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My linkHow does THIS happen, exactly? The part after the 1:15 mark is bonkers, wtf?? Not talking about the tiger side of things, I know he has a "relationship" with her, it's the impala ram I question. How is that not a plant? Then, the "KILLER BITE" at 2:15...I love the pointer he uses.
Lions and wait, tigers, in Africa, oh boy...
Are you posting from the future?
You mentioned Jesus. Jesus died at 33. You can look it up. It's in the Bible.Huh?'proninja said:If I knew I was going to die at 33 I probably wouldn't do much with dental care either'General Malaise said:Took my sons to the dentist today. They told me my 7 year old should be fitted for some pre-ortho metal rod to correct what they call a 'cross bite'. Of course, this isn't covered under insurance and it's not going to change the fact that he'll need braces when he's older, but hey, they caught it early and perhaps they will be able to save us a few months of braces when he turns 11.F'n racket, these damn dentists.
You know who didn't need braces? Jesus.
Should of said Thanksgiving luncheon we have 1 week or so before the actual holiday.
mmmmmmmmm....stripper....Damn just remembered that after I shower I have to put back on the same clothes from yesterday, WINNINGgb smelling like stripper all day today.
AE is in Fairbanks, like 6 hours from Anchorage. You could look it up.
Alaskan strippers probably smell like a Kodiak bear wearing a bunch Victoria's Secret Pink lotion.mmmmmmmmm....stripper....Damn just remembered that after I shower I have to put back on the same clothes from yesterday, WINNING
and needed to tell my fellow drunks and clowns.
I stand by my assessment.Alaskan strippers probably smell like a Kodiak bear wearing a bunch Victoria's Secret Pink lotion.mmmmmmmmm....stripper....Damn just remembered that after I shower I have to put back on the same clothes from yesterday, WINNING
and I'm not kidding about this. I remember putting about 20 singles in with the blonde girl that brought me to the club and 2 dudes on my left and we made it rain when all the girls were on the stage. I remember explaining to one of the girls during a dance that she should work at the Acropolis in Portland because they serve steak there, she couldn't stop laughing at the randomness of it and proceed to french kiss me for being real and nice. I must have smoked 4-5 cigs last night (I don't smoke) and it was easily -10 outside and each time it was me, the blonde girl and one of two strippers who wanted me to stand there and tell them Coast Guard stories. The blonde also paid for us to get a double lap dance from two girls that made out most of the time they were grinding on us, holy crap last night was epic.
Hi Mex~!@~@@~GB you GB
Was gonna post a pic of the culprit to be, but forget it now.
Please remind me to never ever enter the Occupy Wall Street thread here. I generally like my comedy to be funny, not stupid.ETA: no offense to anyone in there; if poking sticks is your thing, laugh away. I also don't mean to drag the GMTAN through any political mud. I guess I'm just
quit yer yappin, hippie
something about strippers, they seem to love me even when I'm not spending money. ALOHAAAAAAI need to party with that guy
...now that someone has, Tanner should delete some of his posts and run the pagecount back down to double digits.
Great Alaskan Bush Co.?Damn just remembered that after I shower I have to put back on the same clothes from yesterday, WINNING
YESGreat Alaskan Bush Co.?Damn just remembered that after I shower I have to put back on the same clothes from yesterday, WINNING
Who knew there were gorgeous women in Alaska? The bush company had 3 of the best looking girls I've ever seen in my life working in there last night. This is not the alcohol talking and yes I've seen many hot women in my life but 2 perfect 10's and a 9 who would have been a 10 but she had a crooked tooth.
I went to The Bush Co back in the summer of '97. I was working as an auditor for Case Credit and had to head up to Alaska every 3 months. I had never been up there in the summer, so I was completely mystified when I rolled out of the Bush Co. at 3am and IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE! Talk about a soul burning experience. The Bush Co. lures hot strippers from around the country/world to work there because - as you stated earlier - the fishermen coming off the boats will absolutely BLOW their pay on drinks, dances and anything else the strippers might want to partake in. There is more hot snatch in that saloon than any club in the country. I'll stake my paycheck on that. I've been to clubs in Vegas, Dallas, SoCal and all points in between (Hayward - HAI!). That Bush Co. is simply incredible. I recall a chick from Athens that was working the night I was there. She might have been the prettiest female I've ever seen in my life up close. And by up close, I'm pretty sure I saw one of her kidneys.Unlike you, however, I was there on a solo mission from god. No wingmen, not random hot blondes, just me. When I got there, I befriended a slim, spectacled Asian man who was also there on business. I probably understood 1/25th of what he told me, but it didn't hinder our budding friendship and we hung out for about an hour or so. Finally, my new buddy broke down and bought a lap dance. Off he went with a beautiful blonde and I told him I'd save his spot and guard his beer. He never came back. I flagged down the blonde and asked her "Hey, what did you do with my friend" and she laughed and said after the dance, he ran out of the club. Good times.
Luncheon? Did you sit around and discuss novels afterwards?
Poking sticks was the MO when melly and joet ran this place. Some have still not moved on.Please remind me to never ever enter the Occupy Wall Street thread here. I generally like my comedy to be funny, not stupid.ETA: no offense to anyone in there; if poking sticks is your thing, laugh away. I also don't mean to drag the GMTAN through any political mud. I guess I'm just
Perhaps. Wasn't there as I am not a fan of forced socialization.
you have no idea gb, there was one girl who couldn't have been a day over 18 and she was f'n smoking hot.
Most bowling alleys now have those bumpers so kids can't get gutter balls. They also have ramp thingees so the kid doesn't even need to roll the ball. Just part of what's wrong with America I say.
Sounds better than the bikini-clad Columbus near-your-lapdances.
When I went bowling with the Malaise clan, they had a button you could push and rails popped up, blocking the gutter. They wouldn't let me use it, but worked great for the kids.
Bowling is great fun. In fact, I took Cosjobs along for a family bowling outing last month. I don't think 5 is too young. When the weather sucks, it's a great way to kill an hour. Plus, they've really splashed up bowling alleys from the days of yore. Even in tiny Portland, OR the bowling lanes all have flat screen TVs tuned to sports, great (and I mean GREAT) beer selections, decent food and plenty of video games.
Best part of this outing was when Cos learned he could bring in a bottle of his own wine for a 'corking fee' of $10. He and my wife ripped through a bottle of red, then he magically procured a bottle of white, opened it and hid it behind a potted plant.
I agree with this. My sons use the bumpers strategically like a game of Plinko. This is no way to shape a future bowling pro.
No one said the fee was per bottle
damn my buddy just shot me a text and said that we tipped the taxi driver with taco bell burritos because we were out of cash for his tip on the return to the hotel.
your story just went from nearly epic to epic.
No one said the fee was per bottle
Awesome.
I used to bartend at a bowling alley. You'd be surprised how much wine gets drank...drunk?The women's leagues and couples' leagues were obviously the main drinkers of wine but there were quite a few men's teams who would hammer through a few bottles every night.I don't know, but wine and bowling don't seem to go together
