GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Don't know where else to talk about this, so here it goes GMTAN -In one of my classes, my students' first papers are memoirs. I just read one from a black girl. She's by turns incredibly focused, talkative, and intelligent...then sleeps through the next class or inexplicably gets up and leaves halfway through.I just read her memoir and I can't decide if it's BS or not.She claims to have gotten pregnant at 17 with twins. The father was a good guy who had a full ride to NYU. One night they end up at some old high school friend's house and the end result is he gets killed, she stabs one person to death, shoots another twice in the head then empties the clip into his body, then she throws a knife at the last person, hits him, and watches as he falls down a staircase to die as well. So she killed three people and watched her BF get murdered. Then, to top it all off, she has a stress miscarriage and loses the twins. How the hell do you grade something like that?

A+++++++++++++++ and then excuse her from doing any other assignments for the rest of the term.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

what speaks french, has 2 thumbs and loves a good bj. I just know he'll #### up the punchline though... "That would be ME"

This joke only needs slight modification to be fourth grade approved."What speaks French, has 2 thumbs and loves a good PBJ?"

**This guy**

:mikefistpump:

"And I don't mix the Peanut Butter and Jelly in a bowl"

:throwsdownmike:

:kissesfingersthrowsuppeacesign:

"PEACE. OUT."

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[dharmapunk]

Don't know where else to talk about this, so here it goes GMTAN -In one of my classes, my students' first papers are memoirs. I just read one from a black girl. She's by turns incredibly focused, talkative, and intelligent...then sleeps through the next class or inexplicably gets up and leaves halfway through.I just read her memoir and I can't decide if it's BS or not.She claims to have gotten pregnant at 17 with twins. The father was a good guy who had a full ride to NYU. One night they end up at some old high school friend's house and the end result is he gets killed, she stabs one person to death, shoots another twice in the head then empties the clip into his body, then she throws a knife at the last person, hits him, and watches as he falls down a staircase to die as well. So she killed three people and watched her BF get murdered. Then, to top it all off, she has a stress miscarriage and loses the twins. How the hell do you grade something like that?

A+++++++++++++++ and then excuse her from doing any other assignments for the rest of the term.

That's what my gut is telling me. She is a smart girl and the thing is decently written. If it's all bull, then I admire the effort. If it's all real, I admire the honesty and feel so effing bad I couldn't give anything less than an A.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

what speaks french, has 2 thumbs and loves a good bj. I just know he'll #### up the punchline though... "That would be ME"

This joke only needs slight modification to be fourth grade approved."What speaks French, has 2 thumbs and loves a good PBJ?"

**This guy**

:mikefistpump:

"And I don't mix the Peanut Butter and Jelly in a bowl"

:throwsdownmike:

:kissesfingersthrowsuppeacesign:

"PEACE. OUT."

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

You and genedoc can start your own support group.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Don't know where else to talk about this, so here it goes GMTAN -In one of my classes, my students' first papers are memoirs. I just read one from a black girl. She's by turns incredibly focused, talkative, and intelligent...then sleeps through the next class or inexplicably gets up and leaves halfway through.I just read her memoir and I can't decide if it's BS or not.She claims to have gotten pregnant at 17 with twins. The father was a good guy who had a full ride to NYU. One night they end up at some old high school friend's house and the end result is he gets killed, she stabs one person to death, shoots another twice in the head then empties the clip into his body, then she throws a knife at the last person, hits him, and watches as he falls down a staircase to die as well. So she killed three people and watched her BF get murdered. Then, to top it all off, she has a stress miscarriage and loses the twins. How the hell do you grade something like that?

A+++++++++++++++ and then excuse her from doing any other assignments for the rest of the term.

That's what my gut is telling me. She is a smart girl and the thing is decently written. If it's all bull, then I admire the effort. If it's all real, I admire the honesty and feel so effing bad I couldn't give anything less than an A.

Plus you don't want to get yourself killed.

