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I don't know who that is.But I like the way Mrs. Frost thinks.
Also, my boys and I? We had waffles today for breakfast. Now granite, mine was a jalapeno cornbread waffle with pork and cole slaw, but got damnit, we had waffles. 
Oh. Is that this place? they didn't do that, but they did yell "three patties" when we ordered.
Nowhere, I hope.
Just kind of surprised you'd drop a word like that. Call me all the names you like, but it certainly seems pretty risky, reckless and insensitive to throw the "R" word down on this board given the push both here and on a national scale to avoid using it. But hey, live dangerously, Ice. 
Is this like werewolf speak? I don't get it.
DID YOU THROW PEANUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND READ ALL THE COOL ARTICLES ON THE RED WALLS ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE!!!!!
YELL LOUDER!!!!
told me it was cool.Nowhere, I hope.
They did offer peanuts and I did have a couple but I didn't throw them on the floor. That seems stupid. and you seem angry. Also why you not want my prop plays?DID YOU THROW PEANUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND READ ALL THE COOL ARTICLES ON THE RED WALLS ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE!!!!!
oh come onI don't know who that is.But I like the way Mrs. Frost thinks.
Not angry, just laughing at the visual of me and Shuke jumping up and down getting all excited about eating some hamburgers, throwing peanut shells haphazzardly (sp?) around the joint and jumping up and down and yelling like monkeys. Go back to talking about sad stuff. I'll wait it out.Also, not gambling this year. Cashed out after super bowl, played a few soccer props, made a horrid wager on Blazers and have called it quits. All disposable funds I once tossed on horses, MLB, fantasy side bets, NCAA hoops, NHL, Tennis and the Masters are now being saved and consolidated to buy my ex-wife out of her home so we can move in, fix it up, flip it and upgrade to a bigger home. I took public transportation today and sold off my old wedding ring. I'm buying PBR and Miller High Life. I started masturbating to Telemundo and will cancel Showtime. I've stopped getting hair cuts. But once we move, get my ex off the books for good and drop this baby, I'll be back to my old ways. Synch up with me on prop bets then....circa August. Until then, I'm oooot of the gambling game. First time in over a decade I haven't touched a Kentucky Derby Prep Race.They did offer peanuts and I did have a couple but I didn't throw them on the floor. That seems stupid. and you seem angry. Also why you not want my prop plays?DID YOU THROW PEANUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND READ ALL THE COOL ARTICLES ON THE RED WALLS ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE!!!!!
So hot.Nowhere, I hope.
Start with a hunny . I'll make you boatlaods.Not angry, just laughing at the visual of me and Shuke jumping up and down getting all excited about eating some hamburgers, throwing peanut shells haphazzardly (sp?) around the joint and jumping up and down and yelling like monkeys. Go back to talking about sad stuff. I'll wait it out.Also, not gambling this year. Cashed out after super bowl, played a few soccer props, made a horrid wager on Blazers and have called it quits. All disposable funds I once tossed on horses, MLB, fantasy side bets, NCAA hoops, NHL, Tennis and the Masters are now being saved and consolidated to buy my ex-wife out of her home so we can move in, fix it up, flip it and upgrade to a bigger home. I took public transportation today and sold off my old wedding ring. I'm buying PBR and Miller High Life. I started masturbating to Telemundo and will cancel Showtime. I've stopped getting hair cuts. But once we move, get my ex off the books for good and drop this baby, I'll be back to my old ways. Synch up with me on prop bets then....circa August. Until then, I'm oooot of the gambling game. First time in over a decade I haven't touched a Kentucky Derby Prep Race.They did offer peanuts and I did have a couple but I didn't throw them on the floor. That seems stupid. and you seem angry. Also why you not want my prop plays?DID YOU THROW PEANUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND READ ALL THE COOL ARTICLES ON THE RED WALLS ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE!!!!!
alright, I'll stop.Sometimes, I do it on purpose, but most times, I really don't.oh come onI don't know who that is.But I like the way Mrs. Frost thinks.
Also, my boys and I? We had waffles today for breakfast. Now granite, mine was a jalapeno cornbread waffle with pork and cole slaw, but got damnit, we had waffles.
