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[YSR]

For those of you who are Tanner's FB friends, am I reading his wife's comment on his status update in the right way, or is my mind just in the gutter?

Got a screenshot? Tanner loves to post those.

Sorry it's so small. Link

Oh that one. Many years ago we went to Disneyland without the kids. We got hammered at the Disneyland hotel one night. We took the monorail back and for some reason the wise-### on the PA was cracking us up. Nothing sexual about it. Surprise.

Great. So I'm the perv.

 

[Marvin]

I think I'm done hippling.

So yesterday we was our annual 8th grade trip to Disneyland. There was a monumental fuster at the end but I won't go into that.

I had to ride on one of the buses not only with 60 amped-up and obnoxious kids but with Tony, the half-Asperger's PE teacher. This guy is notorious for his communication skills or lack thereof. Not only is he a close-talker but he really can't carry on a conversation. Here's a snippet:

Keep in mind I've taken out my iPod and have one earbud in.

Tony: Hey, you follow baseball at all?

Me: Oh, no man. Not really.

Tony: Huh? (he says 'huh' about every 3rd sentence)

Me: I just really don...

Tony: Yeah so I'm watching the MLB network...do you get that?

Me: Yeah, my kid watches it. I don't.

Tony: So they have rankings the other day. Huh?

Me:

Tony: And they've got New York at #2 but Boston at #3...

(I have no idea what he was really saying. I'll just make #### up since that's what I heard)

Tony: But there's no way Sacramento has the pitching to be at #4. And they got swept by the Blue Dogs, huh?

Me:

Tony: I mean how do you have Oregon at 6 but the Gladiators are 4 games ahead in the Federal division? Huh?

Me: Yeah, that's wild.

Tony: So you catch the Columbus game last night? They lost in the fourth set to the Transformers. Huh?

I was on a bus with him for almost 7 hours.

 

[Marvin]

For those of you who are Tanner's FB friends, am I reading his wife's comment on his status update in the right way, or is my mind just in the gutter?

Got a screenshot? Tanner loves to post those.

Sorry it's so small. Link

Oh that one. Many years ago we went to Disneyland without the kids. We got hammered at the Disneyland hotel one night. We took the monorail back and for some reason the wise-### on the PA was cracking us up. Nothing sexual about it. Surprise.

That's less of a story than I was expecting from the girl that makes sexually suggestive cookies

For those of you who are Tanner's FB friends, am I reading his wife's comment on his status update in the right way, or is my mind just in the gutter?

Got a screenshot? Tanner loves to post those.

Sorry it's so small. Link

Oh that one. Many years ago we went to Disneyland without the kids. We got hammered at the Disneyland hotel one night. We took the monorail back and for some reason the wise-### on the PA was cracking us up. Nothing sexual about it. Surprise.

Great. So I'm the perv.

Yeah she doesn't work blue on the Facebooks.

 

[Frostillicus]

50 Shades Of Grey is the greatest piece of literature ever written.

 

[Marvin]

50 Shades Of Grey is the greatest piece of literature ever written.

Wife is now on the second "novel". No results so far. I was out of town yesterday and didn't get back until 1:30AM. I'm hoping that's why I didn't reap any benefits.From a strictly academic point of view this book is horrid.

 

[cosjobs]

50 Shades Of Grey is the greatest piece of literature ever written.

Our GB SLBob is obviously getting some bonus lit-tang.

cliterature?

 

[Frostillicus]

50 Shades Of Grey is the greatest piece of literature ever written.

Wife is now on the second "novel". No results so far. I was out of town yesterday and didn't get back until 1:30AM. I'm hoping that's why I didn't reap any benefits.From a strictly academic point of view this book is horrid.

