GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[krista4]

Good lord...Yesterday was the end of the year luncheon for all of the employees in our district. For the 2nd or 3rd year in a row the district office hired the restaurant where my wife is the catering manager to cater the food. Everything was great and people loved the food.Today this broad that teaches right next door to me posts on Facebook that she got food poisoning from the lunch yesterday. WTF. First of all she doesn't have food poisoning...especially if her "symptoms" just hit her today. And nobody else has said anything about being sick. I'm sure my wife would have got a call from somebody else if not one of our district admins. But like I said there was nothing wrong with the food.Secondly, she knows or at least should know that my wife was responsible for the integrity of the food served. Why in the world she would think it was a good idea to post something like this on Facebook is beyond me.I sent her a PM telling her basically "your post is a serious slight/accusation aimed at my wife and her job". I was as polite as possible but made sure she got the idea.She didn't mention the name of the restaurant. But one of her non-teacher friends asked who catered it. Just a few minutes ago her dip#### of a husband posted the name. I sent him the same message and asked him to take it down. That was 10 minutes ago. I'm giving him 30 more minutes or I reply directly to the post. I hate stupid people.

Stuff like this is why I've begun to sour on FB.

Rumor has it shuke is retiring from FB today.

That guy is pulling an i-suicide. First here, then FB. He's almost never at :e:. It's like witnessing the death of a legend. :(

Shuke quit here for real? What happened?

Zooks.. I dont understand what kept either of you from going above ground with this thing? She breaks up with her boyfriend and yall live happily ever after.I know its more complicated than that, but in what way?

was thinking the same thing. In any case, sorry GB'zooks.

 

[Bogart]

Keep your head up GB Zooks.

You are an inspiration to all of us. And when I say all of us, I mean 30-something divorced dads everywhere, and when I say that, I mean just me. Let's be real, most people don't frequent this board, even fewer read this thread, and most that do are just looking for cat pictures.

But for ME, sir, you have given me hope, knowledge, and the drive to get into the gym 6 days a week, and start trolling for chicks just old enough to drink.

 

[EYLive]

Hang in there zooks, in 10 years she'll be your age.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Who had 6 months in the pool for how long a divorced 36 year old GMTANer (ME) could keep the fun train ride going with a hot 22 YO?

And now my moment in the sun has come to an end. Its back to crock pot chicken and Cinemax. It's back to getting to stupid-drunk at work functions and doing stupid things for the sole purpose of amusing myself. I guess I can go back to drunkingly hooking up with non-attractive, non-thin girls with small hands and low expectations (my target market)

It's funny to look back at all of this. If you would've told me prior to 6 months ago that I'd have a secret "relationship" with a 22 YO I would think it would be all sex and partying like I was a kid again. It was actually the opposite (except for the sex part) After about the first couple weeks, I never ever thought of her as being 22 or even being younger than me. Granted my general immaturity probably helped in that regard, but she just seemed to be more mature and smarter than any other girl/woman I've ever met. And she was funny, both "smart funny" and "silly funny". I am always drawn to girls that are "smart funny", hence my i-crushes on Krista, YSR and Tanner (kidding, I know you're not a girl, you're an 89 year old weird cat loving man) In the beginning I totally resisted doing anything with her, even hanging out with her. After a week of texting, I gave in and we hung out. After a few nights of hanging out and texting non-stop from the time I wake up until the time I fell asleep, I began to wonder what was going on here. And she did too, though I still to this day can hear her voice when she said to me after the first week: "Do you have any expectations? I mean, I think we should just hang out, have fun and whatever happens will happen" And thus began our relationship. It had to be kept secret, mainly because she had a boyfriend that lived out of state and for work reasons. As much as we hid it, many people would ask me what was going on with me and her since we would hang out together at Chamber functions and interact on FaceBook. We always denied everything and said were just friends, and that it would be silly to think that a 36 year old divorced father could have a relationship with a hot 22 year old girl.

