GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[PaperBagHead]

Get one of these and sit on a busy corner with a cardboard sign that says,

Save Us From Extinction

Have Sex With Me

 

[urbanhack]

Hold up. They have others.

:shart:

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Hold up. They have others.

:shart:

I've narrowed it down to either that or some Handerpants.Already ordered the Yodeling pickle

 

[urbanhack]

LOL

Just checking the starting lineups in our work league. Check out this guy's lineup

 

[Osaurus]

Thinking about starting a holiday mishap thread. Intriguing or just sad?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

LOL

Just checking the starting lineups in our work league. Check out this guy's lineup

 

[shuke]

SHUKE> are you on vacation?

HACK> no, why?

 

[urbanhack]

SHUKE> are you on vacation?

HACK> no, why?

SHUKE> seems like you have had lot's of free time.Make it a great day,HACK

 

[Fightin Donkey]

Last night as I was walking into a bar a black guy stopped me and asked if black people were allowed in there.

Peens picking up some extra cash bouncing?

What's worse is that when he came in he asked the bartender the same thing, but the bartender didn't understand him and thought he was asking if a Mr. Black worked there, so he said no. The guy left and I told the bartender what he had asked, and then the bartender was completely panic-stricken. Oops.

"I swear I just told him we didn't have Johnny Walker Black...that's it!"

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Last night as I was walking into a bar a black guy stopped me and asked if black people were allowed in there.

He wasn't talking about the bar. HTH

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Things not looking so great for Da Raiders. .

Still! Hungover. Had a blast. Furls real life was more important than corn holing Not sur I ever want to drink again.

Some people just don't understand priorities.

SeriouslyDrank with jordy Nelson and Charles Woodson after the game.

Yeah pretty sure I wouldn't complain about not drinking with Furley then.

Nelson was pretty much a tool.

 

[Fightin Donkey]

LOL

Just checking the starting lineups in our work league. Check out this guy's lineup

 

[Fightin Donkey]

Things not looking so great for Da Raiders. .

Still! Hungover. Had a blast. Furls real life was more important than corn holing Not sur I ever want to drink again.

Some people just don't understand priorities.

SeriouslyDrank with jordy Nelson and Charles Woodson after the game.

Yeah pretty sure I wouldn't complain about not drinking with Furley then.

Nelson was pretty much a tool.

 

[Stoneys]

Thinking about starting a holiday mishap thread. Intriguing or just sad?

I think it could be intriguing

 

[urbanhack]

What the hell is wrong with people. I get a message in FB today from a chick from high school who I haven't seen or heard from in 25 years. She asks how Chicago is and says she saw I live there because of our high school reunion FB page. She then says she's coming up this way for her daughter's volleyball tournament and she wants to know if Niles, IL is far from Chicago.

GOOGLE MAPS DOWN?

 

[shuke]

Boss to chick at work: "What are you up to?"

Girl: "Thinking of buying this for my boyfriend."

Boss: "What is there to think about? You ####### have to buy that."

So awesome...ETA: It's only $25?!?!?!??!?

Seriously. Thinking of buying 8 of them, then going down to Home Depot to pick up a team of day laborers so I can have them race up and down the street.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Last night as I was walking into a bar a black guy stopped me and asked if black people were allowed in there.

He wasn't talking about the bar. HTH

OMT

 

[Osaurus]

Thinking about starting a holiday mishap thread. Intriguing or just sad?

I think it could be intriguing

It's on!

 

[Bogart]

LOL

Just checking the starting lineups in our work league. Check out this guy's lineup

 

[YSR]

I love this thread.

 

[Thorn]

Got my GMTAN SS goodies - generous gift certificate to a local hipster restaurant/lounge and my very own CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK sticker!

Thanks!!

 

[GroveDiesel]

What the hell is wrong with people. I get a message in FB today from a chick from high school who I haven't seen or heard from in 25 years. She asks how Chicago is and says she saw I live there because of our high school reunion FB page. She then says she's coming up this way for her daughter's volleyball tournament and she wants to know if Niles, IL is far from Chicago. GOOGLE MAPS DOWN?

I think you're being naive here.

 

[urbanhack]

What the hell is wrong with people. I get a message in FB today from a chick from high school who I haven't seen or heard from in 25 years. She asks how Chicago is and says she saw I live there because of our high school reunion FB page. She then says she's coming up this way for her daughter's volleyball tournament and she wants to know if Niles, IL is far from Chicago. GOOGLE MAPS DOWN?

I think you're being naive here.

Purposely, I suppose. Here's the actual message unedited."Hack....its pam(xxxxxxxxxx)...saw u on the reunion page and see u live up in chicago. Quesion for ya...where the heck is niles il? I've been told its near chicago? My 16 yr old daughter has a travel volleyball tourney uo there in jan! Lol"

 

[urbanhack]

What the hell is wrong with people. I get a message in FB today from a chick from high school who I haven't seen or heard from in 25 years. She asks how Chicago is and says she saw I live there because of our high school reunion FB page. She then says she's coming up this way for her daughter's volleyball tournament and she wants to know if Niles, IL is far from Chicago. GOOGLE MAPS DOWN?

I think you're being naive here.

Purposely, I suppose. Here's the actual message unedited."Hack....its pam(xxxxxxxxxx)...saw u on the reunion page and see u live up in chicago. Quesion for ya...where the heck is niles il? I've been told its near chicago? My 16 yr old daughter has a travel volleyball tourney uo there in jan! Lol"

Oh...and she's already a grandma.

