GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[trogg78]

I am making my own nic juice. I could get you a free sample of that.

758 days without nicotine, brah.

That's pretty awesome. Cograts! 319 days not smoking for me. I still like nicotine.

 

[Stoneys]

So a bunch of our vendors sent us food for the holidays. Popcorn Factory must have been having a huge sale becasue almost all of it is from there. Problem is that caramel (pronounced "car-mool" here in Ohio) corn is one of those thing I can't get enough of. Put this stuff in front of me and I turn into some kind of wild animal, like I'm regressing to a primordial being like in Altered States. You should see the floor of my office right now. And we have tons of this stuff. This will not end well.

It's like you're begging for the Eat-off to get fired up again.

I think he should send a pic of the crumbs on the floor of his cube(office)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal's friend has been in town this week. She is a special needs (not sure what but you can tell by looking at her) girl and goes away to school so he hasn't seen her in a while. She is really sweet and I was surprised at the big hug she gave me when she saw me for the first time in a while. I'm glad she is back around for Cal as well as Mrs. SLB which she also likes to hang out with.

Anyway, Cal came home from her house yesterday crying his eyes out. I asked him what was wrong....

Cal: Anna says she isn't going to marry me now.

Me: Oh really? Why not?

Cal: She says she is going to marry Justin Bieber.

Me: Cal, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know Justin Bieber.

Cal: But that's what she said! Now she doesn't even want to play with me because I'm upset! She'll only play with Dylan!

Mrs. SLB: Calvin, she is only 11. She isn't old enough to get married plus like dad said, she doesn't know Justin Bieber.

Me: Cal, don't worry about getting married. This is a game little girls play. One day she wants to marry you, the next day it's Justin Bieber and the day after that it's somebody else.

Cal: (Still upset but calming down) Why do they do that?

Me: I don't know, it's just what little girls do. I tell you what though, don't let girls get you upset like this.

Cal: Why?

Me: Because the more upset you get, the more power you give them over you.

Cal: You mean the way mom does it to you when you fight?

Me: Go outside and play.

 

[shuke]

So a bunch of our vendors sent us food for the holidays. Popcorn Factory must have been having a huge sale becasue almost all of it is from there. Problem is that caramel (pronounced "car-mool" here in Ohio) corn is one of those thing I can't get enough of. Put this stuff in front of me and I turn into some kind of wild animal, like I'm regressing to a primordial being like in Altered States. You should see the floor of my office right now.

And we have tons of this stuff. This will not end well.

It's like you're begging for the Eat-off to get fired up again.

Do what now?

 

[Fightin Donkey]

Cal's friend has been in town this week. She is a special needs (not sure what but you can tell by looking at her) girl and goes away to school so he hasn't seen her in a while. She is really sweet and I was surprised at the big hug she gave me when she saw me for the first time in a while. I'm glad she is back around for Cal as well as Mrs. SLB which she also likes to hang out with.Anyway, Cal came home from her house yesterday crying his eyes out. I asked him what was wrong....Cal: Anna says she isn't going to marry me now. Me: Oh really? Why not?Cal: She says she is going to marry Justin Bieber.Me: Cal, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know Justin Bieber.Cal: But that's what she said! Now she doesn't even want to play with me because I'm upset! She'll only play with Dylan! Mrs. SLB: Calvin, she is only 11. She isn't old enough to get married plus like dad said, she doesn't know Justin Bieber.Me: Cal, don't worry about getting married. This is a game little girls play. One day she wants to marry you, the next day it's Justin Bieber and the day after that it's somebody else.Cal: (Still upset but calming down) Why do they do that?Me: I don't know, it's just what little girls do. I tell you what though, don't let girls get you upset like this.Cal: Why?Me: Because the more upset you get, the more power you give them over you.Cal: You mean the way mom does it to you when you fight?Me: Go outside and play.

 

[heckmanm]

So a bunch of our vendors sent us food for the holidays. Popcorn Factory must have been having a huge sale becasue almost all of it is from there. Problem is that caramel (pronounced "car-mool" here in Ohio) corn is one of those thing I can't get enough of. Put this stuff in front of me and I turn into some kind of wild animal, like I'm regressing to a primordial being like in Altered States. You should see the floor of my office right now.

And we have tons of this stuff. This will not end well.

It's like you're begging for the Eat-off to get fired up again.

Do what now?

Tell me you got the stuff stuck to your cheeks without using your hands. Or don't. That's what I believe and don't want to hear otherwise.

