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flysack
Footballguy
I've been a total bum today. I strained my back at the gym, then Fly Jr. slammed the screen door knob right on the sore muscle. So I stayed home to take it easy. Stats of 'taking it easy' -
- 1 beer downed (had to suck the ibuprofen down with something)
- 3 games of MLB played (went 1 and 2)
- 2 chickens crock potted, Columbian style.
On the productive side, I did sent an email to my boss and looked at the cover of the Proust novel I've been meaning to read. There's a cute redhead on it. Didn't read a single word.
I also got a 21 year old kid drunk for the first time the other night. The girl who sometimes babysits my son (24 years old and a solid 3 on the FBG scale - sweet girl, but nothing to look at) came over with this guy and we had a few drinks. I like the guy. He's one of those nice guys who's never been laid in his life, and until that night, never been drunk either. Terrible acne issues. The other guys in their circle make fun of him for not drinking and hooking up, but despite studying kung fu for 8 years, he never does anything about it.
The babysitter suggested we get him drunk in a 'safe environment' where the other guys couldn't take advantage and make him eat dirt or something. So I make him a few Irish coffees. After awhile he starts laughing uncontrollably, then he sobs, then he confesses his girl troubles, then he tells us that he slept in the same bed as his parents until he was fourteen years old.
This guy is from a third world country, but he's no dirt floor dweller. He's fairly wealthy, lives in a sweet apartment in the capital city, has servants, etc.
I said, "you know, you suddenly make a lot more sense."
He was
Also, if you ever want to see horses run real fast at night, shoot roman candles off over their pasture. Yeehaw!
- 1 beer downed (had to suck the ibuprofen down with something)
- 3 games of MLB played (went 1 and 2)
- 2 chickens crock potted, Columbian style.
On the productive side, I did sent an email to my boss and looked at the cover of the Proust novel I've been meaning to read. There's a cute redhead on it. Didn't read a single word.
I also got a 21 year old kid drunk for the first time the other night. The girl who sometimes babysits my son (24 years old and a solid 3 on the FBG scale - sweet girl, but nothing to look at) came over with this guy and we had a few drinks. I like the guy. He's one of those nice guys who's never been laid in his life, and until that night, never been drunk either. Terrible acne issues. The other guys in their circle make fun of him for not drinking and hooking up, but despite studying kung fu for 8 years, he never does anything about it.
The babysitter suggested we get him drunk in a 'safe environment' where the other guys couldn't take advantage and make him eat dirt or something. So I make him a few Irish coffees. After awhile he starts laughing uncontrollably, then he sobs, then he confesses his girl troubles, then he tells us that he slept in the same bed as his parents until he was fourteen years old.
This guy is from a third world country, but he's no dirt floor dweller. He's fairly wealthy, lives in a sweet apartment in the capital city, has servants, etc.
I said, "you know, you suddenly make a lot more sense."
He was
Also, if you ever want to see horses run real fast at night, shoot roman candles off over their pasture. Yeehaw!
General Malaise
Footballguy
I like this Flysack guy. where did he come from?
Marvin
Footballguy
Not sure why but this made me
Corky
Footballguy
flysack
Footballguy
It gets better. The next morning he wakes up. I'm REAL hung over because I mixed beer, whiskey, and tequila. I stumble out to my living room where he's sleeping on the fold out couch. He wakes up, looks completely fine, then blinks and says, "alcohol really messes up your body. I analyzed my organs before going to sleep and my liver, kidneys, and lymph nodes were all off."I look at him. "You analyzed your organs?"Not sure why but this made me
"Yes. Using kung fu."
flysack
Footballguy
Backatcha storm trooper.
General Malaise
Footballguy
*PROUD FATHER ALERT*
My son received his class schedule for his week of TAG camp at Reed Collge.
One of the classes sounds really really cool:
My son received his class schedule for his week of TAG camp at Reed Collge.
One of the classes sounds really really cool:He'll also be studying Martial Arts, so one day he can have a professor from upstate NY get him plastered and shoot off fireworks at barn animals.
General Malaise
Footballguy
It's the one thing I understood precisely.
Drifter
Footballguy
GM - you don't taste the mustard at all. It's a BBQ trick for getting your rub to stick to the meat. Whether you like it or not will be completely irrelevant to your eating enjoyment.My organs have asked me to never analyze them. It makes them self-conscious about their health.All I have right now is a little smoker, which can double as a grill in a pinch. It is not ideal for this endeavor. But in two more weeks, along with being able to mow my own yard, I will have a giant grill to work with again.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
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General Malaise
Footballguy
So just baste the inside with mustard and then rub in the dry rub? I can do that.GM - you don't taste the mustard at all. It's a BBQ trick for getting your rub to stick to the meat. Whether you like it or not will be completely irrelevant to your eating enjoyment.My organs have asked me to never analyze them. It makes them self-conscious about their health.All I have right now is a little smoker, which can double as a grill in a pinch. It is not ideal for this endeavor. But in two more weeks, along with being able to mow my own yard, I will have a giant grill to work with again.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Marvin
Footballguy
He'll also be studying Martial Arts, so one day he can have a professor from upstate NY get him plastered and shoot off fireworks at barn animals.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Incredible. How old is he? Seriously thats awesome.*PROUD FATHER ALERT*
My son received his class schedule for his week of TAG camp at Reed Collge.
