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GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

'Good said:
'Marvin said:
What happened? All you homos take off to watch baseball?

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"Come in, quick! ANOTHER RUN FOR THREE YARDS. Now let's wait 30 seconds for this to happen again."
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Still better than baseball "...that makes the count 1 and 2...outside for ball 2...Cupcheck is hitting .217 against lefties since last St. Filbert's Day...check swing foul into the bullpen...still 2-2...you have to wonder here if manager Frank Hatband is thinking of pulling McCrevis next inning...Cupcheck fouls this one back behind home plate, right where the jagoffs are sitting while talking on their phones telling people to look for them on TV...the Expos start a homestand on Tuesday against the Roughriders...count is 2 and 2...I think my dog might have eaten a dryer sheet last night, that ever happen to you, Russ?...and Cupcheck is caught looking for strike 3...."
 
'Marvin said:
'Good said:
'Marvin said:
What happened? All you homos take off to watch baseball?

100% related
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"Come in, quick! ANOTHER RUN FOR THREE YARDS. Now let's wait 30 seconds for this to happen again."
Click to expand...
Still better than baseball "...that makes the count 1 and 2...outside for ball 2...Cupcheck is hitting .217 against lefties since last St. Filbert's Day...check swing foul into the bullpen...still 2-2...you have to wonder here if manager Frank Hatband is thinking of pulling McCrevis next inning...Cupcheck fouls this one back behind home plate, right where the jagoffs are sitting while talking on their phones telling people to look for them on TV...the Expos start a homestand on Tuesday against the Roughriders...count is 2 and 2...I think my dog might have eaten a dryer sheet last night, that ever happen to you, Russ?...and Cupcheck is caught looking for strike 3...."
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Man, it's like being there. Rules.
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Marvin said:
'Good said:
'Marvin said:
What happened? All you homos take off to watch baseball?

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"Come in, quick! ANOTHER RUN FOR THREE YARDS. Now let's wait 30 seconds for this to happen again."
Click to expand...
Still better than baseball "...that makes the count 1 and 2...outside for ball 2...Cupcheck is hitting .217 against lefties since last St. Filbert's Day...check swing foul into the bullpen...still 2-2...you have to wonder here if manager Frank Hatband is thinking of pulling McCrevis next inning...Cupcheck fouls this one back behind home plate, right where the jagoffs are sitting while talking on their phones telling people to look for them on TV...the Expos start a homestand on Tuesday against the Roughriders...count is 2 and 2...I think my dog might have eaten a dryer sheet last night, that ever happen to you, Russ?...and Cupcheck is caught looking for strike 3...."
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Man, it's like being there. Rules.
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"...you got that right, Tre....you know what else rules? A red-hot Jimmy Dean Dodger Dog made from all natural ingredients since 1908...tomorrow night is seat cushion night, the first 46 kids under the age of 11 but older than 9 get a free 1/4 piece of foam courtesy of The General Insurance..."
 
'Marvin said:
'Good said:
'Marvin said:
What happened? All you homos take off to watch baseball?

100% related
Click to expand...
"Come in, quick! ANOTHER RUN FOR THREE YARDS. Now let's wait 30 seconds for this to happen again."
Click to expand...
Still better than baseball "...that makes the count 1 and 2...outside for ball 2...Cupcheck is hitting .217 against lefties since last St. Filbert's Day...check swing foul into the bullpen...still 2-2...you have to wonder here if manager Frank Hatband is thinking of pulling McCrevis next inning...Cupcheck fouls this one back behind home plate, right where the jagoffs are sitting while talking on their phones telling people to look for them on TV...the Expos start a homestand on Tuesday against the Roughriders...count is 2 and 2...I think my dog might have eaten a dryer sheet last night, that ever happen to you, Russ?...and Cupcheck is caught looking for strike 3...."
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:lmao:
 
'Marvin said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Marvin said:
'Good said:
'Marvin said:
What happened? All you homos take off to watch baseball?

100% related
Click to expand...
"Come in, quick! ANOTHER RUN FOR THREE YARDS. Now let's wait 30 seconds for this to happen again."
Click to expand...
Still better than baseball "...that makes the count 1 and 2...outside for ball 2...Cupcheck is hitting .217 against lefties since last St. Filbert's Day...check swing foul into the bullpen...still 2-2...you have to wonder here if manager Frank Hatband is thinking of pulling McCrevis next inning...Cupcheck fouls this one back behind home plate, right where the jagoffs are sitting while talking on their phones telling people to look for them on TV...the Expos start a homestand on Tuesday against the Roughriders...count is 2 and 2...I think my dog might have eaten a dryer sheet last night, that ever happen to you, Russ?...and Cupcheck is caught looking for strike 3...."
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Man, it's like being there. Rules.
Click to expand...
"...you got that right, Tre....you know what else rules? A red-hot Jimmy Dean Dodger Dog made from all natural ingredients since 1908...tomorrow night is seat cushion night, the first 46 kids under the age of 11 but older than 9 get a free 1/4 piece of foam courtesy of The General Insurance..."
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This is outstanding...continue.