 

[krista4]

What the hell is wrong with people. I get a message in FB today from a chick from high school who I haven't seen or heard from in 25 years. She asks how Chicago is and says she saw I live there because of our high school reunion FB page. She then says she's coming up this way for her daughter's volleyball tournament and she wants to know if Niles, IL is far from Chicago. GOOGLE MAPS DOWN?

I think you're being naive here.

Purposely, I suppose. Here's the actual message unedited."Hack....its pam(xxxxxxxxxx)...saw u on the reunion page and see u live up in chicago. Quesion for ya...where the heck is niles il? I've been told its near chicago? My 16 yr old daughter has a travel volleyball tourney uo there in jan! Lol"

I don't think your high school did a terribly good job here.

 

[shuke]

SHUKE> are you on vacation?

HACK> no, why?

SHUKE> seems like you have had lot's of free time.

Based on what?

 

[shuke]

Last night as I was walking into a bar a black guy stopped me and asked if black people were allowed in there.

He wasn't talking about the bar. HTH

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Purposely, I suppose. Here's the actual message unedited."Hack....its pam(xxxxxxxxxx)...saw u on the reunion page and see u live up in chicago. Quesion for ya...where the heck is niles il? I've been told its near chicago? My 16 yr old daughter has a travel volleyball tourney uo there in jan! Lol"

I don't think your high school did a terribly good job here.

 

[General Malaise]

don't overthink this.

New here?

Bengals DBs are banged up, Lloyd is a good play IMO.

Is Reggie Nelson okay?

He had a MONSTER game for me last week. 48 points.I think he's ok. Other than sucking, that is.

 

[urbanhack]

SHUKE> are you on vacation?

HACK> no, why?

SHUKE> seems like you have had lot's of free time.

Based on what?

The amount of posting you've done here the past 48 hours.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Free Time Skeptic

 

[urbanhack]

Purposely, I suppose. Here's the actual message unedited."Hack....its pam(xxxxxxxxxx)...saw u on the reunion page and see u live up in chicago. Quesion for ya...where the heck is niles il? I've been told its near chicago? My 16 yr old daughter has a travel volleyball tourney uo there in jan! Lol"

I don't think your high school did a terribly good job here.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Free Time Skeptic

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Awww kitty!

 

[Osaurus]

Been on Golf Rd. That's in Niles right? Hello google?

 

[proninja]

Secret Santa gift off and shipped

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Secret Santa gift off and shipped

Looks like mine will go out tomorrow...all packed except final item that my gf is picking up for me today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Awww kitty!

Just proves Marge Schott's point.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Remember how I posted about my cousin dating the kid from American Horror Story? Well apparently I really don't listen to my wife because that's not the kid she's dating, it's his brother. Glad I didn't act like I watched the program or anything when I met him a couple of weeks ago.

However after delivering my ∞ Christmas present today I found out one of my clients is married to this guy.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Remember how I posted about my cousin dating the kid from American Horror Story? Well apparently I really don't listen to my wife because that's not the kid she's dating, it's his brother. Glad I didn't act like I watched the program or anything when I met him a couple of weeks ago.

However after delivering my ∞ Christmas present today I found out one of my clients is married to this guy.

So the pic you sent me is the guy's brother?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Remember how I posted about my cousin dating the kid from American Horror Story? Well apparently I really don't listen to my wife because that's not the kid she's dating, it's his brother. Glad I didn't act like I watched the program or anything when I met him a couple of weeks ago.

However after delivering my ∞ Christmas present today I found out one of my clients is married to this guy.

So the pic you sent me is the guy's brother?

Yes

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Remember how I posted about my cousin dating the kid from American Horror Story? Well apparently I really don't listen to my wife because that's not the kid she's dating, it's his brother. Glad I didn't act like I watched the program or anything when I met him a couple of weeks ago.

However after delivering my ∞ Christmas present today I found out one of my clients is married to this guy.

So the pic you sent me is the guy's brother?

Yes

I knew he looked too fat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Remember how I posted about my cousin dating the kid from American Horror Story? Well apparently I really don't listen to my wife because that's not the kid she's dating, it's his brother. Glad I didn't act like I watched the program or anything when I met him a couple of weeks ago.

However after delivering my ∞ Christmas present today I found out one of my clients is married to this guy.

So the pic you sent me is the guy's brother?

Yes

I knew he looked too fat.

My link

 

[PaperBagHead]

Last night as I was walking into a bar a black guy stopped me and asked if black people were allowed in there.

He wasn't talking about the bar. HTH

 

[Guster]

The league I run has started up a "Toilet Bowl" for the bottom teams this year.

I need to come up with some sort of a traveling "prize"/trophy.

Any ideas?

My lead option right now is this

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

The league I run has started up a "Toilet Bowl" for the bottom teams this year.

I need to come up with some sort of a traveling "prize"/trophy.

Any ideas?

My lead option right now is this

A used bedpan?

 

[Guster]

The league I run has started up a "Toilet Bowl" for the bottom teams this year.

I need to come up with some sort of a traveling "prize"/trophy.

Any ideas?

My lead option right now is this

A used bedpan?

This might be a contender... My link

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

The league I run has started up a "Toilet Bowl" for the bottom teams this year.

I need to come up with some sort of a traveling "prize"/trophy.

Any ideas?

My lead option right now is this

A used bedpan?

This might be a contender... My link

A used bed pan with a dead rat in it?

 

[cosjobs]

http://www.npr.org/b...sts?sc=fb&cc=fp

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZ

 

[cosjobs]

LOL

Just checking the starting lineups in our work league. Check out this guy's lineup

Pretty sure his QB will be bringing Jesus to fill in the rest of the lineup