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My dad and I are going to the Texas/Texas Tech game together on Saturday. Mom won't be there because she has some medical stuff going on and AngryWife is staying home with the kids. It's been years since I did anything together with just my dad. I'd like to think it will be a meaningful father/son moment, but I'm pretty sure we'll just end up ####faced before breakfast.
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My dad and I are going to the Texas/Texas Tech game together on Saturday. Mom won't be there because she has some medical stuff going on and AngryWife is staying home with the kids. It's been years since I did anything together with just my dad. I'd like to think it will be a meaningful father/son moment, but I'm pretty sure we'll just end up ####faced before breakfast.
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Come over Friday and we can practice.Bring beer.

 
'bentley said:
'Dungeon Master said:
Wife and I disagree on this, so I'm wondering what others think. If you were having trouble getting your 3.5 year old daughter to wash her hands after going to the bathroom, is it appropriate to tell her that if she doesn't start washing her hands her fingers will fall off. Keep in mind she's somehow terrified of cavities because she's convinced if she gets any her teeth will fall out, to the point where she asks about cavities in some capacity at least once a day.
Related question: If you're trying to transition your 2.5 year old son to a big boy bed out of the baby bed, is it appropriate to tell him that there are flesh eating zombies that take up residence right outside his door and that they'll eat him if he tries to get out of his room? My wife and I also disagree about this.
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'Sarnoff said:
So, sports talk radio is just dead, right? I mean, no MLB, no NBA, football only on the weekends and these guys got nothing to talk about right now. (Yes, I know Aaron, but seriously, dude. Come on.)

Tuned in to some on the drive home and it was "Call in for marital advice and we'll fix all your relationship problems. Or just call and talk about whatever. We don't care, we've got hours to fill."
where do you live?college FB and NFL dominate sports radio here, and it's pretty good

 
'Dr. Awesome said:
'bentley said:
'Dungeon Master said:
Wife and I disagree on this, so I'm wondering what others think. If you were having trouble getting your 3.5 year old daughter to wash her hands after going to the bathroom, is it appropriate to tell her that if she doesn't start washing her hands her fingers will fall off. Keep in mind she's somehow terrified of cavities because she's convinced if she gets any her teeth will fall out, to the point where she asks about cavities in some capacity at least once a day.
Related question: If you're trying to transition your 2.5 year old son to a big boy bed out of the baby bed, is it appropriate to tell him that there are flesh eating zombies that take up residence right outside his door and that they'll eat him if he tries to get out of his room? My wife and I also disagree about this.
:lmao:DM - why not tell her the truth? Unless she's peeing on herself is it really a big deal? And if she's pooping and not cleaning she's going to get sick at some point. But I have no kids and would often tell my younger siblings the dog biscuits were cookies so I'm not a great source.
We do tell her the truth all the time and she knows that the bathroom has germs and if she doesn't wash her hands she can get sick. For some reason last night I added in the "your fingers will fall off" part.
 
:nerd: question here that I asked in another thread but got ignored...hopefully one of you guys know the answer:

Assumption

[*]If I have an external hard drive connected via USB to my router with all of my music/pictures stored there

[*]Have itunes on each computer in the house directed to the media folder on the hard drive

Questions

1. Will I be able to direct my itunes app on each computer to the directory on the hard drive - i know i won't be able to play them at multiple times

2. Can I access this music through my Xbox 360 which is networked directly through the router?

 
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Speaking of kids, I need a sanity check. Are all 6 years olds difficult to deal with? We feel like our son has is going through some major changes lately, in terms of his behavior at home. Crying over little things, pouting, tantrums, etc. Plus he is extremely loud and sometimes seems very restless, like he can't just calm down. My wife is starting to talk about taking him to the doctor, but there is no way I want him medicated for any type of "hyperactivity". I think for the most part he's just being a kid. He's doing awesome at school, not really getting into much trouble there or anything. It just seems lately, he doesn't want to listen to us, constantly arguing/debating everything we say.
Short answer - yes. My 6 yr old is a great kid, very helpful, moved more stuff this past week than either of his older brothers, great student, thoughtful etc. When he decides he's not listening, all hell breaks loose. He's got an answer for everything and is a little smartass. No idea where he gets that. :unsure:
 
Why do I try to be nice to my ex? Sucker for punishment? Not once have I called him about something and thought, gee, I'm glad I called, that was productive.