 

[Tribulation]

Don't know where else to talk about this, so here it goes GMTAN -In one of my classes, my students' first papers are memoirs. I just read one from a black girl. She's by turns incredibly focused, talkative, and intelligent...then sleeps through the next class or inexplicably gets up and leaves halfway through.I just read her memoir and I can't decide if it's BS or not.She claims to have gotten pregnant at 17 with twins. The father was a good guy who had a full ride to NYU. One night they end up at some old high school friend's house and the end result is he gets killed, she stabs one person to death, shoots another twice in the head then empties the clip into his body, then she throws a knife at the last person, hits him, and watches as he falls down a staircase to die as well. So she killed three people and watched her BF get murdered. Then, to top it all off, she has a stress miscarriage and loses the twins. How the hell do you grade something like that?

A+++++++++++++++ and then excuse her from doing any other assignments for the rest of the term.

That's what my gut is telling me. She is a smart girl and the thing is decently written. If it's all bull, then I admire the effort. If it's all real, I admire the honesty and feel so effing bad I couldn't give anything less than an A.

Plus you don't want to get yourself killed.

That's the joke.

 

[cosjobs]

I believe I paid about 5k for my ex's, it was appraised at about 8k and it fetched about $1800 on ebay. 1.2 carat platinum ring.

This is pretty much my situation. Mine's only 1 carat, but the other specs are superb.I'd take $1800 at this point.

Maybe the store where you bought it would give you a gift card or store credit in lieu of a refund.

 

[cosjobs]

I don't want no skeezy stripper putting her mitts on me. What's the matter with you people?

My link

 

[Bogart]

The kids and I went and picked up my wife from the airport which was awkward at best, and by the time I left the house this morning she was in full blown pissed off mode. Which was humorous in a way, what is she going to do, cut me off?

I'm kinda new around here after the end of the world didn't happen.What's the back story?

I'm getting a divorce. You can get the full story HERE.

 

[cosjobs]

I believe I paid about 5k for my ex's, it was appraised at about 8k and it fetched about $1800 on ebay. 1.2 carat platinum ring.

This is pretty much my situation. Mine's only 1 carat, but the other specs are superb.I'd take $1800 at this point.

I think it costs you about $30 or so iirc to sell with a reserve. You could take a shot or two with a higher reserve and reduce each time.

Good call. Thanks.

Also, if you tell a story about how awful your ex is (or make one up) you might get a lot more views as it makes it's way around the interwebs.In fact, maybe just have 'zooks or GM write a back-story.

Or beg the jewelry store for a refund so you can pay the funeral expenses for your murdered fiancee'.

 

[Bogart]

Good luck to you Keys..It will get better. Post updates here.Unrelated but related, howd the family chat go Bogart?

It went just like I thought it would. The 3 year old had no clue, and I didn't expect her to, but it was important that she was there. The 7 year old knew what divorce meant ("it means seperation") which I was a bit shocked by, but shouldn't be. He really didn't seemed all that concerned, he just wanted to get back to his DVD show. When I told him I would see him often (scouts, baseball, etc) and every other weekend we would go and visit Grandma and Grandpa for the whole weekend, he really liked that idea.The wife and I both stressed that we both loved him very much and that we just didn't want to be married anymore, so I was going to live somewhere else, just like other family that still loves him very much. My son really made it easy on everyone and was super cool. I know the emotions come later when reality sinks in.I could tell my wife really wanted some kind of Lifetime Movie scene where everyone breaks down and there is tons of drama, and when that didn't happen, I could tell she was disappointed. She spent the next hour outside on the phone while I watched Rangers/Cards and rocked my daughter to sleep.I move out on Friday.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I believe I paid about 5k for my ex's, it was appraised at about 8k and it fetched about $1800 on ebay. 1.2 carat platinum ring.

This is pretty much my situation. Mine's only 1 carat, but the other specs are superb.I'd take $1800 at this point.

How many hundreds of dollars does it take to screw your life over.- 18.



I'll be here all week.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I believe I paid about 5k for my ex's, it was appraised at about 8k and it fetched about $1800 on ebay. 1.2 carat platinum ring.

This is pretty much my situation. Mine's only 1 carat, but the other specs are superb.I'd take $1800 at this point.

How many hundreds of dollars does it take to screw your life over.- 18.



