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GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)
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mr. furley
Footballguy
pretty much only posting here these days. and reading the last, oh, 800 or so pages of this thread leads me to believe this might be the most high brow topic here in months.Dumb question thread opened today. Please utilize it.
mr. furley
Footballguy
is there more background to this or are people just that worked up over Green Day? was there a bet involved or some in real life encounter that sparked this Green Day related nonsense?
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
mr. furley
Footballguy
i only know the one song. is this more lyrics?
about nothing and everything at all?
proninja
Footballguy
He's just one of those melodramatic fools
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
So leaving for Vegas today and I got 99% of my work done, so I decided..."Why not see if I can equate each person going with us to the GMTAN/FFA crowd."of course...but hell, it might make telling stories in here when I get back funnier
BackgroundOut of the 11 people going, 9 of us are married (5 of those with multiple kids)...so this will be a drinking/gambling (sports book mostly) trip, not a picking up on girls trip. Tiger Fan - yours truly...pretty laid back, likes to drink and gamble in heavy volume Joe T - laid back, quiet for the most part, but comes up with that zinger here and thereBentley - this dude has 4 kids all under 6 and hasn't been on a trip with friends since he got married. Is already planning on using the IV bus tomorrow morning. Will be wasted non-stopJplvr - going to wake up, roll out of bed, play one $500 3-team parlay and roll with that for the entire dayBrother of Jplvr - don't really know him$cupper - funny, loud, has an ##### (in a funny way) tendency...kind of guy you like having in your group, but
when you don't know him and have to listen to him be loud Cosjobs - always with a one liner, laid back, will be gambling a lotTommyboy - usually annoying, but we tolerate him...will be sloppy drunk and I'll hate him by the end of the trip. 1:1 to end up in jail. (editor's note...I think Tommyboy is the right choice here...but not sure)GM - (probably more like a Disco Stu/Guster/GM hybrid....but I needed a role for the thread's protagonist)...not a degenerate grambler like GM, but very well liked; probably the "unspoken leader" of the group, and can roll with anything.Zilla - laid back...will sit there and quitely get drunk and then leave by himself undetected to ride the roller coaster at the stratosphere and then come back and join the groupSLBD - shady (in a good way)...fun, all over the place.anyway, there you have it...a solid crowd that compliments each other well...should be a blast of a trip.
Coulda sworn I was going to Montana this weekend, but I guess not. Who am I staying with...cosjobs I hope!
Marvin
Footballguy
Meh
Marvin
Footballguy
Come on, kneegrow. That book is shyte.
bentley
Footballguy
I'm sure the answer is "no" but don't you have some kind of long term plan? Makes it easier for dealing with these situations. I can pretty much tell you the month when we'll be out of here and into another place (August 2017) and how much we're going to spend on the new one.
ScottNorwood
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
hay
krista4
Footballguy
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'll bite. What's the matter?
krista4
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Forrest you magnificent *******!
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Wha happen?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Huskies over Cardinal.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Awwww crap I forgot that was on!
Frostillicus
Footballguy
And the under.
proninja
Footballguy
proninja
Footballguy
So what would you like a mulligan on?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
BigJohn
Footballguy
I chuckled...
flysack
Footballguy
You don't like David Mitchell?
pricklypete
Footballguy
What's the best online sportsbook to use?
I'd like to join the other degenerates in this thread.
I'd like to join the other degenerates in this thread.
krista4
Footballguy
Probably being a lawyer.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Oof. I can't imagine suffering through that. T&Ps
Thorn
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Me too.
Wrighteous Ray
Footballguy
I'll get in on this too. Really I could go for like 4 or 5 mulligans though.
You're with Jplvr. First night in the books and nothing too crazy to report except that I'm way too early and the hot blond southwest flight attendant is a first class c word. Only 2 drinks per person on a 3.5 hour flight does not sit well with a bunch of guys flying to Vegas.'BRONG said:'Tiger Fan said:So leaving for Vegas today and I got 99% of my work done, so I decided..."Why not see if I can equate each person going with us to the GMTAN/FFA crowd."
