GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

He brought it into work today to assemble

Is this normal?

Maybe for guys trying to supplies their daughters with a gift.

 

[General Malaise]

Holy #### wearing this walking boot is a pain in the ###. It was a lot of fun coaching baseball tonight. It did give me an excuse to do something I've always wanted to try, which was ride one of those motorized carts at the grocery store. Thing had like a zero turning radius but holy crap was it slow. Surprisingly going in reverse wasn't as easy as I assumed, as I backed into shelves a few times. And note to obese lady riding one of the store's other carts who happened to stop near the same spot in an aisle: we're not scooter buddies, so leave me alone.

 

[General Malaise]

Colin's Blazing Five

Buccaneers at Cowboys (-7.5)

Eagles at Cardinals (+3.5)

Bengals (+3) at Redskins

49ers at Vikings (+7)

Jets (-2.5) at Dolphins

Love the idea of a Bengals/Cardinals ML Parlay [/Cosjobs]

Bengals suck.

- Bengals were a playoff team last year- Red Rifle will face decimated pass rush with injuries to Carriker/Orakpo

- Bengals defense vastly underrated, gets back best pass rusher in Dunlap

- Underdogs treat me right

Side bet?

 

[kevzilla]

It's now officially a Vegas trip, as I was accosted by a hooker on Fremont. She wasn't all that, unless by "that" you mean "leathery". Zooks might have approved, but I did not.

 

[YSR]

:cracksopenbeer:

 

[bentley]

It's now officially a Vegas trip, as I was accosted by a hooker on Fremont. She wasn't all that, unless by "that" you mean "leathery". Zooks might have approved, but I did not.

Be careful out there.

 

[Guster]

:cracksopenbeer:

Rapidly moving up my list of favorite YSRs

 

[Rustoleum]

Colin's Blazing Five

Buccaneers at Cowboys (-7.5)

Eagles at Cardinals (+3.5)

Bengals (+3) at Redskins

49ers at Vikings (+7)

Jets (-2.5) at Dolphins

Love the idea of a Bengals/Cardinals ML Parlay [/Cosjobs]

Bengals suck.

- Bengals were a playoff team last year- Red Rifle will face decimated pass rush with injuries to Carriker/Orakpo

- Bengals defense vastly underrated, gets back best pass rusher in Dunlap

- Underdogs treat me right

Side bet?

Bengals secondary and linebackers are a mess right now, and I'm worried RGIII is going to escape the pocket and run for miles.

 

[Guster]

Colin's Blazing Five

Buccaneers at Cowboys (-7.5)

Eagles at Cardinals (+3.5)

Bengals (+3) at Redskins

49ers at Vikings (+7)

Jets (-2.5) at Dolphins

Love the idea of a Bengals/Cardinals ML Parlay [/Cosjobs]

Bengals suck.

- Bengals were a playoff team last year- Red Rifle will face decimated pass rush with injuries to Carriker/Orakpo

- Bengals defense vastly underrated, gets back best pass rusher in Dunlap

- Underdogs treat me right

Side bet?

Bengals secondary and linebackers are a mess right now, and I'm worried RGIII is going to escape the pocket and run for miles.

The Bengals struggled to beat the Browns. I know it's an intra-division, state of Ohio rivalry, but there's no way that the game should have been close. GM, I'll give you Bengals +3

 

[Bogart]

Spoiler

I'm 37.

Spoiler

37! In a row?

Spoiler

Hey, try not to suck any **** on the way through the parking lot!

Isn't it "to the parking lot"?Nope, I double checked, just to make sure.

 

[shuke]

Colin's Blazing Five

Buccaneers at Cowboys (-7.5)

Eagles at Cardinals (+3.5)

Bengals (+3) at Redskins

49ers at Vikings (+7)

Jets (-2.5) at Dolphins

Love the idea of a Bengals/Cardinals ML Parlay [/Cosjobs]

Bengals suck.

- Bengals were a playoff team last year- Red Rifle will face decimated pass rush with injuries to Carriker/Orakpo

- Bengals defense vastly underrated, gets back best pass rusher in Dunlap

- Underdogs treat me right

Side bet?

We talking about the same Bengals team that gave up 430+ yards to Brandon Weeden's Browns last week?Look, I'm not betting against my team, just trying to help you out.

 

[shuke]

Spoiler

I'm 37.

Spoiler

37! In a row?

Spoiler

Hey, try not to suck any **** on the way through the parking lot!

Spoiler

Isn't it "to the parking lot"?

Nope, I double checked, just to make sure.Man, I've seen that movie probably 30 times, and this is one of my favorite lines. I'll have to go check my Kevin Smith autographed copy of the script to verify.

 

[eoMMan]

Colin's Blazing Five

Buccaneers at Cowboys (-7.5)

Eagles at Cardinals (+3.5)

Bengals (+3) at Redskins

49ers at Vikings (+7)

Jets (-2.5) at Dolphins

Love the idea of a Bengals/Cardinals ML Parlay [/Cosjobs]

Bengals suck.

