GM's thread about nothing (42 Viewers)

[Marvin]

I wonder if Nipsey knows her...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Colin's Blazing Five

Buccaneers at Cowboys (-7.5)

Eagles at Cardinals (+3.5)

Bengals (+3) at Redskins

49ers at Vikings (+7)

Jets (-2.5) at Dolphins

Love the idea of a Bengals/Cardinals ML Parlay [/Cosjobs]

Someone doesn't watch the Vikings.

Yeah, I'm not betting that one, but Cowherd made some good points. Yes, I listen.

No, I'm not proud of it.

Ouch.Strangely enough, just saw this tweet:

Sportsbook ‏@Sportsbook_com

49ers -7 are No. 1 in Top 20 Bets

Well then...maybe I WILL take the Vikings. I smell a let down game here for the 49ers. Also, my son has started calling me the Biking Viking when I ride off to work in the morning. He wants to attach horns on my bike helment. Can you set us up with some viking horns?

Send me your address.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GUYS, OUR GOPHERS ARE RANKED! http://deadspin.com/5945338?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[General Malaise]

GUYS, OUR GOPHERS ARE RANKED! http://deadspin.com/5945338?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

I always believed in Coach Krill.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Bogart is a weed virgin and he's Tanner's age? Wow. How does that happen? I can understand not partaking but never even trying? Why?

He's not THAT old.

Bogart's older than me, chach.

That's Unpossible!!!

Settle down, gramps.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Indian coworker bought his daughter a skateboard...bought it in a kit, build it yourself. He brought it into work today to assemble and he struggled all day with it. I told him in the morning I used to be a pretty serious sk8ter back in the day. He didn't believe me. Finally, out of pure frustration, he handed the entire thing over asking for help. Guy put the trucks on backwards and thought there were 8 ball barrings in the event 4 of them "got lost".

So I calmly assembled the board, hopped on and took it for a ride around the back of the warehouse. Man, my juices were flowing. Brought back so many memories of riding my Vision Gator board all over the hard streets of the Park Cities. I went to make a sharp 180 turn with the ease and grace of a 120 pound smallish Malaise and am quite certain I'm now nursing a broken assss. I ain't what I used to be, that's for sure.

 

[Stoneys]

Indian coworker bought his daughter a skateboard...bought it in a kit, build it yourself. He brought it into work today to assemble and he struggled all day with it. I told him in the morning I used to be a pretty serious sk8ter back in the day. He didn't believe me. Finally, out of pure frustration, he handed the entire thing over asking for help. Guy put the trucks on backwards and thought there were 8 ball barrings in the event 4 of them "got lost". So I calmly assembled the board, hopped on and took it for a ride around the back of the warehouse. Man, my juices were flowing. Brought back so many memories of riding my Vision Gator board all over the hard streets of the Park Cities. I went to make a sharp 180 turn with the ease and grace of a 120 pound smallish Malaise and am quite certain I'm now nursing a broken assss. I ain't what I used to be, that's for sure.

:thispostisuselesswithoutvideo:

 

[Marvin]

Indian coworker bought his daughter a skateboard...bought it in a kit, build it yourself. He brought it into work today to assemble and he struggled all day with it. I told him in the morning I used to be a pretty serious sk8ter back in the day. He didn't believe me. Finally, out of pure frustration, he handed the entire thing over asking for help. Guy put the trucks on backwards and thought there were 8 ball barrings in the event 4 of them "got lost". So I calmly assembled the board, hopped on and took it for a ride around the back of the warehouse. Man, my juices were flowing. Brought back so many memories of riding my Vision Gator board all over the hard streets of the Park Cities. I went to make a sharp 180 turn with the ease and grace of a 120 pound smallish Malaise and am quite certain I'm now nursing a broken assss. I ain't what I used to be, that's for sure.

"Here you go, Juglas...sorry about the chips in the wood. Crazy man at work thought he had to ride it first."

 

[General Malaise]

Indian coworker bought his daughter a skateboard...bought it in a kit, build it yourself. He brought it into work today to assemble and he struggled all day with it. I told him in the morning I used to be a pretty serious sk8ter back in the day. He didn't believe me. Finally, out of pure frustration, he handed the entire thing over asking for help. Guy put the trucks on backwards and thought there were 8 ball barrings in the event 4 of them "got lost".