I'll be here all week.

 

[dharmapunk]

Don't know where else to talk about this, so here it goes GMTAN -In one of my classes, my students' first papers are memoirs. I just read one from a black girl. She's by turns incredibly focused, talkative, and intelligent...then sleeps through the next class or inexplicably gets up and leaves halfway through.I just read her memoir and I can't decide if it's BS or not.She claims to have gotten pregnant at 17 with twins. The father was a good guy who had a full ride to NYU. One night they end up at some old high school friend's house and the end result is he gets killed, she stabs one person to death, shoots another twice in the head then empties the clip into his body, then she throws a knife at the last person, hits him, and watches as he falls down a staircase to die as well. So she killed three people and watched her BF get murdered. Then, to top it all off, she has a stress miscarriage and loses the twins. How the hell do you grade something like that?

A+++++++++++++++ and then excuse her from doing any other assignments for the rest of the term.

That's what my gut is telling me. She is a smart girl and the thing is decently written. If it's all bull, then I admire the effort. If it's all real, I admire the honesty and feel so effing bad I couldn't give anything less than an A.

Plus you don't want to get yourself killed.

That's the joke.

I'll fess up and admit I totally missed the gag the first time through. This thing threw me into an irony-free zone.Also, peer review today. They have to bring their rough drafts to class. Class started 20 minutes ago and I just saw the girl in the library playing on the computer. I am ok with this. If she shows up 30 minutes late, I'm ok with that too.

 

[dharmapunk]

I believe I paid about 5k for my ex's, it was appraised at about 8k and it fetched about $1800 on ebay. 1.2 carat platinum ring.

This is pretty much my situation. Mine's only 1 carat, but the other specs are superb.I'd take $1800 at this point.

How many hundreds of dollars does it take to screw your life over.- 18.



I'll be here all week.

 

[-fish-]

Good luck to you Keys..It will get better. Post updates here.Unrelated but related, howd the family chat go Bogart?

It went just like I thought it would. The 3 year old had no clue, and I didn't expect her to, but it was important that she was there. The 7 year old knew what divorce meant ("it means seperation") which I was a bit shocked by, but shouldn't be. He really didn't seemed all that concerned, he just wanted to get back to his DVD show. When I told him I would see him often (scouts, baseball, etc) and every other weekend we would go and visit Grandma and Grandpa for the whole weekend, he really liked that idea.The wife and I both stressed that we both loved him very much and that we just didn't want to be married anymore, so I was going to live somewhere else, just like other family that still loves him very much. My son really made it easy on everyone and was super cool. I know the emotions come later when reality sinks in.I could tell my wife really wanted some kind of Lifetime Movie scene where everyone breaks down and there is tons of drama, and when that didn't happen, I could tell she was disappointed. She spent the next hour outside on the phone while I watched Rangers/Cards and rocked my daughter to sleep.I move out on Friday.

Good luck, man. There are times it's going to suck. There are some good people around here that have been through rough divorces and have some solid advice, especially when it comes to kids. GM even recommended a book to me that I'd be happy to send you if you want to PM me your address.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do I need to get on my Anti-Diamond soapbox, fellas?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Don't know where else to talk about this, so here it goes GMTAN -In one of my classes, my students' first papers are memoirs. I just read one from a black girl. She's by turns incredibly focused, talkative, and intelligent...then sleeps through the next class or inexplicably gets up and leaves halfway through.I just read her memoir and I can't decide if it's BS or not.She claims to have gotten pregnant at 17 with twins. The father was a good guy who had a full ride to NYU. One night they end up at some old high school friend's house and the end result is he gets killed, she stabs one person to death, shoots another twice in the head then empties the clip into his body, then she throws a knife at the last person, hits him, and watches as he falls down a staircase to die as well. So she killed three people and watched her BF get murdered. Then, to top it all off, she has a stress miscarriage and loses the twins. How the hell do you grade something like that?

A+++++++++++++++ and then excuse her from doing any other assignments for the rest of the term.

That's what my gut is telling me. She is a smart girl and the thing is decently written. If it's all bull, then I admire the effort. If it's all real, I admire the honesty and feel so effing bad I couldn't give anything less than an A.