- Bengals were a playoff team last year- Red Rifle will face decimated pass rush with injuries to Carriker/Orakpo

- Bengals defense vastly underrated, gets back best pass rusher in Dunlap

- Underdogs treat me right

Side bet?

Gingers have souls. That too.

 

[Osaurus]

Colin's Blazing Five

Buccaneers at Cowboys (-7.5)

Eagles at Cardinals (+3.5)

Bengals (+3) at Redskins

49ers at Vikings (+7)

Jets (-2.5) at Dolphins

Love the idea of a Bengals/Cardinals ML Parlay [/Cosjobs]

Bengals suck.

- Bengals were a playoff team last year- Red Rifle will face decimated pass rush with injuries to Carriker/Orakpo

- Bengals defense vastly underrated, gets back best pass rusher in Dunlap

- Underdogs treat me right

Side bet?

Gingers have souls. That too.

Really?

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Colin's Blazing Five

Buccaneers at Cowboys (-7.5)

Eagles at Cardinals (+3.5)

Bengals (+3) at Redskins

49ers at Vikings (+7)

Jets (-2.5) at Dolphins

Love the idea of a Bengals/Cardinals ML Parlay [/Cosjobs]

Bengals suck.

- Bengals were a playoff team last year- Red Rifle will face decimated pass rush with injuries to Carriker/Orakpo

- Bengals defense vastly underrated, gets back best pass rusher in Dunlap

- Underdogs treat me right

Side bet?

Gingers have souls. That too.

Bull####

 

[madhatter]

Let's go Vikings!

 

[mr. furley]

I gave her a kiss and a fist bump and hit the road.

 

[mr. furley]

Holy #### wearing this walking boot is a pain in the ###. It was a lot of fun coaching baseball tonight. It did give me an excuse to do something I've always wanted to try, which was ride one of those motorized carts at the grocery store. Thing had like a zero turning radius but holy crap was it slow. Surprisingly going in reverse wasn't as easy as I assumed, as I backed into shelves a few times. And note to obese lady riding one of the store's other carts who happened to stop near the same spot in an aisle: we're not scooter buddies, so leave me alone.

christ

 

[Marvin]

It's now officially a Vegas trip, as I was accosted by a hooker on Fremont. She wasn't all that, unless by "that" you mean "leathery". Zooks might have approved, but I did not.

I don't think I've ever seen an obvious hooker downtown. Then again most of the women downtown look like hookers.

 

[kevzilla]

If a gal walks up to me, observes I am alone, and asks if I would like some company, I do not assume she is under the spell of my hair. Though perhaps I underestimate myself.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

If a gal walks up to me, observes I am alone, and asks if I would like some company, I do not assume she is under the spell of my hair. Though perhaps I underestimate myself.

I think it's legit. Hookers say, "you lonely, sugar?"

 

[YSR]

So, I'm going to be a bit of a downer, and I apologize in advance.

I have had all kinds of wonderful intentions of bumping GM's awesome recap of a day in August where he referred to a "May Baby" that Romo and I had created.

There actually was a May Baby on Board, but sadly, no longer. I learned the news Thursday afternoon and have been relatively unfazed up until now. I understand what has occurred on an intellectual level and, in that regard, have been perfectly okay with it.

I did not, however, understand what it would feel like when it was actually happening. I know my hormones are all over the place, but this is pretty ####ty.

Sorry to bog this thread down with what is probably TMI, but I didn't tell anyone IRL and I think I just need to let some of this out.

 

[Marvin]

If a gal walks up to me, observes I am alone, and asks if I would like some company, I do not assume she is under the spell of my hair. Though perhaps I underestimate myself.

Where was this specifically. I'm just curious.

 

[guru_007]

Sorry to hear YSR :(

 

[cosjobs]

So, I'm going to be a bit of a downer, and I apologize in advance.

I have had all kinds of wonderful intentions of bumping GM's awesome recap of a day in August where he referred to a "May Baby" that Romo and I had created.

There actually was a May Baby on Board, but sadly, no longer. I learned the news Thursday afternoon and have been relatively unfazed up until now. I understand what has occurred on an intellectual level and, in that regard, have been perfectly okay with it.

I did not, however, understand what it would feel like when it was actually happening. I know my hormones are all over the place, but this is pretty ####ty.

Sorry to bog this thread down with what is probably TMI, but I didn't tell anyone IRL and I think I just need to let some of this out.

Sorry to hear about that YSR. Its one of those things impossible for me to really understand or empathize, but I truly hope you feel better soon.

 

[Marvin]

Damn, YSR. So sorry to hear that.

 

[cosjobs]

If a gal walks up to me, observes I am alone, and asks if I would like some company, I do not assume she is under the spell of my hair. Though perhaps I underestimate myself.

Where was this specifically. I'm just curious.

Last time I was propositioned was at the lobby bar at the Hilton when it was still the Hilton

 

[Guster]

Damn, YSR. So sorry to hear that.

I just finished a beer, but this makes me sad, so next beer is in your honor :(

 

[Tecumseh]

Sorry, YSR. The wife and went through this several years ago. I know it was bad for me, but much worse for her. Thopras out to you and Romo.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So, I'm going to be a bit of a downer, and I apologize in advance.

