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In honor of tomorrow's Vikes/Pack game at work we're doing a stupid tailgate with no booze thing. Thus I'm making that chili. Also we're supposed to wear a jersey but I don't own a jersey so instead I'm wearing my Jonathan Moxon t-shirt.

I don't want....your life.
:lmao: Holy ####, I hope this is true.

 
In honor of tomorrow's Vikes/Pack game at work we're doing a stupid tailgate with no booze thing. Thus I'm making that chili. Also we're supposed to wear a jersey but I don't own a jersey so instead I'm wearing my Jonathan Moxon t-shirt.

I don't want....your life.
:lmao: Holy ####, I hope this is true.
Oh it's true. I'll get a pic.
Awesome. Where does one get a Jonathan Moxon T-Shirt?
The internet. You can also get Lance Harbor, Charlie Tweeder, Billy Bob, and Wendell whatshisname.
 
Pretty sure that a GMTAN Secret Santa wouldn't do a whole lot to help with this opinion:

'GroveDiesel said:
:wolf: killed the FFA. Seriously. A bunch of good posters started posting just in those threads and nothing else. Then WW was pretty much killed off and those guys all just disappeared.

That, and the whole GM clan who decided that they were too good for the rest of the FFA and post almost exclusively in the GM thread in the FFA.

Both of those things helped kill the sense of community that pervaded the FFA. Even with all the arguing and so forth, there was a sense of community. But the self segregation really created a major problem and destroyed that sense of community.
That said, I'm in.

 
If "running" the Secret Santa just means matching up the names and sending PMs to people about who their gift recipient is, I can do it.

 
In honor of tomorrow's Vikes/Pack game at work we're doing a stupid tailgate with no booze thing. Thus I'm making that chili. Also we're supposed to wear a jersey but I don't own a jersey so instead I'm wearing my Jonathan Moxon t-shirt.

I don't want....your life.
:lmao: Holy ####, I hope this is true.
Oh it's true. I'll get a pic.
Awesome. Where does one get a Jonathan Moxon T-Shirt?
The internet. You can also get Lance Harbor, Charlie Tweeder, Billy Bob, and Wendell whatshisname.
!!!!When you google "Jonathan Moxon T-Shirt" your post comes up 4th.... creepy.

 
I'm enjoying the 7am Hippling. :)

Also, I had sex with a strange woman tonight...she was like 40ish...I feel weird. But good. Mainly cause I got to have McDonald's breakfast on the way ho,me...is 4 sausage mcmuffins too many? I'm not sure. I think yes. :toilet:

Should this be in the drunk thread? Cause Im still pretty drunk. Really drunk actually. Contemplating having another beer...pretty sure I should have my head examined.
Still drinking and driving huh? :thumbdown:
Did you even read fish's story?
 
In honor of tomorrow's Vikes/Pack game at work we're doing a stupid tailgate with no booze thing. Thus I'm making that chili. Also we're supposed to wear a jersey but I don't own a jersey so instead I'm wearing my Jonathan Moxon t-shirt.

I don't want....your life.
:lmao: Holy ####, I hope this is true.
Oh it's true. I'll get a pic.
Awesome. Where does one get a Jonathan Moxon T-Shirt?
The internet. You can also get Lance Harbor, Charlie Tweeder, Billy Bob, and Wendell whatshisname.
!!!!When you google "Jonathan Moxon T-Shirt" your post comes up 4th.... creepy.
RICK

I really want that shirt.

 
So, let's say you lose all your profit plus some for the year in one week of betting. However you're out of town for the week and can't settle up until Friday. Do you chase or just cut your losses?

 
Baseball Update:Season ended Saturday with an impressive 9-2 victory in three innings of baseball before the darkness caught up with us. Good job YMCA scheduling your last game at 5pm when it gets dark at 5:30. My boy went 2 for 2 with a run scored and stranded on third when the game ended. Finished the season with a 5-1-2 record, you know, if we kept score and stuff. Did the pizza party thing afterwards and I had every parent come up to me and ask if I would be coaching in the spring because they want to come back to this team. Made me feel 10 feet high, moustachioed hero.

Health Update:One week left in the contest at work. With 21.4 pounds lost myself and my partner losing 10 pounds, we have the contest wrapped up by 15 pounds on the second place team and have lapped all the other teams. I could spend the rest of the week at an All You Can Eat and still win. My only stumbling block is that after 2 weeks of running 2-4 times a week and doing my 100 pushup program, I woke up this weekend with a bulge in my groin area. :softball: I can gently push it back in, but it keeps popping up through out the day. No pain, but it's freaking me out. Going to the doctor tomorrow because the last thing I want is a freakin' hernia.

