Notorious T.R.E.
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No spoilers...starting it in 5...
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GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Stupid west coast....I see the one for Italy comes on at 10:30 here. Can't wait to watch this. Chemical X - CELEBRITY!
General Malaise
Footballguy
With two rounds in the books...
Tanner - 6
Tre - 27
YSR - 29
GM - 66
Tanner - 6
Tre - 27
YSR - 29
GM - 66
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Never thought there was an exact vocal match to Woody Allen.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Have you never met him? He's pretty awesome in person. Hates everything, but who can blame him?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I was playing hockey, I was playing goal and the BALL went past me and hit her in the head.
Guster
Footballguy
Still going.Is his segment over? Just turned it on. How in the holy hell did they select Chemical X for this?No, that's him. He has the jew factor on 11.That's the rumor....but I don't believe it for a second. No way in hell he passed any reality TV charisma paramaters...what's next, Cosjobs on the Bachelor?Watching HGTV House Hunters International right now.Is that Chemical X?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Turn it on that show I guess.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Holy schmidt, he's wearing elbow patches.
Marvin
Footballguy
It's not on here until 10:30. Is it really him?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I had seen an old pic, but knew his backstory and name.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
100%...already texted him and gave him ish about the elbow patches.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
X and x wife are in Vegas right now.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Did they see Kevzilla's hair there?
cosjobs
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure he's up in cake draft
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Great episode, zero shtick though. I made many passable suggestions.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
2013 draft already start?BTW, you still being a wusspants about our sidebet?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
My wife hasn't stopped talking in the last 90 minutes. Might be longer. Currently talking about how annoying it is when you go to a restaurant and somebody orders something and they want to change it in a bunch of ways and make a bunch of substitutions. I actually agree so I decide to actually reply and ask "who did that recently?". Her response, "Oh nobody, I just hate that." I have no idea how we're on this topic. I don't really want to go to bed yet, but am considering it because of this unending onslaught of talkingness. Luckily she's not usually like this, or I would have thrown fiery matches at my ear drums by now.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Now we're on a combination of public schools are just as good as private, people are mean on facebook, and people who are obsessed with fancy labels on the stuff they buy. I don't know what any of this has to do with each other but I swear to god she brought all these topics up in the last four minutes. Now we're on starvation in Africa. So weird. I think paying half attention and writing it makes it funny, whereas if I was sitting here trying to listen I'd have been in bed an hour ago. Also she's probably had over a bottle of wine by this point, so that's probably why.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Anybody ever had Sriracha Fried Rice? Best thing I ever ate.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I love sriracha, but I think I'm actually getting burned out on it. At certain temperatures it gets a little grainy and it weirds me out. That sounds lovely though.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Got any good recipes, gb? The fried rice was from a restaurant. I'm sriracha-less.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Rice raffle?
Notorious T.R.E.
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Most of my #### is off of the cuff, sorry. If you tell me something you're looking to make, I can help.
Marvin
Footballguy
I hear you, brother.My wife loves to do this thing where she tells me her schedule/tasks for the next couple of days "Tomorrow I have to finish that order for Mary, then I need to call Katie about Friday, then I have a meeting after that, and I probably should finish that other order for that woman in Arizona."None of the above have anything to do with me. Nothing. I don't need to work around her schedule, help her out, exchange cars, etc. If I say "Do you need anything from me?" She answers with "Oh, no. I was just thinking out loud." So usually I just don't pay attention. Today she does the exact same thing while I'm reading. Apparently there was more after the 4th "...and then..." because I hear "Never mind then". I said "What? I thought you were just talking about your schedule." She was still pissed. I finally told her "I thought you were just thinking out loud? You need some sort of segue when you move on to stuff I should listen to."Her reply "You should listen to whatever I'm saying anyway."I told her "Yeah, that's probably not ever going to happen."
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proninja
Footballguy
Sure, but my league counts whip, era, and wins too. He did alright in 3 of 4 categories. And if you're counting on Lohse for k's I have bad news for you.
Some of us bet over 3.5 Ks tonight
Notorious T.R.E.
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proninja
Footballguy
Ah. I see now.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
There she is, prattling on as wives do...
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
'Marvin said:
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
After catching up on the last two pages, the first image that popped in my evil head was -
Frosty and Tanner's wives sucking down crystal meth spritzers in a locked-down living room with Woz tied up like Little Alex, the whole scene on camera, pay-per-view, $59.99.
I'll take the first 100K as my finder's fee. You're all welcome.
Edit: Woz isn't that bad of a guy. Make it Jim11 with a ball gag so he can't respond.
Frosty and Tanner's wives sucking down crystal meth spritzers in a locked-down living room with Woz tied up like Little Alex, the whole scene on camera, pay-per-view, $59.99.
I'll take the first 100K as my finder's fee. You're all welcome.
Edit: Woz isn't that bad of a guy. Make it Jim11 with a ball gag so he can't respond.
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heckmanm
Footballguy
Trend check for those with teen/tween kids:
My daughter (12) has recently started quoting herself immediately after saying anything she considers remotely clever. Example:
Her brother (10): Where's the milk?
Her: It's right there on the counter!
Him: Oh, yeah
Her: I'm like, "It's right there on the counter"
This started fairly recently - wondering if it's a common pattern for her age group these days.
My daughter (12) has recently started quoting herself immediately after saying anything she considers remotely clever. Example:
Her brother (10): Where's the milk?
Her: It's right there on the counter!
Him: Oh, yeah
Her: I'm like, "It's right there on the counter"
This started fairly recently - wondering if it's a common pattern for her age group these days.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm like, "It sounds like she'sIt sounds like she'sherself.
herself."
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm like, "It sounds like she'sIt sounds like she's
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Marvin
Footballguy
Hey how 'bout that.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
I'm like, "It sounds like she'sIt sounds like she's
Gonna try out this shtick IRL btw. Kinda like it.
Marvin
Footballguy
NSFW languageI'm like, "It sounds like she'sIt sounds like she's
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