 
'General Malaise said:
'Marvin said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Marvin said:
'Good said:
'Marvin said:
What happened? All you homos take off to watch baseball?

100% related
Click to expand...
"Come in, quick! ANOTHER RUN FOR THREE YARDS. Now let's wait 30 seconds for this to happen again."
Click to expand...
Still better than baseball "...that makes the count 1 and 2...outside for ball 2...Cupcheck is hitting .217 against lefties since last St. Filbert's Day...check swing foul into the bullpen...still 2-2...you have to wonder here if manager Frank Hatband is thinking of pulling McCrevis next inning...Cupcheck fouls this one back behind home plate, right where the jagoffs are sitting while talking on their phones telling people to look for them on TV...the Expos start a homestand on Tuesday against the Roughriders...count is 2 and 2...I think my dog might have eaten a dryer sheet last night, that ever happen to you, Russ?...and Cupcheck is caught looking for strike 3...."
Click to expand...
Man, it's like being there. Rules.
Click to expand...
"...you got that right, Tre....you know what else rules? A red-hot Jimmy Dean Dodger Dog made from all natural ingredients since 1908...tomorrow night is seat cushion night, the first 46 kids under the age of 11 but older than 9 get a free 1/4 piece of foam courtesy of The General Insurance..."
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This is outstanding...continue.
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"...Nusebaum takes the mound...Chester has an ERA of 7.33 against the Cubbies in his career which is pretty ####ty if you ask me...ball 1 to Lopez y Lopez...Lopez Squared came under some fire in the media earlier this week after flubbing a routine grounder against the Giants...Lopez explained after the game 'Hey, it was in San Francisco...would you want to bend over in that town?'...it seems he was referring to the large homosexual community in the Bay Area and their propensity for ####ing each other in the ###...pop foul down the 3rd base line...1 and 1..."
 
I have my daughter tonight, but I also have a farewell happy hour for someone leaving my work group and then poker later, so im doing what any responsible dad would do, bringing her along. She's currently enjoying her first Shirley Temple :banned:

 
'Guster said:
I have my daughter tonight, but I also have a farewell happy hour for someone leaving my work group and then poker later, so im doing what any responsible dad would do, bringing her along. She's currently enjoying her first Shirley Temple :banned:
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Cloudy cold?
 
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
'cosjobs said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.
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She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. :mellow: MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.
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So she is a selfish pain in the ###. For some reason I was expecting meth and a ponzi scheme or something. People that suck the life out of you don't need to be bothered with. :popcorn: on the goat in a cage.

Question for all of you -- I don't post in here much and don't want to spam the thread -- but I have a friend who just released his first video game for download on mac and PC. It's a hidden object/puzzle/point&click game with an Amusement Park theme (the mini games will be pulled out for mobile at a later date). It's a good game to play with your kids or waste time. I'd like to post a link to download if you're interested, but I will refrain if that's frowned upon.
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No objection here, but I don't play games much any more and when I do, its Age of the Empires.
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PC Version: http://www.bigfishga...orld/index.html

MAC: http://www.bigfishga...orld/index.html

It was the #1 Family game for Mac after its initial release. It's at #3 now. It's a pretty simple game, but fun. Probably more fun for kids, as it's not particularly challenging, although I played the amusement park style games on casual.
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Pretty cool. thanks
 
'Marvin said:
'Good said:
'Marvin said:
What happened? All you homos take off to watch baseball?

100% related
Click to expand...
"Come in, quick! ANOTHER RUN FOR THREE YARDS. Now let's wait 30 seconds for this to happen again."
Click to expand...
Still better than baseball "...that makes the count 1 and 2...outside for ball 2...Cupcheck is hitting .217 against lefties since last St. Filbert's Day...check swing foul into the bullpen...still 2-2...you have to wonder here if manager Frank Hatband is thinking of pulling McCrevis next inning...Cupcheck fouls this one back behind home plate, right where the jagoffs are sitting while talking on their phones telling people to look for them on TV...the Expos start a homestand on Tuesday against the Roughriders...count is 2 and 2...I think my dog might have eaten a dryer sheet last night, that ever happen to you, Russ?...and Cupcheck is caught looking for strike 3...."
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Omfg I'm sitting in the bar laughing like a little kid. Can I put this as my FB status? I promise you'll get credit.
 
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