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I was.I never was on the forrestmail list.
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Thorn
Footballguy
I was.I never was on the forrestmail list.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Mr YSR!<I was.I never was on the forrestmail list.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Yeah, I'm definitely turning into an old Jewish woman.
General Malaise
Footballguy
So...where are you going? From Portland to ??? 5 hours seems like a long drive for a state the size of Maine, though I have been to some remote spots up there, so know it's not all lobsters, lakes and LL Bean.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
don't get all shmaltzy on us.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Tecumseh
Footballguy
More foam, of course.So if you were to ship the Giant Bock of Foam, would you protect it in the Box with bubble wrap or foam peanuts?Darn. I should have just sent SLB a giant block of foam.So was 95% of what I sent Cosjobs in the secret santa thing.'shuke said:You realize that's just all free crap he gets from work, right?'krista4 said:Well crap.
I don't know if this will help or hurt with the Guster crazyexes, but I wanted to say
and
for stepping up in the Great Secret Santa Debacle of 2011. Received this package in the mail today. No wonder GBGuster had to send it twice because it was returned the first time for insufficient postage!
The contents are going to ensure that the krista4 house and cars will be clean and fresh for a good long time. Have to say this is much more awesome for me than special brownies!
Our friend Guster is the bee's knees, as people of Tanner's age like to say.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Whoa, missed this. The Showbiz that was around here was annexed by Cracktown decades ago and the building has been razed. :(
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Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
-fish-, 
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
This is pretty awesome though.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Try to hit Stephen King on your way there.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Btw, do we think the C ring will help with Guy's problem?
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
This is pretty awesome though.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
I'm still not sure I understand the problem.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Carlos Pena?
kevzilla
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
It was awesome of you. And besides you spent like $15 just on postage.'Guster said:Haters gonna hate'shuke said:You realize that's just all free crap he gets from work, right?'krista4 said:Well crap.
I don't know if this will help or hurt with the Guster crazyexes, but I wanted to say
The contents are going to ensure that the krista4 house and cars will be clean and fresh for a good long time. Have to say this is much more awesome for me than special brownies!
Our friend Guster is the bee's knees, as people of Tanner's age like to say.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Pretty sure it's HER problem, not yours.
krista4
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
I always end up pissed off at Pandora. It always starts off good with a nice little mix of Americana and roots rock and outlaw country. And inevitably Pandora decides to serve up some whiny #### from a band fronted by Jay Farrar. Then I vote it down a couple times and Pandora decides that if I don't like the godfather of alt country then I must want to listen to Tim McGraw nonstop which makes me want to throw my laptop across the room.
Ain't there a better solution?
Ain't there a better solution?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Note to self: learn how to make a Pim's Cup.
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
Changing all gmail passwords to 'fartbarf'
You just earned yourself one of the Fartbarf sticker packages I bought last night. It includes one for your bumper, which the kids will love, no?I was gonna surprise Shuke with a Fartbarf concert shirt (for reals), because I thought he was the only one here to realize the genius of Fartbarf. But all they had was the black and white one (seen HERE). It's horrible and impossible to decipher. I can't believe they don't make better shirts than that. I lectured their merch guy about it, explaining how much more money they could be making. I mean, come on, I was good for half a dozen at least. What a splendid gift they'd make!
So I bought 3 posters for 12 bones (deal), and the bright "caution orange" day-glo stickers instead. HELLO, there's your shirt right there, Fartbarfers!
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Josh McLeod is the lead singer of Fartbarf, a South Bay band that performs something they call analog electronic thrash music. They've gotten hate mail saying their music's not really thrash, but who cares? They're called Fartbarf. We contacted McLeod to talk about how they came up with the name Fartbarf, what their grandmas think about the name Fartbarf, and how Fartbarf can be a verb.
Why Fartbarf?
Yeah, it's pretty much the worst name in the world. We started in 2008; the name kind of came before the band. Farting is funny, barfing is painful, so those two verbs seem to fit well with the music we make. It also sets a very low bar when people come to see us, so it actually helps, because it sounds like an 11 year old's punk band. It started as a joke, but it kind of snowballed. We got flown to Scotland to play the RockNess Festival in 2010. So now we're kind of stuck with it.
What do your grandmothers think of the name?
I actually gave my grandma one of our shirts and I think she wears it. On our logo (right), you can't really decipher what the name says. We give all our family Fartbarf shirts.
Did you consider Barffart?
Yeah. It's funny; a lot of people can't pronounce it as it is now. 50% of the people literally can't pronounce those two words combined.
Which part of your name do you think more encapsulates what you're all about, the fart part or the barf part?
I would say the barf part. We've all done more than our fair share. We do a lot of drinking before shows.
What other bands' names have inspired you?
