GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

What kind?This is important.

 

[Frostillicus]

For those of you who are Tanner's FB friends, am I reading his wife's comment on his status update in the right way, or is my mind just in the gutter?

Yes

I can't figure out how to see his friends because I don't know **** about using facebook.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I also sent an e-mail to a few of you. I hope you will forward to those people you know that will forward it to people. GM, that means your Mom.

Stupid computer. Let me try this again.

 

[Guster]

I'm out at a happy hour. Any recos for a good session beer?

I managed to work "session beer" into the conversation at happy hour. One guy tried to tell me that it was a fancy type of beer that lasts you a "whole session long" but thanks to the infinite wisdom of the FFA, I was able to correct him

 

[Guster]

This drawer has my filing, and this drawer has my cakes and other assorted desserts.

Is that weird?

Oatmeal Creme Pies are amazing

Kinda wish I had some right now. Might make myself a sandwich instead, keeping with the Shuke theme and all

 

[mr. furley]

I'm out at a happy hour. Any recos for a good session beer?

I managed to work "session beer" into the conversation at happy hour. One guy tried to tell me that it was a fancy type of beer that lasts you a "whole session long" but thanks to the infinite wisdom of the FFA, I was able to correct him

that guy> pwn3ed

 

[Mr.Pack]

For those of you who are Tanner's FB friends, am I reading his wife's comment on his status update in the right way, or is my mind just in the gutter?

YesNo

 

[Mr.Pack]

For those of you who are Tanner's FB friends, am I reading his wife's comment on his status update in the right way, or is my mind just in the gutter?

Got a screenshot? Tanner loves to post those.

Sorry it's so small. Link

That's what I told my wife the first night we made teh secksOh and no way I could read that, even with cheaters on

 

[Frostillicus]

That Sam Adams thread is hilarious and terrifying.

 

[Guster]

Session time:

 

[shuke]

Starting the weekend off right:

When are we going to Eli's?

 

[shuke]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

What kind?This is important.

OCPs, brah.

 

[shuke]

Session time:

You call that a sandwich?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

What kind?This is important.

OCPs, brah.

That's a quality session pie

 

[Guster]

Starting the weekend off right:

I'm free from now til Thursday, my treat

 

[Guster]

Session time:

It was half a sandwich. 2 slices of toasted bread, check

Blueberry vanilla goat cheese, check

Chicken breast, check

Creamy pesto spread, check

:sandwich:

 

[shuke]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

What kind?This is important.

OCPs, brah.

That's a quality session pie

 

[shuke]

Session time:

Looked about 1/4" thick. Is your mouth real small or something?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

22 YO turns 23 tomorrow. She's going to be away for the long weekend and I don't have Little 'Zooks until sometime on Monday. I plan on absolutely destroying my liver this weekend. Destroying. Naked shot videos are very possible.

Got a good session beer picked out yet?

Are you on my side on this?

Where did this "session" beer nonsense come from?

Check out the Sam Adams thread.

I did. I guess I should post my question there, and ridicule it.

 

[Guster]

Session time:

1/4"??

 

[Bob Sacamano]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/FoneHoe/Lunch.jpg

 

[shuke]

God I hate how long it takes to email videos from my blackberry.

 

[shuke]

No shots here

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Less filling

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lol at going to the garage to keep the wife from catching you filming #### for your ifriends.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Where do the shot videos start? Is there a quick reference guide somehwere so I don't have to sift through all the thread that I missed?

Also, how the hell do I work this camera on my laptop?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I've come to kind of like Auction Hunters. I could go for a session with Ton Jones.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

No shots here

Good sesh, shuke.

 

[Guster]

Starting the weekend off right:

Catching up on Friday Night Lights

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lol at Tre doing shots with X on TV and a dog on a bar.

I preferred the dog.

 

[-fish-]

If someone uses the term "session beer" in my presence I will drown them. If I'm not near water, I will knock them unconscious, throw them in the back of my truck, find some water and then drown them.

 

[YSR]

Re: 50 shades of gray, Mrs. SLB just read it in two nights. I read a page over her shoulder and it was pretty awful albeit erotic writing. We'll see.

Got this for my wife last night. I think she read the first chapter. I decided to see what the fuss is. I'm probably on chapter 8 or 9 by now (I read like a champion). It's dog-####. Even the dirty parts are difficult to read.

Awesome! I love scaterotica!

Okay, now I'm curious. If someone has a .mobi file, I'd take an email.You know, for science.

 

[madhatter]

CincinnatiGuys,

Can I get an opinion/review on Boi Na Braza please?

 

[phishphan]

Re: 50 shades of gray, Mrs. SLB just read it in two nights. I read a page over her shoulder and it was pretty awful albeit erotic writing. We'll see.

Got this for my wife last night. I think she read the first chapter. I decided to see what the fuss is. I'm probably on chapter 8 or 9 by now (I read like a champion). It's dog-####. Even the dirty parts are difficult to read.

Awesome! I love scaterotica!

Okay, now I'm curious. If someone has a .mobi file, I'd take an email.You know, for science.

reddit reference. so, uh, you ever post in r/gonewild?

 

[YSR]

Re: 50 shades of gray, Mrs. SLB just read it in two nights. I read a page over her shoulder and it was pretty awful albeit erotic writing. We'll see.