 

[YSR]

Cal's friend has been in town this week. She is a special needs (not sure what but you can tell by looking at her) girl and goes away to school so he hasn't seen her in a while. She is really sweet and I was surprised at the big hug she gave me when she saw me for the first time in a while. I'm glad she is back around for Cal as well as Mrs. SLB which she also likes to hang out with.Anyway, Cal came home from her house yesterday crying his eyes out. I asked him what was wrong....Cal: Anna says she isn't going to marry me now. Me: Oh really? Why not?Cal: She says she is going to marry Justin Bieber.Me: Cal, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know Justin Bieber.Cal: But that's what she said! Now she doesn't even want to play with me because I'm upset! She'll only play with Dylan! Mrs. SLB: Calvin, she is only 11. She isn't old enough to get married plus like dad said, she doesn't know Justin Bieber.Me: Cal, don't worry about getting married. This is a game little girls play. One day she wants to marry you, the next day it's Justin Bieber and the day after that it's somebody else.Cal: (Still upset but calming down) Why do they do that?Me: I don't know, it's just what little girls do. I tell you what though, don't let girls get you upset like this.Cal: Why?Me: Because the more upset you get, the more power you give them over you.Cal: You mean the way mom does it to you when you fight?Me: Go outside and play.

#######, man.

 

[kaso]

Can't wait for the new season of An Idiot Abroad.

Did you watch the Bucket List season?

That's the one that's coming up.

It's been on here for a while now, I think 5 episodes. It's great! Classic Karl.

 

[EYLive]

I has of taday, and am watching wimmins team handball online.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

#######, man.

Really glad Mrs. SLB was there to witness this. <_<

 

[charvik]

I has of taday, and am watching wimmins team handball online.

link?

 

[Thorn]

Im on a bus and i has a flask.

 

[urbanhack]

I am making my own nic juice. I could get you a free sample of that.

758 days without nicotine, brah.

 

[shuke]

Im on a bus and i has a flask.

We need pics.

 

[-fish-]

Found fraudulent charges on my checking account today. Someone keyed in my card number for purchases in Seattle while I was in San Diego. Had to spend nearly an hour on the phone and cancel my card. Now waiting up to 10 days for a new card, after which I need to change all of my electronic billing.

 

[shuke]

Found fraudulent charges on my checking account today. Someone keyed in my card number for purchases in Seattle while I was in San Diego. Had to spend nearly an hour on the phone and cancel my card. Now waiting up to 10 days for a new card, after which I need to change all of my electronic billing.

Sucks. Card number or account number?

 

[shuke]

358 more posts from me and I'm out of here forever.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

358 more posts from me and I'm out of here forever.

see you the day after post 50,000!

 

[-fish-]

Found fraudulent charges on my checking account today. Someone keyed in my card number for purchases in Seattle while I was in San Diego. Had to spend nearly an hour on the phone and cancel my card. Now waiting up to 10 days for a new card, after which I need to change all of my electronic billing.

Sucks. Card number or account number?

card number, which is better.

 

[urbanhack]

Cal's friend has been in town this week. She is a special needs (not sure what but you can tell by looking at her) girl and goes away to school so he hasn't seen her in a while. She is really sweet and I was surprised at the big hug she gave me when she saw me for the first time in a while. I'm glad she is back around for Cal as well as Mrs. SLB which she also likes to hang out with.

Anyway, Cal came home from her house yesterday crying his eyes out. I asked him what was wrong....

Cal: Anna says she isn't going to marry me now.

Me: Oh really? Why not?

Cal: She says she is going to marry Justin Bieber.

Me: Cal, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know Justin Bieber.

Cal: But that's what she said! Now she doesn't even want to play with me because I'm upset! She'll only play with Dylan!

Mrs. SLB: Calvin, she is only 11. She isn't old enough to get married plus like dad said, she doesn't know Justin Bieber.

Me: Cal, don't worry about getting married. This is a game little girls play. One day she wants to marry you, the next day it's Justin Bieber and the day after that it's somebody else.

Cal: (Still upset but calming down) Why do they do that?

Me: I don't know, it's just what little girls do. I tell you what though, don't let girls get you upset like this.

Cal: Why?

Me: Because the more upset you get, the more power you give them over you.

Cal: You mean the way mom does it to you when you fight?

Me: Go outside and play.

So a bunch of our vendors sent us food for the holidays. Popcorn Factory must have been having a huge sale becasue almost all of it is from there. Problem is that caramel (pronounced "car-mool" here in Ohio) corn is one of those thing I can't get enough of. Put this stuff in front of me and I turn into some kind of wild animal, like I'm regressing to a primordial being like in Altered States. You should see the floor of my office right now.