Another weird thing that I didn't realize would happen, is that I think I actually became a better person while with her. When I didn't have my son, I was with her (she planned her time with her boyfriend around my parenting schedule) And since she wasn't really the "party girl type" (she works full time and is getting her MBA in an advanced 2 year program) and we couldn't be "out" in public, we never really drank. We just hung out, talked, laughed and had amazing sex. Thinking that I didn't deserve her, I forced myself to keep up with the "INSANITY" workout program so she wouldn't realize what a slob I was. I've dropped about 30 pounds and have never been healthier. And the funny thing is, she never asked me to do that. I look back at how I looked when I first met her compared to now and I can't figure why she ever wanted to do anything with me. Alot of co-workers, friends and family members have told me many times over the last 6 months that not only did I look great, but that I seemed happier. I even felt like my relationship with my ex-wife got better. Everything seemed better.

"No expectations, just hang out and have fun" Things would probably be better right now if I could've stuck to that. I guess it would've been easier if she would've stuck to that too. She told me after the first month that she never expected to "fall for me" but she did. But we both knew there couldn't be a real relationship, so we just kept doing what we were doing until it would come to an end. And the end has come.

I'm not sure why I just wrote all of that, I was really just planning on writing that first sentence about "who had 6 months in the pool..." I guess that was therapeutic (spell check that for me GM?) to write out what I was thinking. Anyways, I think I'm gonna get embarrasingly drunk tonight. Oh, and Frosty, screw you.

Love stinks. Yeah yeah.

 

[flysack]

Shuke quit here for real? What happened?

Didn't quit. He's taking a forced vacation.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What happened to YSR? She was a regular in here.

I was wondering about her, too. I hope she's not trapped beneath a pile of Betamax cassettes, 1970s Reader's Digests, and packets of Taco Bell fire sauce. :(BTW, greetings from Luxembourg everyone.

There, there.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Burping after taking fish oil pills is not a pleasant experience.

I bit into one by mistake once :X

 

[Gadzooks]

Keep your head up GB Zooks. You are an inspiration to all of us. And when I say all of us, I mean 30-something divorced dads everywhere, and when I say that, I mean just me. Let's be real, most people don't frequent this board, even fewer read this thread, and most that do are just looking for cat pictures.But for ME, sir, you have given me hope, knowledge, and the drive to get into the gym 6 days a week, and start trolling for chicks just old enough to drink.

Knowing that I made a difference in the life of one 30-something divorced dad's life makes it all worth it.Bogey, I've been meaning to tell you to do the INSANITY program ever since you started posting about your new gym membership. It's really hard and painful (more painful than Shuke's gout) but worth it. In the beginning I would stop the video after a few minutes and masturbate to the chicks working out in the video. Once I got past that though, it was crazy and I thought I couldn't do it (I still don't follow it exactly as they tell you and I never followed the healthy eating plan) but it got easier after a while. Note, while doing this I have sweated more than I thought possible, thrown up, sharted, fainted once, cried and found myself laying in a pool of my own sweat swearing at the TV and begging for God to make it stop. You'll love it.

 

[heckmanm]

Out at lunch today, went past a local high school advertising a "Mattress Fundraiser" with no further explanation.

 

[Marvin]

Who had 6 months in the pool for how long a divorced 36 year old GMTANer (ME) could keep the fun train ride going with a hot 22 YO?

And now my moment in the sun has come to an end. Its back to crock pot chicken and Cinemax. It's back to getting to stupid-drunk at work functions and doing stupid things for the sole purpose of amusing myself. I guess I can go back to drunkingly hooking up with non-attractive, non-thin girls with small hands and low expectations (my target market)

It's funny to look back at all of this. If you would've told me prior to 6 months ago that I'd have a secret "relationship" with a 22 YO I would think it would be all sex and partying like I was a kid again. It was actually the opposite (except for the sex part) After about the first couple weeks, I never ever thought of her as being 22 or even being younger than me. Granted my general immaturity probably helped in that regard, but she just seemed to be more mature and smarter than any other girl/woman I've ever met. And she was funny, both "smart funny" and "silly funny". I am always drawn to girls that are "smart funny", hence my i-crushes on Krista, YSR and Tanner (kidding, I know you're not a girl, you're an 89 year old weird cat loving man) In the beginning I totally resisted doing anything with her, even hanging out with her. After a week of texting, I gave in and we hung out. After a few nights of hanging out and texting non-stop from the time I wake up until the time I fell asleep, I began to wonder what was going on here. And she did too, though I still to this day can hear her voice when she said to me after the first week: "Do you have any expectations? I mean, I think we should just hang out, have fun and whatever happens will happen" And thus began our relationship. It had to be kept secret, mainly because she had a boyfriend that lived out of state and for work reasons. As much as we hid it, many people would ask me what was going on with me and her since we would hang out together at Chamber functions and interact on FaceBook. We always denied everything and said were just friends, and that it would be silly to think that a 36 year old divorced father could have a relationship with a hot 22 year old girl.