Oh, I believe in you as much as I believe in Truck and his soccer props. I think you guys are both well skilled in your handicapping and have no doubt that you'll be successful this season. But betting 10 or 15 on -200 plays doesn't move my needle and I'm far too undisciplined to blindly follow you or anybody else. At some point, I'll drink 18 beers and make a live wager on an Olympic sport I've never watched but is on the TV. *POOOF* gone. Plus, I'm pretty vested right now in this stock market.Start with a hunny . I'll make you boatlaods.Not angry, just laughing at the visual of me and Shuke jumping up and down getting all excited about eating some hamburgers, throwing peanut shells haphazzardly (sp?) around the joint and jumping up and down and yelling like monkeys. Go back to talking about sad stuff. I'll wait it out.Also, not gambling this year. Cashed out after super bowl, played a few soccer props, made a horrid wager on Blazers and have called it quits. All disposable funds I once tossed on horses, MLB, fantasy side bets, NCAA hoops, NHL, Tennis and the Masters are now being saved and consolidated to buy my ex-wife out of her home so we can move in, fix it up, flip it and upgrade to a bigger home. I took public transportation today and sold off my old wedding ring. I'm buying PBR and Miller High Life. I started masturbating to Telemundo and will cancel Showtime. I've stopped getting hair cuts. But once we move, get my ex off the books for good and drop this baby, I'll be back to my old ways. Synch up with me on prop bets then....circa August. Until then, I'm oooot of the gambling game. First time in over a decade I haven't touched a Kentucky Derby Prep Race.They did offer peanuts and I did have a couple but I didn't throw them on the floor. That seems stupid. and you seem angry. Also why you not want my prop plays?DID YOU THROW PEANUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND READ ALL THE COOL ARTICLES ON THE RED WALLS ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE!!!!!
Nowhere, I hope.
It took me a good year to figure it out.Pretty sure its thoughts prayers and wishes.I hope its not not throat,pranks,wishes. That could cause injurieseta it took me forever to figure out gmtan. it's documented in here somewhere.Is this like werewolf speak? I don't get it.
I know I'm late to this but that's dagum recockulousNow granite, mine was a jalapeno cornbread waffle with pork and cole slaw, but got damnit, we had waffles.
I'm sorry to hear about your troubles buying beer that normal people drink tooETA Except for PBR. Only hipsters and hicks drink that
How soon do you want that arranged, pal?
He needs to be careful or they will put her on Double Secret Financial Probation.I would call the student loan office ASAP, as I imagine this sort of stuff happens all the time. Also, I would email the treasurer of the sorority and the treasurer of the sorority board (likely an alumn) and explain the situation. No matter what your daughter may know, these are the types of things that they deal with all the time; so hopefully some sort of plan will be worked out and then you'll be back on good graces with your daughter.'Mr.Pack said:So my daughter called my last night crying because her Sorority put her on Finanical Probation which means she can't participate in any of the formal events or anything that sh'e been working on until her bill is paid.After doing some checking, it seems I overlooked the $6k for room and board for this year. She's living in the Sorority house and I completely missed the fees that should have been added onto her student loan to cover this.Can I amend the loan to include this? If so, how fast can they get the fund to her?Man, I feel horrible, cannot believe I missed this.
First off, I'm pretty sure I love you more than freeze pops.Friends with benefits girl: I love her. I've been collecting all of her wonderful and sometimes strange pictures that you've been sending. I feel like I "know" her. I almost want to send her a faceless picture of my junk just to reciprocate (GM spelling?) Again, I love her.
I used to be the same way, and I still don't watch it, but some of the lines and clips floating around are pretty good. I think the writers found their groove.
it took some time to hit its stride...but it's pretty damn funny now. roger is $$
Ok, this is embarrassing but here goes.We had to file Bankruptcy 12 years ago due to a failed business and a mountain of medical bills. Since then our credit ahs been crap, to the point of not even being able to cosign a student loan for my daughter. My mother said no problem and while we started working on getting our credit back, she cosigned for her student loans.Well my mom died back in January. Now this stuff came up with my daughters student loan being short by $6500 due to my error of accidentally omitting housing for the year. So to rush things through, I applied to update her loan to include the housing, and used my mothers info.I got an email back saying they need to do more investigating into the credit report. Usually I would hear back in 15 mins and it would be a done deal. I still haven't heard from them as of this morning.How screwed am I? Taking this long can't be good.Too much stress and now this....... I don't know...... I just don't know anymore'Guster said:'Homer J Simpson said:Wanna expand on that, chief?'Mr.Pack said:Not me, but I may be going to jail, so I got that going for me, which is not nice.Well, hell...wtf???
That could never happen, right?'Gadzooks said:
I'd be surprised if this turned into a Stu situation, but she at least seems interesting. She's a professional classical musician and will be a good/different challenge from what I'm used to. FWB started to get a little clingy last time despite the fact that I made her pick me up, take me out to dinner and pay for parking. I reiterated multiple times that this was purely physical and that it wasn't going anywhere but that. I literally said that! She got the picture...and then I took pictures. Gonna keep this one around I think, but might take a week off from our usual Tuesday rendezvous.
