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Watching HGTV House Hunters International right now.Is that Chemical X? :lmao:
That's the rumor....but I don't believe it for a second. No way in hell he passed any reality TV charisma paramaters...what's next, Cosjobs on the Bachelor?
No, that's him. He has the jew factor on 11.
Is his segment over? Just turned it on. How in the holy hell did they select Chemical X for this? :lmao:
Still going.
:lmao:
 
My wife hasn't stopped talking in the last 90 minutes. Might be longer. Currently talking about how annoying it is when you go to a restaurant and somebody orders something and they want to change it in a bunch of ways and make a bunch of substitutions. I actually agree so I decide to actually reply and ask "who did that recently?". Her response, "Oh nobody, I just hate that." I have no idea how we're on this topic. I don't really want to go to bed yet, but am considering it because of this unending onslaught of talkingness. Luckily she's not usually like this, or I would have thrown fiery matches at my ear drums by now.

 
My wife hasn't stopped talking in the last 90 minutes. Might be longer. Currently talking about how annoying it is when you go to a restaurant and somebody orders something and they want to change it in a bunch of ways and make a bunch of substitutions. I actually agree so I decide to actually reply and ask "who did that recently?". Her response, "Oh nobody, I just hate that." I have no idea how we're on this topic. I don't really want to go to bed yet, but am considering it because of this unending onslaught of talkingness. Luckily she's not usually like this, or I would have thrown fiery matches at my ear drums by now.
:lmao:
 
Now we're on a combination of public schools are just as good as private, people are mean on facebook, and people who are obsessed with fancy labels on the stuff they buy. I don't know what any of this has to do with each other but I swear to god she brought all these topics up in the last four minutes. Now we're on starvation in Africa. So weird. I think paying half attention and writing it makes it funny, whereas if I was sitting here trying to listen I'd have been in bed an hour ago. Also she's probably had over a bottle of wine by this point, so that's probably why.

 
Anybody ever had Sriracha Fried Rice? Best thing I ever ate.
I love sriracha, but I think I'm actually getting burned out on it. At certain temperatures it gets a little grainy and it weirds me out. That sounds lovely though.
Got any good recipes, gb? The fried rice was from a restaurant. I'm sriracha-less.
Most of my #### is off of the cuff, sorry. If you tell me something you're looking to make, I can help.
 
Now we're on a combination of public schools are just as good as private, people are mean on facebook, and people who are obsessed with fancy labels on the stuff they buy. I don't know what any of this has to do with each other but I swear to god she brought all these topics up in the last four minutes. Now we're on starvation in Africa. So weird. I think paying half attention and writing it makes it funny, whereas if I was sitting here trying to listen I'd have been in bed an hour ago. Also she's probably had over a bottle of wine by this point, so that's probably why.
I hear you, brother.My wife loves to do this thing where she tells me her schedule/tasks for the next couple of days "Tomorrow I have to finish that order for Mary, then I need to call Katie about Friday, then I have a meeting after that, and I probably should finish that other order for that woman in Arizona."None of the above have anything to do with me. Nothing. I don't need to work around her schedule, help her out, exchange cars, etc. If I say "Do you need anything from me?" She answers with "Oh, no. I was just thinking out loud." So usually I just don't pay attention. Today she does the exact same thing while I'm reading. Apparently there was more after the 4th "...and then..." because I hear "Never mind then". I said "What? I thought you were just talking about your schedule." She was still pissed. I finally told her "I thought you were just thinking out loud? You need some sort of segue when you move on to stuff I should listen to."Her reply "You should listen to whatever I'm saying anyway."I told her "Yeah, that's probably not ever going to happen."
 
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Kyle Lohse had two strikes on 11 batters tonight but could only manage three strikeouts. What a dickfor.
I wasn't expecting to hear much complaining about Lohse's performance tonight
Don't play Fantasy Baseball, huh?
Sure, but my league counts whip, era, and wins too. He did alright in 3 of 4 categories. And if you're counting on Lohse for k's I have bad news for you.
Some of us bet over 3.5 Ks tonight
 
Kyle Lohse had two strikes on 11 batters tonight but could only manage three strikeouts. What a dickfor.
I wasn't expecting to hear much complaining about Lohse's performance tonight
Don't play Fantasy Baseball, huh?
Sure, but my league counts whip, era, and wins too. He did alright in 3 of 4 categories. And if you're counting on Lohse for k's I have bad news for you.
Some of us bet over 3.5 Ks tonight
:goodposting:
 
Kyle Lohse had two strikes on 11 batters tonight but could only manage three strikeouts. What a dickfor.
I wasn't expecting to hear much complaining about Lohse's performance tonight
Don't play Fantasy Baseball, huh?
Sure, but my league counts whip, era, and wins too. He did alright in 3 of 4 categories. And if you're counting on Lohse for k's I have bad news for you.
Some of us bet over 3.5 Ks tonight
Ah. I see now.
 
My wife hasn't stopped talking in the last 90 minutes. Might be longer. Currently talking about how annoying it is when you go to a restaurant and somebody orders something and they want to change it in a bunch of ways and make a bunch of substitutions. I actually agree so I decide to actually reply and ask "who did that recently?". Her response, "Oh nobody, I just hate that." I have no idea how we're on this topic. I don't really want to go to bed yet, but am considering it because of this unending onslaught of talkingness. Luckily she's not usually like this, or I would have thrown fiery matches at my ear drums by now.
:lmao:
 
Now we're on a combination of public schools are just as good as private, people are mean on facebook, and people who are obsessed with fancy labels on the stuff they buy. I don't know what any of this has to do with each other but I swear to god she brought all these topics up in the last four minutes. Now we're on starvation in Africa. So weird. I think paying half attention and writing it makes it funny, whereas if I was sitting here trying to listen I'd have been in bed an hour ago. Also she's probably had over a bottle of wine by this point, so that's probably why.
I hear you, brother.My wife loves to do this thing where she tells me her schedule/tasks for the next couple of days "Tomorrow I have to finish that order for Mary, then I need to call Katie about Friday, then I have a meeting after that, and I probably should finish that other order for that woman in Arizona."

