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YSR
Footballguy
Surely you're planning to be there that night. You know, just to have dinner at the bar and support your husband? Oh, and, well looky there, they want a picture with Oliver. Oh, and he wants his wife to be in it too.They are playing here on Monday. I asked Mr. krista first whether she needed an escort, and he said the whole band will be with her for dinner. I then asked how they're going to eat dinner and still make an 8 p.m. show, and he said that she wasn't sure when they were getting in so is calling him back again tomorrow. The little trollop.But what does she have that I don't, other than talent, fame, fortune, apparent coolness, and about 100 extra pounds?And FYI Pixies are playing here this Friday night.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Flipped over to see if she want back to the red. She did. Totally going to be pretending the wife is Emma Stone later.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
And we're back.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Emma Stone just made a Zack Morris joke.
I have no words. It's everything I've ever wanted.
I have no words. It's everything I've ever wanted.
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What did she say, I missed it
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I don't remember. I blacked out and when I woke up my pants were off and I was covered in tissues and ice cream.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
any order to your enemies list? no way im more hate-worthy than coldplay.
krista4
Footballguy
I like the way you think.AaronFan, I do not like the way you think. :(Surely you're planning to be there that night. You know, just to have dinner at the bar and support your husband? Oh, and, well looky there, they want a picture with Oliver. Oh, and he wants his wife to be in it too.They are playing here on Monday. I asked Mr. krista first whether she needed an escort, and he said the whole band will be with her for dinner. I then asked how they're going to eat dinner and still make an 8 p.m. show, and he said that she wasn't sure when they were getting in so is calling him back again tomorrow. The little trollop.But what does she have that I don't, other than talent, fame, fortune, apparent coolness, and about 100 extra pounds?
kevzilla
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
OK, now I'm gonna have to start my own list.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
chronoloicgail.That means time.
Saw em once. I like coldplay
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'm good with this.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
i went with chicks both times. good times. im also a sucker for songs featuring the piano.
Watching Pearl Jam 20 and it's pretty fn awesome
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cosjobs
Footballguy
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Hi. I'm still a 14 year old nerd playing video games to the massive resentment of his "girlfriend."
Ok. Back to the dragons.
Ok. Back to the dragons.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Everything hurts
dharmapunk
Footballguy
WHAT, RICK? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
I took it once so I could have an MRI (Claustrophobic).I took one pill 30 mins before, then a second right before I went in.My wife came and picked me up and found me sleeping in a planter outside the clinic.I slept for 10 straight hours after.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Muchas apologencias for my mewling, wannabe posts yesterday. Had just driven 4 hours (in what should've been 2) from my parents house wracked by these ####### anxiety attacks I get nowadays when driving any distance. I had to pull over a half dozen times. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I don't get those attacks if I've had a couple of drinks. And that's only when I'm driving - I'm fine, say, at work so it's not alcohol withdrawal. Stopped at a liquor store and got a couple of minatures and ate my last two Atavans (I use them when I have to fly, which has always terrified me). From that point on, I was fine but had driven miles of backroads out of my way. It's really frustrating as I used to LOVE driving distances and used to run some 1,000 mile weekends back in my misspent youth with products that may or may not have gotten me in trouble. In any case, I got right-the-######-up when I got home.
Never been to Vegas and am thinking it would be fun - maybe stop by whereever some of you are hanging and say "hi".
Never been to Vegas and am thinking it would be fun - maybe stop by whereever some of you are hanging and say "hi".
boilerdave
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
A friend of mine won a "pop a shot" basketball game at an auction about a year ago and gave it to me for the boys. I finally got around to putting it together yesterday, well almost. We had dinner with some friends so I ran out of time and just need to string the netting up on the sides and blow the basketballs up. So this morning Dylan figured he would get up early and try it out as a trampoline and broke the vinyl ball return bottom out of it. So angry.
Thorn
Footballguy
come on now. Pretty sure you are the point oh one percent.They are playing here on Monday. I asked Mr. krista first whether she needed an escort, and he said the whole band will be with her for dinner. I then asked how they're going to eat dinner and still make an 8 p.m. show, and he said that she wasn't sure when they were getting in so is calling him back again tomorrow. The little trollop.But what does she have that I don't, other than talent, fame, fortune, apparent coolness, and about 10 extra pounds?
