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Anyone coming to coshole want to bet $100 on tonight's game?Line is bama by 10.I'll take either side.. THe chances of you being wrong are better than the chances I am correct.
As much as I'm tempted to take bama, the fact that I missed 3 of 4 games this weekend against the spread means I will regrettably pass in this.
You need to start listening to and follow COlin COwherd. Might help you Out a bit. First rOund of the playOffs yOu always ALWAYS lay the pOints.
I listened to his show on Wednesday and he said to take the points in every game. I ignored him and :profit:
Ooof. I didn't listen at all. I thought I read somewhere he said to always LAY the points in the first round. :bag:I didn't play HOU, but added $$ to acct again :bag: before Pack and bet all faves + parlay on Sunday because I thought Cowherd was betting all chalk. I'm not very good at living.
 
Wonder if I can get seasons of the Wire at the library. Always wanted to jump into that one, but I never really liked it when I caught it on HBO. Couse, I felt that way about Sopranos too. :bag:
PM me your address GB...I'll mail you the entire series on DVD
Ah, see, this I can get behind. Do this and I'll return it in kind, if you know what I mean and I think you do. :don'tletyourdogopen:
 
Wonder if I can get seasons of the Wire at the library. Always wanted to jump into that one, but I never really liked it when I caught it on HBO. Couse, I felt that way about Sopranos too. :bag:
PM me your address GB...I'll mail you the entire series on DVD
Ah, see, this I can get behind. Do this and I'll return it in kind, if you know what I mean and I think you do. :don'tletyourdogopen:
I met that dog. Nice dog. Pretty mellow.
 
I may be wrong but I think I am on Austin bar pickup detail.
Are you saying that because you don't intend on drinking? And are you saying that because you have Romo dna creating a parasite in your uterus?
This is far too eloquent a post to come from Hipple...Isn't YRS approaching knitting 'lil Romo for his backwards infant hat stage by now? Hell, she disclosed his name (Gusterzooks Tannerjobs) on 2019 or so.
 
Hey Pickles > Little heads up over here, pal. Would have MUCH preferred the....you know...ABC debut :unsure: ....to the pistol-whipping football game I watched. Had no clue. :hot:

 
Hey GM - if you send those DVD's of the wire up here when you're done, I'll send some nifty bike stuff down your way
Sweet! I think I got some Weeds and maybe ROME Season I if anybody wants those passed around again. I'm not much of a collector though, which is why I like the library. I don't have Netflix or HBO and the Red Box concept scares me. I'm living like a 1970's fry cook, so I'm not into the fancy things that deliver shows to my TV. A package sounds neat and I don't have much, but what's mine is communal. :thumbup:
 
Hey GM - if you send those DVD's of the wire up here when you're done, I'll send some nifty bike stuff down your way
Sweet! I think I got some Weeds and maybe ROME Season I if anybody wants those passed around again. I'm not much of a collector though, which is why I like the library. I don't have Netflix or HBO and the Red Box concept scares me. I'm living like a 1970's fry cook, so I'm not into the fancy things that deliver shows to my TV. A package sounds neat and I don't have much, but what's mine is communal. :thumbup:
I got seasons 1-2 of Homicide: Life on the Street and... wait for it... Sledge Hammer, season 1. I'd definitely go in for the Wire boxed set on a mutual loan.
 
Hey GM - if you send those DVD's of the wire up here when you're done, I'll send some nifty bike stuff down your way
Sweet! I think I got some Weeds and maybe ROME Season I if anybody wants those passed around again. I'm not much of a collector though, which is why I like the library. I don't have Netflix or HBO and the Red Box concept scares me. I'm living like a 1970's fry cook, so I'm not into the fancy things that deliver shows to my TV. A package sounds neat and I don't have much, but what's mine is communal. :thumbup:
I have Rome season 2 if needed to complete the series. Happy to ship (have my wife ship) it.
 
Hey GM - if you send those DVD's of the wire up here when you're done, I'll send some nifty bike stuff down your way
Sweet! I think I got some Weeds and maybe ROME Season I if anybody wants those passed around again. I'm not much of a collector though, which is why I like the library. I don't have Netflix or HBO and the Red Box concept scares me. I'm living like a 1970's fry cook, so I'm not into the fancy things that deliver shows to my TV. A package sounds neat and I don't have much, but what's mine is communal. :thumbup:
I got seasons 1-2 of Homicide: Life on the Street and... wait for it... Sledge Hammer, season 1. I'd definitely go in for the Wire boxed set on a mutual loan.
I'll do the mutual loan deal on that. I loved HLS back in the day. I bet it ages pretty well, too. Shoot me a PM with your addy
 
I had my bar ready to close by midnight, and this pretty cool cat that bartends next door came over to hang out.

We shot the #### until 4:30am. My liver hates me, but I have a new friend...no homo. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

 
I love this story but couldn't figure out a thread to put it in so I'll dump it here:

Father Hires Virtual Hit Men To Assassinate Son in Online Video Games

Parents: Want your deadbeat kid to stop playing so many video games? Here's an approach that probably won't work, but could make good fodder for a Failure To Launch-style comedy.

