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Well Rye Brook has a lot nearbyYou are basically on the Connecticut border and are close to the LI SoundI would check out Mamaroneck, which is about 10 miles south and on the waterBut that's a really nice central area in general, so I doubt you'd have a huge issue finding somethingHarrison, Rye, Greenwich, Port Chester, Bell Haven are all possibilitiesETA: I know there are a lot of new-ish condo developments in that area if that's a route you'd go
Rye, Port Chester and Greenwich don't strike me as "reasonable-ish" but maybe I'm wrong? Always thought that's where the rich folks lived. Don't know Harrison and Bell Haven but will check them out. Thanks!
For rental I'd bet you could find something in any of those areas...A ton depends on your "needs," both space and amenities wiseUltimately I think your best bet would be to contact a realtor, tell them your budget and what you are looking for, and let them guide youAlso,Rye Brook is basically off of both 287 and the Hutchinson River Pkwy, so you could expand the radius without adding TOO much time to your commuteJust as an example, Tarrytown is about 15 miles Slightly North West on the Hudson, but is a straight shoot on 287
:thanks:
 
;side note....does it bother anyone else that the :banned: emoticon is "banned" and not "drink" or "beer"?
I try not to take this place that seriously. Once you go down the dark path, forever will it rule your destiny. You'll find yourself arguing with LHUCKS during your morning commute, having wet dreams about Guster's conquests, and sending gay porn subscriptions to Bryant's Boats after yet another indiscriminate banning. It's all no mas, my friend.
 
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;side note....does it bother anyone else that the :banned: emoticon is "banned" and not "drink" or "beer"?
I try not to take this place that seriously. Once you go down the dark path, forever will it rule your destiny. You'll find yourself arguing with LHUCKS during your morning commute, having wet dreams about Guster's conquests, and sending gay porn subscriptions to Bryant's Boats after yet another indiscriminate banning. It's all no mas, my friend.
lol. it doesn't really bother me...ive really just wondered why its like that.ive only let this place get to me once...during katrina when i reported smoo. i swore i would never let it happen again
 
;side note....does it bother anyone else that the :banned: emoticon is "banned" and not "drink" or "beer"?
I try not to take this place that seriously. Once you go down the dark path, forever will it rule your destiny. You'll find yourself arguing with LHUCKS during your morning commute, having wet dreams about Guster's conquests, and sending gay porn subscriptions to Bryant's Boats after yet another indiscriminate banning. It's all no mas, my friend.
This is part of the "seven steps of serious business" for those of us who have spent too much time here.
 
Oh and I just spent half an hour on the phone with my mother. Why? You want to know why? Well she watches the news too much. She sent me e-mails wanting to know exactly where we were staying, Cos's name, etc. She is very concerned that Cos is going to murder us or something. :mellow: I was more than a little irritated by this. So I poor myself a stiff one, first of the day, and call my Dad. He helped a lot by saying maybe we're going to some drug filled orgy or something as a joke. Funny #### Dad. I could do that on my street and he knows it. So I spent the last half an hour on the phone telling my 64 year old mother about all of you and this place. Really, WTF, my Mom, my MOM knows I'm rather street smart. This is the same woman that found a large stash of weed in my room when I was 13 and didn't tell my Dad because she knew he would quite literally beat me half to death.

I'm going to drink rather heavily now.
I had an absolutely awesome warmup to coshole this weekend. tl;dl

Took a road trip to Windsor with 2 other buddies and met up with 2 of our Canadian friends for the weekend.

For those that don't know anything about Windsor, it's in Ontario, right across the river from Detroit.

We got too our hotel (Caesars) on Friday around 5 and I was already 7 or 8 beers in from the car ride up.

All five of us meet up in our room and drink for an hour or so before heading out to dinner.

We end up going to some nice, but quiet Italian restaurant...we were anything but quiet and were clearly being obnoxious :banned:

After a nice meal and 5 liters of wine split among 4 of us, we decide to play credit card roulette for the bill.

Thankfully I dodged that one... But hey, the guy that got stuck with the >$450 bill did get to drink for free the rest of the night.

From there we hit the local gentlemen's club... For over 3 hours. I had 8 or so more beers and a couple shots while there and befriended the sassy hot drink girl. At some point during our time there, things start to get a bit fuzzy for me and the two Canadians.