He'll also be studying Martial Arts, so one day he can have a professor from upstate NY get him plastered and shoot off fireworks at barn animals.
Marvin
Footballguy
I never finished the first book. Wife read all 3 with no real positive results. While I am disappointed I am also fairly proud of her.
Drifter
Footballguy
Rub the whole thing down in mustard and apply the rubSo just baste the inside with mustard and then rub in the dry rub? I can do that.GM - you don't taste the mustard at all. It's a BBQ trick for getting your rub to stick to the meat. Whether you like it or not will be completely irrelevant to your eating enjoyment.My organs have asked me to never analyze them. It makes them self-conscious about their health.All I have right now is a little smoker, which can double as a grill in a pinch. It is not ideal for this endeavor. But in two more weeks, along with being able to mow my own yard, I will have a giant grill to work with again.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
BigJohn
Footballguy
On top of, and under the skin.Rub the whole thing down in mustard and apply the rubSo just baste the inside with mustard and then rub in the dry rub? I can do that.GM - you don't taste the mustard at all. It's a BBQ trick for getting your rub to stick to the meat. Whether you like it or not will be completely irrelevant to your eating enjoyment.My organs have asked me to never analyze them. It makes them self-conscious about their health.All I have right now is a little smoker, which can double as a grill in a pinch. It is not ideal for this endeavor. But in two more weeks, along with being able to mow my own yard, I will have a giant grill to work with again.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Corky
Footballguy
For reading?
flysack
Footballguy
I'm still trying to get my wife to read it. She said she would, but hasn't.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I understand this sentiment. That being said, I am also proud of my wife.
Marvin
Footballguy
Yes. And because she recognized just how terrible the books are. Of course you have to wonder why she read all 3 books if they were so bad. She said "they're stupid enough that I have to see how much worse they can get".
Marvin
Footballguy
I hear you. I wouldn't have been disappointed if she had had a different reaction to the books.
flysack
Footballguy
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
. This book is really taking over. Maybe I should read it just to have great opening dialogue with the single womens.
flysack
Footballguy
Bogart
Footballguy
Sorry about your bad luck GB...with...your bottom.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Just a pity bump for me.I am risking severe penis scarring, all you guys have to do is donate a little money to a good cause.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Speaking of kung fu, finally caught Ip Man and Ong Bak 2 over the weekend on netflix. Probably have had both in my queue for 2 years since my gal doesn't get down on teh Fu. Quality stuff.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I will donate to this, but NOT to the allergy fundraiser. I mean, wtf?
I am risking severe penis scarring, all you guys have to do is donate a little money to a good cause.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I think I may even have got an employer match from my employer.I will donate to this, but NOT to the allergy fundraiser. I mean, wtf?
I am risking severe penis scarring, all you guys have to do is donate a little money to a good cause.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Kid knows his FU.
flysack
Footballguy
Michael Snipes is awesome.Heading to the Radiohead concert tonight
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Next level shtick? Big fan of his Labor Economics class? Or did you just mean Stipe?Michael Snipes is awesome.Heading to the Radiohead concert tonight
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Approved.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Heading to the Radiohead concert tonight
please post an update....i'm heading to see them on Sunday. 
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
follow up by a one-dog
cosjobs
Footballguy
Thats my crock pot techniqueRub the whole thing down in mustard and apply the rubSo just baste the inside with mustard and then rub in the dry rub? I can do that.GM - you don't taste the mustard at all. It's a BBQ trick for getting your rub to stick to the meat. Whether you like it or not will be completely irrelevant to your eating enjoyment.My organs have asked me to never analyze them. It makes them self-conscious about their health.All I have right now is a little smoker, which can double as a grill in a pinch. It is not ideal for this endeavor. But in two more weeks, along with being able to mow my own yard, I will have a giant grill to work with again.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
flysack
Footballguy
I'd love to see a photoshop mix of Michael Stipe and Wesley Snipes ala. that Obama and Bush mix.Next level shtick? Big fan of his Labor Economics class? Or did you just mean Stipe?Michael Snipes is awesome.Heading to the Radiohead concert tonight
mr. furley
Footballguy
oh for #### sakeLooks like I'm doing the nakkid bike ride again on Saturday.
mr. furley
Footballguy
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