I have had all kinds of wonderful intentions of bumping GM's awesome recap of a day in August where he referred to a "May Baby" that Romo and I had created.

There actually was a May Baby on Board, but sadly, no longer. I learned the news Thursday afternoon and have been relatively unfazed up until now. I understand what has occurred on an intellectual level and, in that regard, have been perfectly okay with it.

I did not, however, understand what it would feel like when it was actually happening. I know my hormones are all over the place, but this is pretty ####ty.

Sorry to bog this thread down with what is probably TMI, but I didn't tell anyone IRL and I think I just need to let some of this out.

I'm sorry. :(

 

[bentley]

T&P YSR. We also went through that a few years ago. Can't imagine how tough that was for my wife. Then we went through some other stuff then we threw 40k at modern medicine and now we have two boys.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Condolences

 

[Binky The Doormat]

YSR - sorry for both of you. Very tough thing - T&Ps.

 

[BigJohn]

So, I'm going to be a bit of a downer, and I apologize in advance.

I have had all kinds of wonderful intentions of bumping GM's awesome recap of a day in August where he referred to a "May Baby" that Romo and I had created.

There actually was a May Baby on Board, but sadly, no longer. I learned the news Thursday afternoon and have been relatively unfazed up until now. I understand what has occurred on an intellectual level and, in that regard, have been perfectly okay with it.

I did not, however, understand what it would feel like when it was actually happening. I know my hormones are all over the place, but this is pretty ####ty.

Sorry to bog this thread down with what is probably TMI, but I didn't tell anyone IRL and I think I just need to let some of this out.

Getting older and seeing so many women experience this makes my heart hurt just thinking about it. T&P. :(

 

[Frostillicus]

So sorry YSR.

 

[cosjobs]

T&P YSR. We also went through that a few years ago. Can't imagine how tough that was for my wife. Then we went through some other stuff then we threw 40k at modern medicine and now we have two boys.

If you want a third, I will impregnate Angry Wife for half that amount. No baby, no charge.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Damn, YSR. So sorry to hear that.

Terribly sorry to hear this, YSR.

 

[heckmanm]

TPW, YSR. Sorry to hear that.

 

[bentley]

T&P YSR. We also went through that a few years ago. Can't imagine how tough that was for my wife. Then we went through some other stuff then we threw 40k at modern medicine and now we have two boys.

If you want a third, I will impregnate Angry Wife for half that amount. No baby, no charge.

That's mighty white of you.

 

[bentley]

 

[Bogart]

Very sorry to hear YSR. Good thoughts to you.

 

[shuke]

So, I'm going to be a bit of a downer, and I apologize in advance.

I have had all kinds of wonderful intentions of bumping GM's awesome recap of a day in August where he referred to a "May Baby" that Romo and I had created.

There actually was a May Baby on Board, but sadly, no longer. I learned the news Thursday afternoon and have been relatively unfazed up until now. I understand what has occurred on an intellectual level and, in that regard, have been perfectly okay with it.

I did not, however, understand what it would feel like when it was actually happening. I know my hormones are all over the place, but this is pretty ####ty.

Sorry to bog this thread down with what is probably TMI, but I didn't tell anyone IRL and I think I just need to let some of this out.

So sorry to hear. I wouldn't hesitate to seek support from IRL people, as you will be surprised at how many people you know have gone through the same situation.

 

[mr. furley]

So sorry to hear. I wouldn't hesitate to seek support from IRL people, as you will be surprised at how many people you know have gone through the same situation.

 

[proninja]

So sorry to hear. I wouldn't hesitate to seek support from IRL people, as you will be surprised at how many people you know have gone through the same situation.

Praying for you guys. My kid sister had four miscarrages on her way to two beautiful daughters. I can't possibly imagine how hard it is, but there's light a the end of the tunnel.

 

[Annyong]

Very sorry to hear what your going through Ysr. Cannot fathom that sort of thing

 

[kevzilla]

If a gal walks up to me, observes I am alone, and asks if I would like some company, I do not assume she is under the spell of my hair. Though perhaps I underestimate myself.

Where was this specifically. I'm just curious.

Outside of the canopy, where the zipline starts.Then a different one, right in the lobby of the El Cortez. Hoes be getting brazen up in here.

 

[mr. furley]

righetti> call me

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Very sorry to hear YSR :(

 

[cosjobs]

So sorry to hear. I wouldn't hesitate to seek support from IRL people, as you will be surprised at how many people you know have gone through the same situation.

Praying for you guys. My kid sister had four miscarrages on her way to two beautiful daughters. I can't possibly imagine how hard it is, but there's light a the end of the tunnel.

I really hope you weren't closing that post with a metaphor

 

[proninja]

So sorry to hear. I wouldn't hesitate to seek support from IRL people, as you will be surprised at how many people you know have gone through the same situation.

Praying for you guys. My kid sister had four miscarrages on her way to two beautiful daughters. I can't possibly imagine how hard it is, but there's light a the end of the tunnel.

I really hope you weren't closing that post with a metaphor

I feel bad for laughing at this