So I calmly assembled the board, hopped on and took it for a ride around the back of the warehouse. Man, my juices were flowing. Brought back so many memories of riding my Vision Gator board all over the hard streets of the Park Cities. I went to make a sharp 180 turn with the ease and grace of a 120 pound smallish Malaise and am quite certain I'm now nursing a broken assss. I ain't what I used to be, that's for sure.

:thispostisuselesswithoutvideo:

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Indian coworker bought his daughter a skateboard...bought it in a kit, build it yourself. He brought it into work today to assemble and he struggled all day with it. I told him in the morning I used to be a pretty serious sk8ter back in the day. He didn't believe me. Finally, out of pure frustration, he handed the entire thing over asking for help. Guy put the trucks on backwards and thought there were 8 ball barrings in the event 4 of them "got lost". So I calmly assembled the board, hopped on and took it for a ride around the back of the warehouse. Man, my juices were flowing. Brought back so many memories of riding my Vision Gator board all over the hard streets of the Park Cities. I went to make a sharp 180 turn with the ease and grace of a 120 pound smallish Malaise and am quite certain I'm now nursing a broken assss. I ain't what I used to be, that's for sure.

"Here you go, Juglas...sorry about the chips in the wood. Crazy man at work thought he had to ride it first."

Juglas...

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Met a girl at a bar a couple weekends ago when I was out with my buddies. Been in occasional contact (texts) with her since then - just lined up a date for Thursday night. She seems cute, quirky and fun. I'm actually looking forward to this one a bit.

To say the date went well would be an understatement; I dropped her off at 5:15 this morning.She's 9 years younger that me (25), is a diehard Reds fan and has season tickets with her dad for Cincinnati Bearcats football

She has great taste in music and could match me drink for drink.

None of my usual style this time. I'll be in Europe for the next ~2 weeks starting Sunday, so probably not going to see her again until after that. I could swipe one off her FB page,but I don't think that's really what you're looking for.

Oh, and a couple more interesting points...She lives about a mile from my work

Her go to Friday happy hour spot is my favorite local watering hole

Good luck with that, GB. I've had the "she hangs at my bar" thing go South a bunch of times

 

[Mr.Pack]

Needel

Must be shtick. Must be.

Come on...I make a KILLER joke about an auto parts store being atop the Space Needle, and all you guys want to focus on is my misspelling shctick? Rough crowd.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Met a girl at a bar a couple weekends ago when I was out with my buddies. Been in occasional contact (texts) with her since then - just lined up a date for Thursday night. She seems cute, quirky and fun. I'm actually looking forward to this one a bit.

To say the date went well would be an understatement; I dropped her off at 5:15 this morning.She's 9 years younger that me (25), is a diehard Reds fan and has season tickets with her dad for Cincinnati Bearcats football

She has great taste in music and could match me drink for drink.

None of my usual style this time. I'll be in Europe for the next ~2 weeks starting Sunday, so probably not going to see her again until after that. I could swipe one off her FB page,but I don't think that's really what you're looking for.

Oh, and a couple more interesting points...She lives about a mile from my work

Her go to Friday happy hour spot is my favorite local watering hole

Good luck with that, GB. I've had the "she hangs at my bar" thing go South a bunch of times

Isn't south the preferred direction we want things to go?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Met a girl at a bar a couple weekends ago when I was out with my buddies. Been in occasional contact (texts) with her since then - just lined up a date for Thursday night. She seems cute, quirky and fun. I'm actually looking forward to this one a bit.

To say the date went well would be an understatement; I dropped her off at 5:15 this morning.She's 9 years younger that me (25), is a diehard Reds fan and has season tickets with her dad for Cincinnati Bearcats football

She has great taste in music and could match me drink for drink.

None of my usual style this time. I'll be in Europe for the next ~2 weeks starting Sunday, so probably not going to see her again until after that. I could swipe one off her FB page,but I don't think that's really what you're looking for.

Oh, and a couple more interesting points...She lives about a mile from my work

Her go to Friday happy hour spot is my favorite local watering hole

Good luck with that, GB. I've had the "she hangs at my bar" thing go South a bunch of times

Isn't south the preferred direction we want things to go?

