GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

iHo, wait

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Rude> I can't get my avatar to work...what am I doing wrong?Edit: Pretend I'm Furley and mock me as needed.

you lack patience. it looks fine. takes a little while to update.

 

[Sconch]

Wait, people have aliai that they've never used?

 

[Yo Mama]

Great subtle shtick: First posts of an alias that you created back in 2008. Who creates an alias and then shelves it unused for 3 years? I can't decide what I want for dinner tonight, much less decide I might need to not be me on this board 3 years down the road.

I have one from 2008 with no posts, but mostly because it would get axed the second it was used.

Name?

Scratch that.

[#1000B] You are not allowed to visit this forum.

Must have been collateral damage from handing over aliai to Truck and Redman. The name was iHo.

Probably dumped instead of the pending mandatory switch to "iHo fan"

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

Wait, people have aliai that they've never used?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Rude> I can't get my avatar to work...what am I doing wrong?Edit: Pretend I'm Furley and mock me as needed.

you lack patience. it looks fine. takes a little while to update.

 

[Joe T]

Who creates an alias and then shelves it unused for 3 years?

I thought everyone did this.

 

[Sconch]

Wait, people have aliai that they've never used?

OH COME ON!

 

[tommyboy]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wait, people have aliai that they've never used?

Well you certainly don't.

 

[Sconch]

Wait, people have aliai that they've never used?

Well you certainly don't.

My link

 

[proninja]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

True. And it's a job that I actually like.

 

[jinxotx]

Wait, people have aliai that they've never used?

OH COME ON!

I think it's true.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

True. And it's a job that I actually like.

All I can picture is Pee-Wee Herman.

 

[dharmapunk]

A GB just pushed team GMTAN over the $200 mark.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

A GB just pushed team GMTAN over the $200 mark.

My "friends" are seriously slacking. Going to have to work on more mustache to face contact with them.

 

[tommyboy]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

True. And it's a job that I actually like.

are you a tech? or do you sell. my other office is right next door to a bike shop where they sell all these sit-down bikes (not sure what they call them but the store is busy so apparently all the fatties in Portland need special sitdown bikes).

 

[-fish-]

A GB just pushed team GMTAN over the $200 mark.

you should put the donate link in the drunk thread a few times. easy money after happy hour.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

True. And it's a job that I actually like.

are you a tech? or do you sell. my other office is right next door to a bike shop where they sell all these sit-down bikes (not sure what they call them but the store is busy so apparently all the fatties in Portland need special sitdown bikes).

Recumbant?

 

[Sconch]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

True. And it's a job that I actually like.

are you a tech? or do you sell. my other office is right next door to a bike shop where they sell all these sit-down bikes (not sure what they call them but the store is busy so apparently all the fatties in Portland need special sitdown bikes).

Cars?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

A GB just pushed team GMTAN over the $200 mark.

you should put the donate link in the drunk thread a few times. easy money after happy hour.

This is genius.

 

[Bogart]

Starving and can't leave the office for about 45 mins. I have a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce and nothing to put it on. Thinking about just drinking the bottle.

 

[-fish-]

Starving and can't leave the office for about 45 mins. I have a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce and nothing to put it on. Thinking about just drinking the bottle.

I'll paypal you $10 if you do.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Starving and can't leave the office for about 45 mins. I have a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce and nothing to put it on. Thinking about just drinking the bottle.

I'll paypal you $10 if you do.

I could drink hot sauce for momoney.

 

[Osaurus]

Wait, people have aliai that they've never used?

OH COME ON!

Mine was in here the other day.

 

[cosjobs]

Starving and can't leave the office for about 45 mins. I have a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce and nothing to put it on. Thinking about just drinking the bottle.

Rub it all over your hands and then go pee. You'll forget about being hungry.

 

[cosjobs]

A GB just pushed team GMTAN over the $200 mark.

My "friends" are seriously slacking. Going to have to work on more mustache to face contact with them.

I'll donate $30 each to best: Hitler, FuManchu, and Pencil thin staches.I'll need pics holding a newspaper next to the stache for two weekdays to ensure they were sported at your place of employment.