Plus you don't want to get yourself killed.

That's the joke.

I'll fess up and admit I totally missed the gag the first time through. This thing threw me into an irony-free zone.Also, peer review today. They have to bring their rough drafts to class. Class started 20 minutes ago and I just saw the girl in the library playing on the computer. I am ok with this. If she shows up 30 minutes late, I'm ok with that too.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Keys>Sorry to hear GB. I thought this was resolved a long time ago. I assume The Scare™ was just that...a scare?

I don't remember a pregnancy scare with this one. Maybe I'm blocking it out.And thanks.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Do I need to get on my Anti-Diamond soapbox, fellas?

This was 12 years ago, you're too late.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do I need to get on my Anti-Diamond soapbox, fellas?

This was 12 years ago, you're too late.

DAMMMIT

 

[Exit 1]

Well, after four years of back and forth, she's finally moving out this weekend.Pretty brutal breakup from two people who have been through this before. I'm seeing a really nasty side of her. We live together, and we both love the apartment. She's fighting tooth and nail to stay here, which I surprisingly have very little problem with.The issue is that she wants to move out of this apartment (she can't afford it), and go to a studio in the same place. I said fine, but I'd like to stay here, since I love it too. Obviously, she thinks that would be weird - and so do I, but that's when it turns nasty.Because I just won't pick up and move out, she pouts, claims I've "won" and guilt trips several times, and that she's going to have to go live in the ghetto someplace. I would accept (begrudgingly) us living in the same complex over me having to find a different place to live.In the end, I think it's sad that's what's making her so nasty. Then, she makes a money grab - trying to get the money for the engagement ring, then money to move out, then stuff of mine she can sell. Then calls me selfish for saying nh, well. Gave her until Sunday to move out, she agreed, and I'm going to a hotel. Life is...interesting.

Why would one of you staying be weird?Why would you both have to live in the same complex post-breakup? That's weird.

For the first question, it wouldn't. The fight is basically who stays. I can afford it. She can't. She can afford a smaller place in the same building.She made another money grab this morning. It was pretty brutal. Obviously I said no, so the name calling/etc. started again. Sad, really, because she's not like this. Something's snapped.

are you engaged or married? And I am kind of on board with Thorn on strip clubs.

Engaged. The ring is in my bag.

Is this the same girl that you were engaged to before or is this a 2nd failed engagement? Either way, sorry man. Hang in there.

 

[Tecumseh]

what speaks french, has 2 thumbs and loves a good bj. I just know he'll #### up the punchline though... "That would be ME"

This joke only needs slight modification to be fourth grade approved."What speaks French, has 2 thumbs and loves a good PBJ?"

**This guy**

:mikefistpump:

"And I don't mix the Peanut Butter and Jelly in a bowl"

:throwsdownmike:

:kissesfingersthrowsuppeacesign:

"PEACE. OUT."

Wouldn't that line be "c'est moi"?

 

[dharmapunk]

And on the opposite spectrum of things, I have a student who claims to have put together a powerpoint presentation to convince her parents she doesn't have to go to high school.



I want to ask her if she still has it saved. Could be some good shtick.

 

[Disco Stu]

Don't know where else to talk about this, so here it goes GMTAN -

In one of my classes, my students' first papers are memoirs. I just read one from a black girl. She's by turns incredibly focused, talkative, and intelligent...then sleeps through the next class or inexplicably gets up and leaves halfway through.

I just read her memoir and I can't decide if it's BS or not.

She claims to have gotten pregnant at 17 with twins. The father was a good guy who had a full ride to NYU. One night they end up at some old high school friend's house and the end result is he gets killed, she stabs one person to death, shoots another twice in the head then empties the clip into his body, then she throws a knife at the last person, hits him, and watches as he falls down a staircase to die as well. So she killed three people and watched her BF get murdered. Then, to top it all off, she has a stress miscarriage and loses the twins.



How the hell do you grade something like that?

ETA: I forgot to mention the murders were kinda self-defense. These people broke into the house. They brought the gun she eventually used to shoot one of them. And since she's in my class, I imagine the courts agreed with that. She doesn't mention serving any time. Just being mentally unstable for awhile.