We went to one place for more drinks and nachos and then I hit a club with one of the Canadians while the other guys checked out a different bar. There was a queue and cover for the club, but I decided to skip that and just walked up to the bouncer who said no and we had to go to the back of the line. I grabbed my buddy, shoved him forward into the club and told the bouncer it was ok because I was with that guy. Somehow, it miraculously worked.

After that we went back to the hotel and the two Canadians were escorted through the casino by security because they were so obliterated. Somehow I must have pulled it together enough because I pulled went and played craps with my other two buddies. They went back to the room around 3:30 and I lasted til a bit after 4 before stumbling away from the table down ~$100 on the night.

Woke up the next morning to go to the car show in Detroit and felt pretty good, probably because I was still drunk. Part way through the car show, the hangover started to set in with cold sweats and risky burps. Managed to get through that and back to the room for a quick power nap to refresh. We went out to dinner and I had a couple fishbowls or rye & diet and was doing well. We had a bit of time to burn before the nightlife scene really took off, so I hit a three card poker table for a bit and won $400 :thumbup:

Two of the guys went to the strip club while the rest of us were getting ready. When we showed up, we didn't see our other buddies anywhere and all the tables were taken. My drink girl saw us as we walked in, came over and gave me a hug and then went and got the bouncer. He walked over to the front-center table and a minute later, the guys that were sitting there were picking up their coats and drinks and we were seated. I look off to the left and a stripper from last night that we had talked to and spent a lot of time with started waving at us with excitement. She came over and sat with us and drink girl and chatted for about 15 minutes before the girls got back to work. She informed us that our other buddies were upstairs and went and got them.

All told between drinks and entertainment at that fine establishment for the two nights, the total bill was just a bit under $5,000. For 5 guys. :unsure:

No wonder we got such good service when we walked in the second night. To be fair, one of the Canadians accounted for almost half of that :mellow:

He has a lot of money and enjoys spending it in such establishments. He typically disappears for an hour or more at a time with a girl. He came back after one round of dances and had a little streak on his pants that was glowing in the black light from where the girl had been rubbing herself up against him :lmao:

So yeah, things I learned for coshole are to not come out of the gate too hot and that my body processes liquor better than beer. No hangover today after ~12 rye and diets :banned: :banned:
:snicker:
 
I had an absolutely awesome warmup to coshole this weekend. tl;dlTook a road trip to Windsor with 2 other buddies and met up with 2 of our Canadian friends for the weekend. For those that don't know anything about Windsor, it's in Ontario, right across the river from Detroit. We got too our hotel (Caesars) on Friday around 5 and I was already 7 or 8 beers in from the car ride up. All five of us meet up in our room and drink for an hour or so before heading out to dinner. We end up going to some nice, but quiet Italian restaurant...we were anything but quiet and were clearly being obnoxious :banned: After a nice meal and 5 liters of wine split among 4 of us, we decide to play credit card roulette for the bill. Thankfully I dodged that one... But hey, the guy that got stuck with the >$450 bill did get to drink for free the rest of the night. From there we hit the local gentlemen's club... For over 3 hours. I had 8 or so more beers and a couple shots while there and befriended the sassy hot drink girl. At some point during our time there, things start to get a bit fuzzy for me and the two Canadians. We went to one place for more drinks and nachos and then I hit a club with one of the Canadians while the other guys checked out a different bar. There was a queue and cover for the club, but I decided to skip that and just walked up to the bouncer who said no and we had to go to the back of the line. I grabbed my buddy, shoved him forward into the club and told the bouncer it was ok because I was with that guy. Somehow, it miraculously worked. After that we went back to the hotel and the two Canadians were escorted through the casino by security because they were so obliterated. Somehow I must have pulled it together enough because I pulled went and played craps with my other two buddies. They went back to the room around 3:30 and I lasted til a bit after 4 before stumbling away from the table down ~$100 on the night. Woke up the next morning to go to the car show in Detroit and felt pretty good, probably because I was still drunk. Part way through the car show, the hangover started to set in with cold sweats and risky burps. Managed to get through that and back to the room for a quick power nap to refresh. We went out to dinner and I had a couple fishbowls or rye & diet and was doing well. We had a bit of time to burn before the nightlife scene really took off, so I hit a three card poker table for a bit and won $400 :thumbup:Two of the guys went to the strip club while the rest of us were getting ready. When we showed up, we didn't see our other buddies anywhere and all the tables were taken. My drink girl saw us as we walked in, came over and gave me a hug and then went and got the bouncer. He walked over to the front-center table and a minute later, the guys that were sitting there were picking up their coats and drinks and we were seated. I look off to the left and a stripper from last night that we had talked to and spent a lot of time with started waving at us with excitement. She came over and sat with us and drink girl and chatted for about 15 minutes before the girls got back to work. She informed us that our other buddies were upstairs and went and got them. All told between drinks and entertainment at that fine establishment for the two nights, the total bill was just a bit under $5,000. For 5 guys. :unsure: No wonder we got such good service when we walked in the second night. To be fair, one of the Canadians accounted for almost half of that :mellow: He has a lot of money and enjoys spending it in such establishments. He typically disappears for an hour or more at a time with a girl. He came back after one round of dances and had a little streak on his pants that was glowing in the black light from where the girl had been rubbing herself up against him :lmao:So yeah, things I learned for coshole are to not come out of the gate too hot and that my body processes liquor better than beer. No hangover today after ~12 rye and diets :banned: :banned:
Should have met up with SofaKings, imo
Ya think? Obviously a meeting of the "Gay guys from massachusetts who've moved to the Midwest Club". No witnesses.
 
