GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Ever been to Tachi Palace? I've been tempted to drive up there but never pulled the trigger.

You go up there to get some power converters?

:applause:

 

[Joe T]

lol @ rude's summary. Promised we'd only stay out til 12 last night. Got home at 1:45. Have to go to a school play this morning and then drive to Seattle for a client meeting. Daytime fish hates nighttime fish. He's a selfish ### that does nothing but drink, spend my money and hang out with women of questionable morals, and then leaves me sleep-deprived and hungover.She does not look like Krista.

This was another night out with the stalker chick?

While the description is probably fitting, you f'n broke my irony meter, rose.

GB Pickles

 

[krista4]

at the other Krista videos, the Different World stuff, SLB's and Frosty's wives, etc. I can assure you that that video is the only one of me on the internet. I think.

I'll post an explanation in a little bit.

"I was young and I needed the money"

I dated a guy named Worth (yeah) in high school for about a year. He was a class younger, and I eventually broke up with him and didn't really keep up with him after graduation.

Fast-forward to the late 90s. and I've been in Chicago for a few years and see an article in the Chicago Tribune about a band called The Moviegoers. The article contained a picture of the band and quotes from a guy with the same name. Looked a lot like him, and since both his first and last names were rather unusual, I figured it's him. I gave him a call and sure enough, he'd moved to Chicago around the same time I had.

We became good friends again and he is responsible for my meeting the people who became most of my closest Chicago friends (and, indirectly, meeting Mr. krista). But only a couple of months after we first met up again he invited me to a video shoot that his band was doing, where a bunch of people I'd begun to get to know but liked very much would also be.

The video shoot was long as they encouraged each person to get up a do a dance or whatever to be filmed as the band repeated the song over and over and over. I avoided doing this for as long as possible, until I was the last one who hadn't done it and basically succumbed to peer pressure as someone shoved sunglasses and a hat on me. I'm sure the actual dancing is for a much longer time, but that was a clip that Worth sent me several months ago. As you can see I was talking to someone trying to get out of it.

The full rough-cut video is

, re-enacting when Worth actually died during band practice.

 

[Joe T]

lolz

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at the other Krista videos, the Different World stuff, SLB's and Frosty's wives, etc. I can assure you that that video is the only one of me on the internet. I think.

I'll post an explanation in a little bit.

"I was young and I needed the money"

I dated a guy named Worth (yeah) in high school for about a year.

I wish my name was Worth. That way if a girl ever tried to break up with me I could tell her "Without me you're going to Worth-less!"

 

[Gadzooks]

Since Elizabeth Berkley is kinda tall and I'm kinda short, I'm guessing our love-making would resemble Rebecca Lobo boxing out Bobby Hurley.

My link

:boner:

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

at the other Krista videos, the Different World stuff, SLB's and Frosty's wives, etc. I can assure you that that video is the only one of me on the internet. I think.

I'll post an explanation in a little bit.

"I was young and I needed the money"

I dated a guy named Worth (yeah) in high school for about a year.

I wish my name was Worth. That way if a girl ever tried to break up with me I could tell her "Without me you're going to Worth-less!"

Not sure which was worse - the video or what Tanner's lame-### just said

 

[Limp Ditka]

at the other Krista videos, the Different World stuff, SLB's and Frosty's wives, etc. I can assure you that that video is the only one of me on the internet. I think.

I'll post an explanation in a little bit.

"I was young and I needed the money"

I dated a guy named Worth (yeah) in high school for about a year.

I wish my name was Worth. That way if a girl ever tried to break up with me I could tell her "Without me you're going to Worth-less!"

My link

 

[Gadzooks]

at the other Krista videos, the Different World stuff, SLB's and Frosty's wives, etc. I can assure you that that video is the only one of me on the internet. I think.

I'll post an explanation in a little bit.

"I was young and I needed the money"

I dated a guy named Worth (yeah) in high school for about a year.

I wish my name was Worth. That way if a girl ever tried to break up with me I could tell her "Without me you're going to Worth-less!"

I'll take "probable FaceBook status updates by Dodds or Tanner" for $100 Alex.

 

[Keys Myaths]

at the other Krista videos, the Different World stuff, SLB's and Frosty's wives, etc. I can assure you that that video is the only one of me on the internet. I think.

I'll post an explanation in a little bit.

"I was young and I needed the money"

I dated a guy named Worth (yeah) in high school for about a year.

I wish my name was Worth. That way if a girl ever tried to break up with me I could tell her "Without me you're going to Worth-less!"

I'll take "probable FaceBook status updates by Dodds or Tanner" for $100 Alex.

