GM's thread about nothing (47 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Bulgaria's chief export is chrome

Prettu sure that's Albania, where all the Albinos live.

 

[B-Deep]

this thread needs more tebowing

 

[urbanhack]

I'd consider becoming a mathlete.

update?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Bulgaria's chief export is chrome

Prettu sure that's Albania, where all the Albinos live.

Albania's chief export is grain.

 

[commisholio]

holy crap these habanero bbq

will make you poop fire?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bulgaria's chief export is chrome

Prettu sure that's Albania, where all the Albinos live.

Albania borders on the Adriatic.

 

[-fish-]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN history

that is all

I apologize for my part.Here's a photo of a Bulgarian stripper: linkapology

I would like to know more about this person.

what would you like to know?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bulgaria's chief export is chrome

Prettu sure that's Albania, where all the Albinos live.

Albania's chief export is grain.

You calling Coach a liar?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

grammarguys: is it ok to put a preposition after "redundant"? If so, is it "redundant to" or "redundant with"? There are two redundant contract provisions. I wanted to say something like Paragraph 20 is redundant to/with Paragraph 30. I avoided it by rephrasing the sentence, but now I want to know if this is acceptable or not.

Paragraph 30 renders paragraph 20 redundant FTW

BOOM

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN history

that is all

I apologize for my part.Here's a photo of a Bulgarian stripper: linkapology

I would like to know more about this person.

what would you like to know?

Shoe size. And favorite domestic airport.

 

[-fish-]

grammarguys: is it ok to put a preposition after "redundant"? If so, is it "redundant to" or "redundant with"? There are two redundant contract provisions. I wanted to say something like Paragraph 20 is redundant to/with Paragraph 30. I avoided it by rephrasing the sentence, but now I want to know if this is acceptable or not.

Paragraph 30 renders paragraph 20 redundant FTW

BOOM

I recognize this a good solution. It just doesn't answer my question.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Bulgaria's chief export is chrome

Prettu sure that's Albania, where all the Albinos live.

Albania's chief export is grain.

You calling Coach a liar?

No. Apparently I've been misquoting Cheers for years.

 

[Sconch]

Rock and Roll Fun Facts That I Didn't Know:

Rick Derringer ('Rock and Roll Hoochie, Koo') was the founder and guitarist of The McCoys ('Hang on, Sloopy').

He also played on Kiss's Lick it Up album (their first sans makeup), playing an uncredited guitar on Exciter

I knew there was something I didn't like about him.

 

[Sconch]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN history

that is all

I apologize for my part.Here's a photo of a Bulgarian stripper: linkapology

I would like to know more about this person.

what would you like to know?

Shoe size. And favorite domestic airport.

How does she like her scallops?

 

[John Bender]

Still here in New England until December 15th now. final trip to CR is only lasting 1 week now.Change of plans - surprise, you're going to Philadelphia or Baltimore on January 1st to open an office there. Thanks for your help in Central America.Anyway -I need to find a place in Philly or Bmore in the next 3 weeks. Any ideas?I'd like to live alone, in a decent neighborhood with a place to walk my dog and spend no more than 900/1000 per month on rent. neighborhoods/areas?BMore or Philly the choice is mine. Can anyone drop some knowledge on me about these 2 areas? I'll likely be putting a deposit on a place sight unseen.

:tap:

 

[-fish-]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN history

that is all

I apologize for my part.Here's a photo of a Bulgarian stripper: linkapology

I would like to know more about this person.

what would you like to know?

Shoe size. And favorite domestic airport.

No idea what her shoe size is. She was wearing those plexiglass stripper heels. Lindbergh Field.And in anticipation of your next questions:

Ramble On

$0 on dances, about $100 on shots of Jameson's.

Backdoor

 

[-fish-]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN history

that is all

I apologize for my part.Here's a photo of a Bulgarian stripper: linkapology

I would like to know more about this person.

what would you like to know?

Shoe size. And favorite domestic airport.

How does she like her scallops?

bought for her.

 

[Sconch]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN history

that is all

I apologize for my part.Here's a photo of a Bulgarian stripper: linkapology

I would like to know more about this person.

what would you like to know?

Shoe size. And favorite domestic airport.

How does she like her scallops?

bought for her.

Where is the strangest place she's eaten trail mix besides a trail?

 

[General Malaise]

Haven't seen Polar Express. Will it be a hit with the girls, too? I'm thinking more my daughter and less Homer's dates. Though I'm sure he'd also appreciate some input. :softball:

TIA.

Don't get suckered into the new Muppets movie, btw. Painfully bad.

I thought it was OK.

On what planet? The songs were terrible, everything before the actual Muppet Show was unfunny, even the Muppet Show itself was likely only enjoyable to me in a nostalgiac kind of way, and that god awful rap made me long for Mr. Ham rapping. Or a saber to jam into my ears.