;side note....does it bother anyone else that the :banned: emoticon is "banned" and not "drink" or "beer"?
I try not to take this place that seriously. Once you go down the dark path, forever will it rule your destiny. You'll find yourself arguing with LHUCKS during your morning commute, having wet dreams about Guster's conquests, and sending gay porn subscriptions to Bryant's Boats after yet another indiscriminate banning. It's all no mas, my friend.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
mrs. tf has been in vegas since friday. just put the boys to bed and can't wait to go to work tomorrow. i have no idea how stay at home moms do it. :banned:
This #### is hard, and I only have one. Even tougher during the week when you've got to work, then come home and deal with the kid ASAP, make them food, get them down, and then get to bed quickly because you have to wake up early.
Sunday night again. When I flee my living room as it's contaminated with Downton Abbey. :yawn:
Send me a PM over at :e: reminding me to ban you.Sp:e:aking of which, the dude who is catfishing :e: right now isn't the sharpest knife in the shed. Remind me to only date 30+ when my wife inevitably leaves me.
 
The guy who was using my email for his amazon account just had his password changed. It was only after I realized that he had to type my email in to login every time he went to amazon that this wasn't a mistake, he just didn't want to use his own email for his three no charge android app store purchases every day. Never spent a dime on there, amazon wasn't any help at all, and I got sick of it.

 
I had an absolutely awesome warmup to coshole this weekend. tl;dlTook a road trip to Windsor with 2 other buddies and met up with 2 of our Canadian friends for the weekend. For those that don't know anything about Windsor, it's in Ontario, right across the river from Detroit. We got too our hotel (Caesars) on Friday around 5 and I was already 7 or 8 beers in from the car ride up. All five of us meet up in our room and drink for an hour or so before heading out to dinner. We end up going to some nice, but quiet Italian restaurant...we were anything but quiet and were clearly being obnoxious :banned: After a nice meal and 5 liters of wine split among 4 of us, we decide to play credit card roulette for the bill. Thankfully I dodged that one... But hey, the guy that got stuck with the >$450 bill did get to drink for free the rest of the night. From there we hit the local gentlemen's club... For over 3 hours. I had 8 or so more beers and a couple shots while there and befriended the sassy hot drink girl. At some point during our time there, things start to get a bit fuzzy for me and the two Canadians. We went to one place for more drinks and nachos and then I hit a club with one of the Canadians while the other guys checked out a different bar. There was a queue and cover for the club, but I decided to skip that and just walked up to the bouncer who said no and we had to go to the back of the line. I grabbed my buddy, shoved him forward into the club and told the bouncer it was ok because I was with that guy. Somehow, it miraculously worked. After that we went back to the hotel and the two Canadians were escorted through the casino by security because they were so obliterated. Somehow I must have pulled it together enough because I pulled went and played craps with my other two buddies. They went back to the room around 3:30 and I lasted til a bit after 4 before stumbling away from the table down ~$100 on the night. Woke up the next morning to go to the car show in Detroit and felt pretty good, probably because I was still drunk. Part way through the car show, the hangover started to set in with cold sweats and risky burps. Managed to get through that and back to the room for a quick power nap to refresh. We went out to dinner and I had a couple fishbowls or rye & diet and was doing well. We had a bit of time to burn before the nightlife scene really took off, so I hit a three card poker table for a bit and won $400 :thumbup:Two of the guys went to the strip club while the rest of us were getting ready. When we showed up, we didn't see our other buddies anywhere and all the tables were taken. My drink girl saw us as we walked in, came over and gave me a hug and then went and got the bouncer. He walked over to the front-center table and a minute later, the guys that were sitting there were picking up their coats and drinks and we were seated. I look off to the left and a stripper from last night that we had talked to and spent a lot of time with started waving at us with excitement. She came over and sat with us and drink girl and chatted for about 15 minutes before the girls got back to work. She informed us that our other buddies were upstairs and went and got them. All told between drinks and entertainment at that fine establishment for the two nights, the total bill was just a bit under $5,000. For 5 guys. :unsure: No wonder we got such good service when we walked in the second night. To be fair, one of the Canadians accounted for almost half of that :mellow: He has a lot of money and enjoys spending it in such establishments. He typically disappears for an hour or more at a time with a girl. He came back after one round of dances and had a little streak on his pants that was glowing in the black light from where the girl had been rubbing herself up against him :lmao:So yeah, things I learned for coshole are to not come out of the gate too hot and that my body processes liquor better than beer. No hangover today after ~12 rye and diets :banned: :banned:
Man I love college.
 