Really?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Don't know where else to talk about this, so here it goes GMTAN -

In one of my classes, my students' first papers are memoirs. I just read one from a black girl. She's by turns incredibly focused, talkative, and intelligent...then sleeps through the next class or inexplicably gets up and leaves halfway through.

I just read her memoir and I can't decide if it's BS or not.

She claims to have gotten pregnant at 17 with twins. The father was a good guy who had a full ride to NYU. One night they end up at some old high school friend's house and the end result is he gets killed, she stabs one person to death, shoots another twice in the head then empties the clip into his body, then she throws a knife at the last person, hits him, and watches as he falls down a staircase to die as well. So she killed three people and watched her BF get murdered. Then, to top it all off, she has a stress miscarriage and loses the twins.



How the hell do you grade something like that?

ETA: I forgot to mention the murders were kinda self-defense. These people broke into the house. They brought the gun she eventually used to shoot one of them. And since she's in my class, I imagine the courts agreed with that. She doesn't mention serving any time. Just being mentally unstable for awhile.

Really?

Is her pseudonym Jason Bourne?

 

[Disco Stu]

Does that GI Joe character I look like ever wear fatigues? Looking for an easy Halloween costume...

YesAlthough I always thought Furley was more old school GI Joe looking.

Also, I bet this guy refers to comic books as "source material".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Many years ago I had this student that was really off. Just a strange kid. One day he goes up to this other teacher and tells her "look at this picture my grandpa took of me". He hands her a snapshot of him standing in the driveway of his grandfather's house holding a gigantic handgun probably a .44 mag. The kid was just holding the gun with the barrel pointing up and this blank look on his face.

The first thing I thought of when I saw the photo was this.

The kid ended up giving the photo to the teacher "No...really...I WANT you to have it". From then on I made sure I was that kid's favorite teacher.

 

[Keys Myaths]

I believe I paid about 5k for my ex's, it was appraised at about 8k and it fetched about $1800 on ebay. 1.2 carat platinum ring.

This is pretty much my situation. Mine's only 1 carat, but the other specs are superb.I'd take $1800 at this point.

I think it costs you about $30 or so iirc to sell with a reserve. You could take a shot or two with a higher reserve and reduce each time.

Good call. Thanks.

Also, if you tell a story about how awful your ex is (or make one up) you might get a lot more views as it makes it's way around the interwebs.In fact, maybe just have 'zooks or GM write a back-story.

Or beg the jewelry store for a refund so you can pay the funeral expenses for your murdered fiancee'.

My ex isn't even in dharmapunk's class.

 

[Keys Myaths]

I believe I paid about 5k for my ex's, it was appraised at about 8k and it fetched about $1800 on ebay. 1.2 carat platinum ring.

This is pretty much my situation. Mine's only 1 carat, but the other specs are superb.I'd take $1800 at this point.

How many hundreds of dollars does it take to screw your life over.- 18.



I'll be here all week.

:rimshot:

 

[Keys Myaths]

Keys>Sorry to hear GB. I thought this was resolved a long time ago. I assume The Scare™ was just that...a scare?

I don't remember a pregnancy scare with this one. Maybe I'm blocking it out.And thanks.

Ah yes.I was drunk. She missed her period by like 3 days, and of course, I never followed up.

Typical.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I gotta say, it's a little concerning that I know few if any happy guys who are engaged or recently married. The friend whose wedding was my fiance and I's real first like date 2 years ago has already left his wife . . . .

 

[commisholio]

I gotta say, it's a little concerning that I know few if any happy guys who are engaged or recently married. The friend whose wedding was my fiance and I's real first like date 2 years ago has already left his wife . . . .

If my notebook is accurate, there's no way you should be marrying this woman.

 

[General Malaise]

...one had a complexion like she played goalie for a dart team, one had a scar from the middle of her chest to her navel, and one looked like she ate Kelly Kapowski post-91210.

 

[General Malaise]

PS what is the go-to cover story when cornholing? I don't think I want to tell one of my clients that this is my funny friend from the internet.