Oh, without a doubt. I still agree with SLB, however.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I'm done hippling.So yesterday we was our annual 8th grade trip to Disneyland. There was a monumental fuster at the end but I won't go into that. I had to ride on one of the buses not only with 60 amped-up and obnoxious kids but with Tony, the half-Asperger's PE teacher. This guy is notorious for his communication skills or lack thereof. Not only is he a close-talker but he really can't carry on a conversation. Here's a snippet:Keep in mind I've taken out my iPod and have one earbud in.Tony: Hey, you follow baseball at all?Me: Oh, no man. Not really.Tony: Huh? (he says 'huh' about every 3rd sentence)Me: I just really don...Tony: Yeah so I'm watching the MLB network...do you get that?Me: Yeah, my kid watches it. I don't.Tony: So they have rankings the other day. Huh?Me: Tony: And they've got New York at #2 but Boston at #3...(I have no idea what he was really saying. I'll just make #### up since that's what I heard)Tony: But there's no way Sacramento has the pitching to be at #4. And they got swept by the Blue Dogs, huh?Me: Tony: I mean how do you have Oregon at 6 but the Gladiators are 4 games ahead in the Federal division? Huh?Me: Yeah, that's wild.Tony: So you catch the Columbus game last night? They lost in the fourth set to the Transformers. Huh?I was on a bus with him for almost 7 hours.

50 Shades Of Grey is the greatest piece of literature ever written.

Our GB SLBob is obviously getting some bonus lit-tang.

cliterature?

50 Shades Of Grey is the greatest piece of literature ever written.

Wife is now on the second "novel". No results so far. I was out of town yesterday and didn't get back until 1:30AM. I'm hoping that's why I didn't reap any benefits.From a strictly academic point of view this book is horrid.

Oh, without a doubt. I still agree with SLB, however.

Yes & yes. I haven't had this much, in quantity & quality, awesome raunchy sex since I was a teenager. :moonwalk:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For those of you who are Tanner's FB friends, am I reading his wife's comment on his status update in the right way, or is my mind just in the gutter?

Got a screenshot? Tanner loves to post those.

Sorry it's so small. Link

Oh that one. Many years ago we went to Disneyland without the kids. We got hammered at the Disneyland hotel one night. We took the monorail back and for some reason the wise-### on the PA was cracking us up. Nothing sexual about it. Surprise.

Great. So I'm the perv.

Huh?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

50 Shades Of Grey is the greatest piece of literature ever written.

Our GB SLBob is obviously getting some bonus lit-tang.

Day 2 of liver destruction about to begin. Getting ready to shower and man-scape then heading BBQ party on a lake. The girl putting on the party has specifically invited a few "single female friends" for the purpose of introducing them to me. She told me there will be girls there that fall into the following categories: (A) one-night stand (B) friend with benefits © possible long term relationship I've gone about 6 months being a fairly normal adult and not doing anything really childish or stupid. That is about to change. An afternoon of food, booze, swimming and chicks.... good chance I'll be very drunk, good chance I'll do something that I'll be embarrassed about tomorrow, good chance I might drown, and a good chance I might end up with an STD. I'm looking forward to all of it. I apologize now for the texts I'll be sending later.

:subscribe:

 

[Marvin]

So I'm pretty worn out today and my feet feel like Shuke's. Wife decides this is the perfect day for Spring cleaning. I let it be known that I will not be participating.

Her

Me

 

[Disco Stu]

Tony is right. Sacamano's pitching is terrible.

Anyone up for a session? http://i.imgur.com/LDlpx.jpg

 

[Marvin]

Tony is right. Sacamano's pitching is terrible.

Anyone up for a session? http://i.imgur.com/LDlpx.jpg

Oh hello, fridge.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Four Loko is my favorite session malt beverage.

 

[Disco Stu]

Day 2 of liver destruction about to begin. Getting ready to shower and man-scape then heading BBQ party on a lake. The girl putting on the party has specifically invited a few "single female friends" for the purpose of introducing them to me. She told me there will be girls there that fall into the following categories: (A) one-night stand (B) friend with benefits © possible long term relationship

What she didn't tell you is that A, B, and C are all the same girl.

 

[YSR]

Day 2 of liver destruction about to begin. Getting ready to shower and man-scape then heading BBQ party on a lake. The girl putting on the party has specifically invited a few "single female friends" for the purpose of introducing them to me. She told me there will be girls there that fall into the following categories: (A) one-night stand (B) friend with benefits © possible long term relationship

What she didn't tell you is that A, B, and C are all the same girl.

