife makes him blow in a breathalyzer when he comes home if he's been drinking. She also took his laptop into her office to have the IT guys scan it for porn. That's over the top and I have serious concerns about him marrying this woman (they are both 'anti marraige', but do live together and he has a 5 year old son) but I don't mock his situation openly in front of him. What good will that do? It'll just ruin our friendship. And he truly loves her and rationalizes her behavior to a point he can deal with. It's not my life.

 

[General Malaise]

I have no idea what On The Border even is, although I assume it's some type of tex/mex chain restaurant.

That is precisely what it is. If I'm not mistaken, it started in Dallas in the 80's and we used to go to the one in Highland Park every once in a while. Now that it's a chain, it isn't nearly as awesome as it was when it was a stand-alone, but you know what? I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.

I'd like to grab cocktails with you sometime in the Vancouver Red Lion, GB.

IN!

 

[Dungeon Master]

Hey STLBOB - your picks pool doesn't pay for second place in a given week, does it? Stupid vikings.

 

[General Malaise]

I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.

a sailboat?

Hmmmm....my MOP like spelling strikes me yet again. Schooner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoonerhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scooner

never heard the term used for a beer.

Hmmmm....commonly used in Texas. Or at least it was when I was boozing up in the 80s/90s down there.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.

a sailboat?

Hmmmm....my MOP like spelling strikes me yet again. Schooner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoonerhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scooner

never heard the term used for a beer.

Dude, really?

 

[General Malaise]

If people are going to start bad-mouthing Tiffani-Amber Thiessen in here I'm going to start breaking ####.

Pretty sure she ate Brenda on 90210.

 

[Dungeon Master]

If people are going to start bad-mouthing Tiffani-Amber Thiessen in here I'm going to start breaking ####.

Pretty sure she ate Brenda on 90210.

Ok Otis.

 

[Disco Stu]

I do have one friends whose wife makes him blow in a breathalyzer when he comes home if he's been drinking. She also took his laptop into her office to have the IT guys scan it for porn.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I do have one friends whose wife makes him blow in a breathalyzer when he comes home if he's been drinking. She also took his laptop into her office to have the IT guys scan it for porn.

ZOMG that's awful

 

[General Malaise]

If people are going to start bad-mouthing Tiffani-Amber Thiessen in here I'm going to start breaking ####.

Pretty sure she ate Brenda on 90210.

Ok Otis.

It's okay if the world doesn't see everything your way, Frosty, I promise. I learned that long ago. She has a chunky, moley face that doesn't do anything for me. I'm more of an Elizabeth Berkley guy. Stu likes Lisa. Bogart likes the wife of the fat UPS driver from King and Queens. Tanner likes Mr. Belding. We all have different tastes. Relax, homes.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Dude, really?

do I stutter?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

If people are going to start bad-mouthing Tiffani-Amber Thiessen in here I'm going to start breaking ####.

Pretty sure she ate Brenda on 90210.

I'd like to see that

 

[General Malaise]

I do have one friends whose wife makes him blow in a breathalyzer when he comes home if he's been drinking. She also took his laptop into her office to have the IT guys scan it for porn.

ZOMG that's awful

Pretty sure I told the story here before, but it was a pretty nasty deal. She was out of town on business and he surfed some porn on his laptop. Before she got home, he wiped his internet history clean. She saw that, grew suspicious and took the laptop into her IT guys to scan it. There they not only found traces of porn, but evidence of Adult Friend Finder, which, as any of you pro surfers can attest, often pops up automatically as an advert when you cruise around the free pron sites.She wasn't familiar with Adult Friend Finder, so the IT guys told her what it was. She made the automatic leap that he was using it to cheat on her. She left their house, told him it was over and he had to beg her to get her back. It's every bit as awful as you think it is and despite my warnings that this sort of mistrust would only get worse over time, it's been a year and they are still together.I don't like her. My wife doesn't like her. But he's my friend and I don't think mocking him or his relationship would be very productive to our friendship. He'd choose her over me and then I'd just be out a friend.

 

[cosjobs]

I have no idea what On The Border even is, although I assume it's some type of tex/mex chain restaurant.

That is precisely what it is. If I'm not mistaken, it started in Dallas in the 80's and we used to go to the one in Highland Park every once in a while. Now that it's a chain, it isn't nearly as awesome as it was when it was a stand-alone, but you know what? I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.

The one on Knox? Was one of my wife's favorite places. I thought there were many better mex joints, but never objected to it.

 

[Bogart]

If people are going to start bad-mouthing Tiffani-Amber Thiessen in here I'm going to start breaking ####.

Pretty sure she ate Brenda on 90210.

I'd like to see that

 

[Tecumseh]

I enjoy watching Shia LeBouef get his face pummeled. That's what he gets for (allegedly) sullying Megan Fox.

Edit: And for having such a wussy name.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dude, really?

do I stutter?

Maybe

 

[cosjobs]

I'm headed to Yuma and Portland (Oregon) in November.Anyone have recommendations?

cancel Yuma and double up on portland. Stay the weekend in Portland and head over to the coast.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't get the hate for Lisa Turtle.

1) She couldn't act, and 2) she took screen time away from Kelly & Jessie.

anyone ranking her lower than Screech is really not thinking clearly.

If we're having a worst character on TV draft, he's got to be a first rounder, right? Urkel, Screech, Horseshack, Elmo and Jackee have to round out the top 5, IMO.

 

[mr. furley]

GMTAN> do you crack wife/gf jokes about your guy friends being whipped/chained down? tell them that the chains won't be coming off after marriage?

all in good fun? or out of some sense of malice towards women?

I don't. Mostly because it stopped being funny in high school.

what about here?

That poor dude...man.

Are you the guy?

not me. i always thought it was rover

 

[General Malaise]

I enjoy watching Shia LeBouef get his face pummeled. That's what he gets for (allegedly) sullying Megan Fox.Edit: And for having such a wussy name.

I watched some of the new Wall Street a few weeks ago and had to turn it off. I don't understand how he draws a paycheck. Terrible.