General Malaise
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BACHELOR IS BACK ON!>!?!?!?!?!?! PICKLES HOW DID WE NOT KNOW THIS!!!!!
man, some of these gals are HOT!
man, some of these gals are HOT!
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General Malaise
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Probably intimidated him with that backwards hat.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Now you get Miller Lite :vortex:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili.OH COME ONI am a whiny little snatch when it comes to these games. I was boooohooooing over many of the calls, but at the end of the day, I'm a happy fan and I appreciate you tolerating my ridiculous texts. I'm good with any beer, frankly. I don't think I've turned down anything that anyone that has ever given me. Also, I'm in for $25 on the donation to Chrons Disease. Let me know how you donate and I'll match that on my end.Well GM, I have to say that the refs handed that to you. I mean honestly the ball was spiked with 3 seconds left. I know 2 seconds were on the clock but we'll go with 3.
Thumbs up to GM who told me to donate money to a Crohns disease charity instead of buying him beer. I'm going to do both. $25 in Forrest's name to the CCFA.org and he has a 12 pack of Wisconsin beer coming to him. I want to go with Spotted Cow but I don't know his taste. Let me know what you like GM and I'll make it work
Great game even if the refs did decide it
Great game! I can't wait to watch it later tonight on replay. Love Wilson and hope he does well in life. Also, big fan of their HC, who got a BJ from Erin Andrews a few years back (friend of a friend who knows him know this).
shuke
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Linenkugal Reds down?????Can we just double up the $25 to Chron's disease and call it good? Shipping and what not will rob us with much of the cost. I'd rather have the money go to charity than in my fat, oversized belly.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Come on, man, you're not this dumb.I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I dunno man....I'll watch it again. But I remember screaming at the TV when the late flag came down. Tacklers took him out. Didn't seem like an egregious hit to me. It also extended the drive. That was my problem with a few of the penalties. They extended Wisconsin drives. And they were questionable from where I sat. That PI was silly. I'll watch it again and apologize if I'm wrong. That was a 3rd and long and the ball was way out of reach. Huge call. Oh well. I'm just being a twerp. great game, great fun!THe personal foul? That buttwipe was out of bounds himself and then hit Wilson. Textbook personal foul
And 3 vs 8 in penalties? THAT is what is egregious?
One of the better bowl games this season. I'll agree to that. The better team won but the refs had no play in the outcome either way
General Malaise
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Oh, okay. I'm sorry I believe that a 38 year old head coach of a national football program receives oral sex from a sideline reporter.Come on, man, you're not this dumb.I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Us? Why are you getting robbed?Linenkugal Reds down?????Can we just double up the $25 to Chron's disease and call it good? Shipping and what not will rob us with much of the cost. I'd rather have the money go to charity than in my fat, oversized belly.
A bet is a bet and I pay my bets. If you'd rather me double up, I'm cool with that
Samuel L Bronkowitz
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kevzilla
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I heard Lesley Visser and Bo Schembechler used to go at like weasels back in the 70's.Oh, okay. I'm sorry I believe that a 38 year old head coach of a national football program receives oral sex from a sideline reporter.Come on, man, you're not this dumb.I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Great Fritos Bowl right now.
I agree with GM about everything re Ducks vs Badgers.
Sorry about your teams, guys.
I agree with GM about everything re Ducks vs Badgers.
Sorry about your teams, guys.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
RIP Weasel'sI heard Lesley Visser and Bo Schembechler used to go at like weasels back in the 70's.Oh, okay. I'm sorry I believe that a 38 year old head coach of a national football program receives oral sex from a sideline reporter.Come on, man, you're not this dumb.I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
You can do it, Dwayne.
cosjobs
Footballguy
2 packs a day for 40 years.It think it has permeated my DNA
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
366 days of not smoking. Now I just chew
YSR
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Good on you for quitting. I wish you the very best of luck.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Good lord...nice kick William Shankspeare.
General Malaise
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Yup, double up the donation. Thanks GB! I'll be rooting for your Packers.Us? Why are you getting robbed?Linenkugal Reds down?????Can we just double up the $25 to Chron's disease and call it good? Shipping and what not will rob us with much of the cost. I'd rather have the money go to charity than in my fat, oversized belly.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Gum disease is scarier to me than cancer. Chewing not an option with those fears.I'm on Chantix now, so I get insomnia, along with the temperament of an elephant with an abscessed tusk. I'm a real joy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Cos, I don't remember you smoking THAT much when you were in Portland. A few smokes here and there, but not 2 packs worth. Man....
cosjobs
Footballguy
I've been low-dose chantixing for over a year and that's got me down to about half a pack a day.Now I need to take it down to none a day.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
They should let Andrew Luck kick FGs.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
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Dear Matthew, On behalf of the Crohn's & Colitis Foundation of America, thank you for your generous gift. Your support of the Foundation and its programs makes it possible for us to continue working toward a cure for Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis, as well as improving the quality of life for the 1.4 million Americans living with these diseases. Thank you so much.Sincerely,Yup, double up the donation. Thanks GB! I'll be rooting for your Packers.Us? Why are you getting robbed?Linenkugal Reds down?????Can we just double up the $25 to Chron's disease and call it good? Shipping and what not will rob us with much of the cost. I'd rather have the money go to charity than in my fat, oversized belly.
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Good luck Cos! After just watching my gal's dad pass away from lung cancer, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Even Timschocolates.
Just remember you're a top tier poster and everything should fall into place.
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General Malaise
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Cradle of coaches, Bo Schembechler.I heard Lesley Visser and Bo Schembechler used to go at like weasels back in the 70's.Oh, okay. I'm sorry I believe that a 38 year old head coach of a national football program receives oral sex from a sideline reporter.Come on, man, you're not this dumb.I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili.