mrs. tf has been in vegas since friday. just put the boys to bed and can't wait to go to work tomorrow. i have no idea how stay at home moms do it. :banned:
This #### is hard, and I only have one. Even tougher during the week when you've got to work, then come home and deal with the kid ASAP, make them food, get them down, and then get to bed quickly because you have to wake up early.
Sunday night again. When I flee my living room as it's contaminated with Downton Abbey. :yawn:
Send me a PM over at :e: reminding me to ban you.Sp:e:aking of which, the dude who is catfishing :e: right now isn't the sharpest knife in the shed. Remind me to only date 30+ when my wife inevitably leaves me.
Just checked that thread out. Someone needs to introduce her and fish with a quickness.
 
mrs. tf has been in vegas since friday. just put the boys to bed and can't wait to go to work tomorrow. i have no idea how stay at home moms do it. :banned:
This #### is hard, and I only have one. Even tougher during the week when you've got to work, then come home and deal with the kid ASAP, make them food, get them down, and then get to bed quickly because you have to wake up early.
Sunday night again. When I flee my living room as it's contaminated with Downton Abbey. :yawn:
Send me a PM over at :e: reminding me to ban you.Sp:e:aking of which, the dude who is catfishing :e: right now isn't the sharpest knife in the shed. Remind me to only date 30+ when my wife inevitably leaves me.
Just checked that thread out. Someone needs to introduce her and fish with a quickness.
Nah. I couldn't stand her over here, figured she'd get run over there since Scottybo outed her at FBG after about 2 mins. I think that pittsdown dude bit pretty hard.
 
Outed?What's the story?
Seems to actually be a chick, only a fat, ugly one. She's trolled other sports/fantasy football boards, even using the same thread title. You can find the link he posted in the FBG thread she started, and can read messages between her and some losers she hooked.
 
Fair warning to coshole attendees.Cedar fever is in high gear this year. We'll probably have northerly winds this weekend and that's what sets off the cedar pollen. If you are susceptible to allergies, I strongly advise beginning to take some Claritin D or Allegra starting now and continuing through the weekend. I've been here over ten years this round and it hit me for the first time. Netti pots are also a good thing to clear out your sinuses. I have some homeopathic stuff, but it requires a week or two to work.

 
Fair warning to coshole attendees.Cedar fever is in high gear this year. We'll probably have northerly winds this weekend and that's what sets off the cedar pollen. If you are susceptible to allergies, I strongly advise beginning to take some Claritin D or Allegra starting now and continuing through the weekend. I've been here over ten years this round and it hit me for the first time. Netti pots are also a good thing to clear out your sinuses. I have some homoerotic stuff, but it requires a week or two to work.
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Fair warning to coshole attendees.Cedar fever is in high gear this year. We'll probably have northerly winds this weekend and that's what sets off the cedar pollen. If you are susceptible to allergies, I strongly advise beginning to take some Claritin D or Allegra starting now and continuing through the weekend. I've been here over ten years this round and it hit me for the first time. Netti pots are also a good thing to clear out your sinuses. I have some homoerotic stuff, but it requires a week or two to work.
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Well sure. That, too.
 