 

[tommyboy]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

True. And it's a job that I actually like.

are you a tech? or do you sell. my other office is right next door to a bike shop where they sell all these sit-down bikes (not sure what they call them but the store is busy so apparently all the fatties in Portland need special sitdown bikes).

Recumbant?

yeah. sorry but you better be stephen hawking or have a handicap sticker in order to ride one of those.

 

[General Malaise]

I'd love to donate to ALL my Movember buddies, but I just don't have the budget for it right now. Going to have to pick my very favorite moustache to donate to at the end of this thing. Shtick it up, ladies.

 

[tommyboy]

I'd love to donate to ALL my Movember buddies, but I just don't have the budget for it right now. Going to have to pick my very favorite moustache to donate to at the end of this thing. Shtick it up, ladies.

are you growing one? are you able to grow one or would it take you like 3 years and some hormone cream?

 

[Tecumseh]

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

Macallan is very good, and often the starting point for people beginning to drink quality scotch.

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

It's heaven, my good man. You've been blessed. Go.

Guess I'll give it a go, then.

 

[Sconch]

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

Macallan is very good, and often the starting point for people beginning to drink quality scotch.

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

It's heaven, my good man. You've been blessed. Go.

Guess I'll give it a go, then.

You should ask for some diet soda to mix it with. See how that goes.

 

[General Malaise]

are there bikes where you don't sit down?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

True. And it's a job that I actually like.

are you a tech? or do you sell. my other office is right next door to a bike shop where they sell all these sit-down bikes (not sure what they call them but the store is busy so apparently all the fatties in Portland need special sitdown bikes).

Recumbant?

yeah. sorry but you better be stephen hawking or have a handicap sticker in order to ride one of those.

Only reason I knew that is that I have an exercise bike that's recumbant. It's great for playing video games.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

A GB just pushed team GMTAN over the $200 mark.

My "friends" are seriously slacking. Going to have to work on more mustache to face contact with them.

I'll donate $30 each to best: Hitler, FuManchu, and Pencil thin staches.I'll need pics holding a nenext to the stache for two weekdays to ensure they were sported at your place of employment.

I'm off to a decent start on the fu manchu.Blonde/red whiskers not helping me though. :(

 

[General Malaise]

I'd love to donate to ALL my Movember buddies, but I just don't have the budget for it right now. Going to have to pick my very favorite moustache to donate to at the end of this thing. Shtick it up, ladies.

are you growing one? are you able to grow one or would it take you like 3 years and some hormone cream?

I'm not, no. I grew one a few weeks before my 2nd wedding due to a lost bet and it looked like anvs butter. Parents were huddling their kids close to them as I walked by schools...not a good look at all. Jerry Sandusky thought I looked like a chimo.

 

[General Malaise]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

True. And it's a job that I actually like.

are you a tech? or do you sell. my other office is right next door to a bike shop where they sell all these sit-down bikes (not sure what they call them but the store is busy so apparently all the fatties in Portland need special sitdown bikes).

Recumbant?

yeah. sorry but you better be stephen hawking or have a handicap sticker in order to ride one of those.

Only reason I knew that is that I have an exercise bike that's recumbant. It's great for playing video games.

You sure seem to have a lot of money to spend.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

True. And it's a job that I actually like.

are you a tech? or do you sell. my other office is right next door to a bike shop where they sell all these sit-down bikes (not sure what they call them but the store is busy so apparently all the fatties in Portland need special sitdown bikes).

Recumbant?

yeah. sorry but you better be stephen hawking or have a handicap sticker in order to ride one of those.

Only reason I knew that is that I have an exercise bike that's recumbant. It's great for playing video games.

You sure seem to have a lot of money to spend.

I held off on that second marriage, gb.

 

[proninja]

Working in a bike shop in November is really boring

at least you have a job

True. And it's a job that I actually like.

are you a tech? or do you sell. my other office is right next door to a bike shop where they sell all these sit-down bikes (not sure what they call them but the store is busy so apparently all the fatties in Portland need special sitdown bikes).

A little bit of everything. I sell stuff, work on bikes, am one of the bike fitters. That's called a recumbent bike, and they're great if you're over 60 and a dork.

