GM's thread about nothing (47 Viewers)

[JerseyToughGuys]

It's like a naked female Opie

 

[B-Deep]

SLB really has that multi-quote thing down.

that zombie bear #### was funnyi love your students

 

[Drifter]

PSA - if you have a credit card that you've recently cancelled or reported stolen, you can use it to drink for free on a plane. It's pretty obvious in retrospect, but all the machine does is read the strip. It can't actually authorize the charge and apparently, they don't do anything like tie rejected charges to passengers. They just let it go.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

SLB really has that multi-quote thing down.

Stealth Hippling.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This is less than a mile from my house & I walk by here every day.

ETA Just occured to me that I heard the gun shot. It is so freaking quiet out here that anything usual really stands out. I remember thinking it was pretty odd to only hear 1 gun shot. I would think if somebody was shooting guns there would be more.

Of course I was pretty wasted at the time. I thought I texted HJS last night but this morning it appears I sent it to a random number.

 

[shuke]

PSA - if you have a credit card that you've recently cancelled or reported stolen, you can use it to drink for free on a plane. It's pretty obvious in retrospect, but all the machine does is read the strip. It can't actually authorize the charge and apparently, they don't do anything like tie rejected charges to passengers. They just let it go.

Why can't it authorize? This isn't 1980 any more.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

PSA - if you have a credit card that you've recently cancelled or reported stolen, you can use it to drink for free on a plane. It's pretty obvious in retrospect, but all the machine does is read the strip. It can't actually authorize the charge and apparently, they don't do anything like tie rejected charges to passengers. They just let it go.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

PSA - if you have a credit card that you've recently cancelled or reported stolen, you can use it to drink for free on a plane. It's pretty obvious in retrospect, but all the machine does is read the strip. It can't actually authorize the charge and apparently, they don't do anything like tie rejected charges to passengers. They just let it go.

Why can't it authorize? This isn't 1980 any more.

I suppose the premise is the charge can't be transmitted to a bank at 40K feet unless they really want to go out of their way to start doing it.

 

[Sarnoff]

PSA - if you have a credit card that you've recently cancelled or reported stolen, you can use it to drink for free on a plane. It's pretty obvious in retrospect, but all the machine does is read the strip. It can't actually authorize the charge and apparently, they don't do anything like tie rejected charges to passengers. They just let it go.

I've heard prepaid credit cards that have expired or have $0 funds also can work for "buying" drinks. Not sure about newer planes that have an internet connection.

 

[Drifter]

PSA - if you have a credit card that you've recently cancelled or reported stolen, you can use it to drink for free on a plane. It's pretty obvious in retrospect, but all the machine does is read the strip. It can't actually authorize the charge and apparently, they don't do anything like tie rejected charges to passengers. They just let it go.

I've heard prepaid credit cards that have expired or have $0 funds also can work for "buying" drinks. Not sure about newer planes that have an internet connection.

This would work as well. I'm also not sure about the internet connected planes, but I'd be willing to bet they haven't tied those together yet either. It's probably not a big enough issue to replace equipment over.

 

[Guster]

there's been so much hardship in this thread recently! in order to try to turn the karma around, i'm willing to put myself at the mercy of this thread.i've got a couple things coming up that the FFA could help shape...a. my 'friend with benefits' will apparently allow me to take pictures of her doing absolutely anything, as long as her face isn't in them. i'm not sure when i'll see her again, but i'll take suggestions. if you want to see any of her previous work and haven't yet, send me a PM and a way to send them to you (email or text) and i'll send along.

Wow man. Don't you feel kind of bad for this?

I sorta do. It's not my usual MO, but she seems to get off on it. After this last time, she asked me what my buddy said about it and was amused and proud of the general response. If I was sneaking around and not open with it, then I'd feel like a bit more of a sleaze bag. If she gets up set or asks me to stop, I will, no questions asked. Every pic that has been shared has been done so with the knowledge of the woman involved that it would be happening Way to bring my conscience into this

 

[bryhamm]

This is less than a mile from my house & I walk by here every day.

ETA Just occured to me that I heard the gun shot. It is so freaking quiet out here that anything usual really stands out. I remember thinking it was pretty odd to only hear 1 gun shot. I would think if somebody was shooting guns there would be more.

Of course I was pretty wasted at the time. I thought I texted HJS last night but this morning it appears I sent it to a random number.

that's pretty close to where I am now (work in O'Fallon).

 

[General Malaise]

I know Tanner hates it when we bring baseball into this thread, but if you have a few minutes and feel like watching an epic manager ejection/fit, check this out!

 

[Marvin]

I know Tanner hates it when we bring baseball into this thread, but if you have a few minutes and feel like watching an epic manager ejection/fit, check this out!

Oh this stuff is perfectly acceptable. Fights, manager ejections/spitting on ups, hillbilly father-son teams attacking Tommy Lasorda, Nolan Ryan beating up Jesse Ventura etc is all good.ETA: I've actually seen this. Pretty sure it was 2 years ago, Mr. Lardner.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This is less than a mile from my house & I walk by here every day.