Fair warning to coshole attendees.Cedar fever is in high gear this year. We'll probably have northerly winds this weekend and that's what sets off the cedar pollen. If you are susceptible to allergies, I strongly advise beginning to take some Claritin D or Allegra starting now and continuing through the weekend. I've been here over ten years this round and it hit me for the first time. Netti pots are also a good thing to clear out your sinuses. I have some homeopathic stuff, but it requires a week or two to work.
Claritin doesn't agree with me. You got a connection for some other sinus-related pharmaceuticals? :popcorn: :popcorn:
 
I had an absolutely awesome warmup to coshole this weekend. tl;dlTook a road trip to Windsor with 2 other buddies and met up with 2 of our Canadian friends for the weekend. For those that don't know anything about Windsor, it's in Ontario, right across the river from Detroit. We got too our hotel (Caesars) on Friday around 5 and I was already 7 or 8 beers in from the car ride up. All five of us meet up in our room and drink for an hour or so before heading out to dinner. We end up going to some nice, but quiet Italian restaurant...we were anything but quiet and were clearly being obnoxious :banned: After a nice meal and 5 liters of wine split among 4 of us, we decide to play credit card roulette for the bill. Thankfully I dodged that one... But hey, the guy that got stuck with the >$450 bill did get to drink for free the rest of the night. From there we hit the local gentlemen's club... For over 3 hours. I had 8 or so more beers and a couple shots while there and befriended the sassy hot drink girl. At some point during our time there, things start to get a bit fuzzy for me and the two Canadians. We went to one place for more drinks and nachos and then I hit a club with one of the Canadians while the other guys checked out a different bar. There was a queue and cover for the club, but I decided to skip that and just walked up to the bouncer who said no and we had to go to the back of the line. I grabbed my buddy, shoved him forward into the club and told the bouncer it was ok because I was with that guy. Somehow, it miraculously worked. After that we went back to the hotel and the two Canadians were escorted through the casino by security because they were so obliterated. Somehow I must have pulled it together enough because I pulled went and played craps with my other two buddies. They went back to the room around 3:30 and I lasted til a bit after 4 before stumbling away from the table down ~$100 on the night. Woke up the next morning to go to the car show in Detroit and felt pretty good, probably because I was still drunk. Part way through the car show, the hangover started to set in with cold sweats and risky burps. Managed to get through that and back to the room for a quick power nap to refresh. We went out to dinner and I had a couple fishbowls or rye & diet and was doing well. We had a bit of time to burn before the nightlife scene really took off, so I hit a three card poker table for a bit and won $400 :thumbup:Two of the guys went to the strip club while the rest of us were getting ready. When we showed up, we didn't see our other buddies anywhere and all the tables were taken. My drink girl saw us as we walked in, came over and gave me a hug and then went and got the bouncer. He walked over to the front-center table and a minute later, the guys that were sitting there were picking up their coats and drinks and we were seated. I look off to the left and a stripper from last night that we had talked to and spent a lot of time with started waving at us with excitement. She came over and sat with us and drink girl and chatted for about 15 minutes before the girls got back to work. She informed us that our other buddies were upstairs and went and got them. All told between drinks and entertainment at that fine establishment for the two nights, the total bill was just a bit under $5,000. For 5 guys. :unsure: No wonder we got such good service when we walked in the second night. To be fair, one of the Canadians accounted for almost half of that :mellow: He has a lot of money and enjoys spending it in such establishments. He typically disappears for an hour or more at a time with a girl. He came back after one round of dances and had a little streak on his pants that was glowing in the black light from where the girl had been rubbing herself up against him :lmao:So yeah, things I learned for coshole are to not come out of the gate too hot and that my body processes liquor better than beer. No hangover today after ~12 rye and diets :banned: :banned:
Saving this to read on the plane. :hey:
 
Fair warning to coshole attendees.Cedar fever is in high gear this year. We'll probably have northerly winds this weekend and that's what sets off the cedar pollen. If you are susceptible to allergies, I strongly advise beginning to take some Claritin D or Allegra starting now and continuing through the weekend. I've been here over ten years this round and it hit me for the first time. Netti pots are also a good thing to clear out your sinuses. I have some homeopathic stuff, but it requires a week or two to work.
Claritin doesn't agree with me. You got a connection for some other sinus-related pharmaceuticals? :popcorn: :popcorn:
Actually, despite my reputation 'round these parts, this was a joke. I haven't done taht stuff in...a while.Just kidding above. :unsure:
 

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