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How's about +6000?Degens, if you can get a Derby Futures line on OMEGA STAR, bet him. My other Derby longshot. Won't be anymore from here on out...not at over 100-1.He races around 3:00 Pacific today. Need to play him before because if he wins, odds will go down as low as 20-1 (depending on how impressively). Last call on this guy...
Just don't get too sloppy before 5pm, ok guys?
Holy ####. PV was just mentioning that people do this. And I was like "nobody does this". Then I did a FBGs search to prove my point and one of my #######mothereffing heroes is Mr. Elfshelf.
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For a little bit I couldn't figure out what this had to do with moving to Dallas.
That's probably just all the cholesteral
I am 100% pro-coshole. It's not me keeping him here...PM Shuke for more info.
Same.
That's probably just Tre's cholesterol
Just start adding oatmeal to all your shots and you'll keep it under 200 forever.
I'm hoping/planning not to live here by then, but perhaps I could send one of my people for you.Hey Krista, if I fly into Memphis on April 4th, can I borrow one of your Bentley's to drive to Jackson for a weekend?
30 ft wingspan at least.
Just ask Darko to drive me.I'm hoping/planning not to live here by then, but perhaps I could send one of my people for you.Hey Krista, if I fly into Memphis on April 4th, can I borrow one of your Bentley's to drive to Jackson for a weekend?
He probably doesn't have much else to do.Just ask Darko to drive me.I'm hoping/planning not to live here by then, but perhaps I could send one of my people for you.Hey Krista, if I fly into Memphis on April 4th, can I borrow one of your Bentley's to drive to Jackson for a weekend?
We don't see you for days and you come here drunk, late at night?Is this a booty call?
High daymon
simey's the best.And i think maybe he was getting you to over-react a tad.
Oh, no doubt. Convergence of events and all that. But apparently I'm not the only one he's pissing off over there. Posts a smarmy question and then goes "who me?" when someone calls him out.Anyway, not worth wasting bandwidth anymore over him. Just a shame that there's a really good bunch that posts there and, after the Ripper bit the dust, I was hoping we could talk hoops without all the drama.I have no idea what some of those beers you listed are, but I'm an adventerous chap when it comes to trying new chemicals. Can't wait.
beers are all local stuff, except for the lone star, that's brewed in Ft worth
Dude, your Post-To-LMAO ratio is just friggin' fabulous. And I mean fabulous in a gay-guy-walking-into-Liberace's-perfectly-decorated-beach-house kind of way.'Captain Quinoa said:
Tre's mom has health issues.If he makes it, I'm sure his boobs will as well.
It's all good...you and I are sharing a bed.
DrunkHomer can sometimes be spectacularly charming, and this smoking hot Colombian girl named Alejandra came in. But smoking hot Latinas can scare even DrunkHomer, but we started chatting and she had just moved to the neighborhood and was especially friendly so after a while I threw down a pen and paper and asked for her number. She did not respond well. :( Even after some extre special Homer-Nice-Guy shtick she still hadn't written anything. I mean, this pen and paper was sitting there like the friggin' rock holding Excalibur and she refused to unsheathe that damn sword!
Clearly it was time for a smokebreak. So I'm gone for 5 minutes and BAM the Colombian is gone. So dejected that I wasn't even gonna get to do some more work. She left a $10 tip which was nice, but the pen and paper were sitting almost exactly where they were when I walked out. Almost. As soon as I picked it up I was psyched, but then I looked at it and was totally dejected...my buddy that works with me was sitting at the bar and asked why I was pissed. I showed him what she wrote and was like, "She's ####ing with me, she wrote her number but just drew smiley faces for the last two digits." I was literally two seconds from throwing it away when he mimed smacking me across the head and said, "They're zeroes, #######!"
This winter has been a virtual tour of South American tail for your GB Homer...Mexican (2nd generation, so I'm not sure if that counts)...not really sure what the other girl was...not Mexican, maybe Salvadoran? Whatever, I've been killing the south-of-the-border contingent lately. 
UH, it was me, and I'll apologize to you here, without debating whether anyone overreacted. If anyone did, it was me, when I decided to spout some nonsense about Duke losing and then Funke (whose schtick generally irritates me) attacked me for no reason, and then I drew your ire. The later question I asked about NCSU beating UNC was genuine, not snark. Sorry, seriously. My fault entirely.
Why didn't I think of that? GENIUS!Krista, hi, remember me? I'm your old friend.If I hitchhike to Memphis and manage not to get murdered, can you check me in on your flight as carry-on luggage? I'm small and quite hairy when deprived of metrosexual shaving instruments. You can fit me in a dog carrier and they won't know the difference. Thanks!'General Malaise said:Hey Krista, if I fly into Memphis on April 4th, can I borrow one of your Bentley's to drive to Jackson for a weekend?
This is almost as good as the bull### I posted on your FB. Well done, my friend. And I say this as another man with a major woodrow for South American women.I'm smoking a cigarette in my sister's house...I'm such a ####, but it's so friggin' cold outside!I'm still a ####.It's all good, though. I'm in a celebratory mood. I was expecting tonight to be totally dead, and working with another bartender making it even worse. Plus, I wasn't gonna drink at all. Instead, we were jamming from the get-go. One of the owners was there and we were doing shots by 9 and I was flying by 10.
Bull###?This is almost as good as the bull### I posted on your FB. Well done, my friend. And I say this as another man with a major woodrow for South American women.I'm smoking a cigarette in my sister's house...I'm such a ####, but it's so friggin' cold outside!I'm still a ####.It's all good, though. I'm in a celebratory mood. I was expecting tonight to be totally dead, and working with another bartender making it even worse. Plus, I wasn't gonna drink at all. Instead, we were jamming from the get-go. One of the owners was there and we were doing shots by 9 and I was flying by 10.
Apologies back :manhug:Cos was right that I overreacted. I was actually going to ask your forgiveness this a.m. You're a quicker/better man than I
Nono not at all, dude. You're quality, which is how I knew I screwed that whole thing up. Thanks for accepting the apology straight off. That thread is tricky, especially for Duke fans. I must learn to just not fire back at TF, the Georgia Tech guy, etc. :manhug: back.
Westchester? Rockland? Strong Island?