As I'm unpacking, I come to a set of good dishes his mom got as a wedding gift and passed on to us. I call ex to ask if he'd like to have them or if I should keep them for one of our sons. He says I should give them to him. Perfect. Should I pack them securely for storage? Yes. Then he starts...where are the collector cards and the 50c pieces we got 15 years ago on holidays and his hockey gear and he expects it all Sunday when he drops off the kids and what about his life insurance (that he was always against and hasn't paid the premiums on ever :yawn: ), that had better all be ready for Sunday as well. And the firepit and.. and.. and... He's had 6 months to get things from the old house. I just moved them here why?

I'm working, running a household and unpacking for the family first, guy. You don't even play hockey #######.

 
Why do I try to be nice to my ex? Sucker for punishment? Not once have I called him about something and thought, gee, I'm glad I called, that was productive. As I'm unpacking, I come to a set of good dishes his mom got as a wedding gift and passed on to us. I call ex to ask if he'd like to have them or if I should keep them for one of our sons. He says I should give them to him. Perfect. Should I pack them securely for storage? Yes. Then he starts...where are the collector cards and the 50c pieces we got 15 years ago on holidays and his hockey gear and he expects it all Sunday when he drops off the kids and what about his life insurance (that he was always against and hasn't paid the premiums on ever :yawn: ), that had better all be ready for Sunday as well. And the firepit and.. and.. and... He's had 6 months to get things from the old house. I just moved them here why?I'm working, running a household and unpacking for the family first, guy. You don't even play hockey #######.
Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.
 
I feel like a flaming sack of dog poo this morning. Too much mixing the drinks last night. Wine + Margaritas + more wine + Jose Cuervo = :wall:
Any good Birthday stories to tell? :popcorn:
Drug mule for Donny and friends?
It's Donnie. He's not with my old company anymore, but don't think I haven't been trying to get him to hire me in SC. He seems really sadistically content in my being in Knoxville, though. I get a call from him every few days asking how the in-laws are.
Donnies are asswipes. [/ex-vent]
 
Why do I try to be nice to my ex? Sucker for punishment? Not once have I called him about something and thought, gee, I'm glad I called, that was productive. As I'm unpacking, I come to a set of good dishes his mom got as a wedding gift and passed on to us. I call ex to ask if he'd like to have them or if I should keep them for one of our sons. He says I should give them to him. Perfect. Should I pack them securely for storage? Yes. Then he starts...where are the collector cards and the 50c pieces we got 15 years ago on holidays and his hockey gear and he expects it all Sunday when he drops off the kids and what about his life insurance (that he was always against and hasn't paid the premiums on ever :yawn: ), that had better all be ready for Sunday as well. And the firepit and.. and.. and... He's had 6 months to get things from the old house. I just moved them here why?I'm working, running a household and unpacking for the family first, guy. You don't even play hockey #######.
Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.
Sweet dreams are made of divorce.
 
Text message from SisterYSR: What are people congratulating you for?
Follow-up: Me: Ha. Nothing at all. I'm a member of a fantasy football forum and one of the guys thinks it's HI-larious to post that kind of thing on people's pages so that person will be barraged with questions.Me: And of course other guys piled on.SisterYSR: Gotcha. That's pretty funny. Worked on me.FB Wall Post today: SisterYSR>YSR: I really do hate that that happened. I'll be praying for you.SHTICK = ELEVATED (by my super Evangelical Fundamentalist Southern Baptist sister)
:lmao:
 
Why do I try to be nice to my ex? Sucker for punishment? Not once have I called him about something and thought, gee, I'm glad I called, that was productive. As I'm unpacking, I come to a set of good dishes his mom got as a wedding gift and passed on to us. I call ex to ask if he'd like to have them or if I should keep them for one of our sons. He says I should give them to him. Perfect. Should I pack them securely for storage? Yes. Then he starts...where are the collector cards and the 50c pieces we got 15 years ago on holidays and his hockey gear and he expects it all Sunday when he drops off the kids and what about his life insurance (that he was always against and hasn't paid the premiums on ever :yawn: ), that had better all be ready for Sunday as well. And the firepit and.. and.. and... He's had 6 months to get things from the old house. I just moved them here why?I'm working, running a household and unpacking for the family first, guy. You don't even play hockey #######.
Text and email imo.
 