 

[Tecumseh]

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

Macallan is very good, and often the starting point for people beginning to drink quality scotch.

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

It's heaven, my good man. You've been blessed. Go.

Guess I'll give it a go, then.

You should ask for some diet soda to mix it with. See how that goes.

I may have to shtick it up by doing the tequila salt/shot/lemon combo.

 

[Sconch]

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

Macallan is very good, and often the starting point for people beginning to drink quality scotch.

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

It's heaven, my good man. You've been blessed. Go.

Guess I'll give it a go, then.

You should ask for some diet soda to mix it with. See how that goes.

I may have to shtick it up by doing the tequila salt/shot/lemon combo.

Hold your nose when you drink it.

 

[tommyboy]

I'd love to donate to ALL my Movember buddies, but I just don't have the budget for it right now. Going to have to pick my very favorite moustache to donate to at the end of this thing. Shtick it up, ladies.

are you growing one? are you able to grow one or would it take you like 3 years and some hormone cream?

I'm not, no. I grew one a few weeks before my 2nd wedding due to a lost bet and it looked like anvs butter. Parents were huddling their kids close to them as I walked by schools...not a good look at all. Jerry Sandusky thought I looked like a chimo.

thanks, i just spit partially chewed m&m's on my monitor, ####er. I can imagine you and your wispy blonde stache with a wifebeater, sitting on an innertube in a kiddie pool in the hot sun, sweat glistening down your oiled pasty white chest with a Hamms Ale in one hand and smartphone with an E-trade app in the other.

 

[Tecumseh]

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

Macallan is very good, and often the starting point for people beginning to drink quality scotch.

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

It's heaven, my good man. You've been blessed. Go.

Guess I'll give it a go, then.

You should ask for some diet soda to mix it with. See how that goes.

I may have to shtick it up by doing the tequila salt/shot/lemon combo.

Hold your nose when you drink it.

"Can I get this in a frozen drink? Like with fruit and an umbrella?"

 

[Sconch]

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

Macallan is very good, and often the starting point for people beginning to drink quality scotch.

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

It's heaven, my good man. You've been blessed. Go.

Guess I'll give it a go, then.

You should ask for some diet soda to mix it with. See how that goes.

I may have to shtick it up by doing the tequila salt/shot/lemon combo.

Hold your nose when you drink it.

"Can I get this in a frozen drink? Like with fruit and an umbrella?"

Drop a Jolly Rancher in it like all the underage sloots used to do with their Zimas back in the day.

 

[Tecumseh]

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

Macallan is very good, and often the starting point for people beginning to drink quality scotch.

Just got an invite to a MacAllan "tasting event." I don't drink scotch, but I could be persuaded. Is MacAllan any good?

It's heaven, my good man. You've been blessed. Go.

Guess I'll give it a go, then.

You should ask for some diet soda to mix it with. See how that goes.

I may have to shtick it up by doing the tequila salt/shot/lemon combo.

Hold your nose when you drink it.

"Can I get this in a frozen drink? Like with fruit and an umbrella?"

Drop a Jolly Rancher in it like all the underage sloots used to do with their Zimas back in the day.

"You just got Iced, bro!"

 

[mr. furley]

is there a way to click on a thread and have it jump to the last unread post?

this has gotta be shtick. How long have you been here, nimrod?

got it nowTHANKS FOR THE PM, ABRAHAM.

 

[dharmapunk]

A GB just pushed team GMTAN over the $200 mark.

you should put the donate link in the drunk thread a few times. easy money after happy hour.

Good idea.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Great subtle shtick: First posts of an alias that you created back in 2008. Who creates an alias and then shelves it unused for 3 years? I can't decide what I want for dinner tonight, much less decide I might need to not be me on this board 3 years down the road.

You can't go wrong with carrots and celery for dinner.

 

[KGB]

Great subtle shtick: First posts of an alias that you created back in 2008. Who creates an alias and then shelves it unused for 3 years? I can't decide what I want for dinner tonight, much less decide I might need to not be me on this board 3 years down the road.

Few years back i created a santa clause that would only post "finger: at anyone who wasnt in the christmas sprirt

 

[Kubes]

Wait, people have aliai that they've never used?

Pretty weird, right?