Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I'll take one.
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Thanks. I just had a Little Debbie. It made me feel a lot bettter. But now my beer tastes like ####.Backstory in chat?Congrats and sorry to hear about family drama. What is the backstory?"I'd like to thank everyone for the booze. I appreciate it because my wife can no longer drink it"
Hugs and congrats all around. Long story short my sister made a comment later in the night that I took exception to. I should have walked out but I had a beer or six and stood up to her (she is the princess of the family). Turns out she hates my wife and announced it to the entire family. She hates that we go to my wife's family's house (is that the correct punctuation?) on random weekends, she hates that we have a dog and spend time with it (
), she hates........etc etc etc. My mom starts crying and everyone is yelling, trying to make peace.During the barrage of insults I said "If you want to ever talk to us and see your niece or nephew ever, please apologize" and we walked out. As my father and I are loading our truck she's screaming out the door "I ####### hate your wife! I hope she knows it!"I may never see my family again. I'm kinda sad about it.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Step 1 complete
Kubes
Footballguy
I've sent you this like 6 times.
chat link por favor
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I lost all my bookmarks in a flood.
kevzilla
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
took the eat-off one step too far?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Actual interaction from NYC bar after NY Giants game:
Pasty, doughy balding stereotypically nebbishy (read: Jewish) Giants fan to large, tatted up melotonin enriched Cowboys fan:
Giants fan: admit it. The Cowboys are our #####. Our #####! Might as well just assume the position and get it over with.
Cowboys fan: I've been to jail many times, and NOBODY has ever made me assume the position. :glare:
Giants fan:
Pasty, doughy balding stereotypically nebbishy (read: Jewish) Giants fan to large, tatted up melotonin enriched Cowboys fan:
Giants fan: admit it. The Cowboys are our #####. Our #####! Might as well just assume the position and get it over with.
Cowboys fan: I've been to jail many times, and NOBODY has ever made me assume the position. :glare:
Giants fan:
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
So did they have sex?Actual interaction from NYC bar after NY Giants gameasty, doughy balding stereotypically nebbishy (read: Jewish) Giants fan to large, tatted up melotonin enriched Cowboys fan:Giants fan: admit it. The Cowboys are our #####. Our #####! Might as well just assume the position and get it over with. Cowboys fan: I've been to jail many times, and NOBODY has ever made me assume the position. :glare:Giants fan:
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
He fixed the cableSo did they have sex?Actual interaction from NYC bar after NY Giants game
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
I'm not sure if that's a yes or a no.He fixed the cableSo did they have sex?Actual interaction from NYC bar after NY Giants game
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
It really is good. Dogfish does a great job with their special editions.Tre - drinking my PJ20 beer while watching the PJ20 outtakes. Very good.
yeah, it reminds me of one of the local brews here. Although not as priceyETA: I mean the PJ20 beer is priceyIt really is good. Dogfish does a great job with their special editions.Tre - drinking my PJ20 beer while watching the PJ20 outtakes. Very good.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Soooo many jokes, I can't even settle on a theme. Noah? Johnstown? I couldn't even come close to deciding there.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Me and Thorn trading videos via text...correction, Thorn sent me a video and I responded with 4 videos and several texts. I just reallysiscovered the whole text-video thing. I'm like a drunk on New Year's Day!
Starting to think he's avoiding me at this point.
Starting to think he's avoiding me at this point.
Homer J Simpson
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Oh wait, I'm pretty sure I really am a drunk on New Year's Day.
It's January 2 GB
Homer J Simpson
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Yeah, but I was drunk yesterday. Pretty sure I win.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So who wants a video of drunk-Homer?
youtube does
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Am I going to get picked up by the cops if I say yes?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Thorn video-texts are always money. I imagine he had some good ones last night as I woke up to find a few Thorn texts that were encouraging the use of shots last night.Me and Thorn trading videos via text...correction, Thorn sent me a video and I responded with 4 videos and several texts. I just reallysiscovered the whole text-video thing. I'm like a drunk on New Year's Day!Starting to think he's avoiding me at this point.
Thorn
Footballguy
They were delicious.Also, I sent Homer one video challenging him to an internet shot then promptly passed out. He sent back 3. :deadbanana:Thorn video-texts are always money. I imagine he had some good ones last night as I woke up to find a few Thorn texts that were encouraging the use of shots last night.Me and Thorn trading videos via text...correction, Thorn sent me a video and I responded with 4 videos and several texts. I just reallysiscovered the whole text-video thing. I'm like a drunk on New Year's Day!Starting to think he's avoiding me at this point.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Yeah, these were awesome. I have no idea if I responded because I was a talking monkey at the time I received them.List of things that occurred during New Year's Eve celebration:- A few Jack and diets (watching my figure)- 8-10 Shots of Jameson- 2 burnt chickens...1 using Tobasco, 1 using Sriracha- A lot of Old Style- A few miscellaneous shots. Basically every time someone came into the bar they'd do a shot with me. :dead:- Somewhere in there I rode over to the cook's house (the cook at the bar that is) and we picked up his snowmobile. He also got a new gun (SKS) so we shot that a bit and we fired off a clip from my Glock. ba(moron)- Shortly thereafter the one cop on the island showed up. But he just yelled at the cook for something regarding his snowmobile.They were delicious.Also, I sent Homer one video challenging him to an internet shot then promptly passed out. He sent back 3. :deadbanana:Thorn video-texts are always money. I imagine he had some good ones last night as I woke up to find a few Thorn texts that were encouraging the use of shots last night.Me and Thorn trading videos via text...correction, Thorn sent me a video and I responded with 4 videos and several texts. I just reallysiscovered the whole text-video thing. I'm like a drunk on New Year's Day!Starting to think he's avoiding me at this point.