Another weird thing that I didn't realize would happen, is that I think I actually became a better person while with her. When I didn't have my son, I was with her (she planned her time with her boyfriend around my parenting schedule) And since she wasn't really the "party girl type" (she works full time and is getting her MBA in an advanced 2 year program) and we couldn't be "out" in public, we never really drank. We just hung out, talked, laughed and had amazing sex. Thinking that I didn't deserve her, I forced myself to keep up with the "INSANITY" workout program so she wouldn't realize what a slob I was. I've dropped about 30 pounds and have never been healthier. And the funny thing is, she never asked me to do that. I look back at how I looked when I first met her compared to now and I can't figure why she ever wanted to do anything with me. Alot of co-workers, friends and family members have told me many times over the last 6 months that not only did I look great, but that I seemed happier. I even felt like my relationship with my ex-wife got better. Everything seemed better.

"No expectations, just hang out and have fun" Things would probably be better right now if I could've stuck to that. I guess it would've been easier if she would've stuck to that too. She told me after the first month that she never expected to "fall for me" but she did. But we both knew there couldn't be a real relationship, so we just kept doing what we were doing until it would come to an end. And the end has come.

I'm not sure why I just wrote all of that, I was really just planning on writing that first sentence about "who had 6 months in the pool..." I guess that was therapeutic (spell check that for me GM?) to write out what I was thinking. Anyways, I think I'm gonna get embarrasingly drunk tonight. Oh, and Frosty, screw you.

My link

 

[Jaysus]

This Gadzooks cat is funny!

 

[pricklypete]

Keep your head up GB Zooks. You are an inspiration to all of us. And when I say all of us, I mean 30-something divorced dads everywhere, and when I say that, I mean just me. Let's be real, most people don't frequent this board, even fewer read this thread, and most that do are just looking for cat pictures.But for ME, sir, you have given me hope, knowledge, and the drive to get into the gym 6 days a week, and start trolling for chicks just old enough to drink.

Knowing that I made a difference in the life of one 30-something divorced dad's life makes it all worth it.Bogey, I've been meaning to tell you to do the INSANITY program ever since you started posting about your new gym membership. It's really hard and painful (more painful than Shuke's gout) but worth it. In the beginning I would stop the video after a few minutes and masturbate to the chicks working out in the video. Once I got past that though, it was crazy and I thought I couldn't do it (I still don't follow it exactly as they tell you and I never followed the healthy eating plan) but it got easier after a while. Note, while doing this I have sweated more than I thought possible, thrown up, sharted, fainted once, cried and found myself laying in a pool of my own sweat swearing at the TV and begging for God to make it stop. You'll love it.

Zooks, we have followed this torrid affair for 6 months. You dropped the bomb but didn't give us specifics. We need closure.

 

[Thorn]

Who had 6 months in the pool for how long a divorced 36 year old GMTANer (ME) could keep the fun train ride going with a hot 22 YO?

And now my moment in the sun has come to an end. Its back to crock pot chicken and Cinemax. It's back to getting to stupid-drunk at work functions and doing stupid things for the sole purpose of amusing myself. I guess I can go back to drunkingly hooking up with non-attractive, non-thin girls with small hands and low expectations (my target market)

It's funny to look back at all of this. If you would've told me prior to 6 months ago that I'd have a secret "relationship" with a 22 YO I would think it would be all sex and partying like I was a kid again. It was actually the opposite (except for the sex part) After about the first couple weeks, I never ever thought of her as being 22 or even being younger than me. Granted my general immaturity probably helped in that regard, but she just seemed to be more mature and smarter than any other girl/woman I've ever met. And she was funny, both "smart funny" and "silly funny". I am always drawn to girls that are "smart funny", hence my i-crushes on Krista, YSR and Tanner (kidding, I know you're not a girl, you're an 89 year old weird cat loving man) In the beginning I totally resisted doing anything with her, even hanging out with her. After a week of texting, I gave in and we hung out. After a few nights of hanging out and texting non-stop from the time I wake up until the time I fell asleep, I began to wonder what was going on here. And she did too, though I still to this day can hear her voice when she said to me after the first week: "Do you have any expectations? I mean, I think we should just hang out, have fun and whatever happens will happen" And thus began our relationship. It had to be kept secret, mainly because she had a boyfriend that lived out of state and for work reasons. As much as we hid it, many people would ask me what was going on with me and her since we would hang out together at Chamber functions and interact on FaceBook. We always denied everything and said were just friends, and that it would be silly to think that a 36 year old divorced father could have a relationship with a hot 22 year old girl.