Got this for my wife last night. I think she read the first chapter. I decided to see what the fuss is. I'm probably on chapter 8 or 9 by now (I read like a champion). It's dog-####. Even the dirty parts are difficult to read.

Awesome! I love scaterotica!

Okay, now I'm curious. If someone has a .mobi file, I'd take an email.You know, for science.

reddit reference. so, uh, you ever post in r/gonewild?

I'm a redditor, but no, I have never even gone in there. Promise. Swear.

 

[phishphan]

Re: 50 shades of gray, Mrs. SLB just read it in two nights. I read a page over her shoulder and it was pretty awful albeit erotic writing. We'll see.

Got this for my wife last night. I think she read the first chapter. I decided to see what the fuss is. I'm probably on chapter 8 or 9 by now (I read like a champion). It's dog-####. Even the dirty parts are difficult to read.

Awesome! I love scaterotica!

Okay, now I'm curious. If someone has a .mobi file, I'd take an email.You know, for science.

reddit reference. so, uh, you ever post in r/gonewild?

I'm a redditor, but no, I have never even gone in there. Promise. Swear.

you lie! there's so many boners in there for you to see.

 

[Guster]

CincinnatiGuys, Can I get an opinion/review on Boi Na Braza please?

It's just meh for me. Lots and lots of ok meat. The lesser quality cuts come around more frequently. Are you in town now? Taste of Cincinnati is this weekend, so hit that!If not, go to Bakersfield up Vine a bit and get a short rib torta Or if you're looking for good steak, hit up Jeff Ruby's

 

[St. Louis Bob]

50 Shades Of Grey is the greatest piece of literature ever written.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

No shots here

My sister and her girlfriend just asked why I was in my room alone and laughing hysterically. *******.

 

[Osaurus]

This thread inspired me to do some work around the house. Thoughts?

ETA: It's pre-grout mind you.

 

[kevzilla]

50 Shades Of Grey is the greatest piece of literature ever written.

Our GB SLBob is obviously getting some bonus lit-tang.

 

[madhatter]

CincinnatiGuys, Can I get an opinion/review on Boi Na Braza please?

It's just meh for me. Lots and lots of ok meat. The lesser quality cuts come around more frequently. Are you in town now? Taste of Cincinnati is this weekend, so hit that!If not, go to Bakersfield up Vine a bit and get a short rib torta Or if you're looking for good steak, hit up Jeff Ruby's

Will be in town for UC graduation in a couple of weeks. BIL is finally graduating. FIL is taking everyone to dinner there.

 

[Gadzooks]

Day 2 of liver destruction about to begin. Getting ready to shower and man-scape then heading BBQ party on a lake. The girl putting on the party has specifically invited a few "single female friends" for the purpose of introducing them to me. She told me there will be girls there that fall into the following categories:

(A) one-night stand

(B) friend with benefits

© possible long term relationship

I've gone about 6 months being a fairly normal adult and not doing anything really childish or stupid. That is about to change. An afternoon of food, booze, swimming and chicks.... good chance I'll be very drunk, good chance I'll do something that I'll be embarrassed about tomorrow, good chance I might drown, and a good chance I might end up with an STD. I'm looking forward to all of it. I apologize now for the texts I'll be sending later.

 

[Guster]

Day 2 of liver destruction about to begin. Getting ready to shower and man-scape then heading BBQ party on a lake. The girl putting on the party has specifically invited a few "single female friends" for the purpose of introducing them to me. She told me there will be girls there that fall into the following categories: (A) one-night stand (B) friend with benefits © possible long term relationship I've gone about 6 months being a fairly normal adult and not doing anything really childish or stupid. That is about to change. An afternoon of food, booze, swimming and chicks.... good chance I'll be very drunk, good chance I'll do something that I'll be embarrassed about tomorrow, good chance I might drown, and a good chance I might end up with an STD. I'm looking forward to all of it. I apologize now for the texts I'll be sending later.

:subscribe:

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Noma served live ants on a dish.

 

[Marvin]

I am shocked that those girls are stupid. 1942 was a good guess though. Only about 25 days off.

 

[Marvin]

For those of you who are Tanner's FB friends, am I reading his wife's comment on his status update in the right way, or is my mind just in the gutter?

Which one?

 

[Marvin]

For those of you who are Tanner's FB friends, am I reading his wife's comment on his status update in the right way, or is my mind just in the gutter?

Got a screenshot? Tanner loves to post those.

Sorry it's so small. Link

Oh that one. Many years ago we went to Disneyland without the kids. We got hammered at the Disneyland hotel one night. We took the monorail back and for some reason the wise-### on the PA was cracking us up. Nothing sexual about it. Surprise.

 

[Marvin]

No shots here

 

[Guster]

For those of you who are Tanner's FB friends, am I reading his wife's comment on his status update in the right way, or is my mind just in the gutter?

Got a screenshot? Tanner loves to post those.

Sorry it's so small. Link

Oh that one. Many years ago we went to Disneyland without the kids. We got hammered at the Disneyland hotel one night. We took the monorail back and for some reason the wise-### on the PA was cracking us up. Nothing sexual about it. Surprise.

That's less of a story than I was expecting from the girl that makes sexually suggestive cookies