:like:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at the other Krista videos, the Different World stuff, SLB's and Frosty's wives, etc. I can assure you that that video is the only one of me on the internet. I think.

I'll post an explanation in a little bit.

"I was young and I needed the money"

I dated a guy named Worth (yeah) in high school for about a year.

I wish my name was Worth. That way if a girl ever tried to break up with me I could tell her "Without me you're going to Worth-less!"

Not sure which was worse - the video or what Tanner's lame-### just said

You're not worth the trouble.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at the other Krista videos, the Different World stuff, SLB's and Frosty's wives, etc. I can assure you that that video is the only one of me on the internet. I think.

I'll post an explanation in a little bit.

"I was young and I needed the money"

I dated a guy named Worth (yeah) in high school for about a year.

I wish my name was Worth. That way if a girl ever tried to break up with me I could tell her "Without me you're going to Worth-less!"

I'll take "probable FaceBook status updates by Dodds or Tanner" for $100 Alex.

OH COME ON!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Dodds Facebook status updates are more brutal than ever.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

at the other Krista videos, the Different World stuff, SLB's and Frosty's wives, etc. I can assure you that that video is the only one of me on the internet. I think.

I'll post an explanation in a little bit.

"I was young and I needed the money"

I dated a guy named Worth (yeah) in high school for about a year.

I wish my name was Worth. That way if a girl ever tried to break up with me I could tell her "Without me you're going to Worth-less!"

Not sure which was worse - the video or what Tanner's lame-### just said

You're not worth the trouble.

 

[General Malaise]

Know what Internet is best invention ever? Somebody just sent me a digital copy of a Swedish Hustler magazine. Do that, rocket ship.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Know what Internet is best invention ever? Somebody just sent me a digital copy of a Swedish Hustler magazine. Do that, rocket ship.

Posted at the Golfsino? If not, why not?

 

[General Malaise]

Know what Internet is best invention ever? Somebody just sent me a digital copy of a Swedish Hustler magazine. Do that, rocket ship.

Posted at the Golfsino? If not, why not?

Doesn't our Swedish overloard also own Golfsino?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Know what Internet is best invention ever? Somebody just sent me a digital copy of a Swedish Hustler magazine. Do that, rocket ship.

Posted at the Golfsino? If not, why not?

Doesn't our Swedish overloard also own Golfsino?

Hence my question.

 

[-fish-]

beers with my boss at lunch. totally unexpected, but now I feel so much better.

 

[Sarnoff]

Know what Internet is best invention ever? Somebody just sent me a digital copy of a Swedish Hustler magazine. Do that, rocket ship.

Not too long ago I found a website that frequently reposts PDFs of various international editions of all the rags... Brazilian CLUB, Russian Penthouse, Dutch Hustler, or whatever. When I get home I'll have to see if I still have the link.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Know what Internet is best invention ever? Somebody just sent me a digital copy of a Swedish Hustler magazine. Do that, rocket ship.

Not too long ago I found a website that frequently reposts PDFs of various international editions of all the rags... Brazilian CLUB, Russian Penthouse, Dutch Hustler, or whatever. When I get home I'll have to see if I still have the link.

Color Climax?

 

[Bogart]

I listen to Pandora pretty much 8-10 hours a day at work. My stations vary, but today I was listening to Nightwish Radio and they busted out "We Three Kings" and "Carol Of The Bells" within an hour span.

I guess the Holiday switch has been pulled at Pandora.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

JFC

We're doing this activity in class today about the Bill of Rights. Basically there is a list of fictitious situations where a civil rights violation has occured.

EX: "A woman is arrested for slapping another woman at a soccer game. The judge sets her bail for $500,000" or "A man wants to buy a deer rifle but the store clerk tells him he can't sell it to him because he belongs to a certain political party according to a government database".

You get the picture.

The first one on the list is "The government has declared that all Jewish people must attend a Christian church on Sunday or pay a $500 fine."

This one girl reads it and says "OH MY GOD! DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN!?! WHEN!?!"

 

[Bogart]

JFC

We're doing this activity in class today about the Bill of Rights. Basically there is a list of fictitious situations where a civil rights violation has occured.

EX: "A woman is arrested for slapping another woman at a soccer game. The judge sets her bail for $500,000" or "A man wants to buy a deer rifle but the store clerk tells him he can't sell it to him because he belongs to a certain political party according to a government database".

You get the picture.

The first one on the list is "The government has declared that all Jewish people must attend a Christian church on Sunday or pay a $500 fine."

This one girl reads it and says "OH MY GOD! DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN!?! WHEN!?!"