And we have tons of this stuff. This will not end well.

It's like you're begging for the Eat-off to get fired up again.

Do what now?

 

[culdeus]

who does thefanatic post as here now?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So a bunch of our vendors sent us food for the holidays. Popcorn Factory must have been having a huge sale becasue almost all of it is from there. Problem is that caramel (pronounced "car-mool" here in Ohio) corn is one of those thing I can't get enough of. Put this stuff in front of me and I turn into some kind of wild animal, like I'm regressing to a primordial being like in Altered States. You should see the floor of my office right now. And we have tons of this stuff. This will not end well.

What kind of animal popcorns on the floor?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Cal's friend has been in town this week. She is a special needs (not sure what but you can tell by looking at her) girl and goes away to school so he hasn't seen her in a while. She is really sweet and I was surprised at the big hug she gave me when she saw me for the first time in a while. I'm glad she is back around for Cal as well as Mrs. SLB which she also likes to hang out with.

Anyway, Cal came home from her house yesterday crying his eyes out. I asked him what was wrong....

Cal: Anna says she isn't going to marry me now.

Me: Oh really? Why not?

Cal: She says she is going to marry Justin Bieber.

Me: Cal, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know Justin Bieber.

Cal: But that's what she said! Now she doesn't even want to play with me because I'm upset! She'll only play with Dylan!

Mrs. SLB: Calvin, she is only 11. She isn't old enough to get married plus like dad said, she doesn't know Justin Bieber.

Me: Cal, don't worry about getting married. This is a game little girls play. One day she wants to marry you, the next day it's Justin Bieber and the day after that it's somebody else.

Cal: (Still upset but calming down) Why do they do that?

Me: I don't know, it's just what little girls do. I tell you what though, don't let girls get you upset like this.

Cal: Why?

Me: Because the more upset you get, the more power you give them over you.

Cal: You mean the way mom does it to you when you fight?

Me: Go outside and play.

Cal

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bieber better watch his back. Cal is coming.

 

[General Malaise]

So a bunch of our vendors sent us food for the holidays. Popcorn Factory must have been having a huge sale becasue almost all of it is from there. Problem is that caramel (pronounced "car-mool" here in Ohio) corn is one of those thing I can't get enough of. Put this stuff in front of me and I turn into some kind of wild animal, like I'm regressing to a primordial being like in Altered States. You should see the floor of my office right now.

And we have tons of this stuff. This will not end well.

It's like you're begging for the Eat-off to get fired up again.

Do what now?

Oh, crap...

 

[Thorn]

Im on a bus and i has a flask.

We need pics.

Pm your cell number gb. No way im going to be able to pull off uploads to the web.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Im on a bus and i has a flask.

Awesome first line of a country song...a one-way ticket to Drunkville is all I ask

 

[HighBeams]

I'm going to be sad when Russell Brand gets half of Katy Perry's boobs (or will he get one full one?) in the divorce. :(

 

[trogg78]

I'm going to be sad when Russell Brand gets half of Katy Perry's boobs (or will he get one full one?) in the divorce. :(

You'll be fine. Stroke a furry wall.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

:doublefinger:

 

[shuke]

I love how he looks the wrong way for Cindy at about 0:34.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Oh and GM, my GB is making the Bacon Explosion ™ for our new years eve party. Between the heart attack and other artery damage I will probably endure, I might not get to see the Rose Bowl. Can I opt out or should I have my wife contact you?

Is it tomorrow yet?

 

[urbanhack]

Hit the office first thing this morning to grab my check and pick up my Secret Santa gift from -fish-. Pic coming soon.

Contents are:

Hangover Cookbook

Cohiba Cigar

Two special pills

Shot glass checkers game

Jay Z concert T-shirt.

 

[urbanhack]

Hit the office first thing this morning to grab my check and pick up my Secret Santa gift from -fish-. Pic coming soon.

Contents are:

Hangover Cookbook

Cohiba Cigar

Two special pills

Shot glass checkers game

Jay Z concert T-shirt.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Did some Rolling Stone Magazine reading and I noticed that Jay-Z and Kanye did an album together and it was RS's #2 album of the year. Not being much into a rap, I thought I'd give it a listen, so I downloaded it and pushed 'play' and my god does this suck out loud. How/why/what is so great about this? It's terrible. I don't hate rap, either. I spent many young hours listening to NWA, IceT, Public Enemy....but this Jay-Z/Kanye album just blows. Am I too old? Am I missing something in here?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So a bunch of our vendors sent us food for the holidays. Popcorn Factory must have been having a huge sale becasue almost all of it is from there. Problem is that caramel (pronounced "car-mool" here in Ohio) corn is one of those thing I can't get enough of. Put this stuff in front of me and I turn into some kind of wild animal, like I'm regressing to a primordial being like in Altered States. You should see the floor of my office right now.