Another weird thing that I didn't realize would happen, is that I think I actually became a better person while with her. When I didn't have my son, I was with her (she planned her time with her boyfriend around my parenting schedule) And since she wasn't really the "party girl type" (she works full time and is getting her MBA in an advanced 2 year program) and we couldn't be "out" in public, we never really drank. We just hung out, talked, laughed and had amazing sex. Thinking that I didn't deserve her, I forced myself to keep up with the "INSANITY" workout program so she wouldn't realize what a slob I was. I've dropped about 30 pounds and have never been healthier. And the funny thing is, she never asked me to do that. I look back at how I looked when I first met her compared to now and I can't figure why she ever wanted to do anything with me. Alot of co-workers, friends and family members have told me many times over the last 6 months that not only did I look great, but that I seemed happier. I even felt like my relationship with my ex-wife got better. Everything seemed better.

"No expectations, just hang out and have fun" Things would probably be better right now if I could've stuck to that. I guess it would've been easier if she would've stuck to that too. She told me after the first month that she never expected to "fall for me" but she did. But we both knew there couldn't be a real relationship, so we just kept doing what we were doing until it would come to an end. And the end has come.

I'm not sure why I just wrote all of that, I was really just planning on writing that first sentence about "who had 6 months in the pool..." I guess that was therapeutic (spell check that for me GM?) to write out what I was thinking. Anyways, I think I'm gonna get embarrasingly drunk tonight. Oh, and Frosty, screw you.

Guster is coming for a Thornhole Friday if you need something to do.

 

[Guster]

Guster is coming for a Thornhole Friday if you need something to do.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

BTW are we still aloud to crockpot to pics of the 22 YO? What is protocol here?

 

[Shaun T]

Keep your head up GB Zooks. You are an inspiration to all of us. And when I say all of us, I mean 30-something divorced dads everywhere, and when I say that, I mean just me. Let's be real, most people don't frequent this board, even fewer read this thread, and most that do are just looking for cat pictures.But for ME, sir, you have given me hope, knowledge, and the drive to get into the gym 6 days a week, and start trolling for chicks just old enough to drink.

Knowing that I made a difference in the life of one 30-something divorced dad's life makes it all worth it.Bogey, I've been meaning to tell you to do the INSANITY program ever since you started posting about your new gym membership. It's really hard and painful (more painful than Shuke's gout) but worth it. In the beginning I would stop the video after a few minutes and masturbate to the chicks working out in the video. Once I got past that though, it was crazy and I thought I couldn't do it (I still don't follow it exactly as they tell you and I never followed the healthy eating plan) but it got easier after a while. Note, while doing this I have sweated more than I thought possible, thrown up, sharted, fainted once, cried and found myself laying in a pool of my own sweat swearing at the TV and begging for God to make it stop. You'll love it.

Come on, y'all! Dig deeper!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Keep your head up GB Zooks. You are an inspiration to all of us. And when I say all of us, I mean 30-something divorced dads everywhere, and when I say that, I mean just me. Let's be real, most people don't frequent this board, even fewer read this thread, and most that do are just looking for cat pictures.But for ME, sir, you have given me hope, knowledge, and the drive to get into the gym 6 days a week, and start trolling for chicks just old enough to drink.

Knowing that I made a difference in the life of one 30-something divorced dad's life makes it all worth it.Bogey, I've been meaning to tell you to do the INSANITY program ever since you started posting about your new gym membership. It's really hard and painful (more painful than Shuke's gout) but worth it. In the beginning I would stop the video after a few minutes and masturbate to the chicks working out in the video. Once I got past that though, it was crazy and I thought I couldn't do it (I still don't follow it exactly as they tell you and I never followed the healthy eating plan) but it got easier after a while. Note, while doing this I have sweated more than I thought possible, thrown up, sharted, fainted once, cried and found myself laying in a pool of my own sweat swearing at the TV and begging for God to make it stop. You'll love it.