I'Guster said:BAKERSFIELD
I still can't believe that she didn't put up any resistance for that.
Well there were handmarks.I'Guster said:
How many players can you use in a game? Do you have goalies yet? Is this all girls? Funny how it differs from state to state, league to league. "Micro Soccer" - which is what they term K/1st grade soccer out here - was just 3 vs 3 with no goalies. We split the teams up into two teams at that time too, so there were actually two games going on at the same time (my wife coached the other squad). At this age, the number 1 goal for any coach should be to get them to come back to soccer in the fall, so you need to make it fun. I used to spend $25 at the start of the season on a roll of gold dollar coins and hand them out at the end of practices to the "MVPs" and would ensure that each kid received one as the season went along. You can hand out candy instead, but the gold dollars were a huge hit and most of the kids at that age thought they were gold medals. That keeps them interested and engaged.If you haven't already, learn all their names and use them liberally. Kids love to hear their names being called, especially if you are heaping praise down upon them. Again, at this age, you don't need to be concerned about mistakes or poor play; that's expected. But really hammer it home when a player does something good and use it as a talking point when you address the entire team: "Hey, did you guys see Cindie make that pass to Jazzmyn? That was excellent and was the reason why we scored a goal. Can you two show the team how you did that in the game?" And then let them demonstrate or remind them how they did it...To the extent you have a couple of good players, work with them a little differently. Encourage them to make the other players better. This is really corny, but for Micro Soccer I had "Squad Leaders" and "Strikers". Squad Leaders were the advanced players who had some skills. Strikers? Not so much. But I would pair them up during scrimmages and games and encourage the Leaders to set the Strikers up for goals. Absent a goalie, that happened quite a bit.Basic fundamentals at this age would be coaching little kicks to control the ball. If you have cones, let them up and let them do some relay races. Have them dribble with their right foot around cones, then left. Then both. Have them say "Little kicks, little touches" as they go, or "Right, left, right, left". Passing the ball back and forth is a critical drill that needs to be done every practice and game. Get them to line up with a partner and work on passing the ball "foot to foot". Coach them to use the inside of their feet and not their toes. "Monkey in the Middle" is a great drill. Set up the cones in a square and have four kids on each corner with one kid in the middle. From there, it's a game of "Keep Away". To make it more fun, have Coach in the middle and really ham it up. Again, at this age, you are more of an entertainer than a coach, but you can do both at the same time. I can ramble on here, but I'll stop. If you have any questions or need more drills you can email me anytime.'Guster said:
How much trouble can I be in here? Getting worried, still no response.Ok, this is embarrassing but here goes.We had to file Bankruptcy 12 years ago due to a failed business and a mountain of medical bills. Since then our credit ahs been crap, to the point of not even being able to cosign a student loan for my daughter. My mother said no problem and while we started working on getting our credit back, she cosigned for her student loans.Well my mom died back in January. Now this stuff came up with my daughters student loan being short by $6500 due to my error of accidentally omitting housing for the year. So to rush things through, I applied to update her loan to include the housing, and used my mothers info.I got an email back saying they need to do more investigating into the credit report. Usually I would hear back in 15 mins and it would be a done deal. I still haven't heard from them as of this morning.How screwed am I? Taking this long can't be good.Too much stress and now this....... I don't know...... I just don't know anymore'Guster said:'Homer J Simpson said:Wanna expand on that, chief?'Mr.Pack said:Not me, but I may be going to jail, so I got that going for me, which is not nice.Well, hell...
Its become a game to me to find the spelling mistake in his posts. I quite enjoy it.
That was more of an ode to Tanner and his popular "Student Names" meme.
so awesomeWeird kid is on a roll. Talking about 3-Mile Island today. I used Chernobyl as an example of an actual nuclear disaster. Showed them some photos of the abandoned city (Pripyat). Explained how it was still radioactive.
Weird kid raises his hand: Could you get a zombie-bear out of there?
Me: Could I what?
WK: Could you get a zombie-bear out of there?
Me: I don't know what that means.
WK: Could you get a zombie-bear out of there?
Me:
WK: The first one.
Me: You realize there are no such things as zombies, right?
WK: Well I guess so but I didn't know there were places that are radioactive.
Me: Excellent point. Let's take out our study guides now.
:lmao;
I propose it should be the opposite of AA. You have to bring lots of booze & illicit drugs. #### it, we're all going to die anyway right?
Wow man. Don't you feel kind of bad for this?'Notorious T.R.E. said:
good lord gingers are gross