The children, they are our future.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

JFC

We're doing this activity in class today about the Bill of Rights. Basically there is a list of fictitious situations where a civil rights violation has occured.

EX: "A woman is arrested for slapping another woman at a soccer game. The judge sets her bail for $500,000" or "A man wants to buy a deer rifle but the store clerk tells him he can't sell it to him because he belongs to a certain political party according to a government database".

You get the picture.

The first one on the list is "The government has declared that all Jewish people must attend a Christian church on Sunday or pay a $500 fine."

This one girl reads it and says "OH MY GOD! DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN!?! WHEN!?!"

The children, they are our future.

One possible future... from your point of view. I don't know tech stuff.

 

[Disco Stu]

JFC

We're doing this activity in class today about the Bill of Rights. Basically there is a list of fictitious situations where a civil rights violation has occured.

EX: "A woman is arrested for slapping another woman at a soccer game. The judge sets her bail for $500,000" or "A man wants to buy a deer rifle but the store clerk tells him he can't sell it to him because he belongs to a certain political party according to a government database".

You get the picture.

The first one on the list is "The government has declared that all Jewish people must attend a Christian church on Sunday or pay a $500 fine."

This one girl reads it and says "OH MY GOD! DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN!?! WHEN!?!"

"Four weeks ago. You owe me $2000 Tzeitel."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

JFC

We're doing this activity in class today about the Bill of Rights. Basically there is a list of fictitious situations where a civil rights violation has occured.

EX: "A woman is arrested for slapping another woman at a soccer game. The judge sets her bail for $500,000" or "A man wants to buy a deer rifle but the store clerk tells him he can't sell it to him because he belongs to a certain political party according to a government database".

You get the picture.

The first one on the list is "The government has declared that all Jewish people must attend a Christian church on Sunday or pay a $500 fine."

This one girl reads it and says "OH MY GOD! DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN!?! WHEN!?!"

"Four weeks ago. You owe me $2000 Tzeitel."

I'm 99% sure I don't have any Jewish students

 

[krista4]

beers with my boss at lunch. totally unexpected, but now I feel so much better.

I forgot to mention, I don't think your stalker looks anything like me either. She's very cute, though.

 

[Sarnoff]

We're doing this activity in class today about the Bill of Rights. Basically there is a list of fictitious situations where a civil rights violation has occured.

Just read this yesterday, one of, if not the only, non-fictitious violation of the 3rd Amendment: nerd lawyer stuff link.

 

[mr. furley]

Also, fellas, I'm not getting divorced. In-laws have come by to help unpack two out of the last three nights, but I've successfully opted out of going to dinner both nights - with Mr. YSR completely backing me (although he went to dinner with them both nights).

On another note, they don't sell wine in the supermarkets here. This confuses me and I'm not quite sure what to do with it.

That actually does sound an awful lot like Divorce. [/furley]

mr ysr's mother"your wife too good to come out to dinner with us or something? "

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We're doing this activity in class today about the Bill of Rights. Basically there is a list of fictitious situations where a civil rights violation has occured.

Just read this yesterday, one of, if not the only, non-fictitious violation of the 3rd Amendment: nerd lawyer stuff link.

I guess I need to stop telling my students "don't worry about the 3rd Amendment...that quartering stuff hasn't happened in like 230 years."

 

[mr. furley]

As usual, I am just popping in to pad my post count. 25 days until I roll out of here, not that I am counting or anything. I have been sleeping like crap lately and even thinking about posting is a mental challenge. I have been here over a year and my internal clock still flips every chance that I give it the opportunity. At least the hijinks here remain top-notch, always something good to read between naps.I don’t think I have mentioned anything about it previously, but my decision to retire from the military in 2013 has wreaked havoc on me being able to lock down my next assignment. It looks like this might finally be resolved. The winner??? Lemoore, CA. I have never been to Bakersfield, but I imagine that Tanner rules over a paradise comparatively.

SWEET! FBG Gator lives a lot closer to Lemoore than I do. And FTR Bakersfield is 10-12 times larger than Lemoore.

and yet... still no gator/tanner cornhole

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

As usual, I am just popping in to pad my post count. 25 days until I roll out of here, not that I am counting or anything. I have been sleeping like crap lately and even thinking about posting is a mental challenge. I have been here over a year and my internal clock still flips every chance that I give it the opportunity. At least the hijinks here remain top-notch, always something good to read between naps.I don’t think I have mentioned anything about it previously, but my decision to retire from the military in 2013 has wreaked havoc on me being able to lock down my next assignment. It looks like this might finally be resolved. The winner??? Lemoore, CA. I have never been to Bakersfield, but I imagine that Tanner rules over a paradise comparatively.