I had shuffled off into the woods and watched from afar. (moron)- Got back to the bar by midnight. I think I injured my nose by hugging someone? Like we both went for the same side with our head position and bashed heads...all I know is it's pretty sore now.- Drank a lot of free crappy champagne at midnight. I used to do this thing where I'd slam a whole bottle of champagne at midnight...glad I didn't think of that. Still, I probably had half a bottle's worth.- Received a lot of awesome texts and videos. Not sure if I responded much or maybe I did a lot, I have no clue. Kind of scared to look.- At about 1:30 I tell my girl that we have to go. I don't remember doing this, but I must have been in trouble. - I wake up at 7am and see I threw up all over the floor next to my bed. So disgusting. This is compounded by the fact that I apparently ate the better part of a cheese ball and crackers when we got back to the hotel room. I haven't thrown up in years, this is just brutal. The room just reeks. I search through the hotel and find some paper towels and some cleaning supplies in the kitchen and spend the next hour cleaning my vomit up. Now I have an idea what it's like to kill a hooker. I meticulously clean everything, but the smell is still there. I take the garbage bag filled with puke evidence that I found and stow that away in my bag. I take some vinegar that I found and pour it over the affected area hoping that it will eat some of the odor. I also strategically leave the remnants of the cheese ball nearby thinking the maid will think the awful smell is that rather than the contents of mi estomaga. Then I go back to sleep until 11. - Oh, and I don't think I paid my tab at the bar. Oops.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Major congrats to you Stryker. Sorry your sister sucks ballz.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Tre - drinking my PJ20 beer while watching the PJ20 outtakes. Very good.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Holy Christ, you're a mess!Yeah, these were awesome. I have no idea if I responded because I was a talking monkey at the time I received them.List of things that occurred during New Year's Eve celebration:- A few Jack and diets (watching my figure)- 8-10 Shots of Jameson- 2 burnt chickens...1 using Tobasco, 1 using Sriracha- A lot of Old Style- A few miscellaneous shots. Basically every time someone came into the bar they'd do a shot with me. :dead:- Somewhere in there I rode over to the cook's house (the cook at the bar that is) and we picked up his snowmobile. He also got a new gun (SKS) so we shot that a bit and we fired off a clip from my Glock. ba(moron)- Shortly thereafter the one cop on the island showed up. But he just yelled at the cook for something regarding his snowmobile.They were delicious.Also, I sent Homer one video challenging him to an internet shot then promptly passed out. He sent back 3. :deadbanana:Thorn video-texts are always money. I imagine he had some good ones last night as I woke up to find a few Thorn texts that were encouraging the use of shots last night.Me and Thorn trading videos via text...correction, Thorn sent me a video and I responded with 4 videos and several texts. I just reallysiscovered the whole text-video thing. I'm like a drunk on New Year's Day!Starting to think he's avoiding me at this point.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Welcome, Fensalk. Eagerly awaiting your participation.
Fensalk
Footballguy
Get off your butt and do something with your life. You have too much talent to waste it.
Fensalk
Footballguy
It just struck me you like to invade all my threads and flame me. I guess I can take pot shots at you here.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Fensalk
Footballguy
I'm not inserting anything when it comes to you.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Welcome, Fensalk. Eagerly awaiting your participation.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So one of my favorite things is to wake up after a night of debauchery and read my FFA posts as if seeing them for the first time. Well, that has now been ruined by watching the videos I sent Thorn last last night. Good lord, my world will never be the same.
I think I called him a mother####er about 51 times and used the more general #### another 72 times. At one point I was mesmerized by how gigantic my finger looked on the video. Jebus, I'm an idiot.
I think I called him a mother####er about 51 times and used the more general #### another 72 times. At one point I was mesmerized by how gigantic my finger looked on the video. Jebus, I'm an idiot.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
I was really hoping one of them was going to be you with panties on your head, but other than that, first rate.So one of my favorite things is to wake up after a night of debauchery and read my FFA posts as if seeing them for the first time. Well, that has now been ruined by watching the videos I sent Thorn last last night. Good lord, my world will never be the same.
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