Come on, y'all! Dig deeper!

 

[Bogart]

Keep your head up GB Zooks. You are an inspiration to all of us. And when I say all of us, I mean 30-something divorced dads everywhere, and when I say that, I mean just me. Let's be real, most people don't frequent this board, even fewer read this thread, and most that do are just looking for cat pictures.But for ME, sir, you have given me hope, knowledge, and the drive to get into the gym 6 days a week, and start trolling for chicks just old enough to drink.

Knowing that I made a difference in the life of one 30-something divorced dad's life makes it all worth it.Bogey, I've been meaning to tell you to do the INSANITY program ever since you started posting about your new gym membership. It's really hard and painful (more painful than Shuke's gout) but worth it. In the beginning I would stop the video after a few minutes and masturbate to the chicks working out in the video. Once I got past that though, it was crazy and I thought I couldn't do it (I still don't follow it exactly as they tell you and I never followed the healthy eating plan) but it got easier after a while. Note, while doing this I have sweated more than I thought possible, thrown up, sharted, fainted once, cried and found myself laying in a pool of my own sweat swearing at the TV and begging for God to make it stop. You'll love it.

This sounds amazing, and if I had different living arrangements, I would be all over it. Until then, the gym has become my ultimate oasis. If I could find some way to sleep on the treadmill, I would never have to go anywhere else.My brother is doing a local boot camp 3 days a week that sounds very much like INSANITY and he loves it. Texted me this morning that he almost puked, and that I should come out and try it soon.

 

[Bogart]

BTW are we still aloud to crockpot to pics of the 22 YO? What is protocol here?

I assume it's appropriate more than ever.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

BTW are we still aloud to crockpot to pics of the 22 YO? What is protocol here?

Yes, but you must do so quietly.[/smoo]

 

[Thorn]

BTW are we still aloud to crockpot to pics of the 22 YO? What is protocol here?

Yes, but you must do so quietly.[/smoo]

And in a jiffy.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

BTW are we still aloud to crockpot to pics of the 22 YO? What is protocol here?

Yes, but you must do so quietly.[/smoo]

GD it. Allowed.

 

[Frostillicus]

I had heard of men who actually had turned down their wives for sex, but I've never done and was pretty convinced I never would. At this point, however, she's wearing me out. I'm not actually going to turn her down or anything, partially because I'd have to punch myself in the face and partially because I'm afraid to do anything to change what's been going on the last month and a half, but good lord. And yes, this is probably partially bragging but really I'm tired and I don't really have anybody else to talk to about this kind of stuff, so you nerds will have to do.

Sorry about your GREAT ####### LUCK.Is this 50 Shades driven too, or just some other magic you worked up?

That book has completely changed everything.

 

[UOFI_316]

Keep your head up GB Zooks. You are an inspiration to all of us. And when I say all of us, I mean 30-something divorced dads everywhere, and when I say that, I mean just me. Let's be real, most people don't frequent this board, even fewer read this thread, and most that do are just looking for cat pictures.But for ME, sir, you have given me hope, knowledge, and the drive to get into the gym 6 days a week, and start trolling for chicks just old enough to drink.

Knowing that I made a difference in the life of one 30-something divorced dad's life makes it all worth it.Bogey, I've been meaning to tell you to do the INSANITY program ever since you started posting about your new gym membership. It's really hard and painful (more painful than Shuke's gout) but worth it. In the beginning I would stop the video after a few minutes and masturbate to the chicks working out in the video. Once I got past that though, it was crazy and I thought I couldn't do it (I still don't follow it exactly as they tell you and I never followed the healthy eating plan) but it got easier after a while. Note, while doing this I have sweated more than I thought possible, thrown up, sharted, fainted once, cried and found myself laying in a pool of my own sweat swearing at the TV and begging for God to make it stop. You'll love it.

Come on, y'all! Dig deeper!

I did INSANITY! for 4 weeks, managed to increase the fitness test exercises by about 20% and switched to biking outside. I do agree that the first couple videos the chicks make it a little difficult to concentrate when the camera pans up there legs, or it shows one chick doing a stretch with her legs apart, and there is another one in the background between her legs. Alright, now I need to go make some crockpot chicken.