Bret Bielema is 40, not 38. He just got engaged. Never maried. The stories about his drinking prowess in Madison rival that of Homer in Youngstown. The guy is a cat daddy. Think about this: You're 38 and the head coach of a Big 10 football team. A GOOD one. You aren't married. You have no kids. Your life is football, boozing and trim. You don't make a play for EA if you can? I'm going to get verification on this BJ story if it kills me.
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Adding my part also...RIP Ralph
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Plus, have you seen Bielema's calf tattoo?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
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Sounds like Gadzooks...except the football part
Samuel L Bronkowitz
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:finger:
cosjobs
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Does Bielema have a sister named anitarexia?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
BACHELOR IS BACK ON!>!?!?!?!?!?! PICKLES HOW DID WE NOT KNOW THIS!!!!!man, some of these gals are HOT!
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Thanks Stryker! Good way for both of us to get on Karma's good side to start 2012.
I whine like Ned Beaty when it comes to the Ducks and I didn't even go there for school. You can only imagine the nightmare of a turd I was when I rooted hard for the Cowboys in the heart of Saints land. My best friends and fraternity brothers hated me when the Cowboys played the Saints. I can't help myself. I realize the #####ing and moaning about the refs and anything else is an outlet for me to dork out as a fan.
At the end of the day, that was an awesome, great, fun game. Oregon was lucky to win, but they also made some key plays. What a whale of a game. So much more fun than the Auburn game and the Ohio State game.
Okay, after staying somewhat sober for the past few days, I'm finally buzzed. Whoooof.
I whine like Ned Beaty when it comes to the Ducks and I didn't even go there for school. You can only imagine the nightmare of a turd I was when I rooted hard for the Cowboys in the heart of Saints land. My best friends and fraternity brothers hated me when the Cowboys played the Saints. I can't help myself. I realize the #####ing and moaning about the refs and anything else is an outlet for me to dork out as a fan.
At the end of the day, that was an awesome, great, fun game. Oregon was lucky to win, but they also made some key plays. What a whale of a game. So much more fun than the Auburn game and the Ohio State game.
Okay, after staying somewhat sober for the past few days, I'm finally buzzed. Whoooof.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
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Bolded is what matters. Glad you had fun. It was fun texting you during the game.Thanks Stryker! Good way for both of us to get on Karma's good side to start 2012.
I whine like Ned Beaty when it comes to the Ducks and I didn't even go there for school. You can only imagine the nightmare of a turd I was when I rooted hard for the Cowboys in the heart of Saints land. My best friends and fraternity brothers hated me when the Cowboys played the Saints. I can't help myself. I realize the #####ing and moaning about the refs and anything else is an outlet for me to dork out as a fan.
At the end of the day, that was an awesome, great, fun game. Oregon was lucky to win, but they also made some key plays. What a whale of a game. So much more fun than the Auburn game and the Ohio State game.
Okay, after staying somewhat sober for the past few days, I'm finally buzzed. Whoooof.
Ignoramus
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There are only two ways to verify a BJ that I'm aware of... one involves dental floss and DNA analysis -- and (hopefully) that ship has sailed -- and the other involves a video camera. Either way, I've got my popcorn ready.Cradle of coaches, Bo Schembechler.I heard Lesley Visser and Bo Schembechler used to go at like weasels back in the 70's.Oh, okay. I'm sorry I believe that a 38 year old head coach of a national football program receives oral sex from a sideline reporter.Come on, man, you're not this dumb.I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili.
Strongly disagreeThanks Stryker! Good way for both of us to get on Karma's good side to start 2012.
I whine like Ned Beaty when it comes to the Ducks and I didn't even go there for school. You can only imagine the nightmare of a turd I was when I rooted hard for the Cowboys in the heart of Saints land. My best friends and fraternity brothers hated me when the Cowboys played the Saints. I can't help myself. I realize the #####ing and moaning about the refs and anything else is an outlet for me to dork out as a fan.
At the end of the day, that was an awesome, great, fun game. Oregon was lucky to win, but they also made some key plays. What a whale of a game. So much more fun than the Auburn game and the Ohio State game.
Okay, after staying somewhat sober for the past few days, I'm finally buzzed. Whoooof.
shuke
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OH MY GOD SIXOh, okay. I'm sorry I believe that a 38 year old head coach of a national football program receives oral sex from a sideline reporter.Come on, man, you're not this dumb.I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili.
'S ???
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Keep at it, man. If I can do it, anyone can. Best advice would be to lock yourself in your bedroom for the next couple days and sleep.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Of course I'd make a play for her in that situation. But thinking you have inside information from a friend of a friend when these rumors are all over the internet are kind of funny.Cradle of coaches, Bo Schembechler.I heard Lesley Visser and Bo Schembechler used to go at like weasels back in the 70's.Oh, okay. I'm sorry I believe that a 38 year old head coach of a national football program receives oral sex from a sideline reporter.Come on, man, you're not this dumb.I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili.
urbanhack
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p.s. - your wife is hot
You can do it. 14 months of no smoking and your lungs are back to the condition they were before your first cigarette.Watching my stepdad deal with stage four lung cancer should be the ultimate commercial to never pick them up or put them down today.Good luck GB!!
She will be single in less than 2 months. Want her number??
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Oh wait...wrong guy. I haven't seen your wife, please PM pics. I was referring to Crazy Canuck and quoted the wrong post.
I'll save you the trouble and just not worry about the pics. No matter how good they are, you don't want any part of that crazy.
Bob Sacamano
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Congrats to GM and stryker and anyone else I've missed congratulating.
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