Ok, let's sub "South" for "straight to hell when you'll wish you were dead and have to get a whole new rack of friends"

 

[krista4]

I've been at the Salt Lake City airport for about 30 minutes and I've yet to see a non-white person who wasn't (1) cleaning something or (b) working at the Mexican restaurant (where I cannot get alcohol-gaaaahhhhhh!). This place is weird.

 

[Osaurus]

The weather guy just said a storm was coming through and it could be frisky. Frisky? WTH?

 

[General Malaise]

I've been at the Salt Lake City airport for about 30 minutes and I've yet to see a non-white person who wasn't (1) cleaning something or (b) working at the Mexican restaurant (where I cannot get alcohol-gaaaahhhhhh!). This place is weird.

Venture out a little into some of the remoter parts of Utah. It'll make that airport look like Grand Central Station. Utah is all kinds of creepy.

 

[krista4]

Also saw a sign for something called the Jazz Room. Was heading in to have them help me with my jazz hands when I realized it was probably just some basketball thing.

Wait, Asian family spotted!!!

 

[proninja]

I've been at the Salt Lake City airport for about 30 minutes and I've yet to see a non-white person who wasn't (1) cleaning something or (b) working at the Mexican restaurant (where I cannot get alcohol-gaaaahhhhhh!). This place is weird.

There is a bar there. Don't remember what it was called, but it's in an unmarked room. Look for what looks like the strip club.

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah, as many times as I've been through that craphole of a port, I know for a fact it sells beer.

Ask the Asian family where the bar is.

 

[krista4]

Found the Delta Sky Club but only in time to down one glass of wine.

 

[General Malaise]

Found the Delta Sky Club but only in time to down one glass of wine.

Video shot?

 

[krista4]

Found the Delta Sky Club but only in time to down one glass of wine.

Check that. Flight boarding. Wine will have to wait until I've boarded. :(

 

[krista4]

Found the Delta Sky Club but only in time to down one glass of wine.

Video shot?

I'll do it when I get on the plane depending on the friskiness of my seatmate. And if I can figure out how.

 

[Gadzooks]

Went on Match in August.....

I'll give an update as to how everything goes. I'm hoping that I can't provide an update tonight because I'll be busy making hotel pron all night. In which case the update will be tomorrow. Gotta admit, it's very strange to meeting someone for the first time when I feel like I already know everything about her from talking for the last month. Please think happy thoughts for me and my ding-dong tonight.

I love you.

You would think it was a good night since we had sex and I awoke at 3AM to her giving me a hummer, but there is a flip side to that coin (DeNiro voice in HEAT).... the rest of the night I felt like I was spooning TRE.From the beginning: I go to her hotel room to meet her and keep in mind so far I've only seen a picture of her face and I know she plays softball, volleyball, ran track in college and goes to the gym. She opens the door and I immediately realize she's thicker than I imagined. And I don't mean thicker in a musculer way. But I wasn't scared, I have definitely been intimate with larger girls than this. After some quick chit chat we head out for dinner and drinks. A lovely meal and a few drinks which I happily paid for. We head back to the Hotel around 10-ish to go drink in the Hotel bar. We get there and see that they just closed. She asks if I want to go back out to another bar or just hang out in the room. To the room we went.

I had a very good buzz going and know that it will only take a few more drinks for me to starting coloring my nipples. I notice that she seems to be a bit more buzzed than me. We start making out on the couch and it was starting to get hot and heavy (literally I was hot and starting to sweat and she was well, heavy) She then straddled me and had her tongue so far in my ear that I think she licked my brain. I slid my trembling hands around bountiful rump and I tried to lift her so I could bury my face in her vast breast region. After few seconds of this, I realized i couldn't continue to lift Lady-Shuke like this for much longer. So it was on to the bed. Clothes came off quickly though she kept her shirt on. I was on top (obviously) and seductively and slowly teased her love-hallway with my hot dog. Then she moved both of her hands into my arm pits, I honestly didn't know if she wanted me to make arm pit farts or if she was going to bench press me. Thankfully her hands moved away and we continued with our awkward love-making. We finished and laid there praying for the fire alarm to go off. It didn't so we snuggled.