Depends on your approach, GB.As a side note, I've already locked up Gadzooks as my go-to guy if my marriage doesn't work out, so all of you who have man-crushes on him: BTFU

 

[kevzilla]

Day 2 of liver destruction about to begin. Getting ready to shower and man-scape then heading BBQ party on a lake. The girl putting on the party has specifically invited a few "single female friends" for the purpose of introducing them to me. She told me there will be girls there that fall into the following categories: (A) one-night stand (B) friend with benefits © possible long term relationship

What she didn't tell you is that A, B, and C are all the same girl.

Depends on your approach, GB.As a side note, I've already locked up Gadzooks as my go-to guy if my marriage doesn't work out, so all of you who have man-crushes on him: BTFU

Whew. As long as Romo is still available.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Tony is right. Sacamano's pitching is terrible.

Anyone up for a session? http://i.imgur.com/LDlpx.jpg

:FourLoko:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Day 2 of liver destruction about to begin. Getting ready to shower and man-scape then heading BBQ party on a lake. The girl putting on the party has specifically invited a few "single female friends" for the purpose of introducing them to me. She told me there will be girls there that fall into the following categories: (A) one-night stand (B) friend with benefits © possible long term relationship

What she didn't tell you is that A, B, and C are all the same girl.

and she just turned 23.

 

[krista4]

K4> Did I post all the info about Copenhagen? I am too lazy to search through the thread, and can't recall. I know I owe an update on Noma, but haven't heard anything back yet from the people I know in the business.

You posted a bit. I tried to make a reservation for Noma at least two months ago but am just on a waiting list. I did make one at Kiin Kiin, which I understand to be the only Thai restaurant in Europe with a Michelin star. Trying to figure out what to reserve for the other night. For lunches I want nothing but traditional Danish.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Starting my session a little early today. Not sure if I posted here or not but some may have seen on FB that when we went on our honeymoon, my ahole groomsmen stuck 3600 forks, knives and spoons all over our yard. Step #1 of revenge begins today.

My best man was the ringleader and he always goes out of town for Memorial Day weekend. So we're heading over to his house to have a party/cookout on his patio today. We kept all of the silverware so that will be returned to his lawn. We have ~2000 balooons that we're blowing up and putting in his garage. We are going to color his windows in Brewer colors (Cubs fan). And we're going to remove all of the labels from his canned goods.

I wish I could be there to see his reaction on Monday.

 

[shuke]

No shots here

My sister and her girlfriend just asked why I was in my room alone and laughing hysterically. *******.

Pics?

 

[shuke]

lol at going to the garage to keep the wife from catching you filming #### for your ifriends.

That's where the beer is.

 

[krista4]

Update on my friend:

She's alive. I heard back from her yesterday (never heard from her mom), though her e-mail still didn't make sense. It was better than the other one, though--no misspellings or bad grammar, but not sensible. As of today the cat is writing to me again instead, asking if she can come stay with me if my friend implodes. I'm just responding to each message and trying to help.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Starting my session a little early today. Not sure if I posted here or not but some may have seen on FB that when we went on our honeymoon, my ahole groomsmen stuck 3600 forks, knives and spoons all over our yard. Step #1 of revenge begins today.

My best man was the ringleader and he always goes out of town for Memorial Day weekend. So we're heading over to his house to have a party/cookout on his patio today. We kept all of the silverware so that will be returned to his lawn. We have ~2000 balooons that we're blowing up and putting in his garage. We are going to color his windows in Brewer colors (Cubs fan). And we're going to remove all of the labels from his canned goods.

I wish I could be there to see his reaction on Monday.

Burn his house down. Imagine the look on his face when he returns.

Update on my friend:

She's alive. I heard back from her yesterday (never heard from her mom), though her e-mail still didn't make sense. It was better than the other one, though--no misspellings or bad grammar, but not sensible. As of today the cat is writing to me again instead, asking if she can come stay with me if my friend implodes. I'm just responding to each message and trying to help.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Update on my friend:She's alive. I heard back from her yesterday (never heard from her mom), though her e-mail still didn't make sense. It was better than the other one, though--no misspellings or bad grammar, but not sensible. As of today the cat is writing to me again instead, asking if she can come stay with me if my friend implodes. I'm just responding to each message and trying to help.