 

[Bogart]

I had heard of men who actually had turned down their wives for sex, but I've never done and was pretty convinced I never would. At this point, however, she's wearing me out. I'm not actually going to turn her down or anything, partially because I'd have to punch myself in the face and partially because I'm afraid to do anything to change what's been going on the last month and a half, but good lord. And yes, this is probably partially bragging but really I'm tired and I don't really have anybody else to talk to about this kind of stuff, so you nerds will have to do.

Sorry about your GREAT ####### LUCK.Is this 50 Shades driven too, or just some other magic you worked up?

That book has completely changed everything.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Spoiler

I got your letter from the postman just the other day

So I decided to write you this song

And just to let you know exactly the way I feel

To let you know my love's for real

Because I love you and I'll do anything

I'll give you my heart, my everything

Because I love you, I'll be right by your side

To be your light, to be your guide

If you should feel that I don't really care

And that you're starting to lose ground

Just let me reassure you that you can count on me

And that I'll always be around

Because I love you, my heart's an open door

Girl, won't you please come on in

Because I love you, I'll be right by your side

To be your light, to be your guide

If you should feel that I don't really care

And that you're starting to lose ground

Just let me reassure you that you can count on me

That I will always be around

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?app=forums&module=forums&section=findpost&pid=14306205



gllllzooks

 

[krista4]

Is there a word for the constant fear that when you have your phone on mute it's not really muted? I have this all the time. Currently worried that while I'm on a conference call with all the folks back in the US who are making decisions that immediately affect our company's future, they're listening to the room-service chick with the lovely French accent thoroughly explain the five cheeses on my cheese plate to me and offer me a tasting of my bottle of wine.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Is there a word for the constant fear that when you have your phone on mute it's not really muted? I have this all the time. Currently worried that while I'm on a conference call with all the folks back in the US who are making decisions that immediately affect our company's future, they're listening to the room-service chick with the lovely French accent thoroughly explain the five cheeses on my cheese plate to me and offer me a tasting of my bottle of wine.

auralnoia?

 

[General Malaise]

I am calling upon the power of the GMTAN for a good cause. I will be riding in the MS150 bike ride at the end of the month to help raise money for Multiple Sclerosis research (I guess SLB's walk did not raise enough for them last year). I have a cousin who suffers from it and would love to no longer hear about her bad days.

If you can find it in your heart to donate.

Any and all shtick is welcome in your donor name. As an added bonus I will post a shot video this weekend if I can hit $300 by then (already at $220) and if you guys help me hit $500 I will be open to suggestions to add to the six foot orange flag I will be attaching to my bike.

Thanks in advance.

Just a pity bump for me.

I am risking severe penis scarring, all you guys have to do is donate a little money to a good cause.

I will donate to this, but NOT to the allergy fundraiser. I mean, wtf?

I think I may even have got an employer match from my employer.

Like the comment, luckily I think only I can see those.

Can I paypal?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Milwaukee dudes> Is Potawatomi a good casino? Good poker room? I think my hotel is pretty close by.

 

[krista4]

Is there a word for the constant fear that when you have your phone on mute it's not really muted? I have this all the time. Currently worried that while I'm on a conference call with all the folks back in the US who are making decisions that immediately affect our company's future, they're listening to the room-service chick with the lovely French accent thoroughly explain the five cheeses on my cheese plate to me and offer me a tasting of my bottle of wine.

auralnoia?

Perfect. I might establish a foundation seeking a cure. What color ribbons are still available for us to wear?

 

[Bogart]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?app=forums&module=forums&section=findpost&pid=14306205gllllzooks

Awe. Some.How did I miss that the first time?

 

[Cawbird]

Milwaukee dudes> Is Potawatomi a good casino? Good poker room? I think my hotel is pretty close by.

It's not too bad. The poker room is actually upstairs right next to the OTB. If you are there on Saturday, it may be a little noisy with the Belmont going on. The casino itself is nice and there are multiple sections of tables which is very nice.

 

[Bogart]

Is there a word for the constant fear that when you have your phone on mute it's not really muted? I have this all the time. Currently worried that while I'm on a conference call with all the folks back in the US who are making decisions that immediately affect our company's future, they're listening to the room-service chick with the lovely French accent thoroughly explain the five cheeses on my cheese plate to me and offer me a tasting of my bottle of wine.

auralnoia?

Perfect. I might establish a foundation seeking a cure. What color ribbons are still available for us to wear?