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
500 pages? c'mon bro.'flysack said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Sorry to hear about your problem making tons of money and having job offers flying out of your patoot.'krista4 said:
Marvin
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
so it was my turn to bring donuts today. 2 dozen. picked them up, set them in the front seat, head on in to work.
merging from one highway to another, had to slam on brakes, 1 box goes flying forward off the front seat. donut explosion all over the passenger floor mat.
did I dust them off, pick off the dog hairs, put them back into the box, and serve them to my co-workers?
You're ### damn right I did.
merging from one highway to another, had to slam on brakes, 1 box goes flying forward off the front seat. donut explosion all over the passenger floor mat.
did I dust them off, pick off the dog hairs, put them back into the box, and serve them to my co-workers?
You're ### damn right I did.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Sucks that you're obligated to stay a lawyer forever.'krista4 said:
Marvin
Footballguy
You don't want to even know what I do to the donuts I bring for my coworkers.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
'Drifter said:I picked up a book from the freebies at work that was about the espionage surrounding the Manhattan Project that has been an interesting and easy read. Last night, I looked at the back cover and saw that it was classified as "Adolescent Non Fiction" and it made the easy read part make sense
I also recently read The Scar by China Mieville who I love. One line in the book particularly tickled my fancy - "She went to bed with an irritated burst of boredom." For some reason that just struck me as a brilliant line.
I'm done rambling now and am going to go drink some German beer (or bier).
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
M-F'n MONEYRAIN!'Frostillicus said:
cosjobs
Footballguy
Sucks that you're obligated to stay a lawyer forever.'krista4 said:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
If I've learned anything from the movie Big, it's that you get a re-do on life if you find the gypsy fortune teller machine on the pier. WA freaking LASucks that you're obligated to stay a lawyer forever.'krista4 said:
cosjobs
Footballguy
Sucks that you're obligated to stay a lawyer forever.
Marvin
Footballguy
Random wife complaint.
I went to be pretty early (8:45) last night. Wife comes home from work about 25 minutes later just as I am falling asleep. She comes upstairs and asks "Do you feel OK? You're in bed really early." I tell her "I'm fine...I'm just tired." Then she goes into the bathroom and I try to fall back asleep. A couple of minutes later she comes back into the bedroom "Why are you so tired?" Without opening my eyes or lifting my head I tell her "I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night and had a long day".
So she goes to leave the bedroom but she leaves the door open and the hall light that shines right onto the bed on. I call out "Honey? Could you please turn off the hall light?"
She says "Are you mad at me about something?"
"I wasn't until you kept me from falling asleep 3 times in the last 3 minutes."
I went to be pretty early (8:45) last night. Wife comes home from work about 25 minutes later just as I am falling asleep. She comes upstairs and asks "Do you feel OK? You're in bed really early." I tell her "I'm fine...I'm just tired." Then she goes into the bathroom and I try to fall back asleep. A couple of minutes later she comes back into the bedroom "Why are you so tired?" Without opening my eyes or lifting my head I tell her "I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night and had a long day".
So she goes to leave the bedroom but she leaves the door open and the hall light that shines right onto the bed on. I call out "Honey? Could you please turn off the hall light?"
She says "Are you mad at me about something?"
"I wasn't until you kept me from falling asleep 3 times in the last 3 minutes."
phishphan
Footballguy
she wanted you to put out.Random wife complaint. I went to be pretty early (8:45) last night. Wife comes home from work about 25 minutes later just as I am falling asleep. She comes upstairs and asks "Do you feel OK? You're in bed really early." I tell her "I'm fine...I'm just tired." Then she goes into the bathroom and I try to fall back asleep. A couple of minutes later she comes back into the bedroom "Why are you so tired?" Without opening my eyes or lifting my head I tell her "I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night and had a long day". So she goes to leave the bedroom but she leaves the door open and the hall light that shines right onto the bed on. I call out "Honey? Could you please turn off the hall light?" She says "Are you mad at me about something?"
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