My ex-wife took the boys to go see it last week. They hated it too. Thought it was really dumb and asked to leave early. On the other hand, they did enjoy ####Cooter and Boots.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

I have it ranked as the 126th best page on my cheatsheet.Can't wait for the GMTAN page draft. I'll tell Tim to get it set up soon.

 

[General Malaise]

The 2011 Beaujolais Nouveau is pretty damn tasty. Best vintage in at least a decade.

I know its no longer cool to enjoy Beaujolais, but this is a fun wine. Meant be be drunk young. Preferably before Spring of '12. Enjoy the fresh "jolly Rancher" fruitiness. George Dubeouf is the vintnor I'm drinking. $8-9 a bottle

Yeah, I hate the stuff, but in my defense, I always have (whether or not it's "cool" to do so). :(

Its kind of like koolade, but sometimes I'm in the mood fro something light, fruity and chilled. I wish it came out in the summer. But I recommend giving it another shot with your expectations set. Not the worst $9 gamble you'll ever make. It is from Burgundy.

Yeah, I could see how it would be more appealing in the summer. It's freezing here today so I'm hunkering down with the rich reds.

It gets to be 117 here, and I don't get it. It's wine, which by definition has nothing to do with cool. Statements like, "It's kind of like Kool-ade" disturb me. Reminds me of my wife with that crappy chocolate "wine".

"It kind of tastes like Yoo-Hoo."

Then buy some ####ing Yoo-Hoo. And toss in a little vodka if you need the alcohol content. I don't want that pervy fat pitcher of Kool-Aid busting through my wall with an, "Oh, yeah!" just because I was in the mood for a little buzz on a Tuesday night. I had enough of that with the beer gorilla in college, thank you very much.

Sorry to offend your sensibilities. Its a historic grape- the Gamay, that Burgundian wineries have been producing for ages. The Gamay grapes tastes like it is. I am in favor of people drinking what they like and what they can afford.I have bought exactly one bottle of Beaujolais in the past year and I have over 3000 bottles in my cellar. Its by far one of my least favorite varietals and I can afford better, but I am not so full of myself that I refuse to taste it and evaluate it for what it is.Many people cannot afford an organic, biodynamically produced $40 bottle from a boutique Napa vineyard, nor will they appreciate it. Wine is not the sole refuge of the wealthy or the sophisticated and I think the snobbery you exude it is the largest obstacle the US faces in becoming as big of a player as it should be in the world of wine. By looking down on anyone who buys or orders the "wrong kind," rather than embracing the diversity of tastes and income levels in our society, we stunt the growth and production of our wineries. As a result we have uncultured masses swilling white zinfandel - basically cheap grapes with a lot of extra sugar dumped in, rather than real wines that can be embraced by unassuming palates and meager budgets. That's changing somewhat, but mostly because of cheap Australian imports, rather than anything the American wine industry is doing.

And finally- you are against "cool" wine? You do realize the average cellar temp is 50-55 degrees. That's pretty cool in my book. Some wines (yikes even some red wines) are actually best enjoyed a bit cooler than that.

I wish I could be bothered to lower my nose far enough to read this.

 

[Sconch]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

I have it ranked as the 126th best page on my cheatsheet.Can't wait for the GMTAN page draft. I'll tell Tim to get it set up soon.

 

[dharmapunk]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

ETA: I also apologize for my part. Bob had me shuked with his insider comedy.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

Quiet you. Worst page still involves you in a shower. Not. Even. Close.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

I have it ranked as the 126th best page on my cheatsheet.Can't wait for the GMTAN page draft. I'll tell Tim to get it set up soon.

I think he missed the 30 pages of Star Wars Chat around page 250.

 

[dharmapunk]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

Quiet you. Worst page still involves you in a shower. Not. Even. Close.

You're right. Let's go back to Shuke spilling his seed on the hotel carpet.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

vegas strip club stories > baseball & pancake chat, not to mention someone's filthy shower situation.

 

[General Malaise]

I wasn't impressed with OG last time I was there. I kept going to the VP machines up at the bar so I could win more beer money.

That's my move! I did that back in 2000 for my BIL's bachelor party. Ended up getting the digits of a stripper from Mississippi who wanted to meet up later, do a bunch of *E* and go to the Hard Rock. My buddies were mad that I ditched them at the stage to play VP, but man..that's the hot spot for all the action. When we left, I had MORE money than I came in with, plus plans to go to the Hard Rock and do drugs with a southern sloooot who knew the school of Millsaps. It was all so perfect. It was all so sublime. It was all so surearl.And then the Tim Tebow of our group lectured me the balance of the night how we weren't there for ourselves, we were there for Greg and it was his party and I was a bad friend for ditching the group and what would my fiance think if she found out I did drugs with a stripper from Mississippi at the Hard Rock...Tebow even asked me to show him the strip of paper with her number. I did. He wadded it up and flushed it. I hate Tim Tebow. I hate him with the passion of Satan's Sperm.

