shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Thanks, but I don't have the slightest idea what I'd do with it.Would you like one? I might as well be giving away bars of gold here...
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Kubes
Footballguy
If you're looking to give away Fartbarf stickers I work at a place where a fartbarf sticker would definitely be noticed and comment on, probably often. I'd take one.Would you like one? I might as well be giving away bars of gold here...
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
That's totally fake.
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
Done. As for myself, I will be "tagging" friend's cars for months (years?) to come...If you're looking to give away Fartbarf stickers I work at a place where a fartbarf sticker would definitely be noticed and comment on, probably often. I'd take one.Would you like one? I might as well be giving away bars of gold here...
I think every bumper in America should have a Fartbarf sticker. 
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
I'd ask for one, but giving me a bumper sticker is like giving carrying coals to NewcastleDone. As for myself, I will be "tagging" friend's cars for months (years?) to come...If you're looking to give away Fartbarf stickers I work at a place where a fartbarf sticker would definitely be noticed and comment on, probably often. I'd take one.Would you like one? I might as well be giving away bars of gold here...
Big Papi
Footballguy
Meeting up with Random Makeout Chick in a couple minutes for drinks. Guess she missed me or somethingnot expecting anything to come from this, but I'll take a surprise visit!!
Well, that went SIGNIFICANTLY better than :e
pected...
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Bogart
Footballguy
I do not have words for this.Well, except...did the one guy come straight from the golf course? Everyone else in black, and he shows up in a baby blue LOGO polo shirt?
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Pandora really blows. Switch to Grooveshark.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Meeting up with Random Makeout Chick in a couple minutes for drinks. Guess she missed me or something
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Here's Fartbarf's official video for All Systems Go!
It's ####### awesome
And by "chills" I mean "a semi combined with a little bit of vomit in my mouth"
It's ####### awesome
And by "chills" I mean "a semi combined with a little bit of vomit in my mouth"
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
If you're looking to spread the word of Fartbarf, send me a bunch of stickers.I'll slap them up all over my university on garbage cans and bathroom stalls.Just clean out your inbox and send me a pm for my address.Would you like one? I might as well be giving away bars of gold here...
Big Papi
Footballguy
She got off from work around 9 and drove a half hour to meet up with me. We had a couple drinks and were both starting to get a bit tired, so decided to call it a night. I walked her back to her car and we sat in her car and chatted for a bit. We ended up putting on quite the show for the passers by on this well lit streetHmm...how to make this pg for the board...At one point, she was playing hide the banana with her mouth and a homeless guy walked up to the car (it was cold, so the car was running) and was trying to say something to me. I started flailing my arms wildly trying to get him to move along. Eventually he took the hint and followed a couple people that were walking by at the timeMeeting up with Random Makeout Chick in a couple minutes for drinks. Guess she missed me or something
Gadzooks
Footballguy
She got off from work around 9 and drove a half hour to meet up with me. We had a couple drinks and were both starting to get a bit tired, so decided to call it a night. I walked her back to her car and we sat in her car and chatted for a bit. We ended up putting on quite the show for the passers by on this well lit streetHmm...how to make this pg for the board...At one point, she was playing hide the banana with her mouth and a homeless guy walked up to the car (it was cold, so the car was running) and was trying to say something to me. I started flailing my arms wildly trying to get him to move along. Eventually he took the hint and followed a couple people that were walking by at the timeMeeting up with Random Makeout Chick in a couple minutes for drinks. Guess she missed me or something
Didn't expect that there would be a homeless guy involved in this story about love-making.
Stoneys
MudCat
You need to up the anteShe got off from work around 9 and drove a half hour to meet up with me. We had a couple drinks and were both starting to get a bit tired, so decided to call it a night. I walked her back to her car and we sat in her car and chatted for a bit. We ended up putting on quite the show for the passers by on this well lit streetHmm...how to make this pg for the board...At one point, she was playing hide the banana with her mouth and a homeless guy walked up to the car (it was cold, so the car was running) and was trying to say something to me. I started flailing my arms wildly trying to get him to move along. Eventually he took the hint and followed a couple people that were walking by at the timeMeeting up with Random Makeout Chick in a couple minutes for drinks. Guess she missed me or something
Fensalk
Footballguy
I see you in a room watching bondage videos. "Fartbarf" sounds exactly like something a sadomasochist like lllllamamamam would enjoy.
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Looks like someone is out of his meds.
NCCommish
Footballguy
Maybe the WoW server went down.Looks like someone is out of his meds.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Lolol
Fensalk
Footballguy
Hi slapdash. How are you??????????????????????????????????????Looks like someone is out of his meds.
YSR
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
You need to up the ante
Fensalk
Footballguy
I got some Pickles jokes.
Q: What is green and goes through walls?
A: A pickle, But you have to throw it real hard!
Q: What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?
A: An Icepickle!
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q: What is green and goes through walls?
A: A pickle, But you have to throw it real hard!
Q: What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?
A: An Icepickle!
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I picture the conversation going like this:22 year old: What do you mean we have to do it in a homeless shelter?You need to up the ante
Didn't expect that there would be a homeless guy involved in this story about love-making.
Me: It's either that or we have to get a farm animal involved.
22 year old: What?????
Me: There is board cred at stake!!!
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Hi slapdash. How are you??????????????????????????????????????Looks like someone is out of his meds.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
It's too early in the morning for this.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Go back to sleep, old man. You have a long day of drinking and beating the #### out of me.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
good thing a RL picture wasn't used...
Merlin
Alchemist
Right, but even that sweet savory moment didn't/ couldn't, imo, save it from being a borefest
'corse the critics are pushing it like they have a piece of it...so there's that
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Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Interesting Things are happening.
please tell me its boobs.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Tell me more.
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