I vote glowing red to match the mute light on my phone that I stare at, really wondering if it is working.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Milwaukee dudes> Is Potawatomi a good casino? Good poker room? I think my hotel is pretty close by.

It's not too bad. The poker room is actually upstairs right next to the OTB. If you are there on Saturday, it may be a little noisy with the Belmont going on. The casino itself is nice and there are multiple sections of tables which is very nice.

will be in the area Thursday and Friday. Guess I'll stop by and check it out at some point.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Is there a word for the constant fear that when you have your phone on mute it's not really muted? I have this all the time. Currently worried that while I'm on a conference call with all the folks back in the US who are making decisions that immediately affect our company's future, they're listening to the room-service chick with the lovely French accent thoroughly explain the five cheeses on my cheese plate to me and offer me a tasting of my bottle of wine.

auralnoia?

Perfect. I might establish a foundation seeking a cure. What color ribbons are still available for us to wear?

Can you believe this broad? What the #### does she think this is? Are we the ####ing ribbon color police? God. So annoying. I can't believe I spent the last 25 seconds making crock pot... what? What do you mean there's no mute button on the internet?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

BobSac>Looks like I'll be in Vegas from 9/6 to 9/9 this year.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Is there a word for the constant fear that when you have your phone on mute it's not really muted? I have this all the time. Currently worried that while I'm on a conference call with all the folks back in the US who are making decisions that immediately affect our company's future, they're listening to the room-service chick with the lovely French accent thoroughly explain the five cheeses on my cheese plate to me and offer me a tasting of my bottle of wine.

auralnoia?

Perfect. I might establish a foundation seeking a cure. What color ribbons are still available for us to wear?

I vote glowing red to match the mute light on my phone that I stare at, really wondering if it is working.

I'm particularly fond of hitting the speaker button to hang up, then hitting it again to make absolutely certain nobody is there before speaking freely. :super-auralnoid:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

BobSac>Looks like I'll be in Vegas from 9/6 to 9/9 this year.

Give me a ring Fri or Sat. We'll catch up wherever the Black Cobains are playing that weekend.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BobSac>Looks like I'll be in Vegas from 9/6 to 9/9 this year.

I'll be there the week before. #shipsnotquitepassinginthenight

 

[General Malaise]

Going to make this tonight. Tell me that doesn't sound awesome!

Eagerly awaiting Chef Cosjobs suggested changes to the recipe....

Don't pour out half of beer, drink it.

GM is an expurt

I sure wish there was a way to capture the smell of something and send it through the innertubes to my iFriends for if I could, the smell of the Beer Can Chicken w/ Smoked Bacon would be one of the greatest gifts I could bestow upon you all. Ten minutes into the cook, the house smelled delightful. My wife's cat (okay, fine...OUR cat) was going nuts, running around in circles, meowing wildly at the smells emanating from the oven. I set the oven to 325 and went for a run to try and temper the desire to rip into the bird prematurely. When I came back, the bird was done. I let it sit out while I showered up. I couldn't wait to sink my teeth into. Finally, I raced downstairs, pulled out a knife and fork and went to town carving up my masterpiece. So juicy and so moist. And then...then there were the 8 strips of smoked bacon tacked onto the bird by charred toothpicks. Oh man...so good.

I took most of the chicken to work and have been eating it throughout the day. I have made quite a mess of myself at my desk with chicken grease and bits of poultry adhering to my cardigan. I didn't use any moustard, but I will probably do so the next time I make this, which will be very soon. I'll also add more rub into the beer. I will also add some cayenne to the dry rub as I like things a little spicier. For all novice to idiot level cooks, I recommend this easy recipe highly.

 

[UOFI_316]

I am calling upon the power of the GMTAN for a good cause. I will be riding in the MS150 bike ride at the end of the month to help raise money for Multiple Sclerosis research (I guess SLB's walk did not raise enough for them last year). I have a cousin who suffers from it and would love to no longer hear about her bad days.

If you can find it in your heart to donate.

Any and all shtick is welcome in your donor name. As an added bonus I will post a shot video this weekend if I can hit $300 by then (already at $220) and if you guys help me hit $500 I will be open to suggestions to add to the six foot orange flag I will be attaching to my bike.

Thanks in advance.

Just a pity bump for me.

I am risking severe penis scarring, all you guys have to do is donate a little money to a good cause.