ETA Just occured to me that I heard the gun shot. It is so freaking quiet out here that anything usual really stands out. I remember thinking it was pretty odd to only hear 1 gun shot. I would think if somebody was shooting guns there would be more.

Of course I was pretty wasted at the time. I thought I texted HJS last night but this morning it appears I sent it to a random number.

When are you coming over for a beer or 30?that's pretty close to where I am now (work in O'Fallon).

 

[B-Deep]

I know Tanner hates it when we bring baseball into this thread, but if you have a few minutes and feel like watching an epic manager ejection/fit, check this out!

i love the players in the dugout laughingand how he politely asks the catcher to move out of the way

then just says "go have a beer doc"

lololol

 

[shuke]

I know Tanner hates it when we bring baseball into this thread, but if you have a few minutes and feel like watching an epic manager ejection/fit, check this out!

Scripted

 

[Marvin]

You will never convince me American Dad is funny. I'll have it etched on my grave if need be.

American Dad is not all that funny. Roger the Alien is hilarious.

Not sure if these are really his best bits but the plunger stuff is awesome.ETA: Some semi-NSFW audio. "boobies" and stuff like that.

 

[Marvin]

Roger on religion Repost sorta but sooooo good.

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody shocked to see who started a Red Hot Chilli Peppers thread today? Me neither.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Pack, I don't know anything about the process, so I have no real world advice. I don't know why you'd go to jail, but understand the stress you are under. I would think that there has to be a way to sort all this out, but it just might have to take some time. All I got. Good luck, man.

Thanks GM.

 

[Marvin]

Anybody shocked to see who started a Red Hot Chilli Peppers thread today? Me neither.

I saw them live on the Mother's Milk tour and they were good. 2 years later I don't think would have gone to one of their concerts if it was free.

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody shocked to see who started a Red Hot Chilli Peppers thread today? Me neither.

I saw them live on the Mother's Milk tour and they were good. 2 years later I don't think would have gone to one of their concerts if it was free.

For some reason, our "Alternative Rock" station (yes, I still listen to car radio, tech dorks) which normally plays pretty good and newish music, feels a need to play a heavy dose of their very worst and most obnoxious songs. I cannot believe I ever even once thought "Give it away now" was a good song.

 

[mr. furley]

sup, shukebrah

Oh what the ####

this is your thing!

 

[Gadzooks]

Pack, I don't know anything about the process, so I have no real world advice. I don't know why you'd go to jail, but understand the stress you are under. I would think that there has to be a way to sort all this out, but it just might have to take some time. All I got. Good luck, man.

Thanks GM.

I hope you don't go to jail, but if you do I hope you have wi-fi access and post from your cell or in the "yard". Could be some interesting stories.Seriously, though good luck and I hope it all works out for you.

 

[shuke]

GIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYNOW!

 

[Gadzooks]

Any of you ugly degenerates want to participate in a Home Run pool I do? Pick 1 player from 6 groups of 5 and then pick 3 write-ins who aren't in any of the 6 groups.

$25 to get in and payouts are for:

the top 3 for the 1st half of season

the top 3 for the 2nd half of season

the top 3 for the entire season

If interested PM me or send me a text with boobies.

IN

PM me your email address and I'll send you the details. Or is your email address still: GoofyBaldGuy@MarriedToHotWife.com Or do you still use: TDilfer@KneeBracesAreCool.com

 

[Marvin]

Anybody shocked to see who started a Red Hot Chilli Peppers thread today? Me neither.

I saw them live on the Mother's Milk tour and they were good. 2 years later I don't think would have gone to one of their concerts if it was free.

For some reason, our "Alternative Rock" station (yes, I still listen to car radio, tech dorks) which normally plays pretty good and newish music, feels a need to play a heavy dose of their very worst and most obnoxious songs. I cannot believe I ever even once thought "Give it away now" was a good song.

Yeah that is a terrible song. I think the first thing I heard off of "Blood, Sugar" was "Breaking the Girl" which I really liked. Then I heard "Give it Away". Pretty sure that was it.

 

[mr. furley]

So to rush things through, I applied to update her loan to include the housing, and used my mothers info.

 

[Osaurus]

No RHCP albums in my upcoming CD Giveaway 2: The Album Edition

 

[General Malaise]

GIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYNOW!

WHAT I GOT YOU GOT TO GET IT PUT IT IN YOU

 

[Da Guru]

Strike Trey I am out..enough of that thread. Lets get to some some important questions.

Anybody had an animal stuck in their furnace? Sounds like something is moving around the duct downstairs.

 

[Marvin]

More weird kids:

Today in History was "Julius and Ethel Rosenberg convicted." Now I knew none of my students would have any idea who they were. But I did ask if anyone knew what espionage was. This one total airhead girl says "Is it worshiping the devil?"

Another kid reads what's on the board before class aloud "Julius and Ethel Rosenberg...that's Bonnie and Clyde, Right?"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

More weird kids:Another kid reads what's on the board before class aloud "Julius and Ethel Rosenberg...that's Bonnie and Clyde, Right?"

I was such a big fan when he played for the 76ers.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Any of you ugly degenerates want to participate in a Home Run pool I do? Pick 1 player from 6 groups of 5 and then pick 3 write-ins who aren't in any of the 6 groups.