Divorce Update:Splitting up the bank account this week. I'm going with ING Direct. Still discussing how to handle the actual divorce. I had the kids this weekend and it was great, and when I dropped them off, it looks like my wife spent the time productively around the house, which was good. I will see the kids three times this week (Scouts Monday, my night with them Wednesday, Scouts Thursday) and then the first weekend without baseball so I won't see them at all for the first time over a weekend. But then I get them on Wednesday for the entire Thanksgiving holiday.

 
So, let's say you lose all your profit plus some for the year in one week of betting. However you're out of town for the week and can't settle up until Friday. Do you chase or just cut your losses?
Don't ever come home and use the money to establish a new home and identity
 
I assume most everybody's heard this by now. Didn't know if anything broke on it over the weekend, as I was basically taken prisoner by a 5 year-old and a puppy.

“I can give you a rumor and I can give you something I think might happen,” Madden told John Dennis and Gerry Callahan. “I hear there’s a rumor that there will be a more shocking development from the Second Mile Foundation — and hold on to your stomachs, boys, this is gross, I will use the only language I can — that Jerry Sandusky and Second Mile were pimping out young boys to rich donors. That was being investigated by two prominent columnists even as I speak.”

 
So, let's say you lose all your profit plus some for the year in one week of betting. However you're out of town for the week and can't settle up until Friday. Do you chase or just cut your losses?
as been well documented elsewhere (hi cos), don't chase /1996ETA: I guess it depends on how much you're in the hole for.
 
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Is the GMTANSS thing for shtick reasons or real gifts?

ETA I'm also pretty dissappointed that my post to K4's FB got zero play. <_< :kicksrock:

 
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So I had a Rams game today...

The only thing missing from this weekend were the boys but come on, how much do I need to expose them to this stuff right? Well Mrs. SLB, despite my best efforts, says she isn't missing this parade "for anything in the world" I'm so happy for the Rams win because now I'm down to 4 in one eliminator for $2500 and 9 for $1200. Hey hey.
It was down to two of us in one, and we both picked Philly so we split $1500. I forgot that part of it the money goes to charity. It was down to 8 of us in the other one and I also picked Philly and so did 6 other people with one person picking SD. So I get another $200+ from that to make it about a thousand dollar day. :moneybag:
 
I'm enjoying the 7am Hippling. :)

Also, I had sex with a strange woman tonight...she was like 40ish...I feel weird. But good. Mainly cause I got to have McDonald's breakfast on the way ho,me...is 4 sausage mcmuffins too many? I'm not sure. I think yes. :toilet:

Should this be in the drunk thread? Cause Im still pretty drunk. Really drunk actually. Contemplating having another beer...pretty sure I should have my head examined.
Still drinking and driving huh? :thumbdown:
Did you even read fish's story?
Did you??
.......I went to happy hour/dinner/bar/bar/bar. Around 1, my phone has no more battery and becomes useless. At around 2, I had a sober person drive me home and drop me off. Saw knuckle's car, so figured she was there and would let me in. My ride leaves............
 
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Oh yeah, the last two Sundays Mrs. SLB has taken the boys to mass :mellow: while I'm at the bar. When I got home she told me that sitting next to them was World Series MVP David Freese. I have this feeling my pending divorce is about to get accelerated. :mellow:

 
I assume most everybody's heard this by now. Didn't know if anything broke on it over the weekend, as I was basically taken prisoner by a 5 year-old and a puppy. “I can give you a rumor and I can give you something I think might happen,” Madden told John Dennis and Gerry Callahan. “I hear there’s a rumor that there will be a more shocking development from the Second Mile Foundation — and hold on to your stomachs, boys, this is gross, I will use the only language I can — that Jerry Sandusky and Second Mile were pimping out young boys to rich donors. That was being investigated by two prominent columnists even as I speak.”
Holy ####.I did not hear that.Wow. get this guy in general population ASAP.
 
So last night I had a few drinks with family, then went out on the town. My buddy's girlfriend was out and she kept trying to push her friend on me, whom I am not interested in. (Much) later on she and I were texting, mostly me saying stop trying to make a girlfriend out of your slutty BFF. She texted me something about wanting her and her boyfriend (my buddy) to be able to grow old with me and my wife, so she needed to find me a wife. I found that somewhat creepy, so I forwarded the text to YSR for confirmation of the level of creepiness.

Except I didn't forward it to YSR, I forwarded it to a woman I used to work with like 10 years ago who has a similar first name as YSR. She replied at 6am "why are you texting me in the middle of the night about a wife?" :mellow:

Anyhow, I think I should be dropping my phone in a glass of wine every couple of years to prevent this from happening again.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Had the sex with the old broad again last night. Multiple texts already today. I have a feeling this is gonna be a slower-developing version of knuckles. :(

Crap.

 

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