None of the above have anything to do with me. Nothing. I don't need to work around her schedule, help her out, exchange cars, etc. If I say "Do you need anything from me?" She answers with "Oh, no. I was just thinking out loud."

So usually I just don't pay attention. Today she does the exact same thing while I'm reading. Apparently there was more after the 4th "...and then..." because I hear "Never mind then".

I said "What? I thought you were just talking about your schedule." She was still pissed. I finally told her "I thought you were just thinking out loud? You need some sort of segue when you move on to stuff I should listen to."

Her reply "You should listen to whatever I'm saying anyway."

I told her "Yeah, that's probably not ever going to happen."
There she is, prattling on as wives do...
 
'proninja said:
'Mr.Pack said:
'proninja said:
'Frostillicus said:
Kyle Lohse had two strikes on 11 batters tonight but could only manage three strikeouts. What a dickfor.
I wasn't expecting to hear much complaining about Lohse's performance tonight
Don't play Fantasy Baseball, huh?
Sure, but my league counts whip, era, and wins too. He did alright in 3 of 4 categories. And if you're counting on Lohse for k's I have bad news for you.
Good point.But I was off on a wrong tangent here, they were complaining because they bet props.

 
After catching up on the last two pages, the first image that popped in my evil head was -

Frosty and Tanner's wives sucking down crystal meth spritzers in a locked-down living room with Woz tied up like Little Alex, the whole scene on camera, pay-per-view, $59.99.

I'll take the first 100K as my finder's fee. You're all welcome.

Edit: Woz isn't that bad of a guy. Make it Jim11 with a ball gag so he can't respond.

 
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Trend check for those with teen/tween kids:

My daughter (12) has recently started quoting herself immediately after saying anything she considers remotely clever. Example:

Her brother (10): Where's the milk?

Her: It's right there on the counter!

Him: Oh, yeah

Her: I'm like, "It's right there on the counter"

This started fairly recently - wondering if it's a common pattern for her age group these days.

 
Trend check for those with teen/tween kids:My daughter (12) has recently started quoting herself immediately after saying anything she considers remotely clever. Example:Her brother (10): Where's the milk?Her: It's right there on the counter!Him: Oh, yeahHer: I'm like, "It's right there on the counter"This started fairly recently - wondering if it's a common pattern for her age group these days.
It sounds like she's :goodposting: herself.
 
Trend check for those with teen/tween kids:My daughter (12) has recently started quoting herself immediately after saying anything she considers remotely clever. Example:Her brother (10): Where's the milk?Her: It's right there on the counter!Him: Oh, yeahHer: I'm like, "It's right there on the counter"This started fairly recently - wondering if it's a common pattern for her age group these days.
It sounds like she's :goodposting: herself.
I'm like, "It sounds like she's :goodposting: herself."
 
Trend check for those with teen/tween kids:My daughter (12) has recently started quoting herself immediately after saying anything she considers remotely clever. Example:Her brother (10): Where's the milk?Her: It's right there on the counter!Him: Oh, yeahHer: I'm like, "It's right there on the counter"This started fairly recently - wondering if it's a common pattern for her age group these days.
It sounds like she's :goodposting: herself.
I'm like, "It sounds like she's :goodposting: herself."
:goodposting:
 
After catching up on the last two pages, the first image that popped in my evil head was -

Frosty and Tanner's wives sucking down crystal meth spritzers in a locked-down living room with Woz tied up like Little Alex, the whole scene on camera, pay-per-view, $59.99.

I'll take the first 100K as my finder's fee. You're all welcome.

Edit: Woz isn't that bad of a guy. Make it Jim11 with a ball gag so he can't respond.
Weird in an uncomfortable, not at all funny, way.

 
After catching up on the last two pages, the first image that popped in my evil head was -

Frosty and Tanner's wives sucking down crystal meth spritzers in a locked-down living room with Woz tied up like Little Alex, the whole scene on camera, pay-per-view, $59.99.

I'll take the first 100K as my finder's fee. You're all welcome.

Edit: Woz isn't that bad of a guy. Make it Jim11 with a ball gag so he can't respond.
Hey how 'bout that.
 
Trend check for those with teen/tween kids:My daughter (12) has recently started quoting herself immediately after saying anything she considers remotely clever. Example:Her brother (10): Where's the milk?Her: It's right there on the counter!Him: Oh, yeahHer: I'm like, "It's right there on the counter"This started fairly recently - wondering if it's a common pattern for her age group these days.
It sounds like she's :goodposting: herself.
I'm like, "It sounds like she's :goodposting: herself."
:goodposting:
:goodposting:Gonna try out this shtick IRL btw. Kinda like it.
 
Trend check for those with teen/tween kids:

My daughter (12) has recently started quoting herself immediately after saying anything she considers remotely clever. Example:

Her brother (10): Where's the milk?

Her: It's right there on the counter!

Him: Oh, yeah

Her: I'm like, "It's right there on the counter"

This started fairly recently - wondering if it's a common pattern for her age group these days.
It sounds like she's :goodposting: herself.
I'm like, "It sounds like she's :goodposting: herself."
:goodposting:
:goodposting: Gonna try out this shtick IRL btw. Kinda like it.
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