Mr. Bungle is a good one. It seems kind of arbitrarily chosen, and their musical style is a big influence too. When we finally came to grips that we couldn't change our band's name -- because we'd played so many shows -- we realized that a lot of our favorite bands have have terrible names too. Metallica is a pretty terrible name. Pink Floyd is pretty terrible too, when you really stop to think about.
Do you think Fartbarf will be remembered in 40 years?
I would hope so. We're trying to do something different. We're staying true to playing only analog synthesizers. We're always out of tune, depending on the weather and the humidity -- and the voltage, when we were in Scotland.
Have you ever farted and barfed at the same time?
Yes. I think it actually happened in Scotland. Also, I'm almost positive our drummer Brian fartbarfed after we played our show in Cleveland. He normally doesn't drink at all, but we got him really drunk on Jager bombs. After the gig at 3 am we went to a place like Denny's called The Eat'n Park there, and Brian tried the weird mustardy-looking sweet special sauce. He was puking everywhere and farting too. He definitely achieved fartbarf.
Pretty sure Fartbarf is my new favorite band
How was the show?
Why Fartbarf?
Yeah, it's pretty much the worst name in the world. We started in 2008; the name kind of came before the band. Farting is funny, barfing is painful, so those two verbs seem to fit well with the music we make. It also sets a very low bar when people come to see us, so it actually helps, because it sounds like an 11 year old's punk band. It started as a joke, but it kind of snowballed. We got flown to Scotland to play the RockNess Festival in 2010. So now we're kind of stuck with it.
What do your grandmothers think of the name?
I actually gave my grandma one of our shirts and I think she wears it. On our logo (right), you can't really decipher what the name says. We give all our family Fartbarf shirts.
Did you consider Barffart?
Yeah. It's funny; a lot of people can't pronounce it as it is now. 50% of the people literally can't pronounce those two words combined.
Which part of your name do you think more encapsulates what you're all about, the fart part or the barf part?
I would say the barf part. We've all done more than our fair share. We do a lot of drinking before shows.
What other bands' names have inspired you?
Mr. Bungle is a good one. It seems kind of arbitrarily chosen, and their musical style is a big influence too. When we finally came to grips that we couldn't change our band's name -- because we'd played so many shows -- we realized that a lot of our favorite bands have have terrible names too. Metallica is a pretty terrible name. Pink Floyd is pretty terrible too, when you really stop to think about.
Do you think Fartbarf will be remembered in 40 years?
I would hope so. We're trying to do something different. We're staying true to playing only analog synthesizers. We're always out of tune, depending on the weather and the humidity -- and the voltage, when we were in Scotland.
Have you ever farted and barfed at the same time?
Yes. I think it actually happened in Scotland. Also, I'm almost positive our drummer Brian fartbarfed after we played our show in Cleveland. He normally doesn't drink at all, but we got him really drunk on Jager bombs. After the gig at 3 am we went to a place like Denny's called The Eat'n Park there, and Brian tried the weird mustardy-looking sweet special sauce. He was puking everywhere and farting too. He definitely achieved fartbarf.
Pretty sure Fartbarf is my new favorite band
How was the show?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Annyong!
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Here's Fartbarf's official video for All Systems Go!
It's ####### awesome
It's ####### awesome
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
YOU HEAR THAT PAPI'S SLOPPIES? HE'S MEETING UP WITH AN EUROPEAN MODEL WHO WILL LIKELY SHOW HIM A GREAT TIME. I SURE HOPE YOUR LIFE IS GOING AS SWIMMINGLY.Too much?Meeting up with Random Makeout Chick in a couple minutes for drinks. Guess she missed me or somethingnot expecting anything to come from this, but I'll take a surprise visit!!
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Yes, the cream corn lady from Twin Peaks.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I really want to see this, but I like Lars and Dunst. She gets naked, right?
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
Would you like one? I might as well be giving away bars of gold here...
cosjobs
Footballguy
That was a Top 5 lifetime for me in the Xmas gifts I didn't buy for myself category.So was 95% of what I sent Cosjobs in the secret santa thing.'shuke said:You realize that's just all free crap he gets from work, right?'krista4 said:Well crap.
I don't know if this will help or hurt with the Guster crazyexes, but I wanted to say
The contents are going to ensure that the krista4 house and cars will be clean and fresh for a good long time. Have to say this is much more awesome for me than special brownies!
Our friend Guster is the bee's knees, as people of Tanner's age like to say.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Kubes
Footballguy
#### yeah!That was a Top 5 lifetime for me in the Xmas gifts I didn't buy for myself category.So was 95% of what I sent Cosjobs in the secret santa thing.'shuke said:You realize that's just all free crap he gets from work, right?'krista4 said:Well crap.
I don't know if this will help or hurt with the Guster crazyexes, but I wanted to say
The contents are going to ensure that the krista4 house and cars will be clean and fresh for a good long time. Have to say this is much more awesome for me than special brownies!
Our friend Guster is the bee's knees, as people of Tanner's age like to say.
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