She quickly passed out and then starting snoring. For some strange reason the snoring amused me. I was able to finally break free from the snuggling and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly I was awoken as I felt my crank was being yanked. Soon she went under the covers and was giving my uninterested ding dong some mouth lovin. I was really not in the mood for anything but sleep. I almost tapped out. But then all of sudden she's on top of me riding the Zooks-go-round. Fearing for my safety, I turned the tables and was quickly on top and faked it for a little while before stopping and pretending to have back spasms so we could stop.

We went back to sleep and woke up around 6 and I said I had to get home to get ready for work. I gave her a kiss and a fist bump and hit the road. Despite her physical appearance not being what I expected, we did have fun and we'll probably go out again next week. Right now I'm looking forward to leaving work soon and going home to masturbate to some of your wives.

I love you.

 

[Sarnoff]

Found the Delta Sky Club but only in time to down one glass of wine.

Video shot?

I'll do it when I get on the plane depending on the friskiness of my seatmate. And if I can figure out how.

If your seatmate is above-averagely frisky, what other kinds of videos might we get?

 

[Limp Ditka]

GB Zooks

 

[General Malaise]

Then she moved both of her hands into my arm pits, I honestly didn't know if she wanted me to make arm pit farts or if she was going to bench press me. Thankfully her hands moved away and we continued with our awkward love-making. We finished and laid there praying for the fire alarm to go off. It didn't so we snuggled.

I love you.

I love you too, Norbird.

God, I wish I could write like this God I wish I had a well like this to write from....

 

[Stoneys]

Went on Match in August.....

I'll give an update as to how everything goes. I'm hoping that I can't provide an update tonight because I'll be busy making hotel pron all night. In which case the update will be tomorrow. Gotta admit, it's very strange to meeting someone for the first time when I feel like I already know everything about her from talking for the last month. Please think happy thoughts for me and my ding-dong tonight.

I love you.

You would think it was a good night since we had sex and I awoke at 3AM to her giving me a hummer, but there is a flip side to that coin (DeNiro voice in HEAT).... the rest of the night I felt like I was spooning TRE.From the beginning: I go to her hotel room to meet her and keep in mind so far I've only seen a picture of her face and I know she plays softball, volleyball, ran track in college and goes to the gym. She opens the door and I immediately realize she's thicker than I imagined. And I don't mean thicker in a musculer way. But I wasn't scared, I have definitely been intimate with larger girls than this. After some quick chit chat we head out for dinner and drinks. A lovely meal and a few drinks which I happily paid for. We head back to the Hotel around 10-ish to go drink in the Hotel bar. We get there and see that they just closed. She asks if I want to go back out to another bar or just hang out in the room. To the room we went.

I had a very good buzz going and know that it will only take a few more drinks for me to starting coloring my nipples. I notice that she seems to be a bit more buzzed than me. We start making out on the couch and it was starting to get hot and heavy (literally I was hot and starting to sweat and she was well, heavy) She then straddled me and had her tongue so far in my ear that I think she licked my brain. I slid my trembling hands around bountiful rump and I tried to lift her so I could bury my face in her vast breast region. After few seconds of this, I realized i couldn't continue to lift Lady-Shuke like this for much longer. So it was on to the bed. Clothes came off quickly though she kept her shirt on. I was on top (obviously) and seductively and slowly teased her love-hallway with my hot dog. Then she moved both of her hands into my arm pits, I honestly didn't know if she wanted me to make arm pit farts or if she was going to bench press me. Thankfully her hands moved away and we continued with our awkward love-making. We finished and laid there praying for the fire alarm to go off. It didn't so we snuggled.

She quickly passed out and then starting snoring. For some strange reason the snoring amused me. I was able to finally break free from the snuggling and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly I was awoken as I felt my crank was being yanked. Soon she went under the covers and was giving my uninterested ding dong some mouth lovin. I was really not in the mood for anything but sleep. I almost tapped out. But then all of sudden she's on top of me riding the Zooks-go-round. Fearing for my safety, I turned the tables and was quickly on top and faked it for a little while before stopping and pretending to have back spasms so we could stop.

We went back to sleep and woke up around 6 and I said I had to get home to get ready for work. I gave her a kiss and a fist bump and hit the road. Despite her physical appearance not being what I expected, we did have fun and we'll probably go out again next week. Right now I'm looking forward to leaving work soon and going home to masturbate to some of your wives.

I love you.