SWEET! FBG Gator lives a lot closer to Lemoore than I do. And FTR Bakersfield is 10-12 times larger than Lemoore.

and yet... still no gator/tanner cornhole

Does two guys equal a cornhole?

 

[mr. furley]

As usual, I am just popping in to pad my post count. 25 days until I roll out of here, not that I am counting or anything. I have been sleeping like crap lately and even thinking about posting is a mental challenge. I have been here over a year and my internal clock still flips every chance that I give it the opportunity. At least the hijinks here remain top-notch, always something good to read between naps.I don’t think I have mentioned anything about it previously, but my decision to retire from the military in 2013 has wreaked havoc on me being able to lock down my next assignment. It looks like this might finally be resolved. The winner??? Lemoore, CA. I have never been to Bakersfield, but I imagine that Tanner rules over a paradise comparatively.

SWEET! FBG Gator lives a lot closer to Lemoore than I do. And FTR Bakersfield is 10-12 times larger than Lemoore.

and yet... still no gator/tanner cornhole

Does two guys equal a cornhole?

gator travels with Kid Sensation, the teenage lady killa

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

As usual, I am just popping in to pad my post count. 25 days until I roll out of here, not that I am counting or anything. I have been sleeping like crap lately and even thinking about posting is a mental challenge. I have been here over a year and my internal clock still flips every chance that I give it the opportunity. At least the hijinks here remain top-notch, always something good to read between naps.I don’t think I have mentioned anything about it previously, but my decision to retire from the military in 2013 has wreaked havoc on me being able to lock down my next assignment. It looks like this might finally be resolved. The winner??? Lemoore, CA. I have never been to Bakersfield, but I imagine that Tanner rules over a paradise comparatively.

SWEET! FBG Gator lives a lot closer to Lemoore than I do. And FTR Bakersfield is 10-12 times larger than Lemoore.

and yet... still no gator/tanner cornhole

Does two guys equal a cornhole?

gator travels with Kid Sensation, the teenage lady killa

You lost me there, Marcus.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

The full rough-cut video is

Oh how wonderfully 90s.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The full rough-cut video is

combined with Too Much Joy.

 

[mr. furley]

Does two guys equal a cornhole?

gator travels with Kid Sensation, the teenage lady killa

You lost me there, Marcus.

when did i realize maybe this thread wasn't for me anymore? when Tanner missed a Sir Mix a Lot fastball belt high.

 

[dharmapunk]

The full rough-cut video is

I love how the blond guitar player wants to be in Megadeath, but settled for that. I'm guessing this is why he has almost no screen time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Does two guys equal a cornhole?

gator travels with Kid Sensation, the teenage lady killa

You lost me there, Marcus.

when did i realize maybe this thread wasn't for me anymore? when Tanner missed a Sir Mix a Lot fastball belt high.

No, I know who Kid Sensation is/was. But it isn't exactly a selling point.

 

[mr. furley]

Does two guys equal a cornhole?

gator travels with Kid Sensation, the teenage lady killa

You lost me there, Marcus.

when did i realize maybe this thread wasn't for me anymore? when Tanner missed a Sir Mix a Lot fastball belt high.

No, I know who Kid Sensation is/was. But it isn't exactly a selling point.

it's not funny for #### sake but at least acknowledge me, damn't.maybe i should just stick to hectoring pickles from now on

 

[cosjobs]

JFC

We're doing this activity in class today about the Bill of Rights. Basically there is a list of fictitious situations where a civil rights violation has occured.

EX: "A woman is arrested for slapping another woman at a soccer game. The judge sets her bail for $500,000" or "A man wants to buy a deer rifle but the store clerk tells him he can't sell it to him because he belongs to a certain political party according to a government database".

You get the picture.

The first one on the list is "The government has declared that all Jewish people must attend a Christian church on Sunday or pay a $500 fine."

This one girl reads it and says "OH MY GOD! DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN!?! WHEN!?!"

At least she seems opposed to the concept

 

[Mr. Pickles]

JFC

We're doing this activity in class today about the Bill of Rights. Basically there is a list of fictitious situations where a civil rights violation has occured.

EX: "A woman is arrested for slapping another woman at a soccer game. The judge sets her bail for $500,000" or "A man wants to buy a deer rifle but the store clerk tells him he can't sell it to him because he belongs to a certain political party according to a government database".

You get the picture.

The first one on the list is "The government has declared that all Jewish people must attend a Christian church on Sunday or pay a $500 fine."

This one girl reads it and says "OH MY GOD! DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN!?! WHEN!?!"