And we have tons of this stuff. This will not end well.

It's like you're begging for the Eat-off to get fired up again.

Do what now?

yesssssssssssssss

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hit the office first thing this morning to grab my check and pick up my Secret Santa gift from -fish-. Pic coming soon.

Contents are:

Hangover Cookbook

Cohiba Cigar

Two special pills

Shot glass checkers game

Jay Z concert T-shirt.

My link

Fing regifter.

 

[-fish-]

Hit the office first thing this morning to grab my check and pick up my Secret Santa gift from -fish-. Pic coming soon.

Contents are:

Hangover Cookbook

Cohiba Cigar

Two special pills

Shot glass checkers game

Jay Z concert T-shirt.

My link

Fing regifter.

Since it ended up that the Hungover Cookbook, vicodin, and a Cuban cigar were also given by other people, it turns out that the regifting of the Jay-Z shirt was my only unique shtick.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm going to Dallas/Austin in February to see my old friends. I am going to absolutely destroy my liver and brain cells.

 

[kevzilla]

So a bunch of our vendors sent us food for the holidays. Popcorn Factory must have been having a huge sale becasue almost all of it is from there. Problem is that caramel (pronounced "car-mool" here in Ohio) corn is one of those thing I can't get enough of. Put this stuff in front of me and I turn into some kind of wild animal, like I'm regressing to a primordial being like in Altered States. You should see the floor of my office right now.

And we have tons of this stuff. This will not end well.

It's like you're begging for the Eat-off to get fired up again.

IN

 

[shuke]

I'm going to Dallas/Austin in February to see my old friends.

I may be there.

 

[charvik]

I'm going to Dallas/Austin in February to see my old friends. I am going to absolutely destroy my liver and brain cells.

May have to drive to Dallas and/or Austin for that one.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I really should quit drinking.

You don't need to quit drinking, you just need more structure in your life. I also think you'd be a great candidate to pick-up and move somewhere new. Get a fresh start somewhere else. You'd be forced to spend more time/energy on building a new life that you'd have less time/energy to spend on boozing it up. Not that you couldn't, but you wouldn't have the cheap, easy access and free time you have now.

If I didn't have structure and a duty to my wife/kids, I'd spend a LOT more time boozing it up and partying. It's what I do when I'm bored, so I try as best I can to fill my days up in advance. And that includes scheduling days where I'm going to do nothing but drink/party/rock and act like a frat boy. I'm going to Dallas/Austin in February to see my old friends. I am going to absolutely destroy my liver and brain cells. But before I go, I'll hopefully log several miles on the treadmill, coach several basketball games for my kids, not miss a day of work and try to do all the right things so when I go, I can feel good about being a jerkass. I'll still enjoy a daily beer or glass of wine, but I can't go to 11 every night anymore. At my age, I'll die and I just don't have the time. I can go to 2 or maybe 3 at best and I'm fine with that, though I'm not afraid to crank it up to a 7 now and then. But when I go to Texas in February? I'm going to 11. It'll be messy as hell and I'll feel like the HBO Crypt Keeper looks when the trip is over, but I plan on enjoying myself before returning back to normal life.

Anyhow, seems like you go pretty hard on a nightly basis, which can take its toll. I wish you all the best and hope you are doing okay.

 

[mr. furley]

Can't wait for the new season of An Idiot Abroad.

when does this start?

 

[mr. furley]

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What's up dude? Can you hook me up with some free glue?

Dude? I work for a bank.

 

[mr. furley]

358 more posts from me and I'm out of here forever.

see you the day after post 50,000!

jesus, you post a lot

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Can't wait for the new season of An Idiot Abroad.

when does this start?

Mid-late January. 21st maybe.

 

[YSR]

I need FBGs to stop dying. I have a hard time explaining to my husband why I'm a affected by some guy I've never met.

 

[YSR]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

Very confusing.

I'm pretty sure that whenever you reply to everyone in a group text there is never any words or anything. I get the text notification and see it's from you, but there is nothing there, I'm not sure if you're trying to attach something or it just some kind of odd shtick. Either way, I giggle every time.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Old news, Scoop.