So strange.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

What kind?This is important.

OCPs, brah.

Good choice, but I'm a Peanut Butter Bar guy.

 

[Mr.Pack]

No shots here

 

[Mr.Pack]

I think I'm done hippling.So yesterday we was our annual 8th grade trip to Disneyland. There was a monumental fuster at the end but I won't go into that. I had to ride on one of the buses not only with 60 amped-up and obnoxious kids but with Tony, the half-Asperger's PE teacher. This guy is notorious for his communication skills or lack thereof. Not only is he a close-talker but he really can't carry on a conversation. Here's a snippet:Keep in mind I've taken out my iPod and have one earbud in.Tony: Hey, you follow baseball at all?Me: Oh, no man. Not really.Tony: Huh? (he says 'huh' about every 3rd sentence)Me: I just really don...Tony: Yeah so I'm watching the MLB network...do you get that?Me: Yeah, my kid watches it. I don't.Tony: So they have rankings the other day. Huh?Me: Tony: And they've got New York at #2 but Boston at #3...(I have no idea what he was really saying. I'll just make #### up since that's what I heard)Tony: But there's no way Sacramento has the pitching to be at #4. And they got swept by the Blue Dogs, huh?Me: Tony: I mean how do you have Oregon at 6 but the Gladiators are 4 games ahead in the Federal division? Huh?Me: Yeah, that's wild.Tony: So you catch the Columbus game last night? They lost in the fourth set to the Transformers. Huh?I was on a bus with him for almost 7 hours.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Starting my session a little early today. Not sure if I posted here or not but some may have seen on FB that when we went on our honeymoon, my ahole groomsmen stuck 3600 forks, knives and spoons all over our yard. Step #1 of revenge begins today.

My best man was the ringleader and he always goes out of town for Memorial Day weekend. So we're heading over to his house to have a party/cookout on his patio today. We kept all of the silverware so that will be returned to his lawn. We have ~2000 balooons that we're blowing up and putting in his garage. We are going to color his windows in Brewer colors (Cubs fan). And we're going to remove all of the labels from his canned goods.

I wish I could be there to see his reaction on Monday.

My link

 

[Mr.Pack]

Update on my friend:She's alive. I heard back from her yesterday (never heard from her mom), though her e-mail still didn't make sense. It was better than the other one, though--no misspellings or bad grammar, but not sensible. As of today the cat is writing to me again instead, asking if she can come stay with me if my friend implodes. I'm just responding to each message and trying to help.

Wow.Tough situation K4. Hope she gets some help soon.

 

[Guster]

spoons all over our yard.

Awesome pic

 

[mr. furley]

Starting my session a little early today. Not sure if I posted here or not but some may have seen on FB that when we went on our honeymoon, my ahole groomsmen stuck 3600 forks, knives and spoons all over our yard.

pretty sure i've partied at that house

 

[Thorn]

She told me there will be girls there that fall into the following categories: (A) one-night stand (B) friend with benefits © possible long term relationship

As opposed to the single females anywhere else on earth.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Mid-session

 

[Guster]

CincinnatiGuys, Can I get an opinion/review on Boi Na Braza please?

It's just meh for me. Lots and lots of ok meat. The lesser quality cuts come around more frequently. Are you in town now? Taste of Cincinnati is this weekend, so hit that!If not, go to Bakersfield up Vine a bit and get a short rib torta Or if you're looking for good steak, hit up Jeff Ruby's

Will be in town for UC graduation in a couple of weeks. BIL is finally graduating. FIL is taking everyone to dinner there.

Ah, ok. I that case, avoid the salad bar. It's actually decent, but you're there for the meat. Be picky about what meat you want. Don't just settle for something that is right there, hold out for what you want - it'll come around. Enjoy, I'm sure it'll be nice

 

[Guster]

Mid-session

Just starting mine

 

[cosjobs]

K4> Did I post all the info about Copenhagen? I am too lazy to search through the thread, and can't recall. I know I owe an update on Noma, but haven't heard anything back yet from the people I know in the business.