 

[Sconch]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

Quiet you. Worst page still involves you in a shower. Not. Even. Close.

You're right. Let's go back to Shuke spilling his seed on the hotel carpet.

What kind of an animal skeets on the carpet?

 

[General Malaise]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN history

that is all

I apologize for my part.Here's a photo of a Bulgarian stripper: linkapology

Wow, great armpits! I'm a fan.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

I have it ranked as the 126th best page on my cheatsheet.Can't wait for the GMTAN page draft. I'll tell Tim to get it set up soon.

 

[dharmapunk]

vegas strip club stories > baseball & pancake chat, not to mention someone's filthy shower situation.

Yea, I love conversations that only 3 or 4 people understand while everyone else stands around wondering what's going on. Makes me feel so superior or inferior, depending on if I'm a mason.

 

[General Malaise]

Still here in New England until December 15th now. final trip to CR is only lasting 1 week now.Change of plans - surprise, you're going to Philadelphia or Baltimore on January 1st to open an office there. Thanks for your help in Central America.Anyway -I need to find a place in Philly or Bmore in the next 3 weeks. Any ideas?I'd like to live alone, in a decent neighborhood with a place to walk my dog and spend no more than 900/1000 per month on rent. neighborhoods/areas?BMore or Philly the choice is mine. Can anyone drop some knowledge on me about these 2 areas? I'll likely be putting a deposit on a place sight unseen.

:tap:

According to Jim Rome, Baltimore leades the nation in STDs. That's all I got.

 

[John Bender]

Still here in New England until December 15th now. final trip to CR is only lasting 1 week now.Change of plans - surprise, you're going to Philadelphia or Baltimore on January 1st to open an office there. Thanks for your help in Central America.Anyway -I need to find a place in Philly or Bmore in the next 3 weeks. Any ideas?I'd like to live alone, in a decent neighborhood with a place to walk my dog and spend no more than 900/1000 per month on rent. neighborhoods/areas?BMore or Philly the choice is mine. Can anyone drop some knowledge on me about these 2 areas? I'll likely be putting a deposit on a place sight unseen.

:tap:

According to Jim Rome, Baltimore leades the nation in STDs. That's all I got.

Wow. Crossing that #### right off my list. Christ. Thanks

 

[General Malaise]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

Quiet you. Worst page still involves you in a shower. Not. Even. Close.

You're right. Let's go back to Shuke spilling his seed on the hotel carpet.

What kind of an animal skeets on the carpet?

This thread is missing Truck in a massive way.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

vegas strip club stories > baseball & pancake chat, not to mention someone's filthy shower situation.

Yea, I love conversations that only 3 or 4 people understand while everyone else stands around wondering what's going on. Makes me feel so superior or inferior, depending on if I'm a mason.

you're the one that kept asking about it.way more than 3 or 4 people knew the story.I don't know what goes on in PM chat between Gadzooks and Tanner but I still love hearing about it.

 

[Osaurus]

Just had an interview with a municipality. I have a 1 in 4 chance.

 

[Sconch]

vegas strip club stories > baseball & pancake chat, not to mention someone's filthy shower situation.

Yea, I love conversations that only 3 or 4 people understand while everyone else stands around wondering what's going on. Makes me feel so superior or inferior, depending on if I'm a mason.

you're the one that kept asking about it.way more than 3 or 4 people knew the story.



I don't know what goes on in PM chat between Gadzooks and Tanner but I still love hearing about it.

It's pretty much a one-way street. He sends the PM and I reply with "WTF"

 

[dharmapunk]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

Quiet you. Worst page still involves you in a shower. Not. Even. Close.

You're right. Let's go back to Shuke spilling his seed on the hotel carpet.

What kind of an animal skeets on the carpet?

This thread is missing Truck in a massive way.

Where is the judge anyway?

 

[Sconch]

Just had an interview with a municipality. I have a 1 in 4 chance.

Doing what?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Just had an interview with a municipality. I have a 1 in 4 chance.

So...33%...not bad.

 

[Osaurus]

Just had an interview with a municipality. I have a 1 in 4 chance.

Doing what?

Just had an interview with a municipality. I have a 1 in 4 chance.

So...33%...not bad.

I am a GIS guyI like those odds.

 

[Frostillicus]

Bulgaria's chief export is chrome

Prettu sure that's Albania, where all the Albinos live.