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Thorn
Footballguy
"fix you" is a good song. I dont care what anyone says.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
This. For some reason I decided it was a good idea to leave my wallet at the bar and walk around downtown Minneapolis. Ended up at some Chinese place and pulled a dine and dash. They weren't happy and dude chased me for a few blocks. Then I fell and cut up my hand. Finally found my GBs around midnight. Yes that's about 3 hours MIA. Then thought it was a fantastic idea to do shots. I ended up leaving a full beer at bar close because I couldn't drink any more. We went to some schwarma place and saw the gopher quarterback with his old lady. She wasn't hot. Nice guy.Hour 2 of the 5 hour drive back. Kill me now. Sorry for bailing tre. That's what I do. Had a great time though. Your friends were fun. Post the video of my beer slamming contest
krista4
Footballguy
Should probably just go ahead and amputate.Tiger Fan update: my colleague who used to be at Wal-Mart tells me they also have to empty their own trash every night, and no one is allowed an office with a window.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Well, that was a crazy-### weekend in Portland.
I really wonder how much my hotel room is going to charge for the mess I left. I completely blacked out Friday night, but apparently it involves a $110 bill for dinner with the group I was with (just me - ouch), 3 hours at a retro arcade making a complete ### out of myself, sneaking out with a coworker and going to her room, then leaving and throwing up in mine.
I know I'm disappointing by not providing details, but I honestly don't know them. I spent yesterday cleaning a bit and nursing a hangover that didn't go away until after the Oregon game.
I don't think this city is good for me.
I really wonder how much my hotel room is going to charge for the mess I left. I completely blacked out Friday night, but apparently it involves a $110 bill for dinner with the group I was with (just me - ouch), 3 hours at a retro arcade making a complete ### out of myself, sneaking out with a coworker and going to her room, then leaving and throwing up in mine.
I know I'm disappointing by not providing details, but I honestly don't know them. I spent yesterday cleaning a bit and nursing a hangover that didn't go away until after the Oregon game.
I don't think this city is good for me.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
This. For some reason I decided it was a good idea to leave my wallet at the bar and walk around downtown Minneapolis. Ended up at some Chinese place and pulled a dine and dash. They weren't happy and dude chased me for a few blocks. Then I fell and cut up my hand. Finally found my GBs around midnight. Yes that's about 3 hours MIA. Then thought it was a fantastic idea to do shots. I ended up leaving a full beer at bar close because I couldn't drink any more. We went to some schwarma place and saw the gopher quarterback with his old lady. She wasn't hot. Nice guy.Hour 2 of the 5 hour drive back. Kill me now. Sorry for bailing tre. That's what I do. Had a great time though. Your friends were fun. Post the video of my beer slamming contest
I looked to my right and you were gone. Like a drunk ninja.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:This. For some reason I decided it was a good idea to leave my wallet at the bar and walk around downtown Minneapolis. Ended up at some Chinese place and pulled a dine and dash. They weren't happy and dude chased me for a few blocks. Then I fell and cut up my hand. Finally found my GBs around midnight. Yes that's about 3 hours MIA. Then thought it was a fantastic idea to do shots. I ended up leaving a full beer at bar close because I couldn't drink any more. We went to some schwarma place and saw the gopher quarterback with his old lady. She wasn't hot. Nice guy.Hour 2 of the 5 hour drive back. Kill me now. Sorry for bailing tre. That's what I do. Had a great time though. Your friends were fun. Post the video of my beer slamming contest'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
GHDRTXFNCF VJ GHKJK:"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Gasoline?'Uruk-Hai said:
Sconch
Footballguy
Pics are a must. The wife and I are getting a room at the cool restored hotel a block away from the venue. I'm hoping that's where the band is staying too.Surely you're planning to be there that night. You know, just to have dinner at the bar and support your husband? Oh, and, well looky there, they want a picture with Oliver. Oh, and he wants his wife to be in it too.They are playing here on Monday. I asked Mr. krista first whether she needed an escort, and he said the whole band will be with her for dinner. I then asked how they're going to eat dinner and still make an 8 p.m. show, and he said that she wasn't sure when they were getting in so is calling him back again tomorrow. The little trollop.But what does she have that I don't, other than talent, fame, fortune, apparent coolness, and about 100 extra pounds?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Based on this, i'm probably out for GMTAN-hole in Vegas. I might die.'Notorious T.R.E. said:'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:This. For some reason I decided it was a good idea to leave my wallet at the bar and walk around downtown Minneapolis. Ended up at some Chinese place and pulled a dine and dash. They weren't happy and dude chased me for a few blocks. Then I fell and cut up my hand. Finally found my GBs around midnight. Yes that's about 3 hours MIA. Then thought it was a fantastic idea to do shots. I ended up leaving a full beer at bar close because I couldn't drink any more. We went to some schwarma place and saw the gopher quarterback with his old lady. She wasn't hot. Nice guy.Hour 2 of the 5 hour drive back. Kill me now. Sorry for bailing tre. That's what I do. Had a great time though. Your friends were fun. Post the video of my beer slamming contest'Notorious T.R.E. said:
krista4
Footballguy
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