You posted a bit. I tried to make a reservation for Noma at least two months ago but am just on a waiting list. I did make one at Kiin Kiin, which I understand to be the only Thai restaurant in Europe with a Michelin star. Trying to figure out what to reserve for the other night. For lunches I want nothing but traditional Danish.

mmm, I love me some traditional cheese danish, but I usually have them for breakfast. I think I'd tire of having them for lunch every day.

 

[mr. furley]

US routing Scotland here

 

[charvik]

Noma served live ants on a dish.

My link

 

[charvik]

I think I'm done hippling.So yesterday we was our annual 8th grade trip to Disneyland. There was a monumental fuster at the end but I won't go into that. I had to ride on one of the buses not only with 60 amped-up and obnoxious kids but with Tony, the half-Asperger's PE teacher. This guy is notorious for his communication skills or lack thereof. Not only is he a close-talker but he really can't carry on a conversation. Here's a snippet:Keep in mind I've taken out my iPod and have one earbud in.Tony: Hey, you follow baseball at all?Me: Oh, no man. Not really.Tony: Huh? (he says 'huh' about every 3rd sentence)Me: I just really don...Tony: Yeah so I'm watching the MLB network...do you get that?Me: Yeah, my kid watches it. I don't.Tony: So they have rankings the other day. Huh?Me: Tony: And they've got New York at #2 but Boston at #3...(I have no idea what he was really saying. I'll just make #### up since that's what I heard)Tony: But there's no way Sacramento has the pitching to be at #4. And they got swept by the Blue Dogs, huh?Me: Tony: I mean how do you have Oregon at 6 but the Gladiators are 4 games ahead in the Federal division? Huh?Me: Yeah, that's wild.Tony: So you catch the Columbus game last night? They lost in the fourth set to the Transformers. Huh?I was on a bus with him for almost 7 hours.

This is how I feel everyday in chat...

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Starting my session a little early today. Not sure if I posted here or not but some may have seen on FB that when we went on our honeymoon, my ahole groomsmen stuck 3600 forks, knives and spoons all over our yard.

pretty sure i've partied at that house

When ya coming back?

Mid-session

Getting close to ending mine Stupid weddings on holiday weekends that make me have to get up at 7am on a Sunday morning to drive

 

[Frostillicus]

My session beer is screwdrivers. Bourbon next.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My session beer is screwdrivers. Bourbon next.

Snob

 

[Frostillicus]

My session beer is screwdrivers. Bourbon next.

Snob

Nope, store brand OJ.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My session beer is screwdrivers. Bourbon next.

Snob

Nope, store brand OJ.

Plebe

 

[kevzilla]

Stu's pic from earlier today reminded me that I missed the Four Loko thing. So I thought it would be good shtick to pound one while the Tiger Mart car wash was running.

Mistake. Twenty minutes later, I'm standing in line at Wal-Mart with a $5 raft of cookies, sweating like Lindsay Lohan in church, with my stomach lining on fire. Avoid the lemonade flavor, dickmittens.

I'll survive...tonight. But my continuous unbroken streak of bad decisions goes on.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yeah, I'm lame

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Stu's pic from earlier today reminded me that I missed the Four Loko thing. So I thought it would be good shtick to pound one while the Tiger Mart car wash was running.Mistake. Twenty minutes later, I'm standing in line at Wal-Mart with a $5 raft of cookies, sweating like Lindsay Lohan in church, with my stomach lining on fire. Avoid the lemonade flavor, dickmittens.I'll survive...tonight. But my continuous unbroken streak of bad decisions goes on.

Might have to have a Four Loko night again sometime soon

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So I had a couple of drinks as work was winding down tonight, and then was hanging outside having a beer with some fellow bar people and said somethIng along the lines of "I'm gonna go home and pound 4 beers and sleep like a champ." they didn't really believe me.

I'm now on beer 7 in the last hour and a half.

I love me.