Albania's chief export is grain.

wrong

 

[Frostillicus]

holy crap these habanero bbq

will make you poop fire?

tell you later

 

[urbanhack]

looking forward to 1114.

 

[Frostillicus]

Page 1112 is the worst page in GMTAN historythat is all

Quiet you. Worst page still involves you in a shower. Not. Even. Close.

 

[Bogart]

I wasn't impressed with OG last time I was there. I kept going to the VP machines up at the bar so I could win more beer money.

That's my move! I did that back in 2000 for my BIL's bachelor party. Ended up getting the digits of a stripper from Mississippi who wanted to meet up later, do a bunch of *E* and go to the Hard Rock. My buddies were mad that I ditched them at the stage to play VP, but man..that's the hot spot for all the action. When we left, I had MORE money than I came in with, plus plans to go to the Hard Rock and do drugs with a southern sloooot who knew the school of Millsaps. It was all so perfect. It was all so sublime. It was all so surearl.And then the Tim Tebow of our group lectured me the balance of the night how we weren't there for ourselves, we were there for Greg and it was his party and I was a bad friend for ditching the group and what would my fiance think if she found out I did drugs with a stripper from Mississippi at the Hard Rock...Tebow even asked me to show him the strip of paper with her number. I did. He wadded it up and flushed it. I hate Tim Tebow. I hate him with the passion of Satan's Sperm.

I'm not a violent person, but I would have killed Tebow that night. And my last words before ending it all for him would have been, "I hope you have made peace with your.....well, with yourself Touchdown Jesus."

 

[Sconch]

Just had an interview with a municipality. I have a 1 in 4 chance.

Doing what?

Just had an interview with a municipality. I have a 1 in 4 chance.

So...33%...not bad.

I am a GIS guyI like those odds.

There's a 96% chance I have no idea what GIS is.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

The 2011 Beaujolais Nouveau is pretty damn tasty. Best vintage in at least a decade.

I know its no longer cool to enjoy Beaujolais, but this is a fun wine. Meant be be drunk young. Preferably before Spring of '12. Enjoy the fresh "jolly Rancher" fruitiness. George Dubeouf is the vintnor I'm drinking. $8-9 a bottle

Yeah, I hate the stuff, but in my defense, I always have (whether or not it's "cool" to do so). :(

Its kind of like koolade, but sometimes I'm in the mood fro something light, fruity and chilled. I wish it came out in the summer. But I recommend giving it another shot with your expectations set. Not the worst $9 gamble you'll ever make. It is from Burgundy.

Yeah, I could see how it would be more appealing in the summer. It's freezing here today so I'm hunkering down with the rich reds.

It gets to be 117 here, and I don't get it. It's wine, which by definition has nothing to do with cool. Statements like, "It's kind of like Kool-ade" disturb me. Reminds me of my wife with that crappy chocolate "wine".

"It kind of tastes like Yoo-Hoo."

Then buy some ####ing Yoo-Hoo. And toss in a little vodka if you need the alcohol content. I don't want that pervy fat pitcher of Kool-Aid busting through my wall with an, "Oh, yeah!" just because I was in the mood for a little buzz on a Tuesday night. I had enough of that with the beer gorilla in college, thank you very much.

Sorry to offend your sensibilities. Its a historic grape- the Gamay, that Burgundian wineries have been producing for ages. The Gamay grapes tastes like it is. I am in favor of people drinking what they like and what they can afford.I have bought exactly one bottle of Beaujolais in the past year and I have over 3000 bottles in my cellar. Its by far one of my least favorite varietals and I can afford better, but I am not so full of myself that I refuse to taste it and evaluate it for what it is.Many people cannot afford an organic, biodynamically produced $40 bottle from a boutique Napa vineyard, nor will they appreciate it. Wine is not the sole refuge of the wealthy or the sophisticated and I think the snobbery you exude it is the largest obstacle the US faces in becoming as big of a player as it should be in the world of wine. By looking down on anyone who buys or orders the "wrong kind," rather than embracing the diversity of tastes and income levels in our society, we stunt the growth and production of our wineries. As a result we have uncultured masses swilling white zinfandel - basically cheap grapes with a lot of extra sugar dumped in, rather than real wines that can be embraced by unassuming palates and meager budgets. That's changing somewhat, but mostly because of cheap Australian imports, rather than anything the American wine industry is doing.

And finally- you are against "cool" wine? You do realize the average cellar temp is 50-55 degrees. That's pretty cool in my book. Some wines (yikes even some red wines) are actually best enjoyed a bit cooler than that.

:wineswill:

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I'll take a pm.

Um, yeah. Does she speak French?

Ok, I'll bite. How is this funny?

guess you had to be there.

I'm not even sure some people who were technically there would get it. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

lolgoodtimes