I will donate to this, but NOT to the allergy fundraiser. I mean, wtf?

I think I may even have got an employer match from my employer.

Like the comment, luckily I think only I can see those.

Can I paypal?

You can paypal it to me and then I can make the donation. i tried to send you a PM but your box is full.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Going to make this tonight. Tell me that doesn't sound awesome!

Eagerly awaiting Chef Cosjobs suggested changes to the recipe....

Don't pour out half of beer, drink it.

GM is an expurt

I sure wish there was a way to capture the smell of something and send it through the innertubes to my iFriends for if I could, the smell of the Beer Can Chicken w/ Smoked Bacon would be one of the greatest gifts I could bestow upon you all. Ten minutes into the cook, the house smelled delightful. My wife's cat (okay, fine...OUR cat) was going nuts, running around in circles, meowing wildly at the smells emanating from the oven. I set the oven to 325 and went for a run to try and temper the desire to rip into the bird prematurely. When I came back, the bird was done. I let it sit out while I showered up. I couldn't wait to sink my teeth into. Finally, I raced downstairs, pulled out a knife and fork and went to town carving up my masterpiece. So juicy and so moist. And then...then there were the 8 strips of smoked bacon tacked onto the bird by charred toothpicks. Oh man...so good.

I took most of the chicken to work and have been eating it throughout the day. I have made quite a mess of myself at my desk with chicken grease and bits of poultry adhering to my cardigan. I didn't use any moustard, but I will probably do so the next time I make this, which will be very soon. I'll also add more rub into the beer. I will also add some cayenne to the dry rub as I like things a little spicier. For all novice to idiot level cooks, I recommend this easy recipe highly.

Well done. You're almost a man now.

 

[urbanhack]

Spoiler

I got your letter from the postman just the other daySo I decided to write you this songAnd just to let you know exactly the way I feelTo let you know my love's for realBecause I love you and I'll do anythingI'll give you my heart, my everythingBecause I love you, I'll be right by your sideTo be your light, to be your guideIf you should feel that I don't really careAnd that you're starting to lose groundJust let me reassure you that you can count on meAnd that I'll always be aroundBecause I love you, my heart's an open doorGirl, won't you please come on inBecause I love you, I'll be right by your sideTo be your light, to be your guideIf you should feel that I don't really careAnd that you're starting to lose groundJust let me reassure you that you can count on meThat I will always be around

Spoiler

I got a letter from the government the other dayI opened and read it it said they were suckersThey wanted me for the army or whateverPicture me given' a damn, I said neverHere is a land that never gave a damnAbout a brother like me and myselfBecause they never didI wasn't wit' it, but just that very minute...

 

[krista4]

Is there a word for the constant fear that when you have your phone on mute it's not really muted? I have this all the time. Currently worried that while I'm on a conference call with all the folks back in the US who are making decisions that immediately affect our company's future, they're listening to the room-service chick with the lovely French accent thoroughly explain the five cheeses on my cheese plate to me and offer me a tasting of my bottle of wine.

auralnoia?

Perfect. I might establish a foundation seeking a cure. What color ribbons are still available for us to wear?

I vote glowing red to match the mute light on my phone that I stare at, really wondering if it is working.

I'm particularly fond of hitting the speaker button to hang up, then hitting it again to make absolutely certain nobody is there before speaking freely. :super-auralnoid:

not the only one.I like the glowing red ribbon idea. I'll start working on this.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Milwaukee dudes> Is Potawatomi a good casino? Good poker room? I think my hotel is pretty close by.

It's not too bad. The poker room is actually upstairs right next to the OTB. If you are there on Saturday, it may be a little noisy with the Belmont going on. The casino itself is nice and there are multiple sections of tables which is very nice.

will be in the area Thursday and Friday. Guess I'll stop by and check it out at some point.

Put it this way, it's a casino in Milwaukee so its not the greatest but they're raking in money and constantly improving. I"m not a huge poker guy so I don't frequent the poker room but there are usually plenty of tables for BJ, Pai Gow, Craps etc. The food is pretty decent depending on which restaurant you go to and you will have to pay for drinks while playing.My link - Says to call before you get there to reserve a seat at a poker table.

 

[Osaurus]

Potawatomi is not where you wanna be.

 

[Corky]

BobSac>Looks like I'll be in Vegas from 9/6 to 9/9 this year.