 

[Stoneys]

Indian coworker bought his daughter a skateboard...bought it in a kit, build it yourself. He brought it into work today to assemble and he struggled all day with it. I told him in the morning I used to be a pretty serious sk8ter back in the day. He didn't believe me. Finally, out of pure frustration, he handed the entire thing over asking for help. Guy put the trucks on backwards and thought there were 8 ball barrings in the event 4 of them "got lost".

So I calmly assembled the board, hopped on and took it for a ride around the back of the warehouse. Man, my juices were flowing. Brought back so many memories of riding my Vision Gator board all over the hard streets of the Park Cities. I went to make a sharp 180 turn with the ease and grace of a 120 pound smallish Malaise and am quite certain I'm now nursing a broken assss. I ain't what I used to be, that's for sure.

:thispostisuselesswithoutvideo:

My link

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Fist bump

 

[Marvin]

Fist bump

 

[EYLive]

Can't stop laughing.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

So wait, we're just gonna let GM get away with Gagman Style? WTF?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So wait, we're just gonna let GM get away with Gagman Style? WTF?

There was probably some higher level shtick he was working there. We're not alloud to poke fun anymore.PS Thorn > Have you been watching our Brewers?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Needel

Must be shtick. Must be.

Come on...I make a KILLER joke about an auto parts store being atop the Space Needle, and all you guys want to focus on is my misspelling shctick? Rough crowd.

I don't get it.

 

[shuke]

Spoiler

I'm 37.

Spoiler

37! In a row?

Hey, try not to suck any **** on the way through the parking lot!Isn't it "to the parking lot"?

 

[shuke]

I really really really want to believe this really really really happened

It totally happened. Happened in my brother's class. Dude's name was lemonjello.

I'll ask Brett at Carrabbas Italian Grill about this.

 

[shuke]

Gagman Style

 

[shuke]

Colin's Blazing Five

Buccaneers at Cowboys (-7.5)

Eagles at Cardinals (+3.5)

Bengals (+3) at Redskins

49ers at Vikings (+7)

Jets (-2.5) at Dolphins

Love the idea of a Bengals/Cardinals ML Parlay [/Cosjobs]

Bengals suck.

 

[shuke]

He brought it into work today to assemble

Is this normal?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I enjoy late night shukeling

 

[Bring The Stink]

I enjoy late night shukeling

:scallops:

 

[shuke]

Went on Match in August.....

I'll give an update as to how everything goes. I'm hoping that I can't provide an update tonight because I'll be busy making hotel pron all night. In which case the update will be tomorrow. Gotta admit, it's very strange to meeting someone for the first time when I feel like I already know everything about her from talking for the last month. Please think happy thoughts for me and my ding-dong tonight.

I love you.

You would think it was a good night since we had sex and I awoke at 3AM to her giving me a hummer, but there is a flip side to that coin (DeNiro voice in HEAT).... the rest of the night I felt like I was spooning TRE.From the beginning: I go to her hotel room to meet her and keep in mind so far I've only seen a picture of her face and I know she plays softball, volleyball, ran track in college and goes to the gym. She opens the door and I immediately realize she's thicker than I imagined. And I don't mean thicker in a musculer way. But I wasn't scared, I have definitely been intimate with larger girls than this. After some quick chit chat we head out for dinner and drinks. A lovely meal and a few drinks which I happily paid for. We head back to the Hotel around 10-ish to go drink in the Hotel bar. We get there and see that they just closed. She asks if I want to go back out to another bar or just hang out in the room. To the room we went.

I had a very good buzz going and know that it will only take a few more drinks for me to starting coloring my nipples. I notice that she seems to be a bit more buzzed than me. We start making out on the couch and it was starting to get hot and heavy (literally I was hot and starting to sweat and she was well, heavy) She then straddled me and had her tongue so far in my ear that I think she licked my brain. I slid my trembling hands around bountiful rump and I tried to lift her so I could bury my face in her vast breast region. After few seconds of this, I realized i couldn't continue to lift Lady-Shuke like this for much longer. So it was on to the bed. Clothes came off quickly though she kept her shirt on. I was on top (obviously) and seductively and slowly teased her love-hallway with my hot dog. Then she moved both of her hands into my arm pits, I honestly didn't know if she wanted me to make arm pit farts or if she was going to bench press me. Thankfully her hands moved away and we continued with our awkward love-making. We finished and laid there praying for the fire alarm to go off. It didn't so we snuggled.