Why do I try to be nice to my ex? Sucker for punishment? Not once have I called him about something and thought, gee, I'm glad I called, that was productive. As I'm unpacking, I come to a set of good dishes his mom got as a wedding gift and passed on to us. I call ex to ask if he'd like to have them or if I should keep them for one of our sons. He says I should give them to him. Perfect. Should I pack them securely for storage? Yes. Then he starts...where are the collector cards and the 50c pieces we got 15 years ago on holidays and his hockey gear and he expects it all Sunday when he drops off the kids and what about his life insurance (that he was always against and hasn't paid the premiums on ever :yawn: ), that had better all be ready for Sunday as well. And the firepit and.. and.. and... He's had 6 months to get things from the old house. I just moved them here why?I'm working, running a household and unpacking for the family first, guy. You don't even play hockey #######.
Text and email imo.
He's electronics illiterate or whatever the word would be. His cell phone has 12 big buttons and rubber trim.
 
'shuke said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'shuke said:
Hack/Rude - craps at Rivers Casino tomorrow night?
in
Just read some reviews. Sounds like it's pretty crowded, table minimums are $25, and no poker room. Plan B?
Rivers Casino in Pittsburgh?
No.Hack and I live in Chicago.
That's what I thought, but it was worth a shot. Rivers in Pittsburgh is decent, but nothing spectacular, although it does have a pretty big poker room and I believe they are adding another for tournaments only.
 
Why do I try to be nice to my ex? Sucker for punishment? Not once have I called him about something and thought, gee, I'm glad I called, that was productive. As I'm unpacking, I come to a set of good dishes his mom got as a wedding gift and passed on to us. I call ex to ask if he'd like to have them or if I should keep them for one of our sons. He says I should give them to him. Perfect. Should I pack them securely for storage? Yes. Then he starts...where are the collector cards and the 50c pieces we got 15 years ago on holidays and his hockey gear and he expects it all Sunday when he drops off the kids and what about his life insurance (that he was always against and hasn't paid the premiums on ever :yawn: ), that had better all be ready for Sunday as well. And the firepit and.. and.. and... He's had 6 months to get things from the old house. I just moved them here why?I'm working, running a household and unpacking for the family first, guy. You don't even play hockey #######.
Text and email imo.
He's electronics illiterate or whatever the word would be. His cell phone has 12 big buttons and rubber trim.
Carrier pigeon?
 
Thank you -fish- for introducing me to Fireball whiskey. Now that the weather has turned chilly, its my daily drinker.

Also, that friend of yours I met on her birthday reminds me a lot of Casey.

 
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'Sconch said:
'Tribulation said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Swear on my life (will try to get pics), a bus boy downtown has a shirt on that says "I love it when you talk crude - Bakersfield" with a pic of an oil drill.I have now seen it all
I was in Bako today for a property inspection. Tanner>hiSome jackwad developer bought an unfinished development "as is" and thinks he should be able to sue over the condition of the property. He's never even inspected the damn thing until I asked to do it.
What the hell!?!
BUMP
 
Why do I try to be nice to my ex? Sucker for punishment? Not once have I called him about something and thought, gee, I'm glad I called, that was productive.

As I'm unpacking, I come to a set of good dishes his mom got as a wedding gift and passed on to us. I call ex to ask if he'd like to have them or if I should keep them for one of our sons. He says I should give them to him. Perfect. Should I pack them securely for storage? Yes. Then he starts...where are the collector cards and the 50c pieces we got 15 years ago on holidays and his hockey gear and he expects it all Sunday when he drops off the kids and what about his life insurance (that he was always against and hasn't paid the premiums on ever :yawn: ), that had better all be ready for Sunday as well. And the firepit and.. and.. and... He's had 6 months to get things from the old house. I just moved them here why?