From China via Livedoor and Kotaku East comes the tale of a father whose unemployed 23-year-old son was allegedly devoting the bulk of his waking hours to an online war game. As the son's skills grew, he began to find that he could defeat almost all comers—until one day the young man found himself being cut down immediately every time he began the game. After a while, he began to suspect that something was up, and grilled his virtual assassins as to why they were targeting him. Eventually one let slip that he had been hired by the boy's father for just that purpose.

Kotaku East explains:

Unhappy with his son not finding a job, Feng decided to hire players in his son's favorite online games to hunt down Xiao Feng. It is unknown where or how Feng found the in-game assassins—every one of the players he hired were stronger and higher leveled than Xiao Feng. Feng's idea was that his son would get bored of playing games if he was killed every time he logged on, and that he would start putting more effort into getting a job.

The plot apparently failed, as Xiao Feng refused to stop playing the game. But hey, if he keeps at it, maybe one day he can score a gig as an online video game hitman.
 
Just finished the first season of the Wire. I twas great. Only two episodes into the second season. If it were streaming, I would probably have to take a few days off work.

 
For the film geek you are, please realize that you're wasting valuable Wire Time with every dooshy French movie you spend 90 minutes on.Jebus H Christ, K4! Get your head in the game!
'Cuz you got to realize....It's all in the game...[/Omar]
:lmao: :wub:
Omar f'ing rules.
 
Anybody up for a little contest? Winner gets a SLB bag o' crap.E-mail themorningafter@kfns.com with a funny e-mail next Friday, 1/11/13. Use your FBG screen name or post your alternate name here beforehand. If they don't determine one of you the winner, I'll be the judge.The Players:Tim McKernan He, Jim Edmonds & Keith Tkachuk are the owners of the program. Tim's shtick includes making fun of his short stature, Irish heritage, bald head and how his Dad has used his stature in the community to pave the way for him in every aspect of life.Doug Vaughn Long time CBS sports broadcaster and funny guy. Doug is the guy repeating the names of the e-mailers. The e-mailers like to discuss Doug's sweet butt and having gay love with him. Doug's favorite shtick is acting like "get off my lawn" guy.Jimmy "The Cat" Hayes Sideline reporter for the Cardinals and Blues, The Cat is a real smart ### and just a funny guy. His favorite shtick is making fun of his Jewish heritage in various ways including "keeping two sets of books" and claiming obscure Jewish professional athletes should be on All Star teams.Producer Joe (right) Joe is a HUGE soccer fan and gambler. Over the years has claimed several questionable things such as he grooms his pubes in a landing strip. This has earned him the nickname Grass Fairy. He is easily riled up and has had two Inside STL sanctioned boxing matches against listeners. He has a record of 1-1.Here's an example, Segmenet 9 @ the 3:34 markThat's it. Make me laugh. I'll make it worth your while. Feel free to send them as many e-mail as you like on 1/11/13. Who is in?ETAYour e-mail doesn't have to have anything to do with the show. I proved in the past they will read just about anything including FFA shtick. Get creative, have fun.
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Segment 2 will give you some good ammo and is some funny stuff talking about Musberger & Dockett. I also forgot Producer Joe is allergic to tree nuts. lol
 
+2, I don't get those fancy television channels.
+3 I've never even heard of the wire until this thread. Considering sending GM a copy of every season though.
Frosty gets dibs on my DVDs because I've owed him a care package for months, now. If he declines, I will be happy to send them to the highest bidder.
 
Anybody up for a little contest? Winner gets a SLB bag o' crap.E-mail themorningafter@kfns.com with a funny e-mail next Friday, 1/11/13. Use your FBG screen name or post your alternate name here beforehand. If they don't determine one of you the winner, I'll be the judge.The Players:Tim McKernan He, Jim Edmonds & Keith Tkachuk are the owners of the program. Tim's shtick includes making fun of his short stature, Irish heritage, bald head and how his Dad has used his stature in the community to pave the way for him in every aspect of life.Doug Vaughn Long time CBS sports broadcaster and funny guy. Doug is the guy repeating the names of the e-mailers. The e-mailers like to discuss Doug's sweet butt and having gay love with him. Doug's favorite shtick is acting like "get off my lawn" guy.Jimmy "The Cat" Hayes Sideline reporter for the Cardinals and Blues, The Cat is a real smart ### and just a funny guy. His favorite shtick is making fun of his Jewish heritage in various ways including "keeping two sets of books" and claiming obscure Jewish professional athletes should be on All Star teams.Producer Joe (right) Joe is a HUGE soccer fan and gambler. Over the years has claimed several questionable things such as he grooms his pubes in a landing strip. This has earned him the nickname Grass Fairy. He is easily riled up and has had two Inside STL sanctioned boxing matches against listeners. He has a record of 1-1.Here's an example, Segmenet 9 @ the 3:34 markThat's it. Make me laugh. I'll make it worth your while. Feel free to send them as many e-mail as you like on 1/11/13. Who is in?ETAYour e-mail doesn't have to have anything to do with the show. I proved in the past they will read just about anything including FFA shtick. Get creative, have fun.
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Segment 2 will give you some good ammo and is some funny stuff talking about Musberger & Dockett. I also forgot Producer Joe is allergic to tree nuts. lol
Someone loves their local radio. :unsure:
 