$25 to get in and payouts are for:

the top 3 for the 1st half of season

the top 3 for the 2nd half of season

the top 3 for the entire season

If interested PM me or send me a text with boobies.

IN

PM me your email address and I'll send you the details. Or is your email address still: GoofyBaldGuy@MarriedToHotWife.com Or do you still use: TDilfer@KneeBracesAreCool.com

use teh facebooks

Anybody shocked to see who started a Red Hot Chilli Peppers thread today? Me neither.

I saw them live on the Mother's Milk tour and they were good. 2 years later I don't think would have gone to one of their concerts if it was free.

For some reason, our "Alternative Rock" station (yes, I still listen to car radio, tech dorks) which normally plays pretty good and newish music, feels a need to play a heavy dose of their very worst and most obnoxious songs. I cannot believe I ever even once thought "Give it away now" was a good song.

Yeah that is a terrible song. I think the first thing I heard off of "Blood, Sugar" was "Breaking the Girl" which I really liked. Then I heard "Give it Away". Pretty sure that was it.

Great album, Give it Away is the weakest link

GIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYNOW!

WHAT I GOT YOU GOT TO GET IT PUT IT IN YOU

You think you can change that to "What I'd like, is I'd like to hug and kiss you"?

 

[kevzilla]

GIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYNOW!

WHAT I GOT YOU GOT TO GET IT PUT IT IN YOU

REELIN WITH THE FEELIN DONT STOP CONTINUE

 

[Drifter]

Strike Trey I am out..enough of that thread. Lets get to some some important questions.Anybody had an animal stuck in their furnace? Sounds like something is moving around the duct downstairs.

Usually, they are not actually in your ducts, just running on or alongside them.

 

[General Malaise]

Just bought a Wade Boggs baseball card.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Just bought a Wade Boggs baseball card.

 

[Drifter]

So Woz is giving a $20k ring to a girl he's only know a couple of months because her father told him he better give her a rock as nice as the ones her sisters got?

This is going to work out well.

 

[Zow]

So Woz is giving a $20k ring to a girl he's only know a couple of months because her father told him he better give her a rock as nice as the ones her sisters got?This is going to work out well.

You don't read very well and your notebook is inaccurate.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Pack, I don't know anything about the process, so I have no real world advice. I don't know why you'd go to jail, but understand the stress you are under. I would think that there has to be a way to sort all this out, but it just might have to take some time. All I got. Good luck, man.

Thanks GM.

I hope you don't go to jail, but if you do I hope you have wi-fi access and post from your cell or in the "yard". Could be some interesting stories.Seriously, though good luck and I hope it all works out for you.

Thanks Zooks

 

[Mr.Pack]

So to rush things through, I applied to update her loan to include the housing, and used my mothers info.

Yea, not the smartest thing I've ever done.

 

[Annyong]

I like red hot chili peppers

 

[General Malaise]

So Woz is giving a $20k ring to a girl he's only know a couple of months because her father told him he better give her a rock as nice as the ones her sisters got?This is going to work out well.

You don't read very well and your notebook is inaccurate.

What's the accurate story?

 

[General Malaise]

My son left behind his recorder tonight. I think I'm going to get good and baked and learn how to play this thing like Ron Burgandy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Any of you ugly degenerates want to participate in a Home Run pool I do? Pick 1 player from 6 groups of 5 and then pick 3 write-ins who aren't in any of the 6 groups.

$25 to get in and payouts are for:

the top 3 for the 1st half of season

the top 3 for the 2nd half of season

the top 3 for the entire season

If interested PM me or send me a text with boobies.

IN

PM me your email address and I'll send you the details. Or is your email address still: GoofyBaldGuy@MarriedToHotWife.com Or do you still use: TDilfer@KneeBracesAreCool.com

In...also I have a number of guys in the baseball forum that would probably do this since I'm not doing mine this year.

 

[shuke]

Feel bad for my son, he had to get one of those expanders put up in the roof of his mouth today. He was pretty bummed about it until I told him that makes him a cyborg like General Grievous, which he was pretty pumped about.

Just a little concnerned, though. He's had to overcome some speech issues and is still working on them, now he's got this to make things worse.

 

[Frostillicus]

Any of you ugly degenerates want to participate in a Home Run pool I do? Pick 1 player from 6 groups of 5 and then pick 3 write-ins who aren't in any of the 6 groups.

$25 to get in and payouts are for:

the top 3 for the 1st half of season

the top 3 for the 2nd half of season

the top 3 for the entire season

If interested PM me or send me a text with boobies.

IN

PM me your email address and I'll send you the details. Or is your email address still: GoofyBaldGuy@MarriedToHotWife.com Or do you still use: TDilfer@KneeBracesAreCool.com

In...also I have a number of guys in the baseball forum that would probably do this since I'm not doing mine this year.

Yeah I'll do dis.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So Woz is giving a $20k ring to a girl he's only know a couple of months because her father told him he better give her a rock as nice as the ones her sisters got?This is going to work out well.

Sounds about right.