I'm working, running a household and unpacking for the family first, guy. You don't even play hockey #######.
Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.
Sweet dreams are made of divorce.
:lmao:
I thought of a simple, awesome improvement on an existing product that may produce Chet like money. Now what?
Read this: http://www.amazon.com/4-Hour-Workweek-Expanded-Updated-Cutting-Edge/dp/0307465357Then read this: http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/
I'm being serious here!!!111! :hot: :hot:
 
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Thank you -fish- for introducing me to Fireball whiskey. Now that the weather has turned chilly, its my daily drinker.

Also, that friend of yours I met on her birthday reminds me a lot of Casey.
tell me more of this fireball whiskey
Its whiskey with a pronounced cinnamon flavor. I like to sip it straight or do a shot. Its sixty-something proof. I can get drunk on it and not feel like #### the next day- as opposed to Goldschlager or Cinnamon Schnapps.
 
Why do I try to be nice to my ex? Sucker for punishment? Not once have I called him about something and thought, gee, I'm glad I called, that was productive.

As I'm unpacking, I come to a set of good dishes his mom got as a wedding gift and passed on to us. I call ex to ask if he'd like to have them or if I should keep them for one of our sons. He says I should give them to him. Perfect. Should I pack them securely for storage? Yes. Then he starts...where are the collector cards and the 50c pieces we got 15 years ago on holidays and his hockey gear and he expects it all Sunday when he drops off the kids and what about his life insurance (that he was always against and hasn't paid the premiums on ever :yawn: ), that had better all be ready for Sunday as well. And the firepit and.. and.. and... He's had 6 months to get things from the old house. I just moved them here why?

I'm working, running a household and unpacking for the family first, guy. You don't even play hockey #######.
Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.
Sweet dreams are made of divorce.
:lmao:
I thought of a simple, awesome improvement on an existing product that may produce Chet like money. Now what?
Read this: http://www.amazon.com/4-Hour-Workweek-Expanded-Updated-Cutting-Edge/dp/0307465357Then read this: http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/
I'm being serious here!!!111! :hot: :hot:
So am I. Read it. Trust me.
 
Why do I try to be nice to my ex? Sucker for punishment? Not once have I called him about something and thought, gee, I'm glad I called, that was productive.

As I'm unpacking, I come to a set of good dishes his mom got as a wedding gift and passed on to us. I call ex to ask if he'd like to have them or if I should keep them for one of our sons. He says I should give them to him. Perfect. Should I pack them securely for storage? Yes. Then he starts...where are the collector cards and the 50c pieces we got 15 years ago on holidays and his hockey gear and he expects it all Sunday when he drops off the kids and what about his life insurance (that he was always against and hasn't paid the premiums on ever :yawn: ), that had better all be ready for Sunday as well. And the firepit and.. and.. and... He's had 6 months to get things from the old house. I just moved them here why?

I'm working, running a household and unpacking for the family first, guy. You don't even play hockey #######.
Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.
Sweet dreams are made of divorce.
:lmao:
I thought of a simple, awesome improvement on an existing product that may produce Chet like money. Now what?
Read this: http://www.amazon.com/4-Hour-Workweek-Expanded-Updated-Cutting-Edge/dp/0307465357Then read this: http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/
I'm being serious here!!!111! :hot: :hot:
So am I. Read it. Trust me.
The last time I trusted a guy I ended up dressed like Little Bo Peep.
 
Thank you -fish- for introducing me to Fireball whiskey. Now that the weather has turned chilly, its my daily drinker.

Also, that friend of yours I met on her birthday reminds me a lot of Casey.
tell me more of this fireball whiskey
Its whiskey with a pronounced cinnamon flavor. I like to sip it straight or do a shot. Its sixty-something proof. I can get drunk on it and not feel like #### the next day- as opposed to Goldschlager or Cinnamon Schnapps.
careful with that stuff. you can accidentally drink a whole bottle.
 
'kevzilla said:
My work PC caught a nasty virus today called Security Center 2012. When I called IT and told them, they said "oh yeah, your computer will have to be re-imaged." They have a night shift, so I might get it back in the morning. Yikes.
Co-worker caught that one, as did my parents. I fixed them both. :bowtie:
 
drunk at work. not even hungover. just still drunk from last night. 3 cups of coffee, now I'm just a more energetic drunk.

 

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