What exactly are you having trouble with. Once I figured out it was in reverse chronological order, it made sense enough. :shrug:
it's being shipped to Memphis. DHL picked it up in Memphis on the 7th, and then sent it to St. Louis where I assume it will be shipped back to Memphis.
This is actually pretty typical of the major carriers (FedEx, UPS etc). It's a hub and spoke type model. Rather than have each and every local facility sort and send boxes to each and every other local facility they will all send their packages to a relatively centralized hub. There it is then sorted and re-routed, oftentimes back to the original location. It sounds crazy for a package such as yours but in the long run it's much more efficient.:shippingnerd:
 
What exactly are you having trouble with. Once I figured out it was in reverse chronological order, it made sense enough. :shrug:
it's being shipped to Memphis. DHL picked it up in Memphis on the 7th, and then sent it to St. Louis where I assume it will be shipped back to Memphis.
This is actually pretty typical of the major carriers (FedEx, UPS etc). It's a hub and spoke type model. Rather than have each and every local facility sort and send boxes to each and every other local facility they will all send their packages to a relatively centralized hub. There it is then sorted and re-routed, oftentimes back to the original location. It sounds crazy for a package such as yours but in the long run it's much more efficient.:shippingnerd:
I prefer to think that they're just being #######s because I wouldn't pay for express shipping.
 
+2, I don't get those fancy television channels.
+3 I've never even heard of the wire until this thread. Considering sending GM a copy of every season though.
Frosty gets dibs on my DVDs because I've owed him a care package for months, now. If he declines, I will be happy to send them to the highest bidder.
I don't have time to watch anything that involved.
Anybody up for a little contest? Winner gets a SLB bag o' crap.

E-mail themorningafter@kfns.com with a funny e-mail next Friday, 1/11/13. Use your FBG screen name or post your alternate name here beforehand. If they don't determine one of you the winner, I'll be the judge.

The Players:

Tim McKernan He, Jim Edmonds & Keith Tkachuk are the owners of the program. Tim's shtick includes making fun of his short stature, Irish heritage, bald head and how his Dad has used his stature in the community to pave the way for him in every aspect of life.

Doug Vaughn Long time CBS sports broadcaster and funny guy. Doug is the guy repeating the names of the e-mailers. The e-mailers like to discuss Doug's sweet butt and having gay love with him. Doug's favorite shtick is acting like "get off my lawn" guy.

Jimmy "The Cat" Hayes Sideline reporter for the Cardinals and Blues, The Cat is a real smart ### and just a funny guy. His favorite shtick is making fun of his Jewish heritage in various ways including "keeping two sets of books" and claiming obscure Jewish professional athletes should be on All Star teams.

Producer Joe (right) Joe is a HUGE soccer fan and gambler. Over the years has claimed several questionable things such as he grooms his pubes in a landing strip. This has earned him the nickname Grass Fairy. He is easily riled up and has had two Inside STL sanctioned boxing matches against listeners. He has a record of 1-1.

Here's an example, Segmenet 9 @ the 3:34 mark

That's it. Make me laugh. I'll make it worth your while. Feel free to send them as many e-mail as you like on 1/11/13. Who is in?

ETA

Your e-mail doesn't have to have anything to do with the show. I proved in the past they will read just about anything including FFA shtick. Get creative, have fun.
bump
Segment 2 will give you some good ammo and is some funny stuff talking about Musberger & Dockett. I also forgot Producer Joe is allergic to tree nuts. lol
Someone loves their local radio. :unsure:
It's funny. :shrug: Plus most of it is about Musberger and the Tweet by Dockett. "Lets go to Wing Stop & the strip club". Really? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
GM can forward the boxed set of The Wire to whomever after he is done...It just sits on my self save fpr periodic episode viewing...Would rather others get a chance to view...Currently making my way through The West Wing boxed set...Man, this is liberal porn, but I love itAlso reminds me how bad The NEwsroom is

 
Currently making my way through The West Wing boxed set...Man, this is liberal porn, but I love it
I started watching this on Netflix streaming recently. Never watched it when it was on, but it's really good.
Slow down. It's on Netflix streaming now? FOR ####S SAKE> I cancelled Netflix because I had watched most of the shows i wanted and they didn't have WW. Then I had my parents buy me the WW box set for Christmas since it was on sale at Best buy. I have - literally - seen every episode no fewer than a dozen times. THey used to show two episodes every morning on Bravo and I would work from home while watching it for two and a half years or so. My favorite show ever.
 

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