You sure that wasn't the response from a Facebook post?

 

[YSR]

Also, fellas, I'm not getting divorced. In-laws have come by to help unpack two out of the last three nights, but I've successfully opted out of going to dinner both nights - with Mr. YSR completely backing me (although he went to dinner with them both nights).

On another note, they don't sell wine in the supermarkets here. This confuses me and I'm not quite sure what to do with it.

That actually does sound an awful lot like Divorce. [/furley]

mr ysr's mother"your wife too good to come out to dinner with us or something? "

 

[krista4]

The full rough-cut video is

Obligatory warning: he is NOT a singer or a musician at all.Fun fact: the show that the link is from is the one at which I met the first Mr. krista, who also performed at the show and on the album. (With apologies to the new and improved Mr. krista 2.)

 

[dharmapunk]

The full rough-cut video is

Good lord. I couldn't get past 1:00, which is roughly 3 seconds of his singing.And WOW did I miss the mark on that one. Maybe he was overcompensating for something when he pretended to play guitar? Like heterosexuality?

ETA: don't get me wrong, I'm sure he's a great guy and all, but damn.

 

[Thorn]

Zooks> I forgive you. For one, I didn't realize you were an hour out of Boston, and for two I was cranky about some other stuff that had nothing to do with your gutless turd behavior, to wit:

[*]1. Refs at the Bruins game. I'm not anywhere near the hockey nerd Fake Mod is, but I've been to probably 200 minor and NHL games. I've never seen a leaving the crease call that wasn't offset after one goalie starts to get into it with a skater. You hit them both with the same minor penalty, every time. Tuuka did what goalies are supposed to do when the other goalie looks like he is going to enter the fray - get your ### down there and make sure it's 6 on 6.

[*]a. Third period, Lucic was engaged with a Hurricane near the bench and another Hurricane comes along and starts a fight with Lucic. That's either a 3rd man in or an instigator. Not only were neither called, they gave us two - TWO! - extra penalties.

[*]b. From then on, anytime a Bruin played something resembling a contact sport, we got a penalty or three.

[*]III. Married dood's fascination with strip clubs. Maybe it's just the married guys I know, but any time there is any chance of hitting up a strip club without their wives finding out, they HAVE to go, and when we get there, they have to act like 14 year old. HOLY COW THERE ARE NAKED CHICKS HERE! LOOK -- BOOBIES! Once they found out we didn't have to get to Boston at any particular time, it was off to Salsbury Beach. Seriously scares me more than anything else about marriage. What the hell happens to you?

[*]iii. Salsbury Beach for Christ's sake??? Couldn't we get into Boston proper where there might actually be some talent? We're talking about a cheesy New England beach town on a Tuesday afternoon in the off-season. These girls were negative infinity on the offdee scale. Of the six strippers I saw, and I swear to all that is holy and unholy I am not making this up, two were missing an eye tooth, one had a complexion like she played goalie for a dart team, one had a scar from the middle of her chest to her navel, and one looked like she ate Kelly Kapowski post-91210.

[*]x. It's a bottomless place. Call me a gee-aye-why queer, but one thing I don't enjoy is getting extreme closeups of ######s and anuses from these MIWLFs.

[*]11:47 p.m. We're going to give fake names and fake jobs and lie about our ages and tell them it's my birthday so we'll have a super excellent AWESOME FUN TIME!!!JUANITA!!! I so don't get this. We all have pretty good jobs and just showed up in a limo with twenties. We don't need to trick anyone here. These girls aren't going to run into your wives at a little league game. It's safe. And it's the same price for a lap dance every ### #### day of the year. Christ.

[*]16. It's a work event so I have to pretend like it really is a super fun terrific hour. Except it's all night.

[*]1:24 a.m. On the way home we're stopping at a late night roast beef place that shares a parking lot with a liquor store? Really? Also, there is a lady place joke there and I can't find it.[*]1. Everyone passes out for the last hour home. I take a video of it but it comes out as just blackness with a couple weird limo lights. I send it to Krista and label it "art."

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The full rough-cut video is

Nice. You must know Jan Terri.

 

[Thorn]

Know what Internet is best invention ever? Somebody just sent me a digital copy of a Swedish Hustler magazine. Do that, rocket ship.

Posted at the Golfsino? If not, why not?

Doesn't our Swedish overloard also own Golfsino?

Hence my question.

What the hell does any of that mean?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

[*]1.

[*]a

[*]b.

[*]III.

[*]iii.

[*]x.

[*]11:47 p.m.

[*]16.

[*]1:24 a.m.

[*]1.