She quickly passed out and then starting snoring. For some strange reason the snoring amused me. I was able to finally break free from the snuggling and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly I was awoken as I felt my crank was being yanked. Soon she went under the covers and was giving my uninterested ding dong some mouth lovin. I was really not in the mood for anything but sleep. I almost tapped out. But then all of sudden she's on top of me riding the Zooks-go-round. Fearing for my safety, I turned the tables and was quickly on top and faked it for a little while before stopping and pretending to have back spasms so we could stop.

We went back to sleep and woke up around 6 and I said I had to get home to get ready for work. I gave her a kiss and a fist bump and hit the road. Despite her physical appearance not being what I expected, we did have fun and we'll probably go out again next week. Right now I'm looking forward to leaving work soon and going home to masturbate to some of your wives.

I love you.

I was about to get sexy with myself reading this but when I got to "Lady-Shuke" I went soft.

 

[shuke]

Holy #### wearing this walking boot is a pain in the ###. It was a lot of fun coaching baseball tonight.

It did give me an excuse to do something I've always wanted to try, which was ride one of those motorized carts at the grocery store. Thing had like a zero turning radius but holy crap was it slow. Surprisingly going in reverse wasn't as easy as I assumed, as I backed into shelves a few times.

And note to obese lady riding one of the store's other carts who happened to stop near the same spot in an aisle: we're not scooter buddies, so leave me alone.

 

[Bring The Stink]

Holy #### wearing this walking boot is a pain in the ###. It was a lot of fun coaching baseball tonight. It did give me an excuse to do something I've always wanted to try, which was ride one of those motorized carts at the grocery store. Thing had like a zero turning radius but holy crap was it slow. Surprisingly going in reverse wasn't as easy as I assumed, as I backed into shelves a few times. And note to obese lady riding one of the store's other carts who happened to stop near the same spot in an aisle: we're not scooter buddies, so leave me alone.

WOW.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Holy #### wearing this walking boot is a pain in the ###. It was a lot of fun coaching baseball tonight. It did give me an excuse to do something I've always wanted to try, which was ride one of those motorized carts at the grocery store. Thing had like a zero turning radius but holy crap was it slow. Surprisingly going in reverse wasn't as easy as I assumed, as I backed into shelves a few times. And note to obese lady riding one of the store's other carts who happened to stop near the same spot in an aisle: we're not scooter buddies, so leave me alone.

OMG I would have cut off a big toe to be able to witness this.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Holy #### wearing this walking boot is a pain in the ###. It was a lot of fun coaching baseball tonight. It did give me an excuse to do something I've always wanted to try, which was ride one of those motorized carts at the grocery store. Thing had like a zero turning radius but holy crap was it slow. Surprisingly going in reverse wasn't as easy as I assumed, as I backed into shelves a few times. And note to obese lady riding one of the store's other carts who happened to stop near the same spot in an aisle: we're not scooter buddies, so leave me alone.

I worked for a grocery store back in high school. Early one Sunday morning I was out grabbing carts. I got a call on the earphone "UC to the mens bathroom please. UC to the mens bathroom". UC stood for Utility Clerk which meant I had to deal with all the crap that went on....most times literally.I get to the mens bathroom and some fat guy had Austin Power'd his motorized cart into the handicapped stall. He somehow climbed over it to get out and notify my manager that it was stuck there. I had to Austin Powers that thing out of there again. I'm pretty sure he had a burrito with Indian food and socks earlier that morning because I almost puked 3 times trying to get that thing out of there. A half hour later and I could breath again

 

[Mr. Pickles]

It did give me an excuse to do something I've always wanted to try, which was ride one of those motorized carts at the grocery store. Thing had like a zero turning radius but holy crap was it slow. Surprisingly going in reverse wasn't as easy as I assumed, as I backed into shelves a few times.

RIP

 

[General Malaise]

Needel

Must be shtick. Must be.

Come on...I make a KILLER joke about an auto parts store being atop the Space Needle, and all you guys want to focus on is my misspelling shctick? Rough crowd.

I don't get it.

Yeah, whatever....I'm just throwing poop at the wall at this point. End of the internet?