I've used "we met at church" for dates I met online. People generally get the idea...being that I only go to church when someone dies. Not sure when it's a man/man.

try explaining to people why there's an old hippie you don't know staying at your house.

Now take this, and explain it TO YOUR KIDS!

 

[General Malaise]

Flight from Cin to Cle in a prop going thru rain clouds the whole way? Sweet. 2 hour delay in Cle? Awesome. Nowhere to wtach the game? Cool. Wifi not working? #### yea! Too drunk to work? Yep. Left my novel at home? ####.

Calling it a book down?

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Flight from Cin to Cle in a prop going thru rain clouds the whole way? Sweet. 2 hour delay in Cle? Awesome. Nowhere to wtach the game? Cool. Wifi not working? #### yea! Too drunk to work? Yep. Left my novel at home? ####.

Calling it a book down?

"novel"

 

[General Malaise]

Know what Internet is best invention ever? Somebody just sent me a digital copy of a Swedish Hustler magazine. Do that, rocket ship.

Posted at the Golfsino? If not, why not?

Doesn't our Swedish overloard also own Golfsino?

Hence my question.

Say...how's fatherhood treating you?

Fine.

Are those Gadolinium molecules on his PJs?Little Pickles >

 

[Treynwreck3]

I'm ready to move on as well BUT if you guys don't understand the delicious irony of Desert Rose asking about a stalker I feel sorry for you.

This.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I gotta say, it's a little concerning that I know few if any happy guys who are engaged or recently married. The friend whose wedding was my fiance and I's real first like date 2 years ago has already left his wife . . . .

If my notebook is accurate, there's no way you should be marrying this woman.

96% of the crazy was related to me saying I was not moving from my location/job after pretty much saying I'd be willing to. Since then she has moved across the state and our living situation has been good to go.

 

[General Malaise]

Tucker and Dale v Evil may have just become my favorite movie

Looks really good. Tried to get GM to go see it in Portland, but he was more comfortable declining and then making fun of me about it later.

Oh I don't care if the ghost of Gene Siskel popped out of the sky and gave this two thumbs and a rigormortised johnson up for this movie, there is no way in hell I'd sit through anything called "Trucker and Dale v Evil". Has nothing to do with you.Is everybody on the rag this week or something? What's with all the sensitivity up in here? I thought I had the sensitive shtick market covered?

 

[Dungeon Master]

Tucker and Dale v Evil may have just become my favorite movie

Looks really good. Tried to get GM to go see it in Portland, but he was more comfortable declining and then making fun of me about it later.

Oh I don't care if the ghost of Gene Siskel popped out of the sky and gave this two thumbs and a rigormortised johnson up for this movie, there is no way in hell I'd sit through anything called "Trucker and Dale v Evil". Has nothing to do with you.Is everybody on the rag this week or something? What's with all the sensitivity up in here? I thought I had the sensitive shtick market covered?

Clearly you do.

 

[General Malaise]

Well, after four years of back and forth, she's finally moving out this weekend.Pretty brutal breakup from two people who have been through this before. I'm seeing a really nasty side of her. We live together, and we both love the apartment. She's fighting tooth and nail to stay here, which I surprisingly have very little problem with.The issue is that she wants to move out of this apartment (she can't afford it), and go to a studio in the same place. I said fine, but I'd like to stay here, since I love it too. Obviously, she thinks that would be weird - and so do I, but that's when it turns nasty.Because I just won't pick up and move out, she pouts, claims I've "won" and guilt trips several times, and that she's going to have to go live in the ghetto someplace. I would accept (begrudgingly) us living in the same complex over me having to find a different place to live.In the end, I think it's sad that's what's making her so nasty. Then, she makes a money grab - trying to get the money for the engagement ring, then money to move out, then stuff of mine she can sell. Then calls me selfish for saying nh, well. Gave her until Sunday to move out, she agreed, and I'm going to a hotel. Life is...interesting.

Why would one of you staying be weird?Why would you both have to live in the same complex post-breakup? That's weird.

I think they both like the complex and want to stay there, but don't want to be that close to each other.

Yep. We're both handling it badly - I'm not really giving an inch as far as me moving. I just don't see the point. She'll have to move anyway - even if it is just to a new place in the building. I don't see that as a reason I should move out of the place we already have, especially since all the big furniture/tv/tables/etc. are mine. Plus, the way she's treated all this, I just don't want to.

I'm sure one of the wise posters of this thread have already done this and I just haven't gotten that far yet, but dude....DO NOT GO INTO A HOTEL ROOM AND LEAVE HER ALONE IN THIS APARTMENT.

 

[General Malaise]

Oof on selling a ring. No bigger sham than the diamond industry. The "appraisal" is best used as toilet paper.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Flight from Cin to Cle in a prop going thru rain clouds the whole way? Sweet. 2 hour delay in Cle? Awesome. Nowhere to wtach the game? Cool. Wifi not working? #### yea! Too drunk to work? Yep. Left my novel at home? ####.

Calling it a book down?

"novel"

Thanks guys. I was beginning to wonder if I was doing this internet thing right.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Flight from Cin to Cle in a prop going thru rain clouds the whole way? Sweet. 2 hour delay in Cle? Awesome. Nowhere to wtach the game? Cool. Wifi not working? #### yea! Too drunk to work? Yep. Left my novel at home? ####.

Calling it a book down?

"novel"

Thanks guys. I was beginning to wonder if I was doing this internet thing right.

You are in my book, buddy. :asspat:

 

[General Malaise]

Well, after four years of back and forth, she's finally moving out this weekend.Pretty brutal breakup from two people who have been through this before. I'm seeing a really nasty side of her. We live together, and we both love the apartment. She's fighting tooth and nail to stay here, which I surprisingly have very little problem with.The issue is that she wants to move out of this apartment (she can't afford it), and go to a studio in the same place. I said fine, but I'd like to stay here, since I love it too. Obviously, she thinks that would be weird - and so do I, but that's when it turns nasty.Because I just won't pick up and move out, she pouts, claims I've "won" and guilt trips several times, and that she's going to have to go live in the ghetto someplace. I would accept (begrudgingly) us living in the same complex over me having to find a different place to live.In the end, I think it's sad that's what's making her so nasty. Then, she makes a money grab - trying to get the money for the engagement ring, then money to move out, then stuff of mine she can sell. Then calls me selfish for saying nh, well. Gave her until Sunday to move out, she agreed, and I'm going to a hotel. Life is...interesting.

1. Sorry to hear*. Why are you going to a hotel while she stays til Sunday? From what you posted, I'd be afraid she was going to take your stuff and sell it @. You going to change the locks?

Good....thank you Tigerfan.Keys, do NOT go to a hotel. I don't care how 'cool' you think she is, this will not end well for you or your cat. You know what's worse than being homeless? Being homeless with an animal that poops in a box. Enjoy that as cold weather approaches.

 

[General Malaise]

what speaks french, has 2 thumbs and loves a good bj. I just know he'll #### up the punchline though... "That would be ME"

This joke only needs slight modification to be fourth grade approved."What speaks French, has 2 thumbs and loves a good PBJ?"

**This guy**

:mikefistpump:

"And I don't mix the Peanut Butter and Jelly in a bowl"

:throwsdownmike:

:kissesfingersthrowsuppeacesign:

"PEACE. OUT."

Wouldn't that line be "c'est moi"?

 

[General Malaise]

Flight from Cin to Cle in a prop going thru rain clouds the whole way? Sweet. 2 hour delay in Cle? Awesome. Nowhere to wtach the game? Cool. Wifi not working? #### yea! Too drunk to work? Yep. Left my novel at home? ####.

Calling it a book down?

"novel"

I can't stop picturing him reading his 'novel' in the bath tub with red wine and candles.

 

[heckmanm]

Flight from Cin to Cle in a prop going thru rain clouds the whole way? Sweet.

2 hour delay in Cle? Awesome.

Nowhere to wtach the game? Cool.

Wifi not working? #### yea!

Too drunk to work? Yep.

Left my novel at home? ####.

Calling it a book down?

"novel"

Maybe he's writing it, you guys!